Index to Quotations - by Keyword (Subject)
60s_backlash
Stephen Fry/There was still a
Neil Innes/I'm just one of
ACLU
Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to
AIDS
Rev Jerry Falwell/AIDS is the wrath
Aborigine
Stanley Garn/If the Aborigine drafted
Air_Force
United States Air Force/As a result of
Alexander_the_Great
Robert A. Heinlein/Violence accomplishes nothing." What
Alger
Hunter S. Thompson/How would Horatio Alger
America
Dean Alfange/A Creed for Young
Anonymous/It's always nice to
Joel Barlow/The government of the
Dave Barry/Your digestive system is
Charles A. Beard/One of the best
Cecil Beaton/Americans have an abiding
Francis Bellamy/I pledge allegiance to
Lewis Black/It's beyond belief! The
William S. Burroughs/I am not one
George Carlin/I do this real
Noam Chomsky/Resistance is feasible even
Georges Clemenceau/America is the only
Richard Cohen/I dream that someday
Clarence Darrow/When I was a
René de Visme Williamson/If the American dream
John Dewey/If one inquires why
Marlene Dietrich/Sex. In America an
William O. Douglas/The American Government is
Duke of Windsor Edward/The thing that impresses
Albert Einstein/Too many of us
Rev Jerry Falwell/We're fighting against humanism,
Allen Ginsberg/America, how can I
Emmett Grogan/Anything anybody can say
Bill Hicks/I'm so sick of
Robert M. Hutchins/It has been said
Ivan Illich/The compulsion to do
Thomas Jefferson/A little rebellion now
Thomas Jefferson/The day will come
Lyndon B. Johnson/I do not think
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/We live in a
Emma Lazarus/The New Colossus
John Vliet Lindsay/The highest form of
John Vliet Lindsay/We are all under
Chuck Lorre/What does it say
Jason Love/The average American attention
Bill Maher/Americans don't want privacy.
Russell Means/The Amish don't have
H.L. Mencken/Democracy is the theory
Dennis Miller/America has the attention
George Mitchell/Although He's regularly asked
Gamel Abdel Nasser/Politicians
Richard Milhous Nixon/If you think the
P.J. O'Rourke/Marijuana is self-punishing; it
Osho/The real enemy is
Michael Rivero/Stopping terrorism is simple.
Harrison H. Schmitt/What does it take
Eric Sevareid/The biggest big business
Eric Sevareid/With breathtaking rapidity, we
Mark Twain/America is New York,
Gore Vidal/Teaching has ruined more
George Washington/The government of the
Ella Wheeler Wilcox/To sin by silence,
Oscar Wilde/America is the noisiest
Oscar Wilde/America has been discovered
American_dream
Ken Levine/I just don't know
Amish
Russell Means/The Amish don't have
Bible
Louis Agassiz/Every great scientific truth
Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
Arthur M. Binstead/The most serious doubt
Daniel Joseph Boorstin/God is the Celebrity-Author
Russell Brand/Homophobes . . .
John Burroughs/I am much less
John Calvin/For Scripture is the
Joseph Campbell/The] computer . .
Nicolas Chamfort/The only thing that
Graham Chapman/Mrs Big Nose (Gwen
G.K. Chesterton/The Bible tells us
American Standard Version Deuteronomy IV:26/I call heaven and
KJV Ecclesiastes I:18/For in much wisdom
Vulgate; English translation from New English Bible Ezekiel XXIII/ET INSANIVIT LIBIDINE SUPER
Rev Jerry Falwell/The Bible is the
J. Paul Getty/The meek shall inherit
New English Bible I Corinthians 1:27-28/Yet to shame the
New English Bible Isaiah 32:1-8/1 Behold, a king
Ecclesiastes IX:16-18/Et dicebam ego, meliorem
Andy Kindler/The only people who
KJV Proverbs XXIII:7/For as he thinketh
Anton LaVay/Blessed are the mighty-minded,
Lynne Lavner/The Bible contains six
also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as
Abraham Lincoln/The Bible is not
KJV Matthew VI:34/Take therefore no thought
RSV Matthew VII:6/Do not give dogs
H.L. Mencken/Christian theology, like every
Richard Needham/Remember: While the Ark
Richard Milhous Nixon/The jawbone of an
P.J. O'Rourke/The Tenth Commandment [Thou
St Paul/7 . . .
Proverbs 26:27/Whoso diggeth a pit
Proverbs XVII:17/A brother is born
RSV Romans XIII:8/Owe no one anything,
Damon Runyon/The race is not
Bertrand Russell/So far as I
Song of Songs/Many waters cannot quench
Tertullian/And do you not
Thou shalt not kill?
Mark Twain/Most people are bothered
Author Unknown/Blessed are those who
Author Unknown/Jesus said, "Why do
Author Unknown/We have watched what
Author Unknown/Well, you presumably believe
after St John 19:30 unknown/Der Held aus Juda
James Ussher/In the beginning God
Lemuel K. Washburn/The original sin was
Gregory Widen/Did you ever notice
Virgina Woolf/I read the book
Frank Zappa/The meek shall inherit
Shimon ben Zoma/Who is wise?
Bozo
Carl Sagan/They laughed at Einstein.
Brahms
George Bernard Shaw/There are some experiences
Buddha
Norman Cousins/We may not be
Bush
Rev Jerry Falwell/I am such a
California
Ross MacDonald/Nothing is wrong with
Canada
Al Capone/I don't even know
Catholicism
John F. Kennedy/I believe in an
Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
Catholics
Alan Dybner/Eric Forman (Topher Grace):
Bill Hicks/If child molestation is
Christ
Stephen Fry/Perhaps all adolescence is
Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
Oscar Wilde/Know thyself" was written
Oscar Wilde/There were Christians before
Oscar Wilde/That is the charm
Christianity
Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
Herb Caen/The trouble with born-again
Joseph Campbell/There's no danger in
Thomas Carlyle/If Jesus Christ were
Adam Carolla/There's no bigger atheist
G.K. Chesterton/The Christian ideal has
Rob DesHotel/While I respect the
Claire Dunne/To [Carl] Jung, Christianity,
Anatole France/Le christianisme a beaucoup
Benjamin Franklin/How many observe Christ's
Mahatma Gandhi/I like your Christ;
Barry Goldwater/I think every good
Meria Heller/Christian is a VERB
Thomas Jefferson/I consider the doctrines
Thomas Jefferson/I do not find
Thomas Jefferson/The Christian God is
Thomas à Kempis/Know all and you
Lenin/Every religious idea, every
Abraham Lincoln/The Bible is not
James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
Jacques Maritain/Christianity taught men that
H.L. Mencken/Christian theology, like every
Montaigne/There is no hostility
Friedrich Nietzsche/Der christliche Entschluss, die
Friedrich Nietzsche/One must be above
Friedrich Nietzsche/Christianity is called the
George Orwell/As with the Christian
Bertrand Russell/The Christian view that
Mark Twain/Christians are all insane.
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Quoi que vous fassiez,
Lemuel K. Washburn/The cross everywhere is
George Washington/The government of the
Andrew D. White/I simply try to
Israel Zangwill/The Jews are a
Christians
Rev Jerry Falwell/Christians, like slaves and
Rev Jerry Falwell/The idea that religion
Rev Jerry Falwell/You'll be riding along
Rev Jerry Falwell/If you're not a
Rev Jerry Falwell/Nothing will motivate conservative
Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/For some reason, the
Christmas
Eric Sevareid/Christmas is a necessity.
Eric Sevareid/As long as we
Church
James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
Thomas Paine/I do not believe
Paul Tillich/The life-and-death struggle of
Clinton
Rev Jerry Falwell/Nothing will motivate conservative
H.P. Lovecraft/Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh
Communism
Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
Conservatism
Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues
Constitution
Anthony Kennedy/The First Amendment is
John F. Kennedy/I believe in an
Thurgood Marshall/If the First Amendment
William Simpson/What are the politicians
C.D. Tavares/Since when is "public
Author Unknown/We have watched what
Daffy_Duck
Michael Maltese/Oh . . .
Declaration_of_Indep
Terence McKenna/If the words 'life,
Author Unknown/happiness: Highly coveted but
Devil
William Shakespeare/Glendower : I can call
Disneyland
Oliver North/I'll tell you right
Doctor_Who
Jane Baker/Seventh Doctor : Time and
ESP
Barry L. Beyerstein/In arguing that current
Egypt
Mark Twain/Denial ain't just a
Einstein
Carl Sagan/They laughed at Einstein.
Elvis
Irv Kupcinet/What can you say
English
Clarence Darrow/Even if you do
James D. Nicoll/The problem with defending
Dorothy Parker/The two most beautiful
Joseph Sobran/In one century we
Eureka
Robert Holmes/No, "Eureka" is Greek
Europe
Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,
Eve
Tertullian/And do you not
FBI
J. Edgar Hoover/I regret to say
FDA
Robert Fuoss/It would be nice
Falwell
Barry Goldwater/I think every good
Faust
Stephen Fry/Perhaps all adolescence is
Faustian
Jack Herman/I'm sick of being
French
Alan Dybner/Eric Forman (Topher Grace):
God
Agathon/Even God cannot change
Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
Woody Allen/Not only is there
Woody Allen/To you I'm an
Woody Allen/If only God would
Woody Allen/I am plagued by
Susan B. Anthony/I distrust those people
Apache/It makes no difference
Daniel Joseph Boorstin/God is the Celebrity-Author
Mel Brooks/Between projects I go
Luis Buñuel/God and Country are
Samuel Butler/It must be remembered
John Calvin/For Scripture is the
Joseph Campbell/The] computer . .
Nicolas Chamfort/The only thing that
Arthur C. Clarke/It may be that
Norman Cousins/I cannot affirm God
Norman Cousins/We may not be
Clarence Darrow/I don't believe in
Charles Darwin/The assumed instinctive belief
Edmond de Goncourt/S'il y a un
Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
Peter de Vries/The idea of a
Annie Dillard/I read about an
Georges Duhamel/I respect the idea
Alexandre Dumas/If God were suddenly
Albert Einstein/Before God we are
Albert Einstein/I want to know
Albert Einstein/The more a man
Rev Jerry Falwell/You've got to kill
Galileo Galilei/I do not feel
Galileo Galilei/La matematica è l'alfabeto
George Gallup/I could prove God
Mahatma Gandhi/There are people in
Mahatma Gandhi/God has no religion.
Mahatma Gandhi/I searched here for
André Gide/Art is a collaboration
J.B.S. Haldane/He seems to have
Heinrich Heine/Dieu me pardonnera. C'est
Joseph Heller/And don't tell me
Adolf Hitler/Who says I am
Sidney Hook/It still remains true
Art Hoppe/If there is no
Robert G. Ingersoll/Our ignorance is God;
Robert G. Ingersoll/God so loved the
Iranian proverb/If you see a
P.D. James/There comes a time
Alfred Jarry/God is the tangential
Thomas Jefferson/I consider the doctrines
Thomas Jefferson/The Christian God is
Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
Thomas Jefferson/The day will come
Everett LeRoi Jones/God has been replaced,
Benjamin Jowett/You must believe in
John Knox/Resistance to tyranny is
Arthur Koestler/God seems to have
Irv Kupcinet/What can you say
Pierre Laplace/Your Highness, I have
Fran Lebowitz/I do not believe
Gypsy Rose Lee/God is love, but
Abraham Lincoln/We, on our side,
Abraham Lincoln/The Lord prefers common-looking
James C. Lindberg/Retaliation
Jack London/He led a lost
Courtney Love/I don't really miss
Jason Love/God is whatever came
Jason Love/Men are hit by
Gustav Mahler/Auferstehung [Resurrection]
H.L. Mencken/Creator: A comedian whose
H.L. Mencken/Why assume so glibly
Friedrich Nietzsche/I cannot believe in
Friedrich Nietzsche/What? Is man just
Friedrich Nietzsche/Woman was God's second
Ulrika O'Brien/Perhaps God rewards martyrs,
J. Robert Oppenheimer/If the radiance of
Thomas Paine/Belief in a cruel
Dorothy Parker/If you want to
St Paul/7 . . .
German folk poem/Urlicht [Primeval Light]
Thomas B. Reed/One, with God, is
Gene Roddenberry/We must question the
Paul Rodriguez/Sometimes I think war
Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
Edmond Rostand/Here comes, thank God,
Mike Royko/If God dislikes gays
Russian proverb/Pray to God, but
Peter Saint-André/If you can conceive
George Bernard Shaw/There are scores of
Father Leo O'Donovan. SJ/There is a power
Dr Benjamin Spock/Like my parents, I
Leslie Stephen/If atheism is to
Thomas Szasz/If you talk to
Harry S. Truman/Having found the [atomic]
Mark Twain/God made the idiot
Author Unknown/God is seated in
Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
Author Unknown/Well, you presumably believe
Author Unknown/God runs electromagnetics on
Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
Henry Van Dyke/Four things a man
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Si Dieu n'existait pas,
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Si Dieu nous a
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/J'ai toujours fait une
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If I should ever
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Maybe God has let
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/There are plenty of
Bill Watterson/Do you think God
Gregory Widen/Did you ever notice
Oscar Wilde/I sometimes think that
Robin Williams/God gave you a
Virgina Woolf/I read the book
Steven Wright/Black holes are where
William Butler Yeats/Some people say there
Yiddish proverb/If triangles had a
Goethe
Guy Davenport/Sometimes, on reading Goethe,
Gospels
John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
Groucho
French students during 1968 protests/Je suis Marxiste, tendance
Hell
Bertrand Russell/The infliction of cruelty
High_School
David Saks/Why don't you try
Hinduism
Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
Norman Cousins/We may not be
Hitler
Robert A. Heinlein/Violence accomplishes nothing." What
Adolf Hitler/Secular schools can never
Adolf Hitler/This year will go
Michael Rivero/Everyone likes to say
Hollywood
Dorothy Parker/The only 'ism' Hollywood
IQ
Stanley Garn/If the Aborigine drafted
Iran
Oliver North/I'll tell you right
Islam
Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
Norman Cousins/We may not be
Rob DesHotel/While I respect the
Jason_Love
Jason Love/Altruism is when our
Jason Love/What's good for you
Jason Love/No man is an
Jason Love/A concert is where
Jason Love/The upside to dying
Jason Love/There is no "I"
Jason Love/When you get mad,
Jason Love/The world is divided
Jason Love/Don't count your chickens
Jason Love/Royal gala" . .
Jason Love/The rat race is
Jason Love/Public television is commercial-free
Jason Love/No means no. So
Jason Love/You just think it's
Jason Love/The last thing you
Jason Love/The traffic is always
Jason Love/The best part about
Jason Love/Let no one belittle
Jason Love/What we could really
Jason Love/The average American attention
Jason Love/Swingers cheat on each
Jason Love/If you go the
Jason Love/God is whatever came
Jason Love/Everyone has that uncle
Jason Love/Live each day like
Jason Love/The real world is
Jason Love/Men are hit by
Jason Love/Remember that you are
Jesus
John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
Thomas Carlyle/If Jesus Christ were
Norman Cousins/We may not be
Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of
Mahatma Gandhi/I like your Christ;
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Wundern kann es mich
Herbert Hensley Henson/Men are doubtful and
Thomas Jefferson/The day will come
Author Unknown/Well, you presumably believe
Jews
Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to
Israel Zangwill/The Jews are a
Joan_of_Arc
Gracie Allen/They laughed at Joan
Judaism
Norman Cousins/We may not be
Rabbi Meir Kahane/The Messiah will come.
Midrash/You doubted Me," God
Kleenex
Art Hoppe/If there is no
LSD
Dr Albert Hoffman/The characteristic property of
Dr Albert Hoffman/Deliberate provocation of mystical
Dr Albert Hoffman/I believe that if
Lamborghini_Diablo
George Olson/While I'm fully aware
Latin
Ovid/ADDE PARVUM PARVO MAGNUS
Los_Angeles
Roman Polanski/Los Angeles is the
Will Rogers/Tilt this country on
Lovecraft
H.P. Lovecraft/Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh
Manhattan
Quentin Crisp/Well, I live in
Marxism
French students during 1968 protests/Je suis Marxiste, tendance
Messiah
Rabbi Meir Kahane/The Messiah will come.
Mexicans
Alan Dybner/Eric Forman (Topher Grace):
Mickey_Mouse
Walt Disney/I love Mickey Mouse
Moses
Midrash/You doubted Me," God
Nazis
Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to
New_York
David Letterman/New York . .
Nietzsche
Leo Tolstoy/Nietzsche was stupid and
Nixon
Richard Milhous Nixon/I would have made
Plato
Friedrich Nietzsche/Plato . . .
Proust
Alexander Woollcott/Reading Proust is like
Puritanism
H.L. Mencken/At the bottom of
Wendell Phillips/The Puritan's idea of
Bertrand Russell/I was not born
Richard_Lewis
Richard Lewis/Stop worrying, keep laughing,
Richard Lewis/When I'm touring, to
Richard Lewis/I have a manufacturing
Richard Lewis/From kindergarten on, unlike
Richard Lewis/During sex I fantasize
Richard Lewis/I quit therapy because
Richard Lewis/After I got sober,
Russians
Alexander Haig/The warning message we
Santa_Claus
Roy Blount Jr/Contemporary American children, if
Dick Gregory/I never believed in
Courtney Love/I don't really miss
Satan
Rev Jerry Falwell/We're fighting against humanism,
Karl Kraus/The devil is an
H.L. Mencken/If the theological answer
Rev. Jimmy Swaggart/Evolution is a bankrupt
Senate
Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues
Shakespeare
Bill Hirst/I heard someone tried
Tom Masson/Hamlet is the tragedy
William Shakespeare/Patch grief with proverbs,
Kendra Tarket/All the world's a
Author Unknown/Broke
Robin Williams/To be, or what?
Silly_Putty
Dennis Rawlins/Those who believe in
Simpsons
Joel H. Cohen/Adults Suck, Then You
George Meyer/I will not expose
Soviet
Rev Jerry Falwell/Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.
Spanish_Inquisition
Graham Chapman/Nobody expects the Spanish
Spring
Friedrich Nietzsche/These Dionysiac stirrings which,
Tarot
Steven Wright/I stayed up all
Tasmanians
W. Somerset Maugham/You know, of course,
Teletubbies
Rev Jerry Falwell/He is purple --
The_Teaching
Chuck Lorre/Sentient life was created
Titanic
Richard Needham/Remember: While the Ark
Tolstoy
Ernest Hemingway/I'm not going to
UFOs
Thomas L. Creed/Fortunately, the responsibility for
United States Air Force/As a result of
UNIX
Karl Lehenbauer/UNIX: Some say the
John Lions/On our campus the
Henry Spencer/Those who do not
Vietnam
Muhammad Ali/I ain't got no
Wagner
Edgar Wilson 'Bill' Nye/Wagner's music is better
Mark Twain/Wagner's music is better
Washington_DC
John F. Kennedy/Washington is a city
Western_civilization
Mahatma Gandhi/I think it would
Wright_Brothers
Carl Sagan/They laughed at Einstein.
XIX-century_male_rol
Nels Anderson/Who hasn't felt that
Xavier Mayne/However displeasing to the
Percival Christopher Wren/The love of a
abandonment
Lenny Henry/I was born with
ability
Clare Boothe Luce/Because I am a
H.L. Mencken/The older I get,
George Bernard Shaw/Martyrdom . . .
abnormality
Leo Tolstoy/Nietzsche was stupid and
abortion
Dennis Miller/What about that abortion
absence
Comte de Bussy Roger de Rabutin/Absence is to love
absolutes
Grant Gilmore/The function of the
Walter Jon Williams/The deluded are always
absolution
Lemuel K. Washburn/Priests will pardon thieves
abstinence
William Blake/Abstinence sows sand all
Sigmund Freud/On the whole I
absurdity
Douglas Adams/Life is wasted on
John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
Diane Arbus/Ladies and Gentlemen, take
Robert Benchley/There may be said
Lewis Black/There's no such thing
Bryan Blackburn/Venice . . .
Victor Borge/As I was walking
Stewart Brand/Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
Al Capone/I don't even know
George Carlin/Frisbeetarianism is the belief
Lewis Carroll/But I was thinking
Graham Chapman/Nobody expects the Spanish
Graham Chapman/I think all right-thinking
Noam Chomsky/Colorless green ideas sleep
Calvin Coolidge/When a great many
Roald Dahl/A little nonsense now
George Daley/Twenty five years is
L. Sprague de Camp/Yngvi is a louse.
Peter de Vries/The idea of a
Georges Duhamel/I respect the idea
Ben Elton/There's nothing so boring
Ralph Waldo Emerson/A fly is as
William Faulkner/My mother is a
Firesign Theatre/How can you be
Firesign Theatre/Live or die, I'll
Stephen Fry/Ask a stupid person,
Stephen Fry/I remember exactly what
Oliver Goldsmith/Every absurdity has now
Samuel Goldwyn/I had a monumental
Tony Hendra/The universe is laughing
Jim Hightower/There's nothing in the
Douglas R. Hofstadter/The whole point of
J. Edgar Hoover/I regret to say
Bill Kirchenbaum/What do you call
LadyBonBon/I'm trapped in a
Graham Linehan/I used to think
Chuck Lorre/It appears as if
Groucho Marx/Room service? Send up
Groucho Marx/It's not often that
Spike Milligan/The weather was foul,
Bertrand Russell/The fact that an
Arthur Sheekman/You're fighting for this
Casey Stengel/All right everyone, line
Adlai Stevenson/Flattery is all right
Author Unknown/Truth decays into beauty,
Author Unknown/Things are more like
A.A. Vlasov/The purpose of the
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Certainement qui est en
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le doute n'est pas
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/To be is to
Steven Wright/I just got out
Steven Wright/I came home the
abuse
Robert Orben/Never raise your hand
acceptance
Maimonides/You must accept the
Arthur Schopenhauer/Wahrheit . . .
accidents
Michael Jacobs/I think we're gonna
Steven Wright/I just got out
accomplishment
Pythagoras/Rest satisfied with doing
Walter Bagehot/The great pleasure in
Leslie Bricusse/In the morning of
David Starr Jordan/Wisdom is knowing what
Kalidasa/Salutation to the Dawn
Rudyard Kipling/Fill the unforgiving minute
Horace Mann/Be ashamed to die
Alan Paton/Meditation for a Young
Gen. George S. Patton/If a man does
Roman proverb/The one who says
Theodore Roosevelt/Do what you can,
Robert Louis Stevenson/That man is successful
Sun Tzu/Opportunities multiply as they
accountability
Scott Fahlman/If you can't take
accuracy
Kurt Herbert Adler/Tradition is what you
Author Unknown/Accuracy (n.): The vice
achievement
Omni Magazine slogan (first/The meek shall inherit
Neil Armstrong/That's one small step
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two
Buddhist wisdom/What
Richard Clarke Cabot/If we find the
C.J. Cherryh/I prefer to proceed
Chinese proverb/The best time to
Dakota/We will be known
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Make the most of
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Nothing great was ever
S.J. Father Strickland/A man may do
Benjamin Franklin/Well done is better
Benjamin Franklin/If you would not
André Gide/Be faithful to that
Dag Hammarskjöld/Do not seek death;
Herman Hesse/One paradox, however, must
Kushell/Here on earth, every
Lemmy/Safe sex, safe music,
George Moore/We live in our
Friedrich Nietzsche/The higher we soar,
Friedrich Nietzsche/Ye look aloft when
Friedrich Nietzsche/For once more will
Anaïs Nin/We write to taste
Colin Pittendrigh/Largely because it is
Ayn Rand/The question isn't who
Gian-Carlo Rota/A technique is a
Albert Schweitzer/I think that no
Seneca/NON EST AD ASTRA
Gen. Philip Henry Sheridan/No matter if you
S.P. Somtow/The path to the
Henry David Thoreau/In accumulating property for
Author Unknown/When your life flashes
unknown origin/PER ASPERA AD ASTRA
Henry Van Dyke/Use what talents you
Oscar Wilde/There are only two
acquaintance
Chuck Lorre/I think that if
acronyms
Ken Thompson/SCCS, the source motel!
acting
Kate Reid/Acting is not being
action
Leigh Brackett/Do, or do not.
Joseph Conrad/Action is consolatory. It
Benjamin Disraeli/Action may not always
Ernest Hemingway/Never mistake motion for
George Holyoake/This I have learned
Aldous Huxley/Experience is not what
Author Unknown/Harrison's Postulate:
Alfred North Whitehead/Ideas won't keep. Something
actions
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Don't say things. What
Mark Twain/Like most people, I
actors
Wilson Mizner/Some of the greatest
H.M. Warner/Who the hell wants
adaptability
Bruce Lee/Set patterns, incapable of
Ol Parker/The only real failure
Author Unknown/It is not the
adaptation
Author Unknown/Law of Computability Applied
adhulthood
Stephen Fry/To Myself: Not To
admiration
Ambrose Bierce/Admiration (n.): Our polite
F.H. Bradley/The secret of happiness
Winston Churchill/He has all the
Cary Grant/Everyone wants to be
La Rochefoucauld/Nous aimons toujours ceux
admonishments
Lynne Lavner/The Bible contains six
adolescence
Paul Anka/I'm just a lonely
M.A. Arthur Trewby/Except for the purpose
J.M. Barrie/Nothing that happens after
Ambrose Bierce/Childhood (n.): The period
Ambrose Bierce/Adolescent (n.): Recovering from
Ray Bradbury/I was not embarrassed
Dr Matt Cartmill/As an adolescent I
John Ciardi/You don't have to
Peter Drucker/Here I am, fifty-eight,
Stephen Fry/Perhaps all adolescence is
Stephen Fry/To Myself: Not To
Stephen Fry/I knew [as an
Stephen Fry/I am weeping too
Minnie Louise Haskins/And I said to
Prof. Dr H.H. Hofstätter/It is a virtue
Stephen King/J.D. Salinger . .
Fran Lebowitz/As a teenager, you
Judith Martin/The invention of the
Zack Mulligan/Your whole life society
Marcel Proust/There is hardly a
David Saks/Why don't you try
John Steinbeck/A boy gets to
Author Unknown/Adolescence is the stage
adultery
W. Somerset Maugham/You know, of course,
Bertrand Russell/The psychology of adultery
Author Unknown/Adolescence is the stage
adulthood
Ambrose Bierce/Childhood (n.): The period
Joel H. Cohen/Adults Suck, Then You
Terrance Dicks/There's no point in
Ralph Waldo Emerson/The sun illuminates only
Stephen Fry/I knew [as an
Theodore Seuss Geisel/I'd rather write for
Thomas Merton/The biggest human temptation
Friedrich Nietzsche/In every real man
Pablo Picasso/Every child is an
Booth Tarkington/From eight to fourteen
Author Unknown/An adult is a
Author Unknown/It's easy to live
Author Unknown/Don't get so excited
Bryan White/We never really grow
adults
Alexandre Dumas/How is it that
Dr Maurice Freehill/Who is more foolish
Sigmund Freud/What a distressing contrast
Charles Lamb/Credulity is the man's
Lizard/I would rather live
Jean Rostand/To be adult is
Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary
adventure
Nels Anderson/Who hasn't felt that
J.M. Barrie/To die will be
Sir Arnold Bax/You should make a
William F. Buckley Jr/All adventure is now
Christopher Darlington Morley/When you sell a
Colin Pittendrigh/Largely because it is
Bertrand Russell/The joy of mental
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/I want to stand
adversary
C.J. Cherryh/If you're up against
adversity
Karlfried Graf Dürckheim/The man who, being
Charles de Gaulle/Adversity attracts the man
Dr Thomas Fuller/Many can bear adversity,
Tibetan Proverb/If a problem can
advertising
Abbvie/Digitas Health/Nothing is everything.
Erma Bombeck/In general my children
Berkeley Breathed/Like, what do they
Larry Gelbart/Television] viewers must be
Rod Serling/It is difficult to
Ken Thompson/SCCS, the source motel!
advice
Socrates/Live best by what
Joseph Addison/One should take good
Nelson Algren/Never play cards with
anonymous/Dont lose your head
M.A. Arthur Trewby/Except for the purpose
Jeanne C. Barney/Continue to love your
Stewart Brand/Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
Ashleigh Brilliant/Try to be the
Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't lie to
Ashleigh Brilliant/If you can't learn
Ashleigh Brilliant/To be sure of
David Brooks/You have to give
Winston Churchill/Never trust a man
Quentin Crisp/Nobody is boring who
Quentin Crisp/Everyone should write one
Roald Dahl/A little nonsense now
Matt Dearborn/It's not whether you
Gordon R. Dickson/Some people like my
Ralph Waldo Emerson/It was high counsel
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Whoso would be a
Sigmund Freud/Lieben und arbeiten. [To
André Gide/Connais-toi toi-même. Maxime aussi
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Bittet mich ein anderer
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr/Love is the master
Ecclesiastes IX:16-18/Et dicebam ego, meliorem
Henry James/To take what there
Jewish Proverb/He who wants to
Bert Lantz/If it ain't broke,
Charlie Mackesy/What's the bravest thing
Martial/Tomorrow's life is too
Cotton Mather/You are young and
KJV Matthew VI:34/Take therefore no thought
W. Somerset Maugham/Dying is a very
Eric Morecambe/From the moment you're
Friedrich Nietzsche/Set around you small,
Friedrich Nietzsche/So unlearn, I pray
Bryant Oden/It is dangerous to
Bryant Oden/Never lick a gift
Ovid/ADDE PARVUM PARVO MAGNUS
Charlie Parker/Don't play the saxophone.
Dorothy Parker/Take care of the
Alan Paton/Meditation for a Young
Gen. George S. Patton/Do your damnedest in
La Rochefoucauld/Les vieillards aiment à
Theodore Roosevelt/Be practical as well
Theodore Roosevelt/Courage, hard work, self-mastery,
Theodore Roosevelt/Character, in the long
Billy Rose/Never invest in anything
Eric Sevareid/Never underestimate your listener's
Henry David Thoreau/To be a philosopher
Henry David Thoreau/If you see a
Harry S. Truman/I have found the
Harry S. Truman/Never kick a fresh
Author Unknown/If evil is spoken
Author Unknown/μηδε αγαν
Author Unknown/ΓΝΩΘ ΣΑΥΤ
Author Unknown/Don't get so excited
Author Unknown/Never think that what
George Raymond Wagner/Win if you can,
Oscar Wilde/One should never make
Oscar Wilde/Be yourself. Everyone else
Oscar Wilde/Nobody great or small
Oscar Wilde/When you really want
Oscar Wilde/While I see that
Oscar Wilde/If one is ashamed
Oscar Wilde/Between the famous and
Oscar Wilde/Sorrow remarries us to
Oscar Wilde/All great ideas are
Oscar Wilde/A man whose desire
Oscar Wilde/To recognise that the
Oscar Wilde/Art only begins where
Meredith Willson/Keep piling up enough
Frank Zappa/Don't eat the yellow
aerobics
Dave Barry/The word aerobics comes
aesthetics
Anonymous/Must there be a
affection
Holman F. Day/The purest affection the
Herbert Hensley Henson/Men are doubtful and
La Rochefoucauld/Nous aimons toujours ceux
George Bernard Shaw/A child hasn't a
afterlife
George Carlin/Frisbeetarianism is the belief
Baron d'Holbach/The other world gives
H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the
Arthur Schopenhauer/Ich glaube, daß wann
Jim Steinman/You've been nothing but
age
Jackie 'Moms' Mabley {Loretta Mary Aiken}/Don't get me wrong,
Peter Drucker/Here I am, fifty-eight,
Ian Fleming/Older women are best
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Das Alter macht nicht
Dennis Miller/Be kind to your
Robert E. Sherwood/Dudley (an angel, played
Lincoln 'Ch'igin' Tritt/Our Fire Burns Bright
Author Unknown/Youth is such a
Oscar Wilde/Youth! There is nothing
age11,age15
unknown origin/PER ASPERA AD ASTRA
age12
Bertrand Russell/Few people can be
aggression
Bill Hicks/I'm so sick of
Elbert Hubbard/When you can not
Will Rogers/Diplomacy is the art
Don Roos/You've got a death
aging
Eric Morecambe/From the moment you're
agnosticism
Leslie Stephen/Gentlemen . . .
agnostics
Clarence Darrow/I do not consider
agreement
James Finn Garner/We can't even agree
Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
Lyndon B. Johnson/If two men agree
Larry Wall/We all agree on
Oscar Wilde/Ah! don't say that
aimlessness
Rollo May/It is an ironic
aircraft
Author Unknown/Eagles may soar in
algebra
Fran Lebowitz/Stand firm in your
alienation
Toshio Okada/Creativity will not come
aliens
Shane Black/What's the weather like
Terrance Dicks/Just once, I wish
Bill Watterson/Sometimes I think the
alimony
Groucho Marx/Paying alimony is like
allegiance
Francis Bellamy/I pledge allegiance to
Rev Jerry Falwell/I am such a
alternatives
Nancy Kress/Occam's razor isn't the
altruism
Frederick L. Collins/There are two types
Jason Love/Altruism is when our
Margaret Thatcher/No-one would remember the
amazement
Douglas Adams/That is really amazing.
ambiguity
Alexander Haig/The warning message we
Walter Jon Williams/The deluded are always
ambition
Edgar Bergen/Ambition is a poor
L.V. Berkner/Human society -- man
Dr Martin Schwarzschild/The idea of man
Henry David Thoreau/In accumulating property for
ambivalence
E.B. White/If the world were
amusement_park
Adam Warren/Some people think of
analogy
Aristotle/Arguing with a man
The Bayou , Baton Rouge/Fighting for peace is
anonymous Usenet user/Manually managing blocks of
James Baldwin/The future is like
Alan Ball/Men are like linoleum.
Brendan Behan/Critics are like eunuchs
Ryan Campbell/Commenting your code is
Dr Matt Cartmill/As an adolescent I
G.K. Chesterton/My country right or
Irina Dunn/A woman needs a
Sam Ewing/Computers are like bikinis.
W.C. Fields/A man without a
Benjamin Franklin/A countryman between two
Christopher Hampton/Asking a working writer
Robert A. Heinlein/An insult is like
Hal Hickman/Opinions are like assholes
Lisa Hoffmann/Love is like pi
Chistopher Hollis/Dignity is like a
Edgar Watson Howe/Reading is like permitting
Henrik Ibsen/A community is like
Jeph Jacques/A good relationship is
Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./Being in a ship
Guy Kawasaki/Saying Windows95 is equal
R.S. Knapp/Plots are like girdles.
Harold Kushner/Expecting life to treat
Anne Lamott/Not forgiving is like
Aaron Levenstein/Statistics are like a
James Lileks/Security and liberty are
Sir John Lubbock/A room without books
Groucho Marx/Paying alimony is like
H.L. Mencken/Love is like war:
Arthur Miller/The word now is
Martin Mull/Having children is like
P.J. O'Rourke/Giving money and power
John Osborne/Critics are a dissembling,
Minnie Pearl/Marriage is like a
Jules Renard/Love is like an
Bruce Schneier/Trying to make bits
Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf/Going to war without
Jay Severin/Being part of Libertarianism
Michael Sinz/Programming is like sex,
Gene Spafford/Usenet is like a
Danielle Steel/A bad review is
Neal Stephenson/For a Westerner to
François Truffaut/I've always had the
Author Unknown/Sex is like snow
John Updike/Life is like an
Ann Van Tassells/Children are like sponges;
Eli Wallach/Having the critics praise
William H. Walton/To carry a grudge
George M. Weilacher/Arguing with a person's
Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses
Robert Zemeckis/I'm gonna cut you
anarchy
Paul Kantner/We are forces of
anatomy
Epictetus/We have two ears
Groucho Marx/Whoever named it "necking"
ancestors
Ben Jonson/Confound these ancestors .
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Qui sert bien son
angels
Requiem Mass/IN PARADISUM DEDUCANT ANGELI br>
Gregory Widen/Did you ever notice
anger
Ambrose Bierce/Speak when you are
Elizabeth Barrett Browning/The child's sob in
Graham Chapman/I think all right-thinking
Winston Churchill/A person is just
William Congreve/Heav'n hath no rage
Benjamin Franklin/Whatever is begun in
Milton Friedman/Hell hath no fury
Willard Gaylin/Expressing anger is a
Jack Herman/I'm sick of being
Jason Love/When you get mad,
Daniel Webster/Keep cool. Anger is
Malcolm X/Usually when people are
angst
Sydney J. Harris/When you run into
William Shakespeare/Soft you, a word
anguish
Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
animals
Douglas Adams/Ford, you're turning into
Ed Bluestone/The sooner all the
Winston Churchill/I like pigs. Dogs
James Lapine/Children can be very
annihilation
David Letterman/New York . .
H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the
annoyance
Plato/Of all the animals,
Fred Allen/I like long walks,
Fred Allen/I like long walks,
Kingsley Amis/It is no wonder
Cleveland Amory/There are three terrible
Ambrose Bierce/The fact that boys
Robert Byrne/Learning to dislike children
Herb Caen/The trouble with born-again
Phyllis Diller/Tranquilizers work only if
Ralph Waldo Emerson/A child is a
Jack Handey/The face of a
Joan Kerr/The real menace in
Florence King/Children are satisfied with
Martin Mull/Having children is like
H.H. Munro/Children are given to
Ray Romano/Everyone should have kids.
Mark Twain/Few things are harder
Author Unknown/Children should be obscene
Gore Vidal/I don't like the
anonymity
Fred Allen/A celebrity is a
Dos Equis/The bulk of your
anorexia
Shelley Winters/Where do you go
answers
Woody Allen/Love is the answer,
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Eine richtige Antwort ist
Lily Tomlin/If love is the
Author Unknown/It's frustrating when you
Oscar Wilde/Questions are never indiscreet.
antagonism
David Gerrold/When you divide people
anthropology
Robert A. Heinlein/Sin? Sin like love
anti-political
Hannah Arendt/Love, by its very
anti-war
Ecclesiastes IX:16-18/Et dicebam ego, meliorem
antimetabole
Mark Twain/It's not the size
anxiety
Aesop/A crust eaten in
Epictetus/Men are not worried
Ovid/There is no such
Eric Sevareid/The biggest big business
apes
Richard Leakey/I would go so
aphorism
Quentin Crisp/Nobody is boring who
Quentin Crisp/Everyone should write one
Oscar Wilde/Nobody great or small
Oscar Wilde/When you really want
Oscar Wilde/While I see that
Oscar Wilde/If one is ashamed
Oscar Wilde/Between the famous and
Oscar Wilde/Sorrow remarries us to
Oscar Wilde/All great ideas are
Oscar Wilde/A man whose desire
Oscar Wilde/To recognise that the
Oscar Wilde/Art only begins where
apocalypse
c.2800 BCE Assyrian stone tablet/The Earth is degenerate
Nathaniel Borenstein/The most likely way
appearance
Albert Brooks/Wouldn't this be a
Rodney Dangerfield/I have good-looking kids;
Kabir/If a mirror ever
Abraham Lincoln/Honestly, if I were
Jason Love/Royal gala" . .
Christopher Marlowe/His looks do menace
Dorothy Parker/The sweeter the apple,
Jonathan Swift/As blushing will sometimes
Mark Twain/Clothes make the man.
Gore Vidal/A narcissist is someone
Mae West/You're never too old
appearances
René Magritte/Un objet ne fait
George Orwell/Saints should always be
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We are what we
appeasers
Heywood Broun/Appeasers believe that if
applause
George Lucas/So this is how
apples
Jason Love/Royal gala" . .
appreciation
Douglas Adams/Isn't it enough to
Stella George Stern Perry/Criticism is the vanity
appropriateness
Author Unknown/All I kin say
architects
Frank Lloyd Wright/A doctor can bury
architecture
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe/Less is more.
argument
Aristotle/Arguing with a man
Richard Bach/Argue for your limitations
Josh Billings/Silence is one of
Chuang Tzu/The Great Way makes
Leonardo Da Vinci/Anyone who conducts an
Robert Frost/I had a lover's
Robert Frost/A liberal is a
Che Guevara/Silence is argument carried
Jascha Heifetz/No matter what side
Elbert Hubbard/When you can not
Joseph Joubert/It is better to
Bruce Lee/It is futile to
Abraham Lincoln/Whenever I hear anyone
Steven Moffatt/The Doctor : Who am
Thomas Paine/It is as useless
J. Parsons/Argument is the opiate
Wendell Phillips/Difference of religion breeds
George M. Weilacher/Arguing with a person's
ark
Richard Needham/Remember: While the Ark
arrogance
Spiro Agnew/If you've seen one
William S. Burroughs/I am not one
C.J. Cherryh/I prefer to proceed
Cicero/ADOLESCENS NON MINUS BENE
E.M. Cioran/Those who believe in
Richard Curtis/Ha! I laugh in
Richard Danus/It's difficult to work
Clarence Darrow/I am a friend
Anatole France/There is a certain
Bill Griffith/Only yesterday I was
Ivan Illich/The compulsion to do
Anton LaVay/Blessed are the mighty-minded,
Chuck Lorre/When I was a
Mignon McLaughlin/Our strength is often
H.L. Mencken/Evil is that which
Richard Milhous Nixon/I would have made
Dan Post/An egotist is a
La Rochefoucauld/Il n'y a point
Bertrand Russell/The trouble with the
George Bernard Shaw/The longer I live
Bonnie Turner/I find some are
Mark Twain/Each nation knowing it
Mark Twain/Three orders of men,
Ecclesiastes VII:16/Be not righteous overmuch.
H.G. Wells/The lawgiver, of all
Mae West/I see myself as
art
Roy Adzak/Good art is not
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Every artist dips his
G.K. Chesterton/Art, like morality, consists
Chuang Tzu/Take for instance, a
John Ciardi/Modern art is what
Isadora Duncan/My life has known
Albert Einstein/The most beautiful thing
Paul Gauguin/Art is either plagiarism
André Gide/Art is a collaboration
Francisco Goya/La fantasia abandonada de
H.L. Mencken/Nine times out of
Edvard Munch/I would not cast
Pablo Picasso/Give me a museum
Pablo Picasso/Art is a lie
Alexander Pope/All are but parts
George Bernard Shaw/A fool's brain digests
Leo Tolstoy/Art is not a
Author Unknown/People should only make
Vincent van Gogh/Do not quench your
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/The arts put man
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If you really want
Edith Warton/Another unsettling element in
Oscar Wilde/Bad art is a
Oscar Wilde/It is sometimes said
Oscar Wilde/Life imitates Art far
Oscar Wilde/There are two ways
Oscar Wilde/That is the charm
Oscar Wilde/Art only begins where
Émile Zola/The artist is nothing
artificial_intellige
Alan Perlis/A year spent in
artistic
Peter Hook/There's a very fine
artists
T.S. Eliot/Only those who will
David Hockney/There's no need to
John F. Kennedy/If sometimes our great
Charles Koechlin/The artist needs an
H.L. Mencken/The great artists of
Sarojini Naidu/The function of a
Pablo Picasso/Every child is an
Ezra Pound/Artists are the antennae
Christian Thielemann/Someone who has gifted
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Artists use frauds to
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/I sometimes wondered what
asocial
Mark Twain/A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious
aspiration
James Baldwin/Be careful what you
Dr Matt Cartmill/As an adolescent I
René de Visme Williamson/If the American dream
George Moore/We live in our
Kenny Rogers/Don't be afraid to
Author Unknown/Dream as if you'll
Alfred North Whitehead/The vigor of civilized
aspirations
Fean Dritchen/When I have learned
assassination
Jean Cocteau/The instinct of nearly
Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
Eric Sevareid/Saints are usually killed
George Bernard Shaw/Assassination is the extreme
assertiveness
Howard Aiken/Don't worry about people
Kristen Bell/If you don't fit
Edmund Burke/It is not what
Chinese proverb/He who asks is
Finley Peter Dunne/Don't ask f'r rights.
Colin Higgins/Much of the world's
Jean-Paul Sartre/Inez: For thirty years
Jaden Smith/People Use [ sic ] To
Dr Peter Walker/I refuse to be
assessment
Joe Mullally/I judge a religion
assholes
Hal Hickman/Opinions are like assholes
Peter Hook/There's a very fine
association
Joseph Conrad/You shall judge a
astrology
Firesign Theatre/There was something fishy
Dennis Rawlins/Those who believe in
at_sea
Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./Being in a ship
atheism
Woody Allen/To you I'm an
Adam Carolla/There's no bigger atheist
Edmond de Goncourt/S'il y a un
Baron d'Holbach/The other world gives
Stephen F. Roberts/I contend we are
Leslie Stephen/If atheism is to
Rev. Jimmy Swaggart/Evolution is a bankrupt
Dr Peter Walker/I refuse to be
Bill Watterson/As a math atheist,
atomic_energy
Albert Einstein/The release of atomic
atoms
Muriel Rukeyser/The universe is made
George Wald/A physicist is an
atrocity
George Orwell/The nationalist not only
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Certainement qui est en
attainment
Oscar Wilde/It is sometimes said
attempting
Leigh Brackett/Do, or do not.
Gen. George S. Patton/If a man does
attention
Jason Love/The average American attention
attention_getting
Bill Maher/Americans don't want privacy.
attention_span
Dennis Miller/America has the attention
attitude
Hugh Black/We may not be
Zig Ziglar/Your attitude determines your
audience
Will Rogers/We can't all be
austerity
Ferrik Aetas/Austerity is simply a
authenticity
Quentin Crisp/Nobody is boring who
Fuller/Acount him thy real
G.I. Gurdjieff/In most of world
William Shakespeare/And these few precepts
St Catherine of Siena/Be who God meant
Henry David Thoreau/Beware of all enterprises
Oscar Wilde/A man whose desire
authority
George Bancroft/The best government rests
The Buddha/Personally examine and verify
Albert Einstein/Unthinking respect for authority
Albert Einstein/To punish me for
Wendy Kaminer/The spiritual peace and
Timothy Leary/There are] two basic
Bertrand Russell/Discipline, as it exists
Bertrand Russell/So far as I
Author Unknown/The world is full
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Il est dangereux d'avoir
Oscar Wilde/Ordinary cruelty is simply
automation
Warren G. Bennis/The factory of the
autonomous
Ann Marion/We want to fashion
autonomy
Pythagoras/Rest satisfied with doing
René Jules Dubos/Wherever human beings are
Dos Equis/The bulk of your
Horace Greeley/I do not regret
Jimi Hendrix/I'm the one that's
RSV Matthew VII:6/Do not give dogs
Thomas Paine/I do not believe
Frederick William Robertson/Make few explanations. The
Jean-Jacques Rousseau/Take the course opposite
William Graham Sumner/He who would be
Paul Tillich/The life-and-death struggle of
Author Unknown/Honi soit qui mal
Oscar Wilde/I would sooner have
avoidance
H. Jackson Brown Jr/When someone asks you
Dr W. Gardner Campbell/It becomes so important
John Kenneth Galbraith/Talk of revolution is
Mignon McLaughlin/What you can't get
awareness
René Descartes/COGITO ERGO SUM [ Je
Ernest Hemingway/Every man should have
Rik Mayall/I don't think, therefore
H.L. Mencken/It is [a politician's]
Sir Isaac Newton/If I have seen
José Ortega y Gasset/It is clear that
Heidi Sandige/Am I lightheaded because
Albert Schweitzer/As soon as man
James Thurber/Let us not look
bachelors
H.L. Mencken/Bachelors know more about
backsides
Author Unknown/You have two ends
bad_news
Sophocles/No one loves the
bad_taste
Andy Warhol/Bad taste makes the
bagpipes
Alfred Hitchcock/These are bagpipes. I
Errol Hursh/Though apparently the original
balance
Valerie J. Freireich/Symmetry is not justice.
banking
Mark Twain/A banker is a
banks
Robert Frost/A bank is a
barbarism
Edmond de Goncourt/La sauvagerie est nécessaire
Denis Diderot/Fanaticism is just one
bathing
G.K. Chesterton/I believe in getting
Robert Holmes/No, "Eureka" is Greek
Alexander Woollcott/Reading Proust is like
beards
W.C. Fields/All the men in
beauty
Douglas Adams/Isn't it enough to
Ambrose Bierce/Belladonna (n.): in Italian
Ambrose Bierce/Beauty (n.): the power
William Blake/Abstinence sows sand all
Daniel Burnham/Make no little plans.
Emily Dickinson/Go Not Too Near
John Dryden/All heiresses are beautiful.
Albert Einstein/The most beautiful thing
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Beauty without grace is
John Erskine/There's a difference between
August Heinrich Hoffman von Fallersleben/Alles Schöne kehret wieder.
Redd Foxx/Beauty is only skin
Anatole France/If the path be
R. Buckminster Fuller/When I am working
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Das Nützliche befordert sich
The Gulistan of Moslih Eddin Saadi/Hyacinths
Anne Herbert/Practice random kindness and
Ralph Hoffmann/If a parent wishes
John Keats/A thing of beauty
Jean Kerr/I'm tired of all
Hakushu Kitahara/I have bought bread
Mercedes Lackey/It's so scary that
Thomas Mann/And his heart was
Christopher Marlowe/His looks do menace
Taoist maxim/There is ugliness in
David Morton/Who Walks With Beauty
John Muir/Everybody needs beauty as
Friedrich Nietzsche/Set around you small,
Dorothy Parker/I require only three
Dolly Parton/The way I see
Donald Culross Peattie/Beauty is excrescence, superabundance,
Pine Ridge Red Cloud Indian School/Native American Prayer
Sir Herbert Edward Read/A people without a
Dante Gabriel Rossetti/Beauty without the beloved
William Shakespeare/Oh, she doth teach
Robert E. Sherwood/Dudley (an angel, played
Robert Louis Stevenson/That man is successful
Author Unknown/Time may be a
Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
Author Unknown/What is truth? What
Author Unknown/Truth decays into beauty,
widely quoted, usually unsourced/Beauty is in the
Oscar Wilde/Give children beauty, not
Oscar Wilde/There are two ways
Oscar Wilde/Those who find ugly
Oscar Wilde/To me, Beauty is
bed
George Burns/Don't stay in bed
bedroom
Groucho Marx/It's not often that
begging
Roger Casement/Where all your rights
Ayn Rand/Do not beg for
beginner
Shunryu Suzuki/In the beginner's mind
beginning
Blaise Pascal/Les choses valent tousjours
behavior
Will Durant/One of the lessons
La Rochefoucauld/Les vieillards aiment à
Arthur Schopenhauer/Frei bin ich, wenn
behaviour
Henri-Louis Bergson/Act like a man
being
Peter Cook/Margaret [seeing monkeys at
Bruce Lee/It is futile to
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/To be is to
belief
W.K. Clifford/It is wrong always,
Joseph Conrad/The way of even
Charles Darwin/The assumed instinctive belief
Charles Dickens/It was the best
Benjamin Disraeli/Man is a being
Sidney Hook/It still remains true
Robert G. Ingersoll/Ignorance is the soil
Jiddu Krishnamurti/Knowledge, idea, belief stands
Charles Lamb/Credulity is the man's
John Lilly/In the province of
Groucho Marx/Who are you going
Groucho Marx/Those are my principles.
Thomas Paine/Belief in a cruel
Quintus Curtius Rufus/Fear makes men believe
Adam Smith/The man scarce lives
Author Unknown/Well, you presumably believe
beliefs
Blaise Pascal/Tout ce qu'il ya
benevolence
Frederick L. Collins/There are two types
Hindu wisdom/May all have well-being
Prophet Muhammad/A man's true wealth
Thomas Paine/My country is the
John Simon/Capitalism is the astounding
betrayal
Bruno Jasieńnski/Do not fear your
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/A time comes when
beverages
Woody Allen/Why does man kill?
bicycles
Irina Dunn/A woman needs a
bigotry
Ambrose Bierce/Bigot (n.): One who
Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues
James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
Mark Russell/Some people say, 'If
bikinis
Alan Dybner/Eric Forman (Topher Grace):
Sam Ewing/Computers are like bikinis.
Aaron Levenstein/Statistics are like a
billboards
Ogden Nash/I think that I
binary
Author Unknown/There are 10 kinds
biology
Mike Adams/Organic chemistry is the
Albert Einstein/No, this trick wont
Martin Gardner/Evolution is as much
D.O. Hebb/Modern psychology takes completely
Jerome Lettvin/Enzymes are things invented
birds
Joan Walsh Anglund/A bird does not
Mercedes Lackey/You can put a
Latin proverb/PLUS VALET IN MANIBUS
Jason Love/The rat race is
birth
Baron de Montesquieu/We should weep for
T.S. Eliot/Birth, copulation and death.
Robert G. Ingersoll/Heresy is a cradle;
George Bernard Shaw/Why was I born
birth_control
Niall Baird/Correct me if I'm
birthdays
Robert Frost/A diplomat is a
John Herschel Glenn Jr/For all the advances
bisexuality
Wilhelm Stekel/There are no monosexual
bitterness
Will Durant/Those who have suffered
blame
Eric Hoffer/Fair play is primarily
Laurence J. Peter/Democracy is a process
Gene Roddenberry/We must question the
Haruka Takachiho/But it's NOT OUR
Bill Watterson/If you hadn't screwed
blasphemy
George Bernard Shaw/All great truths begin
blessing
Dr Roger E. Miller/I am mentally surrounding
blindness
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/The old law of
blood
Thomas Jefferson/The tree of liberty
Melville Shavelson/Blood's not thicker than
blushing
Jonathan Swift/As blushing will sometimes
boats
Russian proverb/Pray to God, but
body
Kahlil Gibran/And your body is
Rumer Godden/There is an Indian
Sir John Lubbock/A room without books
Emo Philips/I think of my
Author Unknown/I finally got my
body_as_temple
Chuck Lorre/Remember, your body is
Adam Warren/Some people think of
bogus
Author Unknown/Mind you, not as
Fielding H. Yost/The will to win
books
John Aikin/To choose a good
St Thomas Aquinas/HOMINEM UNIUS LIBRI TIMEO
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/When is human nature
Ambrose Bierce/The covers of this
Daniel Joseph Boorstin/God is the Celebrity-Author
Samuel Butler/It must be remembered
Charles Dickens/There are books of
Benjamin Disraeli/Books are fatal: they
John Dryden/He was naturally learned;
J.W. Eagan/Never judge a book
Rev Jerry Falwell/Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.
G. Fitch/The chain which can
Benjamin Franklin/Free people write books.
A. Whitney Griswold/Books won't stay banned.
Robert M. Hamilton/A book of quotations
Robert A. Heinlein/All men must die,
Alfred Hitchcock/The paperback is very
Thomas Jefferson/I cannot live without
Ben Jonson/Some men are born
Nora Joyce/Why don't you write
Fran Lebowitz/Magazines all too frequently
Oscar Levant/I have given up
Sir John Lubbock/A room without books
Groucho Marx/From the moment I
Groucho Marx/Outside of a dog,
Christopher Darlington Morley/When you sell a
Dorothy Parker/This is not a
Alan Paton/Who knows what we
Austin Phelps/Wear the old coat
Mark Twain/The man who doesn't
Author Unknown/This book fills a
Author Unknown/The multitude of books
Henry Van Dyke/I sing the praise
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/[La bibliothèque] est une
Oscar Wilde/There is no such
bootlegging
Al Capone/When I sell liquor,
boredom
Winston Churchill/I am bored with
Ben Elton/There's nothing so boring
Susan Ertz/Millions long for immortality
Mrs Hester Travers Smith/Being dead is the
Author Unknown/The cure for boredom
Author Unknown/A professor is one
John Updike/Life is like an
bores
Ambrose Bierce/Bore (n.): a person
boring_people
Bert Taylor/A bore is a
bosses
Harry S. Truman/A leader in the
boyhood
Plato/Of all the animals,
Straton of Sardis/Strato/Boys are a labyrinth
Anonymous/When A Father Prays
M.A. Arthur Trewby/Except for the purpose
Ambrose Bierce/The fact that boys
Ralph Waldo Emerson/I like boys. .
Michael Glouberman/I think it's my
Eddie Gorodetsky/You can't keep Jake
Judge Benjamin Barr Lindsey/Direct, logical, free, and
T. Morris Longstreth/The Two of Me
Nixon Waterman/Making a Man
boys
Bion of Borysthenes/Boys throw rocks at
Kin Hubbard/Boys will be boys,
Abraham Kaplan/I call it the
braces
Steven Wright/Some people think George
bragging
Benjamin Franklin/Well done is better
brain
Hippocrates/Men ought to know
Barry L. Beyerstein/Prevalent beliefs that knowledge
Barry L. Beyerstein/In arguing that current
Ambrose Bierce/Brain (n.): An apparatus
Winston Churchill/Any man who is
D.O. Hebb/Modern psychology takes completely
Margery Sharp/My mental facilities are
George Bernard Shaw/A fool's brain digests
Author Unknown/Brain cells come and
brains
anonymous/Dont lose your head
bravery
E.M. Forster/I would rather be
Dolores Ibarruri/It is better to
Charlie Mackesy/What's the bravest thing
Friedrich Nietzsche/I love the brave:
Mark Toby/Eddie's Father : You know,
breakdown
Alan Paton/What broke in a
breasts
Dolly Parton/If I hadn't had
brevity
Dorothy Parker/Brevity is the soul
Dennis Roch/If it takes a
Sydney Smith/There is an event
bribery
Simon Cameron/An honest politician is
broken
Tim Allen/If it ain't broke,
Bert Lantz/If it ain't broke,
brotherhood
Charles Aleyn/The fine and noble
Matthew Arnold/Culture is the ability
Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
H. Jackson Brown Jr/Never deprive someone of
Frank Moore Colby/Persecution was at least
William Cowper/I was born of
Stephen Crane/I stood upon a
Clarence Darrow/The best that we
Arthur Powell Davies/The world is now
John Donne/No man is an
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Every man I meet
Charles J. Finger/In our occidental society
Joseph Fletcher/We ought to love
Peter Fonda/George Hanson : You know,
Harry Emerson Fosdick/No one can be
Erich Fromm/Love of the helpless
David B. Goodstein/The enemies of gay
June Goodwin/That smile
John Foster Hall/We are all here
Nathaniel Hawthorne/It contributes greatly towards
Hillel/What is hateful to
Hindu wisdom/May all have well-being
John Andrew Holmes/It is well to
Indian proverb/The smile that you
Everett LeRoi Jones/Walk through life, beautiful
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/Returning hate for hate
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/True peace is not
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/I want to be
Rudyard Kipling/I always prefer to
also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as
Li T'ai Po/When shall there be
Abraham Lincoln/He has a right
Samuel Longfellow/From hand to hand
Rosa Zagnoni Marinoni/Who are My People?
Montaigne/We are not here
Montaigne/Diversity is the one
A.J. Muste/There is no way
Proverbs XVII:17/A brother is born
RSV Romans XIII:8/Owe no one anything,
Eric Sevareid/Brotherhood is not so
Rev Paul Simpson/I have not really
Dr Wafa Sultan/Brother, you can believe
Bob Teague/The net effect of
Joseph A. Torrey/Through this toilsome world,
Turkish proverb/When the ax entered
Author Unknown/Pray don't find fault
Author Unknown/Let
Henry Van Dyke/Four things a man
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Hello, farewell.
Howard A. Walter/I Would Be True
Booker T. Washington/I shall allow no
Daniel Webster/If we work upon
Walt Whitman/It is to the
Oscar Wilde/We are all in
Percival Christopher Wren/The love of a
Malcolm X/I've had enough of
Roger Zelazny/I trusted him like
brown_rag
Minnie Louise Haskins/And I said to
Henry Van Dyke/Four things a man
buck_passing
Sherri Stoner/This looks like a
bugs
T. John Wendel/Bug? That's not a
buildings
Jorge Luis Borges/Nothing is built on
Jules Henri Poincaré/Science is built up
bulimia
Barbara Ehrenreich/Exercise is the yuppie
Paula Poundstone/I've decided that perhaps
bullshit
Richard Armour/That money talks,
bullying
David Saks/Why don't you try
bumbling
Groucho Marx/Politics is the art
bumper_stickers
Charles M. Schulz/There's a difference between
bureaucracy
Chuck Lorre/It appears as if
bureaucrats
Milton Friedman/Hell hath no fury
burial_at_sea
Alfred Hitchcock/There is nothing quite
burlesque
Mae West/I feel like a
business
Anatole France/On croit mourir pour
Eric Sevareid/The biggest big business
Les Welch/If you worry about
busy-ness
Henry David Thoreau/Success usually comes to
busybodies
Barbara Hambly/God has judged me
Wendell Phillips/The Puritan's idea of
John Waters/Family" this and "family"
Oscar Wilde/Mrs Chevely is one
butlers
W.C. Fields/Ah, the patter of
butter
Hermann Göring/Guns make us powerful;
calm
Daniel Webster/Keep cool. Anger is
candy
Author Unknown/One of life's mysteries
cannibalism
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some
capability
Mark Twain/It's not the size
capitalism
Woody Allen/If only God would
Ambrose Bierce/Spring beckons! All things
Gen. Smedley Butler/I spent thirty-three years
Calvin Coolidge/Business will be either
Albert Einstein/Too many of us
Anatole France/A people living under
William Goldman/Life is Pain. Anyone
George Jean Nathan/Patriotism, as I see
P.J. O'Rourke/Better an unfair distribution
Dorothy Parker/The two most beautiful
John Simon/Capitalism is the astounding
Author Unknown/Market failure, n. The
Abigail Van Buren/If we could sell
cards
Nelson Algren/Never play cards with
Rev Jerry Falwell/You'll be riding along
carpe_diem
Lanny Cotler/I always made the
Henry James/To take what there
Sun Tzu/Opportunities multiply as they
Joseph A. Torrey/Through this toilsome world,
carpentry
Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses
cars
Erma Bombeck/Never lend your car
Rev Jerry Falwell/I drive a GMC
Franz Kafka/Love has as few
Dorothy Parker/The best way to
Kenneth Tynan/A critic is a
Bill Watterson/Hey Dad, remember our
cartoons
Dave Finkel/Some of you may
Dave Finkel/Yakko, is our use
Michael Maltese/Hankerin' for trouble, eh?
Michael Maltese/Go on! Shoot me
Michael Maltese/Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn!
Michael Maltese/Consequences, shmonsequences! As long
Michael Maltese/Oh . . .
Michael Maltese/The Ranger isn't gonna
cashmere
Fran Lebowitz/I do not believe
catastrophe
Nicolas Chamfort/The only thing that
cats
Bob Baker/There's more than one
Ellen Perry Berkeley/As every cat owner
Missy Dizick/Some people say that
English proverb/In a cat's eye,
Benjamin Franklin/A countryman between two
James V. Gallagher/I can see stopping
Errol Hursh/Though apparently the original
H.L. Mencken/Women do not like
Mark Twain/If man could be
Mark Twain/There are things a
Mark Twain/One of the most
caution
Praxilla of Sikyon/Under cover
anonymous/Dont lose your head
St Thomas Aquinas/HOMINEM UNIUS LIBRI TIMEO
James Baldwin/Be careful what you
Yogi Berra/You got to be
Otto von Bismarck/A little caution outflanks
Dik Browne/As you journey through
C.J. Cherryh/Cherryh's Law: No rule
E.E. cummings/Be of love a
Bo Diddley/Don't let your mouth
William C. Dietz/Words can be as
Dutch Proverb/Een schip op het
Vaclav Havel/Seek the company of
David Lammers/Most people exhibit what
Gen. James N. Mattis/Be polite, be professional,
Columbus Palmer Home for Children/When your mom is
Russian proverb/Be friends with the
Russian proverb/Make yourself into a
Henry David Thoreau/Beware of all enterprises
Kelvin Throop/Beware the superficially profound.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Be careful what you
Oscar Wilde/I choose my friends
cavalry
Otto von Bismarck/A little caution outflanks
celebrities
P.J. O'Rourke/You can't shame or
celebrity
Fred Allen/A celebrity is a
Daniel Joseph Boorstin/God is the Celebrity-Author
Adrian Edmondson/Talent is only a
celibacy
Peter de Vries/On celibacy: It's the
censorship
John Aikin/To choose a good
Georg Morris Cohen Brandes/It is useless to
E.M. Forster/We are willing enough
John Gilmore/The Net interprets censorship
Heinrich Heine/Wherever books are burned,
Robert A. Heinlein/Censorship is never logical
Chuck Lorre/The smell of burning
Clare Boothe Luce/Censorship, like charity, should
John Stuart Mill/If all mankind minus
George Bernard Shaw/Assassination is the extreme
Potter Stewart/Censorship reflects a society's
Mae West/I believe in censorship.
centralisation
Oscar Wilde/Ordinary cruelty is simply
certainty
Albert Einstein/As far as the
Erich Fromm/The quest for certainty
Ashley Montagu/Science has proof without
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le doute n'est pas
challenge
Bette Davis/Attempt the impossible in
Walt Disney/It's kind of fun
chance
Herman Kirchenhoffer/His heart was yours
Louis Pasteur/Dans les champs de
Louis Pasteur/Dans le champs de
change
Russell Brand/Beneath the fear, doubt,
Russell Brand/When I was poor
Juan Wa Chang/Living is change. Growth
Aldous Huxley/The charm of history
New English Bible I Corinthians 1:27-28/Yet to shame the
Alphonse Karr/The more things change,
Bruce Lee/Set patterns, incapable of
John Lions/On our campus the
Harold Livingston/I know engineers. They
Ol Parker/The only real failure
Irene Peter/Just because everything is
Jonathan Swift/There is nothing in
Author Unknown/It is not the
Author Unknown/Things don't happen the
Matt Whiteley/Here's to the crazy
Malcolm X/Usually when people are
chaos
Henry B. Adams/Chaos often breeds life,
Paul Kantner/We are forces of
J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater
character
Heraclitus of Ephesus/A man's character is
Evan Esar/A signature always reveals
Elbert Hubbard/Many a man's reputation
Abraham Lincoln/Nearly all men can
Theodore Roosevelt/Character, in the long
William Shakespeare/And these few precepts
charity
Dom Hélder Câmara/When I gave food
Elbert Hubbard/Charity: a thing that
Clare Boothe Luce/Censorship, like charity, should
V.P. Skipper/A kiss: To a
Harry Stein/The telethon invokes in
charm
John Erskine/There's a difference between
Author Unknown/Truth decays into beauty,
Oscar Wilde/Unless one is wealthy
chastity
Maya Angelou/Most plain girls are
Anonymous/Chastity is curable, if
St Augustine of Hippo/AT EGO . .
Alex Comfort/We may eventually come
Aldous Huxley/Chastity: the most unnatural
George Santayana/Skepticism, like chastity should
chauvinism
Rob Grant/Oxygen's for losers!
cheating
W.C. Fields/A thing worth having
Fran Lebowitz/Children are the most
cheese
Spanish proverb/I don't want the
chemistry
Mike Adams/Organic chemistry is the
Albert Einstein/No, this trick wont
chickens
Joan Rivers/The nearest I ever
chilbirth
Elinor Goulding Smith/It sometimes happens, even
child_bride
Bob Saget/I'm marrying my girlfriend
child_rearing
Gene Brown/The toughest thing about
Phyllis Diller/We spend the first
Karl Shapiro/To make a child
Will Smith/At the end of
childbirth
Russian proverb/We die as we
childhood
J.M. Barrie/Nothing that happens after
Alan Beck/A girl is Innocence
John Betjeman/Childhood is measured out
Ambrose Bierce/Childhood (n.): The period
every child ever born/Que he hecho YO
Rachel Carson/If a child is
Joel H. Cohen/Adults Suck, Then You
Lt. Wilfrid Dellquest/Boys' Creed
Charles Dickens/You are a human
Charles Dickens/The dreams of childhood
Dr Marion B. Durfee/A Parent's Prayer
Ralph Waldo Emerson/The sun illuminates only
Kahlil Gibran/And a woman who
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Denn wir können die
Michael Jackson/Children] know everything that
Douglas William Jerrold/Blessed be the hand
Jean de la Bruyère/Les enfants n'ont ni
D.H. Lawrence/Now the great and
Judge Benjamin Barr Lindsey/I am for children
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow/A boy's will is
Chuck Lorre/At thirty-nine years old
Douglas Malloch/A little girl is
John Milton/The childhood shows the
Friedrich Nietzsche/In every real man
Philip Oakes/I could see that
Pablo Picasso/Every child is an
Michael Piller/If you want to
Carl Sagan/Wow! There must be
William Saroyan/Kids are always the
Karl Shapiro/To make a child
Steven Spielberg/Gigolo Joe (Jude Law):
François Truffaut/L'adolescence ne laisse un
Author Unknown/I may not have
Bill Watterson/Childhood is short and
childishness
Christopher Marlowe/I count religion but
childlike
Doug Larson/The aging process has
Ken Russell/Don't associate naïvete with
childlikeness
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Das Alter macht nicht
Sergio Leone/Il mio modo di
children
Aristotle/Those who educate children
Brian Aldiss/When childhood dies, its
Kingsley Amis/It is no wonder
Cleveland Amory/There are three terrible
Sam Austin/Homosexuality is God's way
Dave Barry/If you were to
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two
Ambrose Bierce/The fact that boys
Otto von Bismarck/Universal suffrage is the
Roy Blount Jr/Contemporary American children, if
Erma Bombeck/One thing they never
Erma Bombeck/In general my children
Erma Bombeck/Never lend your car
Dietrich Bonhoeffer/The test of the
Gene Brown/The toughest thing about
Elizabeth Barrett Browning/The child's sob in
Robert Byrne/Learning to dislike children
Nicolas Chamfort/A philosopher told me
Chinese Proverb/It is not economical
John Ciardi/You don't have to
Samuel Taylor Coleridge/Our quaint metaphysical opinions,
Colette/A happy childhood is
Cyril Connolly/Hate is the consequence
Rodney Dangerfield/I have good-looking kids;
Clarence Darrow/The first half of
Holman F. Day/The purest affection the
Simone de Beauvoir/What is an adult?
Charles Dickens/I love these little
Phyllis Diller/Tranquilizers work only if
Alexandre Dumas/How is it that
Duke of Windsor Edward/The thing that impresses
Ralph Waldo Emerson/A child is a
W.C. Fields/I like children, if
W.C. Fields/Ah, the patter of
W.C. Fields/Anyone who hates children
Dr Maurice Freehill/Who is more foolish
Sigmund Freud/What a distressing contrast
Joseph Geha/They didn't know any
Theodore Seuss Geisel/I'd rather write for
Matt Groening/A woman knows all
Jack Handey/The face of a
Lenny Henry/I was born with
Rev Jesse Jackson/Your children need your
Joseph Joubert/Children need models rather
Garrison Keillor/That's the news from
Jean Kerr/The real menace in
Joan Kerr/The real menace in
Florence King/Children are satisfied with
Charles Lamb/Credulity is the man's
Chris Langham/They're putting acid in
James Lapine/Children can be very
Fran Lebowitz/Ask your child what
Fran Lebowitz/Never allow your child
Fran Lebowitz/As a teenager, you
Fran Lebowitz/Children are the most
Sam Levenson/The reason grandparents and
Lizard/I would rather live
Samuel Marchbanks/I find that the
Brit Marling/Boar : Marriage is a
Don Marquis/If a child shows
Don Marquis/One of the most
Judith Martin/The invention of the
Groucho Marx/A child of five
John Edward Masefield/And he who gives
Daniel Menaker/Do not videotape your
Gregg Mettler/It's not fair. .
Dennis Miller/Be kind to your
Mother Teresa of Calcutta/It is poverty to
Martin Mull/Having children is like
H.H. Munro/Children are given to
Ogden Nash/Children aren't happy without
Robert Orben/Never raise your hand
P.J. O'Rourke/You know your children
P.J. O'Rourke/Even very young children
Dorothy Parker/The best way to
Ray Romano/Everyone should have kids.
Rita Rudner/I want to have
George Bernard Shaw/A child hasn't a
Elinor Goulding Smith/It sometimes happens, even
Dr Benjamin Spock/There are only two
Robert Louis Stevenson/That man is successful
Jonathan Swift/I have been assured
Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary
Rabindranath Tagore/Do not confine your
Harry S. Truman/I have found the
Mark Twain/Familiarity breeds contempt --
Author Unknown/Children should be obscene
Ann Van Tassells/Children are like sponges;
Gore Vidal/I don't like the
Charles Wadsworth/By the time a
childrens_rights
Thomas Jefferson/Under the law of
choice
Kahlil Gibran/We choose our joys
Bruce Lee/A teacher, a good
Cat Stevens/You can treat the
Oscar Wilde/I choose my friends
church
Fred Allen/Most of us spend
Anonymous/The world is filled
Winston Churchill/If you're going through
Denis Diderot/The philosopher has never
Benjamin Disraeli/Man is a being
Ralph Waldo Emerson/I like the silent
Rev Glendon Harris/No church has the
Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
Robert G. Ingersoll/The Church says that
John F. Kennedy/I believe in an
Ukranian proverb/The church is near,
church_state_separat
John Dewey/If one inquires why
Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues
James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,
Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
Eleanor Roosevelt/Spiritual leadership should remain
Harry S. Truman/Having found the [atomic]
Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
George Washington/The government of the
Roger Williams/God requireth not a
churches
Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
Eleanor Roosevelt/Spiritual leadership should remain
cigars
Rudyard Kipling/A woman is only
circus
Austin O'Malley/A book reviewer is
cities
Oscar Wilde/Modernity of form and
citizenship
Carl Kaufmann/It is the duty
city
Herbert Prochnow/A city is a
Walt Whitman/The Greatest City
civil_rights
Edward Snowden/Privacy isn't about something
civil_service
Robert A. Heinlein/In a mature society,
civilisation
Brian Aldiss/Civilization is the distance
Stephen Vincent Benét/We don't know where
Eric Berne/We are born princes
David Brin/Fiery energy lanced out,
George Carlin/We will never be
Bennett Cerf/Good manners: The noise
Kenneth Clark/A margin of wealth
Kenneth Clark/Balzac, with his prodigious
Alan Coult/The flush toilet is
Edmond de Goncourt/La sauvagerie est nécessaire
Will Durant/Civilization exists by geological
T.S. Eliot/And the wind shall
Harlan Ellison/K is for "Kenghis
Ralph Waldo Emerson/The end of the
Martin H. Fischer/A living civilization creates;
Sigmund Freud/The first human who
Stanley Garn/If the Aborigine drafted
Paul Gauguin/Civilization is what makes
Julian Jaynes/Civilization is the art
Dorothy D. Lee/. . . here
C.S. Lewis/That is the key
Bernard Lovell/The challenge of space
Carol Matthau/The dying process begins
Will Rogers/You can't say civilization
B.F. Skinner/Society attacks early, when
C.P. Snow/Civilization is hideously fragile
Herbert Spencer/Civilization is a progress
Arnold J. Toynbee/Civilization is a movement
Mark Twain/Civilization is a limitless
Mark Twain/There are many humorous
Author Unknown/ALL THE PAST IS
Author Unknown/Humanity isn't a civilization;
Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Animals have a great
West African Proverb/It takes a village
Bryan White/We never really grow
Alfred North Whitehead/Civilization advances by extending
Alfred North Whitehead/There is now no
Alfred North Whitehead/The vigor of civilized
civilization
David Letterman/New York . .
Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses
class_structure
John Cleese/I feel very keenly
Eugene Victor Debs/While there is a
classic
Mark Twain/A classic is something
classics
Joseph Sobran/In one century we
classless_society
W.S. Gilbert/When everyone is somebody,
Oscar Wilde/Though our modern Puritans
cleanliness
Will Rogers/What the country needs
David Sacks/Showers are the opiate
clergy
Herbert Hensley Henson/Men are doubtful and
cleverness
Ogden Nash/Too clever is dumb.
climbing
Friedrich Nietzsche/Whenever I climb I
clothing
Woody Allen/Eternal nothingness is fine
Larry Jacobson/It's not the dress
Austin Phelps/Wear the old coat
Françoise Sagan/A dress makes no
Kendra Tarket/You know that you've
Mark Twain/Clothes make the man.
clowns
Red Skelton/A clown is a
cluelessness
Edward Flaherty/You couldn't get a
coffee
Michael Collins/If you'll excuse me
Paul Erdos/A mathematician is a
coincidence
G.K. Chesterton/Coincidences are spiritual puns.
collapse
Alfred North Whitehead/There is now no
collecting
Daniel Joseph Boorstin/You must collect things
college
Helen Keller/College isn't the place
Hellen Keller/College isn't the place
colleges
Bob Dylan/Colleges are like old-age
colours
Ken Weaver/Burnt Sienna. Thats the
comeback
Written in the dust/It's hard to make
comedians
W.C. Fields/A comic should suffer
Spike Milligan/Blessed are the cracked
comedy
Steve Allen/Tragedy plus time equals
Ludwig von Beethoven/Friends applaud, the Comedy
Aldous Huxley/We participate in a
Jay Leno/The biggest difference between
H.L. Mencken/Creator: A comedian whose
comfort
Stephen Crane/I was in the
David 'Dave' Tyson Gentry/True friendship comes when
Lao Tzu/A scholar who cherishes
comforting
Lord Byron/The drying up a
comics
Berkeley Breathed/Like, what do they
Berkeley Breathed/The first sign of
Dik Browne/As you journey through
Johnny Hart/If man evolved from
Charles M. Schulz/Charlie Brown : What happened
Charles M. Schulz/Don't worry about the
Charles M. Schulz/Sometimes I lie awake
Sherri Stoner/This looks like a
Bill Watterson/Sometimes I think the
Bill Watterson/Another casualty of applied
Bill Watterson/As a math atheist,
Bill Watterson/Aww Mom, you act
Bill Watterson/Childhood is short and
Bill Watterson/Do you think God
Bill Watterson/Hey Dad, remember our
Bill Watterson/It's not denial. I'm
Bill Watterson/Verbing weirds language.
Bill Watterson/Calvin : Do you believe
Bill Watterson/I let my mind
Bill Watterson/If you hadn't screwed
Tom Wilson/You can complain because
commerce
Calvin Coolidge/Business will be either
J. Edgar Hoover/I regret to say
Richard Milhous Nixon/If you think the
Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.
commitment
Ambrose Bierce/Woman would be more
committees
Richard Harkness/What is a committee?
Author Unknown/Bradley's Bromide:
committment
Lao Tzu/Being deeply loved by
Chuck Lorre/Dr Amy Farrah Fowler
common_people
Napoleon Bonaparte/Religion is excellent stuff
Edward Gibbon/The various modes of
Abraham Lincoln/The Lord prefers common-looking
common_sense
Albert Einstein/Common sense is the
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/On dit quelquefois: 'Le
commonness
Father Larry Lorenzoni/The average person thinks
communication
Christopher John Bradbury Robinson/It's the similarity between
Jack Handey/The face of a
Tom Lehrer/I wish people who
Author Unknown/I know you believe
communism
Anonymous/The biggest detractors of
Dom Hélder Câmara/When I gave food
Edgar Z. Friedenberg/The "teenager" seems to
Lyndon B. Johnson/I do not think
Gary North/Socialism is simply Communism
community
John Cleese/I feel very keenly
Erich Fromm/Love of the helpless
Henrik Ibsen/A community is like
Herbert Prochnow/A city is a
Howard A. Walter/I Would Be True
compassion
Plato/Be kind, for everyone
Anonymous/When A Father Prays
St Augustine of Hippo/Give to every man,
Francis Bacon/Certainly, in taking revenge,
J.M. Barrie/We should be slower
Chinese proverb/If thy enemy wrong
Charles Dickens/Have a heart that
Albert Einstein/A man's ethical behavior
Shirley Gordon/The only things you
Robert A. Heinlein/Natural laws have no
Zenna Henderson/You saw a hurting
William M. Holden/Hell is paved with
Pam Hopkins/Eternal Peace
William James/The art of being
Abraham Lincoln/He has a right
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow/If we could read
Paul Monash/JUDD
Native American prayer/GREAT SPIRIT ---
Pirke Avot, Traditional Text (Sayings of the Jewish Fathers)/Do not condemn your
Antonio Porchia/In a full heart
Rod Steiger/If we can get
Mark Toby/Eddie's Father : You know,
Joseph A. Torrey/Through this toilsome world,
Author Unknown/If we'd been born
compatibility
Juvenal/Never does nature say
competence
Bob Baker/Interfere? Of course we
H.L. Mencken/The older I get,
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If you can do
competition
George Ade/Anybody can win, unless
Maltbie Davenport Babcock/Our business in life
George Carlin/Cloud nine gets all
Graham Chapman/In accordance with our
C.J. Cherryh/If you're up against
Matt Dearborn/It's not whether you
Spalding Gray/How therapeutic it is
Barbara Hambly/To kill is to
Groucho Marx/There is no sweeter
H.L. Mencken/At the bottom of
Bertrand Russell/People seem good while
Lily Tomlin/No matter how cynical
Author Unknown/There is nothing noble
George Raymond Wagner/Win if you can,
Jack Welch/If you don't have
complaining
Anthony D. Weiner/It has seeped into
complaint
Dale Carnegie/Any fool can criticize,
Dr M. Scott Peck/Most do not fully
Lily Tomlin/Man invented language to
Tom Wilson/You can complain because
M. Zimmerman/Zimmerman's Law of Complaints:
completion
Paul Valery/A poem is never
compliments
Dr Samuel Johnson/Boswell : That, Sir, was
H.L. Mencken/If, after I depart
comprehension
Groucho Marx/A child of five
Bill Wulf/There is only one
compromise
Ludwig Erhard/A compromise is the
Michael Horton/Politics is about making
Thomas Merton/The biggest human temptation
Russian proverb/A bad compromise is
Author Unknown/It's easy to live
Joan D. Vinge/The last square peg
Larry Wall/We all agree on
computing
Douglas Adams/First we thought the
Jeremy S. Anderson/There are two major
anonymous Usenet user/Manually managing blocks of
Mark Ardis/One Page Principle: A
Isaac Asimov/Part of the inhumanity
Mark Atkinson/In headlines today, the
Dave Barry/A printer consists of
Dave Barry/The Internet is the
R.S. Barton/Maybe Computer Science should
Kent Beck/Optimism is an occupational
Jon Bentley/People who deal with
Nathaniel Borenstein/The most likely way
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The tar pit of
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/All programmers are optimists.
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The flow chart is
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The programmer, like the
Joseph Campbell/The] computer . .
Ryan Campbell/Commenting your code is
Chinese proverb/Give a man a
Doug Clapp/Imagine that Cray computer
Richard Cline/Are we thinking here,
Rick Cook/Programming today is a
Seymoure Cray/#3 pencils and quadrille
Seymoure Cray/I just bought a
Robert X. Cringely/If the automobile had
Stanton Delaplane/The computer is down.
E.W. Dijkstra/GOTO Statement Considered Harmful
Peter Drucker/The computer is a
John C. Dvorak/In all large corporations,
David Ferrier/Computer: a million morons
Pierre Gallois/If you put tomfoolery
Andrew Hamilton/Computers in the future
R.W. Hamming/The purpose of computing
Sydney J. Harris/The real danger is
Stephen Hawking/I think computer viruses
Robert A. Heinlein/Don't explain computers to
C.A.R. Hoare/The clothes have no
John Johnson/First, solve the problem.
Ralph Johnson/Before software can be
Guy Kawasaki/Saying Windows95 is equal
Morris Kingston/To err is human,
Karl Lehenbauer/There are bugs and
Karl Lehenbauer/My computer can beat
Karl Lehenbauer/UNIX: Some say the
Karl Lehenbauer/Weekends were made for
Karl Lehenbauer/e-credibility: the non-guaranteeable likelihood
Dr Roger Levian/The fault lies not
John Lions/On our campus the
David E. Lundstrom/All the good computer
Ted Nelson/Software is best understood
Ted Nelson/Learning to program has
Ken Olson/There is no reason
Robert Orben/To err is human,
Seymour Papert/BASIC is to computer
parody of line from/A LISP programmer knows
Alan Perlis/You can measure a
Emo Philips/A computer once beat
Pablo Picasso/Mechanical brains or calculating
Ernst Jan Plugge/The day Microsoft makes
C. Portman/When everything has been
Zygmundt R./You know why there
Jeff Raskin/Imagine if every Thursday
Mitch Ratcliffe/A computer lets you
Dennis M. Ritchie/A language that doesn't
Andy Rooney/Computers make it easier
Bruce Schneier/Trying to make bits
Michael Sinz/Programming is like sex,
Henry Spencer/Those who do not
Clifford Stoll/Why is it drug
Clifford Stoll/Treat your password like
C.D. Tavares/Since when is "public
Ken Thompson/SCCS, the source motel!
Linus Torvalds/Only wimps use tape
Edward Tufte/There are only two
Author Unknown/640K [of personal computer
Author Unknown/There are 10 kinds
Author Unknown/That does not compute.
Author Unknown/You can log off
Author Unknown/As things are, most
Author Unknown/Law of Computability Applied
Author Unknown/Laws of Computer Programming
Author Unknown/Bradley's Bromide:
Author Unknown/Any given program, when
Author Unknown/I really hate this
Author Unknown/We're here to give
Author Unknown/If you want to
Thomas Watson/I think there is
Gerald M. Weinberg/The programmer's national anthem
Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses
T. John Wendel/Bug? That's not a
Robert Wilensky/We've heard that a
John F. Woods/Always code as if
Steve Wozniak/Never trust a computer
conceit
J.M. Barrie/I'm not young enough
Ambrose Bierce/Egotist (n.): a person
Diana R. Black/Big egos are big
Lucille S. Harper/The nice thing about
Oscar Levant/I have given up
Dan Post/An egotist is a
Bertrand Russell/One of the symptoms
concerts
Jason Love/A concert is where
conciliation
Joseph Joubert/It is better to
condemnation
Dale Carnegie/Any fool can criticize,
confidence
Henry Ford/Whether you think that
Joseph Wood Krutch/A skepticism pointing to
Groucho Marx/I have nothing but
Peter T. McIntyre/Confidence comes not from
Charles M. Schulz/Don't worry about the
conflict
Camille Paglia/Identity thrives by conflict
Author Unknown/A fight does not
conformity
Ferrik Aetas/Austerity is simply a
William S. Burroughs/What a dreary prospect!
Joseph Campbell/It's quite possible to
Peter Cook/Margaret [seeing monkeys at
William Cowper/To follow foolish precedents,
Ralph Waldo Emerson/You will always find
John Kenneth Galbraith/In any great organization
Ernest Hemingway/God knows, people who
Jim Henshaw/TV is the workhorse
Jason Love/Remember that you are
James Russell Lowell/Whatever you may be
H.L. Mencken/It may be said
Graham Moore/When I was 16
Bertrand Russell/The prevention of free
Bertrand Russell/Certain mental habits are
Bertrand Russell/Should the working man
Bertrand Russell/The joy of mental
John Simon/It is proof of
Edward Snowden/Privacy isn't about something
Andrew S. Tanenbaum/The nice thing about
Henry Van Dyke/Individuality is the salt
Oscar Wilde/And what is fashion?
Jeanette Winterson/Why be happy when
confusion
Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't ask me
Edward R. Murrow/Anyone who isn't confused
James Thurber/Sixty minutes of thinking
conquerors
Edward Anhalt/It is inelegant for
conquest
Rolf Hochhuth/When the missionaries came
conscience
Mahatma Gandhi/In matters of conscience,
Mahatma Gandhi/The only tyrant I
Mahatma Gandhi/There is a higher
Edgar A. Guest/Myself
H.L. Mencken/Conscience: the inner voice
William Shakespeare/Conscience doth make cowards
Joseph Sobran/When a politician wrestles
Charles William Stubbs/To sit alone with
Author Unknown/I am not bound
conscientious_object
Muhammad Ali/I ain't got no
consciousness
Dr Albert Hoffman/I share the belief
Dr Albert Hoffman/Deliberate provocation of mystical
consequences
Proverbs 26:27/Whoso diggeth a pit
La Rochefoucauld/Notre repentir n'est pas
conservation
Edward Abbey/See one Grand Canyon,
Ronald Reagan/A tree is a
conservatism
Rev Jerry Falwell/If you want to
David Lammers/Most people exhibit what
conservatives
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/When a nation's young
Ambrose Bierce/Conservative (n): a statesman
Winston Churchill/Any man who is
Charles Caleb Colton/It is not so
John Dewey/Intellectually, religious emotions are
Ralph Waldo Emerson/All conservatives are such
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Men are conservatives when
Rev Jerry Falwell/Nothing will motivate conservative
John Kenneth Galbraith/The modern conservative is
Elbert Hubbard/A conservative is a
Rush Limbaugh/We have never taxed
Abraham Lincoln/What is conservatism? Is
John Stuart Mill/Conservatives are not necessarily
Franklin Delano Roosevelt/A conservative is a
Leo Rosten/Conservative: One who admires
Frank Vanderlip/A conservative is a
George Will/on conservatives]: They define
consideration
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Hold yourself responsible for
Hillel/What is hateful to
also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as
William Butler Yeats/Aedh Wishes for the
consistency
Oscar Wilde/What a fuss people
conspiracy
P.J. Plauger/If everybody's behavior can
Author Unknown/When you philosophically oppose
constancy
Irene Peter/Just because everything is
consultants
Eric Sevareid/Consultant: any ordinary guy
consumerism
Andrei Codrescu/The American family today
Larry Gelbart/Television] viewers must be
D.H. Lawrence/How I hate the
Sinclair Lewis/People will buy anything
Harold Ramis/You can never get
contemplation
Friedrich Nietzsche/He who fights with
contemporaries
George Bernard Shaw/Why was I born
contempt
Dr Thomas Fuller/Many can bear adversity,
Leslie Stephen/Gentlemen . . .
content
Arab proverb/Examine what is said,
contentment
Aesop/Be content with your
Menander/We live, not as
Socrates/He who is not
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Ganz gleich, ob König
The Gulistan of Moslih Eddin Saadi/Hyacinths
St Paul/7 . . .
William Allen White/I do not fear
Shimon ben Zoma/Who is wise?
continence
St Augustine of Hippo/AT EGO . .
contracts
Samuel Goldwyn/A verbal contract isn't
Gypsy Rose Lee/God is love, but
contradiction
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Let me never fall
quoted in Arthur Bloch./If you are given
control
Edward Bernays/The conscious and intelligent
Andy Bobrow/Reese : I just stopped
Sigmund Freud/Man cannot remain a
Terry Gilliam/When I left .
Allen Ginsberg/Whoever controls the media,
Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
Edward S. Herman/The democratic postulate is
The Invisible Committee/It is now publicly
controversy
Toni Morrison/I'm a controversial figure.
conundrum
Aristotle/We make war that
Niels Bohr/We all agree that
Samuel Taylor Coleridge/I have seen gross
Samuel Goldwyn/A verbal contract isn't
Heidi Sandige/Am I lightheaded because
Albert Szent-Gyorgi/Discovery conceits in seeing
Mae West/You're never too old
Phil White/It's not an optical
convenience
Jeff Garbers/Easy to use" is
conversation
Richard Armour/It's all right to
cooking
Bob Baker/There's more than one
Katherine Cebrian/I don't even butter
Friedrich Nietzsche/In large states public
Andy Rooney/The biggest seller is
Carl Sagan/If you want to
Danielle Steel/A bad review is
cooperation
Ethiopian proverb/When spiders unite, they
Benjamin Franklin/We must indeed all
copycat_behaviour
Camille Paglia/I don't feel that
coroner
H.L. Mencken/Whenever a husband and
correctness
Woody Allen/Is sex dirty? Only
Niels Bohr/Two sorts of truth:
corruption
Lord Acton/Power tends to corrupt
c.2800 BCE Assyrian stone tablet/The Earth is degenerate
St Augustine of Hippo/Because I do it
Ashleigh Brilliant/I either want less
David Brin/It's said that "power
Quentin Crisp/However low a man
Arthur Powell Davies/The world is now
Ben Elton/When you look at
Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of
Haythum R. Khalid/All power corrupts, but
C.S. Lewis/That is the key
J. Robert Oppenheimer/We do not believe
P.J. O'Rourke/Giving money and power
William Shakespeare/Wisdom and goodness to
George Bernard Shaw/Democracy is a form
George Bernard Shaw/A government that robs
Bill Watterson/Calvin : Do you believe
Oscar Wilde/There are only two
Oscar Wilde/Those who find ugly
cosmos
Philip José Farmer/The universe is a
cost
John Williamson/Anyone can hate. it
counterproductive
Miguel de Cervantes/Facts are the enemy
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Don't say things. What
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/The old law of
country
Prince of Wales Charles/A country free enough
countrymen
Samuel Adams/If ye love wealth
courage
Praxilla of Sikyon/Under cover
Hans Christian Andersen/So the Emperor went
Anonymous/When A Father Prays
Ludwig Börne/True courage is not
Laura Baker/Don't dare to be
James Baldwin/Everything now, we must
Meg Cabot/Courage is not the
Mary Chapin Carpenter/Somebody once said that
William Henry Channing/To live content with
Noam Chomsky/It is the fundamental
Richard Curtis/Ha! I laugh in
Karlfried Graf Dürckheim/The man who, being
Warwick Deeping/Doubt is a great
Max Ehrmann/Desiderata
Albert Einstein/Be a loner. That
Albert Einstein/Any intelligent fool can
George Eliot/Any coward can fight
Ralph Waldo Emerson/It was high counsel
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Whoso would be a
Ralph Waldo Emerson/You will hear [as
Mahatma Gandhi/A coward is incapable
Kahlil Gibran/Strengthen our hearts so
Ernest Hemingway/Courage is] grace under
William Ernest Henley/Invictus
A.A. Hodge/It is easier to
James Joyce/Where others crouched and
Lucretius/NAM VELUTI PUERI TREPIDANT
David Lynch/A world is supported
Francis Maguire/The Strange Child
Steve Maraboli/People who lack the
Peter Marshall/Give us clear vision
Marianne Moore/I May, I Might,
David Morton/Who Walks With Beauty
motto of the "Fighting/Gentle when stroked, fierce
Edward R. Murrow/We will not be
Reinhold Niebuhr/God, give us grace
Friedrich Nietzsche/To exercise power costs
Jean Paul/A timid person is
Mary Renault/You never learn how
Theodore Roosevelt/Courage, hard work, self-mastery,
Theodore Roosevelt/All daring and courage,
Theodore Roosevelt/I want to see
Russian proverb/All the brave men
Nadja Salerno-Sonnenberg/It takes a lot
Eric Sevareid/The bigger the information
Wilhelm Stekel/The mark of the
J. Michael Straczynski/If you do not
J. Michael Straczynski/Never follow somebody else's
Guy W. Trosper/A man ain't whipped
Dalton Trumbo/All men lose when
Author Unknown/If evil is spoken
Author Unknown/When it comes your
Author Unknown/Faint heart never won
Author Unknown/You cannot cross a
Author Unknown/There's a fine line
Virgil/TU NE CEDE MALIS
H.G. Wells/Life is two things,
William Allen White/I do not fear
Gary Whitta/Fear is not real.
Eli Wiesel/Take sides. Neutrality helps
Peter Yarrow/Day is Done
Jane Yolen/And for adults, the
Emiliano Zapata/It is better to
court
Norm Crosby/When you go into
courtesy
Henry David Thoreau/The man who goes
courts
Peter Cook/We have been forced
Charles Dickens/Do you spell it
Mahatma Gandhi/There is a higher
Neil Innes/Ladies and gentlemen, I've
H.L. Mencken/The penalty for laughing
cowardice
Thucydides/The Nation that makes
George Eliot/Any coward can fight
E.M. Forster/I would rather be
Mahatma Gandhi/A coward is incapable
Elbert Hubbard/A conservative is a
Dolores Ibarruri/It is better to
Abraham Lincoln/To sin by silence
Charles Morgan/All enchantments die; only
Gary North/Socialism is simply Communism
Jean Paul/A timid person is
William Shakespeare/Conscience doth make cowards
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Marriage is the only
cows
John McNulty/The cow is nothing
Dorothy Parker/Work is the province
craft
Leo Tolstoy/Art is not a
crap
Theodore Sturgeon/Sturgeon's Revelation: Ninety percent
crayolas
Ken Weaver/Burnt Sienna. Thats the
craziness
Judy Reiser/Some idiosyncrasies you might
creation
Chuang Tzu/Take for instance, a
Dr Albert Hoffman/I share the belief
Jason Love/God is whatever came
Carl Sagan/If you want to
James Ussher/In the beginning God
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Si Dieu nous a
Oscar Wilde/I sometimes think that
creationism
Martin Gardner/Evolution is as much
Martin Gardner/It is sad to
Stephen Jay Gould/We must counterpose the
Stephen Jay Gould/Creation science" has not
Ashley Montagu/Science has proof without
James Ussher/In the beginning God
creativity
William Blake/I must create a
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The programmer, like the
Cicero/I criticize by creation
Mason Cooley/Creativity makes a leap,
René Jules Dubos/Wherever human beings are
Albert Einstein/The secret to creativity
T.S. Eliot/In my beginning is
Bernice Fitz-Gibbon/Creativity often consists of
Gordon L. Glegg/At first sight, the
Robert A. Heinlein/Be creative, invent a
Henry James/To take what there
Erica Jong/If sex and creativity
Alan Kay/The best way to
Charles Koechlin/The artist needs an
David E. Lundstrom/All the good computer
Toshio Okada/Creativity will not come
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We have to continually
credibility
Sun Yat-Sen/Trust is earned by
crime
Freda Adler/Stripped of ethical rationalizations
Charles Baudelaire/What is irritating about
Al Capone/When I sell liquor,
Honoré de Balzac/Behind every great fortune
Eugene Victor Debs/While there is a
Erich Fromm/The successful revolutionary is
Woody Guthrie/It's round the world
Lao Tzu/The more laws and
Quentin Reynolds/It is a rather
Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller/Es ist schimpflich eine
Eric Sevareid/No man was ever
William H. Webster/Behind all the political
criminality
George Atkins/Narrator : Fearless Leader here?
criminals
Tom Robbins/When freedom is outlawed,
Oscar Wilde/The public is wonderfully
criticism
Dale Carnegie/Any fool can criticize,
Cicero/I criticize by creation
Elbert Hubbard/To escape criticism: do
Joseph Joubert/Children need models rather
Abraham Lincoln/He has a right
W. Somerset Maugham/People ask for criticism,
H.L. Mencken/Criticism is prejudice made
Friedrich Nietzsche/The higher we soar,
Flannery O'Connor/Everywhere I go I'm
J. Robert Oppenheimer/We do not believe
Dorothy Parker/This is not a
Alexander Pope/Such labored nothings in
Harold Robbins/Hemingway was a jerk.
Gioacchino Rossini/Mr Wagner has beautiful
George Bernard Shaw/There are some experiences
John Simon/It is proof of
Neal Stephenson/For a Westerner to
Igor Stravinsky/Too many pieces of
Mark Twain/Wagner's music is better
Author Unknown/Harrison's Postulate:
Andy Warhol/Bad taste makes the
critics
Christopher Hampton/Asking a working writer
Dorothy Parker/I don't care what
crossroads
Woody Allen/More than any other
crud
Theodore Sturgeon/Sturgeon's Revelation: Ninety percent
crudeness
William Gibson/I put the shotgun
cruelty
E.E. cummings/pity this busy monster,
Nathaniel Hawthorne/But it is a
Betty McCollister/It is inconceivable that
Thomas Paine/Belief in a cruel
Bertrand Russell/The infliction of cruelty
Robert Louis Stevenson/The cruelest lies are
Oscar Wilde/Ordinary cruelty is simply
Howard Zinn/Civil disobedience, that's not
crusaders
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some
crying
Elizabeth Barrett Browning/The child's sob in
Isak Dinesen/The cure for anything
Ralph Waldo Emerson/I used to always
Nora Ephron/Beware of men who
J.M. Linsner/Laugh and the world
Author Unknown/Don't cry because it's
cults
Steve Allen/As I argued in
Wendy Kaminer/The spiritual peace and
culture
Matthew Arnold/Culture is the ability
Prince of Wales Charles/A country free enough
Erich Fromm/If faith cannot be
John Gilmore/Truth: The most deadly
Allen Ginsberg/Whoever controls the media,
Edward Twitchell Hall Jr/The analysis of one's
Edward S. Herman/The democratic postulate is
Chuck Lorre/In a blinding flash
Margaret Mead/If we are to
H.L. Mencken/Men become civilized, not
George Bernard Shaw/Reading made Don Quixote
Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.
Henry Van Dyke/Culture is the habit
Oscar Wilde/There are only two
cure
Carl Jung/Show me a sane
curiosity
Albert Einstein/Curiosity has its own
Albert Einstein/It is a miracle
Charles Proteus Steinmetz/No man really becomes
Author Unknown/The cure for boredom
curmudgeons
Florence King/I have been a
curse
American Standard Version Deuteronomy IV:26/I call heaven and
Taoist maxim/It is easier to
curtsying
Lewis Carroll/Courtesy [Curtsey] while you're
customer_service
Author Unknown/Faire de la bonne
customers
Les Welch/If you worry about
cynicism
Ambrose Bierce/Cynic (n): a blackguard
George Carlin/Inside every cynical person,
H.L. Mencken/The cynics are right
H.L. Mencken/The worst government is
T.F. Mitchell/A cynic is a
Dorothy Parker/Oh, life is a
Lily Tomlin/No matter how cynical
Oscar Wilde/Cecil Graham : What is
damnation
Robert G. Ingersoll/God so loved the
Jim Steinman/You've been nothing but
dancing
Cicero/NEMO ENIM FERE SALTAT
Madame de Staël/Sometimes . . .
S.P. Somtow/Life is a slow
danger
Woody Allen/The lion and the
anonymous Navy Pilot/I regret that I
Hannah Arendt/There are no dangerous
Ludwig Börne/Only the suppressed word
Charles A. Beard/You need only reflect
John Dewey/Anyone who has begun
Albert Einstein/A little knowledge is
Dave Finkel/Some of you may
Dave Finkel/Yakko, is our use
E.M. Forster/We are willing enough
Michael Glouberman/I think it's my
Helen Keller/Security is mostly a
Audre Lorde/Your silence will not
Niccolo Machiavelli/There is nothing more
Friedrich Nietzsche/Glaubt es mir! --
Jean Paul/A timid person is
Alexander Pope/A little learning is
Lord Salisbury/If you believe the
William Shakespeare/Cry havoc, and let
George Bernard Shaw/It is dangerous to
J. Michael Straczynski/Liberty is always at
Alfred North Whitehead/It is the business
Oscar Wilde/A little sincerity is
William Wordsworth/Shades of the prison-house
William Butler Yeats/Come away, O human
daring
Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller/Es ist schimpflich eine
darkness
Raymond Chandler/The streets were dark
Stephen Crane/I was in the
Jean-Pierre de Caussade/So we follow our
Dr Maurice Freehill/Who is more foolish
Ursula K. LeGuin/The sunlights differ, but
Taoist maxim/It is easier to
J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater
Author Unknown/When it is dark
data
Charles Babbage/Errors using inadequate data
Author Unknown/Law of Computability Applied
data_collection
Alan Kay/The tree of research
dating
Adam Rifkin/The more bicep curls
daybreak
Omar Khayyam/Awake! For morning, in
death
Sholom Aleichem/The dying is easy.
Woody Allen/I don't want to
Woody Allen/Death is one of
Woody Allen/The difference between sex
Isaac Asimov/Life is pleasant. Death
W.H. Auden/To save your world
J.M. Barrie/To die will be
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Now comes the mystery.
Ludwig von Beethoven/Friends applaud, the Comedy
T.C. Boyle/Everything's absurd, because you
John W. Campbell/Pioneering basically amounts to
Albert Camus/Death means nothing to
George Carlin/Frisbeetarianism is the belief
C.J. Cherryh/If you're up against
Winston Churchill/Although prepared for martyrdom,
E.M. Cioran/Those who believe in
Frank Moore Colby/Every man ought to
Charles Caleb Colton/He that dies a
Cyril Connolly/The past is the
Idi Amin Dada/In any country there
Baron de Montesquieu/We should weep for
Charles Dickens/He would make a
Emily Dickinson/The fog is rising.
William C. Dietz/Words can be as
John Donne/No man is an
Cato the Elder/After I'm dead I'd
Paul Eldridge/Man is ready to
T.S. Eliot/Birth, copulation and death.
Dorothy Farnum/Death kills but once.
Anatole France/Que mourir pour une
Benjamin Franklin/If you would not
J.J. Furnas/Death is a low
Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it
Carl Friedrich Gauss/Ask her to wait
John Gilmore/Truth: The most deadly
Samuel Goldwyn/If I could drop
Barbara Hambly/And what do military
Dag Hammarskjöld/Do not seek death;
Heinrich Heine/Dieu me pardonnera. C'est
Robert A. Heinlein/You live and learn.
Robert A. Heinlein/All men must die,
Robert A. Heinlein/There are a lot
Oliver Herford/Only the young die
Alfred Hitchcock/There is nothing quite
Elbert Hubbard/Do not take life
Elbert Hubbard/Death: to stop sinning
Dolores Ibarruri/It is better to
Robert G. Ingersoll/Heresy is a cradle;
Thomas Jefferson/The tree of liberty
Nikos Kazantzakis/Trouble? Life is trouble.
John F. Kennedy/A man may die,
John Maynard Keynes/In the long run
Douglas Langdale/The wages of sin
Bruce Lee/To understand and live
Joe Louis/Everybody wants to go
Jason Love/The upside to dying
George Lucas/So this is how
Maurice Maeterlinck/All our knowledge merely
Gustav Mahler/Auferstehung [Resurrection]
David Mamet/Policemen so cherish their
Carol Matthau/The dying process begins
W. Somerset Maugham/Dying is a very
H.L. Mencken/If, after I depart
Ashley Edward Miller/You can't outrun Death
T.F. Mitchell/A cynic is a
Mother Teresa of Calcutta/It is poverty to
Vladimir Nabokov/Life is a great
Friedrich Nietzsche/One should] die proudly
J. Robert Oppenheimer/If the radiance of
P.J. O'Rourke/Even very young children
P.J. O'Rourke/Always read something that
Dorothy Parker/Drink and dance and
Boris Pasternak/Man does not die
Alan Paton/Who knows what we
Gen. George S. Patton/The object of war
Octavio Paz/We are condemned to
Pablo Picasso/Drink to me.
Pine Ridge Red Cloud Indian School/Native American Prayer
Terry Pratchett/It is said that
Inc. Pro Arts/Old soldiers never die.
Requiem Mass/IN PARADISUM DEDUCANT ANGELI br>
Michael Rivero/Stopping terrorism is simple.
Don Roos/You've got a death
Theodore Roosevelt/Only those are fit
Michael A. Ross/Aside from babies, is
Bertrand Russell/Most people would sooner
Bertrand Russell/I would never die
Bertrand Russell/Men fear thought as
Bertrand Russell/To fear love is
Russian proverb/Bullets don't respect uniforms.
Russian proverb/Life is unbearable, but
Russian proverb/We die as we
Heidi Sandige/Am I lightheaded because
Jean-Paul Sartre/Quand les riches se
Arthur Schopenhauer/Ich glaube, daß wann
Scottish proverb/Be happy while you're
Gen. John B. Sedgwick/They couldn't hit an
Seneca/ERIPERE VITAM NEMO NON
George Bernard Shaw/Life does not cease
Mark Shepherd/Death has a way
Mark Shepherd/Funerals are for the
John Sloan/Since we have to
Mrs Hester Travers Smith/Being dead is the
S.P. Somtow/Life is a slow
Joseph Stalin/A single death is
Wilhelm Stekel/The mark of the
Robert Louis Stevenson/Them that die 'll
Tom Stoppard/I'm going to be
Jonathan Swift/SAEVA INDIGNATIO COR ULTERIUS
Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary
Dalton Trumbo/All men lose when
Author Unknown/Now, now my good
Author Unknown/Templo de la verdad
Author Unknown/What is youth?
Author Unknown/When it comes your
Author Unknown/GAUDEAMUS IGITUR IUVENES DUM
Author Unknown/When your life flashes
Author Unknown/Dream as if you'll
after St John 19:30 unknown/Der Held aus Juda
Pancho Villa/Don't let it end
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/The most important thing
William H. Walton/To carry a grudge
H.G. Wells/Go away. I'm alright.
Oscar Wilde/Ah, well, then I
Steven Wright/I stayed up all
Emiliano Zapata/It is better to
Warren Zevon/I'll sleep when I'm
death_wish
George Bernard Shaw/There is no satisfaction
debate
Joseph Joubert/It is better to
decay
Robert F. Capon/The world looks as
Eric Sevareid/With breathtaking rapidity, we
deception
Diana R. Black/Big egos are big
Maurice Chevalier/Many a man has
Joseph Conrad/The way of even
Albert Einstein/The secret to creativity
Max Frisch/Technology is the knack
Bill Gates/Software suppliers are trying
Charles H. Grosvenor/Figures won't lie, but
Eric Hoffer/Propaganda does not deceive
Ken Levine/Dr Frazier Crane : Sam,
Abraham Lincoln/You can fool all
Chuck Lorre/We have once again
Larry Niven/My self-control is legendary.
George Orwell/Every war when it
Ovid/There is no such
Lucy Parsons/Never be deceived that
Petronius/MUNDUS VULT DECIPI ERGO
I.F. Stone/Every government is run
James Thurber/You can fool too
Mark Twain/Religion was born when
Author Unknown/Diplomacy: lying in state.
decisionmaking
Woody Allen/More than any other
Author Unknown/The decision doesn't have
decisions
Richard Milhous Nixon/I have an absolute
John H. Patterson/An executive is a
declaration_of_indep
Thomas Jefferson/We hold these truths
dedication
Fielding H. Yost/The will to win
defeat
Maya Angelou/We must meet many
Elbert Hubbard/There is no defeat
Vincent Thomas 'Vince' Lombardi/We didn't loose the
Vincent Thomas 'Vince' Lombardi/It's not whether you
Montaigne/There are some defeats
Quintus Curtius Rufus/I would rather suffer
Author Unknown/This, man was born
defensive_constructi
Henry Charles Bukowski/Before you kill something
Cicero/I criticize by creation
Kenneth Clark/I hold a number
Ralph Waldo Emerson/All conservatives are such
William James/There is no worse
Timothy Leary/There are] two basic
James C. Lindberg/Retaliation
Cat Stevens/You can treat the
H.G. Wells/Life is two things,
George Will/on conservatives]: They define
defiance
G. Rattray Taylor/The stronger personalities defy
Author Unknown/Honest Officer, had I
Oscar Wilde/The art of life
definition
Plato/love: A grave mental
Henry B. Adams/Philosophy: unintelligible answers to
Dave Barry/The word aerobics comes
Philip Barry/love: Two minds without
John Barrymore/Love is that delightful
Ambrose Bierce/Egotist (n.): a person
Ambrose Bierce/Academy (n.): A modern
Ambrose Bierce/Litigation (n.): A machine
Ambrose Bierce/Bacchus: A convenient deity
Ambrose Bierce/Admiration (n.): Our polite
Ambrose Bierce/Ambidextrous (adj.): Able to
Ambrose Bierce/Beauty (n.): the power
Ambrose Bierce/Bore (n.): a person
Ambrose Bierce/Conservative (n): a statesman
Ambrose Bierce/Cynic (n): a blackguard
Ambrose Bierce/History (n.): An account,
Ambrose Bierce/Politeness (n.): The most
Ambrose Bierce/Pray (v.): To ask
Ambrose Bierce/Quotation (n.): The act
Bennett Cerf/Good manners: The noise
Chauncey Depew/A pessimist is a
Ludwig Erhard/A compromise is the
Robert Frost/Love is the irresistible
Dan Greenburg/Love is the self-delusion
Graham Greene/Sentimentality -- that's what
Johnny Hart/Fig Newton: The force
Robert A. Heinlein/Love is that condition
Oliver Herford/Manuscript (n.): Something submitted
Elbert Hubbard/Charity: a thing that
Elbert Hubbard/Death: to stop sinning
Aldous Huxley/Chastity: the most unnatural
John Maynard Keynes/Education: the inculcation of
Bill Kirchenbaum/What do you call
Ernie Kovacs/Television -- a medium.
Milan Kundera/love: A constant interrogation.
W. Somerset Maugham/Impropriety is the soul
H.L. Mencken/It is [a politician's]
H.L. Mencken/Democracy is the art
H.L. Mencken/Alimony is the ransom
H.L. Mencken/An Historian is an
H.L. Mencken/Wife: a former sweetheart.
H.L. Mencken/Husband -- One who
H.L. Mencken/Immorality: the morality of
H.L. Mencken/Misogynist: A man who
T.F. Mitchell/A cynic is a
Wilson Mizner/Gambling: The sure way
Montaigne/Stability itself is nothing
Toni Morrison/Definitions belong to the
Clifford Odets/Sex -- the poor
Don Quinn/A bachelor is a
Leo Rosten/Conservative: One who admires
George Santayana/Skepticism, like chastity should
Eric Sevareid/Consultant: any ordinary guy
Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary
Bert Taylor/A bore is a
Mark Twain/A banker is a
Author Unknown/happiness: Highly coveted but
Author Unknown/Q: What's the difference
Author Unknown/Accuracy (n.): The vice
Author Unknown/Alimony: the screwing you
Author Unknown/Diplomacy: lying in state.
Author Unknown/Market failure, n. The
Oscar Wilde/Disobedience, in the eyes
Frank Zappa/I think love lyrics
degradation
Robert F. Capon/The world looks as
Eric Sevareid/With breathtaking rapidity, we
degrees
Fats Domino/A lot of people
deity
Asian proverb/Do you need proof
Leslie Bricusse/In the morning of
Lt. Wilfrid Dellquest/Boys' Creed
Charles Dickens/I love these little
Max Ehrmann/Desiderata
Louis Evely/Our Lord expected the
Harry Emerson Fosdick/No one can be
God/Thou shalt not kill.
Arlo Guthrie/We are |
New English Bible I Corinthians 1:27-28/Yet to shame the
Michael Abraham Levy, Baron Levy/You can bend it
Abraham Lincoln/Those who deny freedom
Rosa Zagnoni Marinoni/Who are My People?
Dr Roger E. Miller/I am mentally surrounding
Joseph Pintauro/To believe in God
Alexander Pope/All are but parts
Isaac Bashevis Singer/God is the sum
sourced as graffiti/God is dead.
Author Unknown/Let
Daniel Webster/If we work upon
delegation
Richard Milhous Nixon/I have an absolute
delusion
Maurice Chapelain/The final delusion is
Lin-Chi/If you love the
democracy
Lord Beveridge/Ignorance is an evil
Graham Chapman/Strange women lying in
Paddy Chayefsky/Television is democracy at
Winston Churchill/The best argument against
John Dewey/In the broad and
Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it
Irving Kristol/Democracy does not guarantee
H.L. Mencken/Ballot Box. The altar
H.L. Mencken/Democracy is the art
H.L. Mencken/Creator: A comedian whose
P.J. O'Rourke/Better an unfair distribution
Laurence J. Peter/Democracy is a process
Thomas B. Reed/One, with God, is
George Bernard Shaw/Democracy is a form
John Simon/Democracy encourages the majority
Tom Stoppard/It's not the voting
democratisation
Raymond Chandler/Television is just one
W.S. Gilbert/When everyone is somebody,
Osho/It is not decided
Oscar Wilde/Though our modern Puritans
democrats
Will Rogers/I'm not a member
Harry S. Truman/A leader in the
demonization
Joseph Campbell/I've lived through the
demons
Joseph Campbell/A god outgrown becomes
denarration
Douglas Coupland/One factor that sets
denial
Jimmy Carter/I will never lie
Steve Jobs/To seek permission is
Garrison Keillor/Sometimes you just have
Tom Lehrer/Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees
Father Larry Lorenzoni/The average person thinks
Haruka Takachiho/But it's NOT OUR
Mark Twain/Denial ain't just a
Bill Watterson/It's not denial. I'm
T. John Wendel/Bug? That's not a
dependence
Robert A. Heinlein/Love is that condition
dependency
T.K. Lawson/There is a time
depersonalization
Matthew Dowd/Poverty of the heart
Joni Mitchell/Don't it always seem
depravity
Quentin Crisp/However low a man
H.H. Munro/You can't expect a
depression
Edvard Munch/I would not cast
Leo Rosten/Where was it ever
Carol Siskind/I feel good, which
Faye Wattleton/Just saying 'no' prevents
deprivation
Bertrand Russell/The people who are
derivative
Edith Warton/Another unsettling element in
desertion
George Bernard Shaw/I showed my appreciation
deserving
André Gide/There are very few
desire
William Blake/Abstinence sows sand all
F.H. Bradley/The secret of happiness
Arthur Schopenhauer/Frei bin ich, wenn
S.P. Somtow/Life is a slow
desires
Sigmund Freud/Man cannot remain a
despair
Woody Allen/More than any other
St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
James L. Brooks/When you see all
Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
Fred Ebb/For the sun will
Stephen Fry/I knew [as an
Stephen Fry/Well the poor keep
Christopher Hampton/The only unbearable thing
Clare Boothe Luce/There are no hopeless
Graham Moore/When I was 16
Richard Milhous Nixon/Greatness comes not when
J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/When the truth of
Cynthia Weil/. . . She
T.H. White/It has been my
Paul Williams/Tomorrow
William Witherspoon/What Becomes of the
desperation
R. Buckminster Fuller/The end move in
Elijah Muhammad/The most dangerous creation
destiny
Dag Hammarskjöld/We are not permitted
destruction
Bion of Borysthenes/Boys throw rocks at
James Cameron/Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver):
Chuang Tzu/Take for instance, a
Cyril Connolly/Those whom the gods
Editorial/We will probably be
Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it
Eric Hoffer/When freedom destroys order,
Stanislaw Lec/When smashing monuments, save
Betty McCollister/It is inconceivable that
details
Aldo Leopold/To keep every cog
detectives
Arthur C. Clarke/One of the biggest
deterioration
Frank Lloyd Wright/If it keeps up,
determination
Lord Tennyson Alfred/Tho' much is taken,
Jenny Klein/I can't enjoy a
Marianne Moore/I May, I Might,
devastation
Tacitus/They made a wasteland
development
Heraclitus of Ephesus/It is not good
Isocrates/Remember -- no human
Sophocles/To be happy, it
Douglas Adams/The older a man
Henry Mills Alden/The prime object of
Brian Aldiss/When childhood dies, its
Kingsley Amis/It is no wonder
Hans Christian Andersen/Eighty percent of our
Maya Angelou/People don't mature. They
anonymous/You know what I
anonymous/Some say they want
Francis Bacon/Hope is a good
Donald Barr/The most concrete experience
J.M. Barrie/Your heart is as
J.M. Barrie/Nothing that happens after
Bruce Barton/When you're through changing
Billy Connolly World Tour/I've never grown up.
Eddie Braben/If I had my
Ray Bradbury/I was not embarrassed
Ray Bradbury/The ability to "fantasize"
Leslie Bricusse/In the morning of
David Brooks/You have to give
Henry Charles Bukowski/Most of us are
Rabbi Bunam of Pzhysha/Man's great guilt does
William Butler/So, we marched. We
Joseph Campbell/p.140]: Desire and fear:
Joseph Campbell/There is a Muslim
Orson Scott Card/In order to learn,
Rachel Carson/If a child is
Chinese Proverb/Teachers open the door
Joel H. Cohen/Adults Suck, Then You
Colette/A happy childhood is
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle/I have wrought my
Confucius/A child once said:
Bill Cosby/It was because of
Lt. Wilfrid Dellquest/Boys' Creed
Terrance Dicks/There's no point in
Phyllis Diller/We spend the first
Dr Marion B. Durfee/A Parent's Prayer
Bob Dylan/He not busy being
Albert Einstein/It is a miracle
Dwight D. Eisenhower/No man is really
Evan Esar/A girl with a
Louis Evely/Our Lord expected the
William Fairchild/Beware of wishing for
Anatole France/La souffrance! quelle divine
St Francis de Sales/Je ne sais point
Benjamin Franklin/Experience keeps a dear
Sigmund Freud/On the whole I
Erich Fromm/Birth is not one
Robert Frost/Americans are like a
G/Being straight is a
Kahlil Gibran/And a woman who
André Gide/Connais-toi toi-même. Maxime aussi
André Gide/Know thyself" - a
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Das Alter macht nicht
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Denn wir können die
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Wenn wir, sagtest du,
Paul Goodman/It is desperately hard
Paul Goodman/As a rule of
Graham Greene/There is always one
G.I. Gurdjieff/In most of world
Minnie Louise Haskins/And I said to
Hebrew Proverb/Do not confine your
Ralph Hoffmann/If a parent wishes
Michael Jackson/Children] know everything that
Jewish Proverb/He who wants to
Florence King/I have been a
Stephen King/J.D. Salinger . .
Rudyard Kipling/If
Lao Tzu/The master appears when
Philip Larkin/This Be the Verse
D.H. Lawrence/Now the great and
Chuck Lorre/At thirty-nine years old
Chuck Lorre/When I was a
Francis Maguire/The Strange Child
Tom Masson/Hamlet is the tragedy
Thomas Merton/The biggest human temptation
Gregg Mettler/It's not fair. .
Henry Miller/Every genuine boy is
John Milton/The childhood shows the
Graham Moore/When I was 16
Marianne Moore/Ecstasy affords the occasion
Eric Morecambe/From the moment you're
Zack Mulligan/Your whole life society
Friedrich Nietzsche/In every real man
Dorothy Law Nolte/If a child lives
P.J. O'Rourke/You know your children
Camille Paglia/I don't feel that
Alan Paton/Meditation for a Young
Petronius/Whose fault is it
Pablo Picasso/Every child is an
Rt Rev James A. Pike/The marriage ceremony doesn't
Michael Piller/If you want to
Pine Ridge Red Cloud Indian School/Native American Prayer
Proverb/Experience is a good
Mary Renault/One exercises to be
Mary Renault/Order is the first
Mary Renault/But our teacher says
Jean Paul Richter/What a father says
Frederick Rolfe/Whatever is of good,
Theodore Roosevelt/Be practical as well
Theodore Roosevelt/Character, in the long
Elinor K. Rose/You teach your son
John Ruskin/The highest reward for
Bertrand Russell/I was not born
Bertrand Russell/I do not think
Ken Russell/Don't associate naïvete with
David Saks/Why don't you try
Stephen Schwartz/Rivers belong where they
Zachary Scott/As you grow older,
Peter Shaffer/To go through life
Karl Shapiro/To make a child
George Bernard Shaw/We don't stop playing
Robert E. Sherwood/Dudley (an angel, played
B.F. Skinner/Society attacks early, when
Jaden Smith/People Use [ sic ] To
Will Smith/I made up what
Will Smith/At the end of
Will Smith/What makes you happy?
John Steinbeck/A boy gets to
Charles Proteus Steinmetz/No man really becomes
Wilhelm Stekel/There are no monosexual
Johan August Strindberg/Sacred family! Thou art
Su Tung-p'o/Families, when a child
Thomas Szasz/A child becomes an
Booth Tarkington/From eight to fourteen
Robert Thom/If nobody wants to
title of a television/Is There Life After
François Truffaut/L'adolescence ne laisse un
Konstantin Tsiolkovsky/The Earth is the
Kenneth Tynan/Forty years ago [Noël
Author Unknown/ΓΝΩΘ ΣΑΥΤ
Author Unknown/The best teachers are
Author Unknown/When I was a
Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
Author Unknown/An adult is a
Author Unknown/It's easy to live
Author Unknown/Don't get so excited
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/No wonder kids grow
Charles Wadsworth/By the time a
Howard A. Walter/I Would Be True
Nixon Waterman/Making a Man
Bryan White/We never really grow
Oscar Wilde/The aim of life
Oscar Wilde/We, in our educational
William Wordsworth/Shades of the prison-house
William Wordsworth/My heart leaps up
Peter Yarrow/Day is Done
development;age15
Quentin Crisp/I hate music. There's
devil
Bill Watterson/Calvin : Do you believe
diapers
Don Marquis/One of the most
diary
Oscar Wilde/I never travel without
dice
Herman Kirchenhoffer/His heart was yours
dictatorship
Harry S. Truman/Whenever you have an
dieting
Totie Fields/I've been on a
Andy Rooney/The biggest seller is
Author Unknown/Blessed are those who
differences
George Bernard Shaw/Do not do unto
differentness
Leo Daniel Stein/The wise man questions
difficulty
Nelson Algren/Never play cards with
Roger Babson/If things go wrong,
Phoebe Cary/And though hard be
Dr William Ellery Channing/Difficulties are meant to
G.K. Chesterton/I believe in getting
Samuel Taylor Coleridge/Our quaint metaphysical opinions,
Albert Einstein/Do not worry about
Dr Thomas Fuller/All things are difficult
Barbara Hambly/What I've been through
Helen Hayes/The hardest years in
Ernest Hemingway/Courage is] grace under
Robert G. Ingersoll/Give me the storm
Philander Johnson/Cheer up, the worst
Franklin P. Jones/It's a strange world
Nikos Kazantzakis/Trouble? Life is trouble.
Abraham Lincoln/Nearly all men can
Charles Fletcher Lummis/I am bigger than
Mao Tse-Tung/Once all struggle is
Taoist maxim/There is ugliness in
Margaret Mitchell/Life's under no obligation
Camille Paglia/Identity thrives by conflict
Dorothy Parker/They sicken of the
Gen. George S. Patton/A pint of sweat
Dr M. Scott Peck/Most do not fully
Proverbs XVII:17/A brother is born
Will Rogers/If stupidity got us
Leo Rosten/Where was it ever
S.P. Somtow/The path to the
Enid Starkie/Unhurt people are not
Virgil/TU NE CEDE MALIS
dignity
Rowan Atkinson/I had a strange
Marge Barton/Man is never made
Linwood Boomer/There's this strange sense
Bernadette Bosky/Personifiers of the world,
Cicero/There is nothing more
Chistopher Hollis/Dignity is like a
John Stuart Mill/War is an ugly
The Talmud/Condemn no man and
diligence
Benjamin Franklin/Diligence is the mother
diplomacy
Robert Frost/A diplomat is a
Oliver North/I'll tell you right
Will Rogers/Diplomats are just as
Will Rogers/Diplomacy is the art
Author Unknown/Diplomacy: lying in state.
dirtiness
Will Rogers/What the country needs
disability
Napoleon Bonaparte/In politics stupidity is
Iranian proverb/If you see a
Tom Robbins/The difference between us
Seneca/QUIDQUID DIXI CUM RECOGITO
disagreement
James Finn Garner/We can't even agree
William Ralph Inge/It is useless for
Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
Tom Lehrer/Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees
Groucho Marx/I cannot say that
John Stuart Mill/If all mankind minus
disappointment
George Carlin/Inside every cynical person,
disassociation
Albert Camus/I withdrew from the
disaster
Robert Lowell/If we see a
Oscar Wilde/People who mean well
disbelief
Stephen Crane/I saw a man
Charles Dickens/It was the best
Susan Shwartz/I don't so much
Harvey Smith/Werewolves don't exist, I
Author Unknown/Tell a man that
discipline
Gordon L. Glegg/At first sight, the
Bertrand Russell/Discipline, as it exists
disco
Quentin Crisp/I think that a
discomfort
Russian proverb/Life is unbearable, but
disconnectedness
Joseph Campbell/If the person doesn't
discouragement
Dr William Ellery Channing/Difficulties are meant to
Steve Maraboli/People who lack the
William Shakespeare/Wisdom and goodness to
discourse
Edward Twitchell Hall Jr/The analysis of one's
discovery
Isaac Asimov/The most exciting phrase
A.A. Milne/One of the advantages
Albert Szent-Gyorgi/Discovery conceits in seeing
Albert Szent-Gyorgi/Discovery consists in seeing
discrepancy
H. Allen Smith/When there are two
discretion
Napoleon Bonaparte/Never interfere with an
Bertolt Brecht/There are times when
Meg Cabot/Courage is not the
Jonathan Kozol/Pick battles big enough
disease
Joseph Heller/And don't tell me
H.L. Mencken/Creator: A comedian whose
Dr Benjamin Spock/There are only two
disenchantment
Jean-Paul Sartre/Comme tous les songe-creux,
disillusionment
Mark Hudis/I was dating the
dislike
William S. Burroughs/I am not one
Mike Marotta/He doesn't play hard
H.L. Mencken/Misogynist: A man who
La Rochefoucauld/Nous aimons toujours ceux
Oscar Wilde/Morality is simply the
dismemberment
John Wayne Bobbitt/I don't have any
disorderliness
A.A. Milne/One of the advantages
dispute
Larry Wall/We all agree on
disregard_for_truth
Winston Churchill/Men occasionally stumble over
dissent
Vaclav Havel/You do not become
John Vliet Lindsay/The highest form of
Archibald MacLeish/The dissenter is every
George Mitchell/Although He's regularly asked
Michael Rivero/Everyone likes to say
Ella Wheeler Wilcox/To sin by silence,
distance
Steven Wright/Everywhere is walking distance
distraction
Franz Kafka/Evil is whatever distracts.
distrust
Bruno Jasieńnski/Do not fear your
Roger Zelazny/I trusted him like
diversity
Plato/Let early education be
Dean Alfange/A Creed for Young
Maya Angelou/People don't mature. They
W.H. Auden/Ruffle the perfect manners
James Baldwin/To be black and
J.M. Barrie/We should be slower
Kristen Bell/If you don't fit
Len Blum/We're all very different
Rita Mae Brown/No government has the
Charles Farrar Browne/We wish genius and
Henry Charles Bukowski/Some people never go
Joseph Campbell/It's quite possible to
Coco Chanel/Pour être irremplaçable, il
Norman Cousins/I cannot affirm God
Isadora Duncan/The finest inheritance you
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Do not follow where
Harvey Fierstein/Never be bullied into
Elizabeth Gibson/The wider our experience
Colin Higgins/Much of the world's
Thomas Jefferson/Under the law of
John F. Kennedy/So, let us not
Stephen King/It's been my experience
Emma Lazarus/The New Colossus
Margaret Mead/If we are to
Montaigne/Diversity is the one
Montaigne/There were never in
Graham Moore/When I was 16
Native American prayer/GREAT SPIRIT ---
Pirke Avot, Traditional Text (Sayings of the Jewish Fathers)/Do not condemn your
Rumi/You are another version
Robert E. Sherwood/Supposing I told you
Herbert Spencer/Civilization is a progress
J. Michael Straczynski/Never follow somebody else's
Christian Thielemann/Someone who has gifted
Author Unknown/Pray don't find fault
unknown]/Fall in love not
Pyotr Demianovich Uspenskii/To think differently means
Henry Van Dyke/Individuality is the salt
Oscar Wilde/One should always be
divinity
John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of
divorce
Zsa Zsa Gabor/He taught me housekeeping;
Peggy Joyce/Alimony is the system
Walter Matthau/I used to have
H.L. Mencken/Alimony is the ransom
Don Quinn/A bachelor is a
Mickey Rooney/Look, I could have
dizziness
Steven Wright/You know that feeling
do-gooders
Henry David Thoreau/If you see a
doctors
Rudyard Kipling/There are only two
Taoist maxim/A physician heals. Nature
Dennis Miller/What about that abortion
Author Unknown/A great many laws
Orson Welles/My doctor told me
Frank Lloyd Wright/A doctor can bury
dogma
Abraham Lincoln/The Bible is not
Dorothy Parker/You can't teach an
dogs
Warren G. Bennis/The factory of the
Christopher Hampton/Asking a working writer
Robert A. Heinlein/Women and Cats do
Groucho Marx/Outside of a dog,
Friedrich Nietzsche/Whenever I climb I
John Osborne/Critics are a dissembling,
Will Rogers/Diplomacy is the art
William Shakespeare/Cry havoc, and let
Mark Twain/It's not the size
dominance
Ayn Rand/It stands to reason
domination
Osho/The real enemy is
doom
Clarence Darrow/The best that we
double_standard
Al Capone/When I sell liquor,
doubt
James H. Boren/When in doubt, mumble;
G.B. Burgin/It is much more
Clarence Darrow/Just think of the
Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
Arthur Flakoll/Paradox
Kahlil Gibran/Doubt is a pain
André Gide/Believe those who are
Herbert Hensley Henson/Men are doubtful and
James Lord/James Lord (Armie Hammer):
Groucho Marx/I have nothing but
H.L. Mencken/Men become civilized, not
Midrash/You doubted Me," God
Dr M. Scott Peck/Doubt is often the
Bertrand Russell/The trouble with the
Eric Sevareid/Better to trust the
Paul Tillich/If doubt appears, it
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le doute n'est pas
doubts
Woody Allen/I am plagued by
Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of
dragons
Scott Fahlman/If you can't take
drama
Alfred Hitchcock/Drama is life with
Terry Southern/A good many dramatic
dreamers
Zora Neale Hurston/It is one of
Jean-Paul Sartre/Comme tous les songe-creux,
Oscar Wilde/The public is wonderfully
dreams
Euripides/Do we, holding that
Marie Curie/Humanity needs practical men,
M.C. Escher/I don't use drugs;
Steve Maraboli/People who lack the
Arthur Miller/He's a man out
Eleanor Roosevelt/The future belongs to
J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater
Author Unknown/Dream as if you'll
William Butler Yeats/Aedh Wishes for the
drinking
Brendan Behan/The most important things
Meyer Breslau/Beer that is not
W.C. Fields/A man's got to
W.C. Fields/Abstaining is favorable both
W.C. Fields/I don't drink water.
W.C. Fields/We lived for days
Robert Harley/Alcohol is a slow
Robert A. Heinlein/Be wary of strong
A.E. Housman/Malt does more than
Fran Lebowitz/Great people talk about
James Lileks/Security and liberty are
George Jean Nathan/I drink to make
P.J. O'Rourke/No drug, not even
Pablo Picasso/Drink to me.
Mitch Ratcliffe/A computer lets you
George Bernard Shaw/The fact that a
Ukranian proverb/The church is near,
Gore Vidal/Teaching has ruined more
Henny Youngman/My father was the
driving
Jason Love/The traffic is always
Kenneth Tynan/A critic is a
drought
Dwight Morrow/Any party which takes
drugs
Jeremy S. Anderson/There are two major
William S. Burroughs/What a dreary prospect!
Phyllis Diller/Tranquilizers work only if
M.C. Escher/I don't use drugs;
Doctor Graper/I may kid around
Sidney Harris/Six years for possession
Dr Albert Hoffman/The characteristic property of
Dr Albert Hoffman/Deliberate provocation of mystical
Dr Albert Hoffman/I believe that if
Rudyard Kipling/Words are, of course,
Chris Langham/They're putting acid in
Timothy Leary/There are three side
Fran Lebowitz/If you can stay
Chuck Lorre/In a blinding flash
Friedrich Nietzsche/These Dionysiac stirrings which,
P.J. O'Rourke/Marijuana is self-punishing; it
P.J. O'Rourke/No drug, not even
William Simpson/What are the politicians
sourced as graffiti/Just say No.
Clifford Stoll/Why is it drug
Kendra Tarket/I have never intentionaly
Edward Tufte/There are only two
ducks
Spike Milligan/The weather was foul,
dueling
Mark Twain/I thoroughly disapprove of
dullness
John Simon/It is proof of
dumb_nuts
Steve Jobs/When you're young, you
Eric Sevareid/Never underestimate your listener's
duplicity
Abraham Lincoln/Honestly, if I were
duty
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Our daily duties are
Cicero/Ask not what your
Kahlil Gibran/Your daily life is
Jenny Klein/I can't enjoy a
Theodore Roosevelt/Only those are fit
dysfunction
Quentin Crisp/If Mr Vincent Price
Mary Karr/Dysfunctional family: any family
Philip Larkin/This Be the Verse
Leo Tolstoy/Happy families are all
dysfunctional
Erma Bombeck/To my way of
Joseph Fields/Estelle Novick : Do you
eagles
Author Unknown/Eagles may soar in
earth
Clarence Darrow/The best that we
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some
Stephen Jay Gould/We must counterpose the
Matthew Henry/All this and heaven
John Milton/Beneath him with new
Konstantin Tsiolkovsky/The Earth is the
Steven Wright/Someone sent me a
eating
Edmund Burke/To read without reflecting
Dixy Lee Ray/A nuclear power plant
eccentricity
Charles Dickens/Eccentricities of genius.
Mark Twain/Sanity and Happiness are
ecology
Rev Jerry Falwell/I drive a GMC
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We could have saved
economics
Samuel Butler/All progress is based
Dick Cavett/As long as people
John Kenneth Galbraith/One of the greatest
Charles H. Grosvenor/Figures won't lie, but
Ted Krueger/I'm tired of liberals
Richard Milhous Nixon/Congress spends like a
P.J. O'Rourke/Better an unfair distribution
economists
Edgar Russell Fiedler/Ask five economists and
Edgar Russell Fiedler/For economists, the real
Arthur H. 'Red' Motley/If the nation's economists
Laurence J. Peter/An economist is an
ecstasy
Rupert Brooke/Breathless, we flung us
Richard Milhous Nixon/Greatness comes not when
Lynne Sharon Schwartz/Sometimes at the peak
editing
T.S. Eliot/Some editors are failed
educated
Alexander Pope/Such labored nothings in
education
Aristotle/Wit is cultured insolence.
Aristotle/Those who educate children
Epictetus/TANTUM ERUDITI SUNT LIBERI
Plato/Let early education be
George Ade/Whom are you?" said
Henry Mills Alden/The prime object of
Anonymous/If you can't do,
Oleta Albertson Benn/If I were a
Ambrose Bierce/Education (n.): That which
Ambrose Bierce/Academy (n.): A modern
James H. Boren/Most educators would continue
Henry Brougham/Education makes a people
Dr D.G. Campbell/Never belive your teachers,
Chinese Proverb/Teachers open the door
Chinese proverb/Give a man a
John Ciardi/A university is what
Calvin Coolidge/Nothing in the world
Clarence Darrow/Just think of the
John Dewey/If one inquires why
J. Frank Dobie/The average Ph.D. thesis
Fats Domino/A lot of people
Norman Douglas/Education is a state-controlled
Alexandre Dumas/How is it that
Finley Peter Dunne/It doesn't make much
Will Durant/Education is a progressive
Bob Dylan/Colleges are like old-age
Albert Einstein/It is a miracle
Albert Einstein/A man's ethical behavior
Ralph Waldo Emerson/We are shut up
R. Buckminster Fuller/We keep inventing jobs
Martin Gardner/It is sad to
James Finn Garner/We can't even agree
Emanuel Geibel/Lehr' nur die Jungen
Herbert Gerjuoy/The new education must
Kahlil Gibran/I have learned silence
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Die beste Bildung findet
Stephen Jay Gould/Creation science" has not
Russell Green/The advantage of a
A. Whitney Griswold/Books won't stay banned.
Edward Twitchell Hall Jr/The analysis of one's
Hebrew Proverb/Do not confine your
Adolf Hitler/Secular schools can never
John Holt/Education, with its supporting
Robert M. Hutchins/It has been said
H. Myles Jacob/I went to school
Helen Keller/College isn't the place
Hellen Keller/College isn't the place
John Maynard Keynes/Education: the inculcation of
Lao Tzu/The master appears when
Fran Lebowitz/Stand firm in your
Bruce Lee/A teacher, a good
Bruce Lee/The traditional teacher says,
Dr Robert M. Lindner/You must adjust . .
David Lynch/A world is supported
H.L. Mencken/Once he had one
Wilson Mizner/I respect faith, but
H.H. Munro/You can't expect a
Friedrich Nietzsche/In large states public
Flannery O'Connor/Everywhere I go, I'm
Paracelsus/He who knows nothing,
Laurence J. Peter/Education is a method
James M. Rogers Jr/First we must develop
Frederick Rolfe/Whatever is of good,
Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,
Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
Bertrand Russell/Men are born ignorant,
Bertrand Russell/The prevention of free
Bertrand Russell/Certain mental habits are
Bertrand Russell/Discipline, as it exists
Bertrand Russell/The joy of mental
Mark Russell/Some people say, 'If
Carl Sagan/I believe that part
J.D. Salinger/You don't have to
B.F. Skinner/Education is what survives
Adam Smith/The man scarce lives
Joseph Sobran/In one century we
Charles Proteus Steinmetz/No man really becomes
Publilius Syrus/MAGISTER USUS OMNIUM EST
Rabindranath Tagore/Do not confine your
Mark Twain/I have never let
Mark Twain/Soap and education are
Mark Twain/God made the idiot
Mark Twain/There are things a
Author Unknown/The best teachers are
Author Unknown/A professor is one
Author Unknown/If you think education
Harold Urey/There is nothing so
Henry Van Dyke/I sing the praise
Gore Vidal/Teaching has ruined more
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/1492. The teachers told
Oscar Wilde/Education is an admirable
Oscar Wilde/Society produces rogues, and
Oscar Wilde/If you meet at
Oscar Wilde/Give children beauty, not
effectiveness
Isobel Lennart/Clarence Dolittle (Frank Sinatra):
Terry Southern/A life without cause
efficiency
Rudyard Kipling/Fill the unforgiving minute
Harry S. Truman/Whenever you have an
effort
Friedrich Nietzsche/To exercise power costs
egalitarianism
Lizard/I hate everybody, but
P.J. O'Rourke/The Tenth Commandment [Thou
ego
Dr Albert Hoffman/I share the belief
Friedrich Nietzsche/Whenever I climb I
egocentrism
Bill Maher/Americans don't want privacy.
egotism
Richard Leakey/I would go so
Dan Post/An egotist is a
either-or
Robert Benchley/There may be said
Frederick L. Collins/There are two types
Rudyard Kipling/There are only two
elders
Lincoln 'Ch'igin' Tritt/Our Fire Burns Bright
elections
Richard Milhous Nixon/It is necessary for
George Bernard Shaw/Democracy is a form
electricity
John Cleese/VOOM? Mate, this parrot
Haythum R. Khalid/All power corrupts, but
elephants
Gene Spafford/Usenet is like a
eloquence
Martin Farquhar Tupper/Well-timed silence hath more
email
Rob Hansen/Usenet is just email
emotion
Charlotte Brontë/The human heart has
Rumer Godden/There is an Indian
John Junor/An ounce of emotion
Ring Lardner/How can you write
Mignon McLaughlin/The head never rules
H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the
Blaise Pascal/Le cœur a ses
Kate Reid/Acting is not being
William Butler Yeats/Too long a sacrifice
emotions
Hippocrates/Men ought to know
emptiness
Matthew Dowd/Poverty of the heart
The Invisible Committee/Today the West is
encouragement
John Edward Masefield/Once in a century
enemies
Joseph Campbell/I've lived through the
Dr Thomas Norval Hepburn/Never let yourself hate
enemy
Saul Alinsky/Power is not only
Napoleon Bonaparte/Never interfere with an
Chinese proverb/If thy enemy wrong
Joseph Conrad/You shall judge a
Joseph Heller/The enemy is anybody
Eric Hoffer/You can discover what
Errol Hursh/Though apparently the original
Thomas Jones/Friends may come and
John F. Kennedy/Forgive your enemies, but
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/In the end, we
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/In the end, we
Klingon proverb/Pity the warrior that
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow/If we could read
Niccolo Machiavelli/There is nothing more
Gen. George S. Patton/The object of war
Jean Antoine Petit-Senn/The hatred we bear
Edmond Rostand/Here comes, thank God,
Russian proverb/In this world, not
Author Unknown/Now, now my good
Oscar Wilde/I choose my friends
energy
Daniel Webster/Failure is more frequently
enforcement
Albert Einstein/Nothing is more destructive
engineering
Robert A. Baker/Our journeys to the
Robert A. Heinlein/One man's magic is
Bill Wulf/There is only one
engineers
Harold Livingston/I know engineers. They
enjoyment
Walter Bagehot/The great pleasure in
Russell Baker/People seem to enjoy
Roy Clarke/Seriousness lurks 'round every
Walt Disney/It's kind of fun
Jenny Klein/I can't enjoy a
Groucho Marx/I've had a perfectly
Friedrich Nietzsche/Glaubt es mir! --
Dorothy Parker/Drink and dance and
Donald Culross Peattie/Beauty is excrescence, superabundance,
Sarah/The world is a
William Shakespeare/I have of late
Alexander Smith/Love is but the
Richard Stallman/Standing up to an
Jonathan Swift/May you live all
Author Unknown/GAUDEAMUS IGITUR IUVENES DUM
Author Unknown/Don't cry because it's
Ludwig Wittgenstein/I don't know why
enlightenment
Bruce Lee/A teacher, a good
Bruce Lee/The traditional teacher says,
Rumi/You are another version
entertainment
Groucho Marx/It's not often that
John Muncee/You'll never be able
enthusiasm
Colette/You will do foolish
Dr Thomas Fuller/Zeal without knowledge is
William McFee/The world belongs to
Henry David Thoreau/None is so old
environment
John Culkin/We don't know who
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Bergeron's epitaph for the
environmentalism
Edward Abbey/See one Grand Canyon,
envy
Socrates/He who is not
John Dobbin/I have middle class
Cary Grant/Everyone wants to be
enzymes
Jerome Lettvin/Enzymes are things invented
epitaph
Cato the Elder/After I'm dead I'd
epithets
Muhammad Ali/I ain't got no
equality
Aristotle/The worst form of
George Bancroft/The best government rests
Russell Brand/When I was poor
Meister Eckhart/If I was alone
Italian proverb/After the game the
Irving Kristol/Democracy does not guarantee
George Mitchell/Most nations derive from
John Randolph/I love liberty, I
Author Unknown/Think for yourself and
erections
John Wayne Bobbitt/I don't have any
erotica
Gloria Leonard/The difference between pornography
Author Unknown/People should only make
error
Firesign Theatre/Everything you know is
Stephen Jay Gould/Creation science" has not
Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
John D. Rugge/Regardless of the legal
errors
Eric Sevareid/Better to trust the
escape
E.E. cummings/pity this busy monster,
essence
Mary Baker G. Eddy/Love. What a word!
Isaac Bashevis Singer/God is the sum
eternal_chain
G. Fitch/The chain which can
eternal_life
Gustav Mahler/Auferstehung [Resurrection]
Friedrich Nietzsche/Zarathustras Mitternachtslied [Zarathustra's Midnight
German folk poem/Urlicht [Primeval Light]
eternity
Thomas Carlyle/As the Swiss inscription
Albert Einstein/Politics are for the
Arthur Koestler/Scientists are Peeping Toms
Gustav Mahler/Auferstehung [Resurrection]
ethics
Anonymous/Must there be a
Bertolt Brecht/Grub first, then ethics.
Albert Einstein/A man's ethical behavior
H. Myles Jacob/I went to school
ethnocentrism
Dr M. Scott Peck/Most do not fully
evaluation
Arab proverb/Examine what is said,
evidence
Woody Allen/I am plagued by
W.K. Clifford/It is wrong always,
Thomas L. Creed/Fortunately, the responsibility for
evil
Hannah Arendt/The sad truth is
Edmund Burke/The only thing necessary
Charles Darwin/The assumed instinctive belief
Fyodor Dostoyevski/Nothing is easier than
William Golding/Maybe," he said hesitantly,
William James/There is no worse
Franz Kafka/Evil is whatever distracts.
Walt Kelly/We have met the
H.L. Mencken/Evil is that which
Blaise Pascal/Men never do evil
George Bernard Shaw/Those who understand evil
John Simon/Capitalism is the astounding
Richard Stallman/Standing up to an
Author Unknown/If evil is spoken
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Y a-t-il rien de
Mae West/When choosing between two
Jane Yolen/And for adults, the
evolution
Albert Einstein/The further the spiritual
Martin Gardner/Evolution is as much
Stephen Jay Gould/We must counterpose the
Johnny Hart/If man evolved from
Richard Leakey/I would go so
Konrad Lorenz/I believe I found
H.L. Mencken/Once he had one
Tom Robbins/When freedom is outlawed,
Author Unknown/It is not the
Andrew D. White/I simply try to
evoution
Betty McCollister/It is inconceivable that
Rev. Jimmy Swaggart/Evolution is a bankrupt
example
La Rochefoucauld/Les vieillards aiment à
Mark Twain/To be good is
excellence
Shana Alexander/The sad truth is
Johnny Cash/There are those who
John F. Kennedy/Happiness The full use
Stephen King/It's been my experience
Friedrich Nietzsche/One must be above
Gen. George S. Patton/Do your damnedest in
Henry Van Dyke/Culture is the habit
excess
Anonymous/The biggest detractors of
William Blake/The road of excess
W. Somerset Maugham/Excess on occasion is
Donald Culross Peattie/Beauty is excrescence, superabundance,
Mae West/Too much of a
exclusivity
Aristotle Onassis/The secret of success
excrement
Brian Aldiss/Civilization is the distance
Bill Hicks/I'm so sick of
Thomas Jefferson/The tree of liberty
Men's Room, Linda's Bar/No matter how good
Gene Spafford/Usenet is like a
excuses
A.A. Milne/No doubt Jack the
Eric Roth/Do not make excuses
execution
Aesop/We hang the petty
Anatole France/There is a certain
Don Marquis/If a child shows
George Bernard Shaw/There is no satisfaction
executions
Eli Wallach/Having the critics praise
executive_privilege
Sam Ervin/I'm not going to
executives
John H. Patterson/An executive is a
exercise
Plato/Bodily exercise, when compulsory,
Robert A. Heinlein/Sex without love is
Adam Rifkin/The more bicep curls
exhaustion
George Balanchine/Old people don't get
existence
Protagoras of Abdera/Man is the measure
Woody Allen/I am plagued by
Robert Byrne/The purpose of life
Stephen Crane/A man said to
Quentin Crisp/The very purpose of
René Descartes/COGITO ERGO SUM [ Je
Anatole France/The majority of people,
William Goldman/Life is Pain. Anyone
J.B.S. Haldane/My own suspicion is
Helen Hayes/The hardest years in
Robert A. Heinlein/To be 'matter of
P.D. James/There comes a time
KJV Proverbs XXIII:7/For as he thinketh
Ursula K. LeGuin/What sane person could
Rik Mayall/I don't think, therefore
Flannery O'Connor/Where you've been to
Ross Presser/Life's a bitch, and
Sarah/The world is a
Albert Schweitzer/As soon as man
William Shakespeare/T is the mind
William Shakespeare/I have of late
J. Michael Straczynski/I used to wish
Terence/HOMO SUM HUMANI NIHIL
Author Unknown/A man is what
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We have to continually
Horace Walpole/This world is a
Oscar Wilde/To live is the
Tennessee Williams/Snatching the eternal out
existential
G.I. Gurdjieff/In most of world
existentialism
Steven Wright/I have an existential
exitint
Meister Eckhart/If I was alone
Raynold Gideon/I never had any
Seneca/NULLUM MAGNUM INGENIUM SINE
Author Unknown/I am not bound
William Wordsworth/My heart leaps up
expectations
Anthony Lake/I will try to
Margaret Mitchell/Life's under no obligation
C. Portman/When everything has been
experience
William Blake/The road of excess
Don Bluth/Jenner : I've learned this
Henry George Bohn/Experience is the mother
Jimmy Connors/Experience is a great
Danish proverb/A man does not
Derwood Fincher/Experience is what allows
Benjamin Franklin/Experience keeps a dear
Max Frisch/Technology is the knack
Celia J. Gaines/I have heard that
Frank Herbert/The mystery of life
Aldous Huxley/Experience is not what
Franklin P. Jones/Experience is that marvelous
John Keats/Nothing ever becomes real
John Locke/No man's knowledge here
Don Marquis/An optimist is a
Proverb/Experience is a good
Adam Smith/The man scarce lives
Publilius Syrus/MAGISTER USUS OMNIUM EST
Mark Twain/We should be careful
Mark Twain/There are things a
Abigail Van Buren/If we could sell
Oscar Wilde/Experience is of no
experimentation
Miles Davis/I'll play it [first]
P.D. James/There comes a time
Aldo Leopold/To keep every cog
Franklin Delano Roosevelt/The country needs and,
Author Unknown/Never resist temptation. Try
experiments
William Tiller/One may be able
experts
Niels Bohr/An expert is a
Nicholas Murray Butler/An expert is one
Bernard Malamud/. . . he
Richard Needham/Remember: While the Ark
Laurence J. Peter/An economist is an
Shunryu Suzuki/In the beginner's mind
exploration
Minnie Louise Haskins/And I said to
Herman Melville/It's not down in
extinction
Woody Allen/More than any other
Ed Bluestone/The sooner all the
Barbara Hambly/What I've been through
W. Somerset Maugham/You know, of course,
extraterrestrial
R. Buckminster Fuller/We may be alone.
United States Air Force/As a result of
extraterrestrial_lif
Carl Sagan/I'm often asked the
exuberance
Author Unknown/Transform your inhibitions into
facades
Richard Feynman/For a successful technology,
facts
Miguel de Cervantes/Facts are the enemy
Erich Fromm/If faith cannot be
Aldous Huxley/Facts do not cease
Carl Jung/Even a lie is
John Junor/An ounce of emotion
Charles McCabe/Any clod can have
Jules Henri Poincaré/Science is built up
Oscar Wilde/The æsthetic value of
Frank Lloyd Wright/The truth is more
failure
Mel Brooks/Missed it by that
Winston Churchill/Success is the ability
Cyril Connolly/Youth is a period
Charles Darwin/Whenever I have found
James Dale Davidson/When you subsidise poverty
Thomas Alva Edison/I haven't failed. I've
T.S. Eliot/Some editors are failed
Rev Jerry Falwell/If you're not a
Erich Fromm/There is hardly any
Erich Fromm/The successful revolutionary is
John Kenneth Galbraith/There are times in
Emanuel Geibel/Lehr' nur die Jungen
Dan Greaney/Trying is the first
Schemuel Ha-Nagid/What is it that
Japanese proverb/Fall seven times; stand
Kristin Newman/Steven Hyde [Danny Masterson]:
Ol Parker/The only real failure
J. Danforth Quayle/If we don't succeed,
Theodore Roosevelt/It is hard to
Charles M. Schulz/Sometimes I lie awake
Will Smith/What makes you happy?
Thomas Sowell/Socialism in general has
Author Unknown/I don't know the
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Un ministre est excusable
Wernher Von Braun/Crash programs fail because
Daniel Webster/Failure is more frequently
Oscar Wilde/To have a capacity
Oscar Wilde/What a fuss people
fairness
Hillel/What is hateful to
Eric Hoffer/Fair play is primarily
Harold Kushner/Expecting life to treat
also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as
Chuck Lorre/At thirty-nine years old
The Rotary Club/The "Rotary" four-way test
R.A. Salvatore/Where in the Nine
J. Michael Straczynski/I used to wish
fairy_tales
Hans Christian Andersen/And I, the man,
Clarence Darrow/I don't believe in
Jewish proverb/Don't ask questions of
Mae West/I used to be
Jane Yolen/Fairy tales always have
faith
Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
Steve Allen/As I argued in
Adam Carolla/There's no bigger atheist
Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
Kahlil Gibran/Doubt is a pain
Sidney Hook/It still remains true
Robert G. Ingersoll/Give me the storm
H.L. Mencken/Faith may be defined
Midrash/You doubted Me," God
Friedrich Nietzsche/That faith makes blessed
St Paul/7 . . .
Russian proverb/Pray to God, but
George Bernard Shaw/The fact that a
V.P. Skipper/A kiss: To a
Paul Tillich/If doubt appears, it
fall_of_man
Tertullian/And do you not
fallibility
H.P. Lovecraft/The most merciful thing
false_pride
Henry Rollins/Do you see now
false_teeth
Steven Wright/Some people think George
falsity
Niels Bohr/Two sorts of truth:
falwell
Rev Jerry Falwell/Christians, like slaves and
Rev Jerry Falwell/The idea that religion
Rev Jerry Falwell/The Bible is the
Rev Jerry Falwell/You'll be riding along
Rev Jerry Falwell/If you're not a
Rev Jerry Falwell/He is purple --
Rev Jerry Falwell/AIDS is the wrath
Rev Jerry Falwell/Nothing will motivate conservative
Rev Jerry Falwell/I am such a
Rev Jerry Falwell/You've got to kill
Rev Jerry Falwell/Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.
Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to
Rev Jerry Falwell/I drive a GMC
Rev Jerry Falwell/Grown men should not
Rev Jerry Falwell/I think hell's a
fame
Fred Allen/A celebrity is a
Robert Benchley/It took me 15
Dr Matt Cartmill/As an adolescent I
Winston Churchill/Everyone has his day
George Bernard Shaw/Martyrdom . . .
Kendra Tarket/You know that you've
Andy Warhol/In the future everyone
Oscar Wilde/Between the famous and
familiarity
John Culkin/We don't know who
Honoré de Balzac/Marriage must incessantly contend
Fran Lebowitz/Never allow your child
family
Hans Christian Andersen/Eighty percent of our
Erma Bombeck/To my way of
Andrei Codrescu/The American family today
Quentin Crisp/If Mr Vincent Price
Duke of Windsor Edward/The thing that impresses
Joseph Fields/Estelle Novick : Do you
G/Being straight is a
Paul Goodman/The family is the
E.W. Howe/Every family has a
Mary Karr/Dysfunctional family: any family
Philip Larkin/This Be the Verse
François Rabelais/A mother-in-law dies only
Johan August Strindberg/Sacred family! Thou art
Su Tung-p'o/Families, when a child
Leo Tolstoy/Happy families are all
John Waters/Family" this and "family"
Roger Zelazny/I trusted him like
fanatics
Denis Diderot/Fanaticism is just one
John William Fletcher/Fanaticism is the child
H.L. Mencken/The worst government is
Author Unknown/A fanatic is a
fantasy
Steve Eley/Invisible Pink Unicorns are
Robert A. Heinlein/To be 'matter of
fashion
Victor Hugo/Fashions have done more
fatality
Oscar Wilde/A little sincerity is
fate
Heraclitus of Ephesus/A man's character is
Jeffrey Caine/James Bond : It's too
fathers
Anonymous/When A Father Prays
Bill Cosby/It was because of
Robert Frost/Americans are like a
Thomas Mann/And his heart was
Jerry Seinfeld/Fathers Day: Oh, my
Author Unknown/When I was a
faults
Anatole France/People who have no
Oscar Wilde/None of us can
fear
Praxilla of Sikyon/Under cover
Willard Beecher/Hope is fear of
Mel Brooks/Everything we do in
Meg Cabot/Courage is not the
Gaius Julius Caesar/It is a general
John Cage/I can't understand why
Cyril Connolly/Hate is the consequence
Stephen Crane/I was in the
John Dewey/If one inquires why
Benjamin Disraeli/Fear makes us feel
Ralph Waldo Emerson/It was high counsel
M.C. Escher/I don't use drugs;
Dr Maurice Freehill/Who is more foolish
Edgar Z. Friedenberg/The "teenager" seems to
Kahlil Gibran/And what is fear
André Gide/There are very few
Barbara Hambly/What I've been through
Alfred Hitchcock/I'm not against the
Eric Hoffer/You can discover what
Harry Homes/Ignorance is the mother
Errol Hursh/Though apparently the original
Bruno Jasieńnski/Do not fear your
Don B. Kates Jr/Freud associates retarded sexual
Mercedes Lackey/It's so scary that
Audre Lorde/I realize that if
David Loughery/I have become the
Lucretius/NAM VELUTI PUERI TREPIDANT
Niccolo Machiavelli/It is better to
Peter T. McIntyre/Confidence comes not from
H.L. Mencken/Conscience: the inner voice
Edward R. Murrow/We will not be
Tricia Nixon/You can't underestimate the
P.J. O'Rourke/Better an unfair distribution
Alan Paton/I have one great
Jean Paul/A timid person is
New English Bible Psalm LV:1-7/Listen, O God, to
Michael Rivero/Everyone likes to say
Kenny Rogers/Don't be afraid to
Quintus Curtius Rufus/Fear makes men believe
Bertrand Russell/Men fear thought as
J. Michael Straczynski/If you do not
James Thurber/Let us not look
Joan D. Vinge/I pulled her into
Gary Whitta/Fear is not real.
Marianne Williamson/Our deepest fear is
Peter Yarrow/Day is Done
feeling
Marcel Jouhandeau/Le coeur a ses
Blaise Pascal/Le cœur a ses
Leo Tolstoy/Art is not a
feminism
Roseanne Barr/People say to me,
The Invisible Committee/Patriarchy survives by attributing
P.J. O'Rourke/How much fame, money,
Gloria Steinem/The first problem for
fiction
Tom Clancy/The difference between fiction
Mark Twain/Why shouldn't truth be
fidelity
Hilary B. Price/This is the 90s.
fighting
Barbara Hambly/To kill is to
Stanley Kubrick/Gentlemen, you can't fight
R.A. Salvatore/Where in the Nine
Author Unknown/A fight does not
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/There are plenty of
films
Edward Anhalt/It is inelegant for
Dan Aykroyd/Elwood : It's a hundred
Jeffrey Caine/James Bond : It's too
J.W. Eagan/Never judge a book
G. Fitch/The chain which can
William Goldman/Inconceivable! You use that
Stanley Kubrick/Gentlemen, you can't fight
Steph Lady/I have love in
David Loughery/I have become the
Richard Maibaum/James Bond : What, do
Groucho Marx/Well, Art is Art,
Groucho Marx/Go! And never darken
Groucho Marx/Oh, I know it's
Ted Nelson/Software is best understood
Roman Polanski/Cinema should make you
Noah Stern/The guy just wanted
H.M. Warner/Who the hell wants
Kevin Williamson/Movies don't make psychopaths.
fire
Comte de Bussy Roger de Rabutin/Absence is to love
Dr Thomas Fuller/Zeal without knowledge is
Horace/It is your business
first_love
Mary Wilson Little/A youth with his
fish
Chinese proverb/Give a man a
Irina Dunn/A woman needs a
William Faulkner/My mother is a
W.C. Fields/A dead fish can
W.C. Fields/I don't drink water.
Benjamin Franklin/A countryman between two
Kin Hubbard/No one can feel
Tim Mefford/If you don't shoot
James Reston/A newspaper column, like
Andy Warhol/Two people kissing look
fishermen
Arthur M. Binstead/The most serious doubt
fishing
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Beauty without grace is
Henry David Thoreau/Time is but the
flag
Francis Bellamy/I pledge allegiance to
flattery
Adlai Stevenson/Flattery is all right
fleas
Stanislaw J. Lec/Thoughts, like fleas, jump
flexibility
Angeles Arrien/All spiritual paths have
Ambrose Bierce/Ambidextrous (adj.): Able to
Joseph Brackett Jr/Tis the gift to
A.J. Constance/It's not hard to
Herbert Gerjuoy/The new education must
Bruce Lee/To understand and live
Frederick Rolfe/People who can't change
Alvin Toffler/The illiterate of the
Author Unknown/A fanatic is a
flight
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two
flooding
Chinese proverb/No individual raindrop ever
flow-chart
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The flow chart is
flowers
Tom Wilson/You can complain because
flying
Douglas Adams/There is an art
folk-dancing
Sir Arnold Bax/You should make a
folly
George Bernard Shaw/A fool's brain digests
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Qu'est-ce que la tolérance?
food
Joey Adams/If it weren't for
Woody Allen/Why does man kill?
Brendan Behan/The most important things
Erma Bombeck/In general my children
Ellen Degeneres/I really don't think
W.C. Fields/I like children, if
Robert Fuoss/It would be nice
Mahatma Gandhi/There are people in
Shirley Gordon/Everything you eat is
Hakushu Kitahara/I have bought bread
Fran Lebowitz/Ask your child what
Martin Luther/Warum furzet und rülpset
Samuel Marchbanks/I find that the
Dorothy Parker/The sweeter the apple,
George Bernard Shaw/There is no sincerer
George Bernard Shaw/The thought of 2000
foolishness
John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
Stewart Brand/Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
Colette/You will do foolish
Roald Dahl/A little nonsense now
Charles Dickens/It was the best
Bertrand Russell/The fact that an
Author Unknown/There's a fine line
Oscar Wilde/God filled thee with
fools
Thucydides/The Nation that makes
African proverb/Only a fool tests
Anonymous/The world is filled
Ambrose Bierce/Education (n.): That which
Ambrose Bierce/History (n.): An account,
Samuel Butler/Any fool can tell
Lord Byron/He who will not
Dale Carnegie/Any fool can criticize,
Charles Caleb Colton/He that dies a
Charles Caleb Colton/Examinations are formidable even
Tom J. Connelly/He who asks a
Albert Einstein/Before God we are
Albert Einstein/Any intelligent fool can
Anatole France/If fifty million people
Benjamin Franklin/Experience keeps a dear
Max Gluckman/A science is any
Heinrich Heine/There are more fools
Ecclesiastes IX:16-18/Et dicebam ego, meliorem
Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
Abraham Lincoln/You can fool all
H.L. Mencken/A man may be
J. Robert Oppenheimer/The foolish man seeks
Samuel Palmer/Wise men make proverbs,
William Somerville/Banish those vermin of
Leo Daniel Stein/The wise man questions
Adlai Stevenson/There was a time
Jonathan Swift/As blushing will sometimes
Henry David Thoreau/Any fool can make
Mark Twain/Religion was born when
Author Unknown/Keep your mouth shut
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Il est bien malaisé
Mae West/He who hesitates is
football
Ambrose Bierce/Academy (n.): A modern
Lewis Black/The Super Bowl] destroyed
Author Unknown/Repel them. Repel them.
forbidden
Carol Leigh/What kind of society
foreboding
Raymond Chandler/The streets were dark
forgetfulness
John F. Kennedy/Forgive your enemies, but
Madame Swetchine/Kindness causes us to
Bill Watterson/I let my mind
forgiveness
St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
French Proverb/Tout comprendre c'est tout
Heinrich Heine/Dieu me pardonnera. C'est
Thomas à Kempis/Know all and you
John F. Kennedy/Forgive your enemies, but
Anne Lamott/Not forgiving is like
H.L. Mencken/If, after I depart
Christina G. Rossetti/Better by far you
George Bernard Shaw/Those who understand evil
Lewis B. Smedes/To forgive is to
Oscar Wilde/The public is wonderfully
formality
David E. Lundstrom/All the good computer
fortune
Hippocrates/Men ought to know
Sophocles/No one loves the
Omni Magazine slogan (first/The meek shall inherit
Edward Abbey/See one Grand Canyon,
Douglas Adams/In the beginning I
Douglas Adams/Life is wasted on
Henry B. Adams/Philosophy: unintelligible answers to
John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
Spiro Agnew/If you've seen one
Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
Steve Allen/As I argued in
Woody Allen/More than any other
Woody Allen/I am plagued by
American proverb/Words must be weighed,
Hans Christian Andersen/So the Emperor went
anonymous/Time is an illusion
anonymous/Dont lose your head
Isaac Asimov/Humanity has the stars
George Atkins/Eenie meenie, chili beanie,
David Baker/Proper attention to Earthly
Robert A. Baker/Our journeys to the
Tallulah Bankhead/Nobody can be exactly
Francis Bellamy/I pledge allegiance to
L.V. Berkner/Human society -- man
Barry L. Beyerstein/Prevalent beliefs that knowledge
Barry L. Beyerstein/Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary
Barry L. Beyerstein/In arguing that current
Ambrose Bierce/What is worth doing
Otto von Bismarck/A little caution outflanks
Robert Bloch/Mind your own business,
Ed Bluestone/The sooner all the
Ashleigh Brilliant/I waited and waited,
Ashleigh Brilliant/Try to be the
Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't lie to
Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't ask me
Ashleigh Brilliant/If you can't learn
Ashleigh Brilliant/I don't have any
Ashleigh Brilliant/Maybe I'm lucky to
Ashleigh Brilliant/To be sure of
David Brin/Fiery energy lanced out,
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The hypothesis:
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/How does a project
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The tar pit of
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/All programmers are optimists.
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The flow chart is
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The programmer, like the
James Cameron/Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver):
John W. Campbell/Pioneering basically amounts to
Albert Camus/Intellectuel = celui qui
Robert F. Capon/The world looks as
Al Capone/When I sell liquor,
Tom Cargill/The first 90 percent
Jim Carrey/Imitation is the sincerest
Lewis Carroll/Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "If
Jimmy Carter/I will never lie
Graham Chapman/Mrs Big Nose (Gwen
Graham Chapman/I think all right-thinking
G.K. Chesterton/Father Brown, to Flambeau]:
Lucinda Childs/I was in this
Winston Churchill/Never trust a man
Winston Churchill/I hate [Nazis] because
Winston Churchill/There are a terrible
Winston Churchill/Occasionally he stumbled over
Arthur C. Clarke/One of the biggest
Prof. R. Clausius/The entropy of the
W.K. Clifford/It is wrong always,
Michael Collins/If you'll excuse me
Michael Collins/Our journey toward the
Confucius/Recognizing that you know
Calvin Coolidge/When a great many
Alan Coult/The flush toilet is
Norman Cousins/I cannot affirm God
Norman Cousins/We may not be
William Cowper/To follow foolish precedents,
Alex Cox/The life of a
Thomas L. Creed/Fortunately, the responsibility for
Joe Crowe/Sometimes, too long is
John Culkin/We don't know who
Edward Dahlberg/It takes a long
Clarence Darrow/The best that we
Miles Davis/I'll play it [first]
Jean-Pierre de Caussade/So we follow our
Edmond de Goncourt/Un livre n'est jamais
Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
John Dewey/If one inquires why
John Dewey/In the broad and
Gordon R. Dickson/Some people like my
Bo Diddley/Don't let your mouth
E.W. Dijkstra/GOTO Statement Considered Harmful
Peter Drucker/Here I am, fifty-eight,
Dutch Proverb/Een schip op het
Harry Eagar/The book is worth
George Alec Effinger/It is not well
Albert Einstein/The further the spiritual
Albert Einstein/The more a man
Dwight D. Eisenhower/We are going to
T.S. Eliot/Birth, copulation and death.
David Ellis/Fourth Law of Thermodymanics:
Julius J. Epstein/Might as well be
M.C. Escher/He who wonders discovers
Rev Jerry Falwell/We're fighting against humanism,
William Faulkner/My mother is a
Henry Fielding/What is vice today
Henry Fielding/Love and scandal are
James Finke/The personal computer market
Firesign Theatre/Everything you know is
Firesign Theatre/I think we're all
Firesign Theatre/How can you be
Firesign Theatre/Live or die, I'll
Firesign Theatre/Yes, some uncomplicated peoples
Firesign Theatre/This is an awesome
Joseph Fischer/Sex is hereditary. If
Redd Foxx/Beauty is only skin
Benjamin Franklin/We must indeed all
Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of
R. Buckminster Fuller/The end move in
R. Buckminster Fuller/Fuller's Law of Cosmic
George Gallup/I could prove God
Martin Gardner/Evolution is as much
Martin Gardner/It is sad to
Bill Gates/Software suppliers are trying
J. Paul Getty/The meek shall inherit
Kahlil Gibran/Doubt is a pain
William Gibson/I put the shotgun
Allen Ginsberg/America, how can I
Gordon L. Glegg/At first sight, the
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Was man nicht versteht,
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Auch das Unnatürlichste ist
Oliver Goldsmith/Every absurdity has now
Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues
Barry Goldwater/I think every good
Samuel Goldwyn/I had a monumental
Stephen Jay Gould/We must counterpose the
Stephen Jay Gould/Creation science" has not
Francisco Goya/La fantasia abandonada de
Doctor Graper/I may kid around
Emmett Grogan/Anything anybody can say
Sidney Harris/Six years for possession
Greg Hawkes/Life's the same, except
D.O. Hebb/Modern psychology takes completely
Donald Hebb/If something's not worth
Robert A. Heinlein/I believe . .
Tony Hendra/The universe is laughing
Frank Herbert/The mystery of life
Jack Herman/I'm sick of being
C.A.R. Hoare/The clothes have no
Dr Albert Hoffman/The characteristic property of
Dr Albert Hoffman/I share the belief
Dr Albert Hoffman/Deliberate provocation of mystical
Dr Albert Hoffman/I believe that if
George Holyoake/This I have learned
Sidney Hook/It still remains true
J. Edgar Hoover/I regret to say
J. Edgar Hoover/Justice merely is incidental
Kin Hubbard/No one can feel
Thomas Huxley/History shows that the
J. Baldwin. BuckyWorks: Buckminster Fuller's Ideas for Today /Real wealth can only
Thomas Jefferson/Money, and not morality,
Thomas Jefferson/Where a new invention
Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
Thomas Jefferson/The day will come
Thomas Jefferson/Let us, then, fellow
Thomas Jefferson/They [preachers] dread the
Lyndon B. Johnson/I do not think
Rabbi Meir Kahane/The Messiah will come.
John Keats/Nothing ever becomes real
Hellen Keller/College isn't the place
John F. Kennedy/I believe in an
Ken Kesey/Take what you can
Morris Kingston/To err is human,
Bill Kirchenbaum/What do you call
Herman Kirchenhoffer/His heart was yours
Melvin Konner/Well, you see, [the
Joseph Wood Krutch/A skepticism pointing to
David Lammers/Most people exhibit what
Bert Lantz/If it ain't broke,
T.K. Lawson/There is a time
Richard Leakey/I would go so
Karl Lehenbauer/There are bugs and
Karl Lehenbauer/My computer can beat
Karl Lehenbauer/UNIX: Some say the
Karl Lehenbauer/Weekends were made for
Karl Lehenbauer/e-credibility: the non-guaranteeable likelihood
Aldo Leopold/To keep every cog
David Letterman/New York . .
Dr Roger Levian/The fault lies not
C.S. Lewis/That is the key
John Lilly/In the province of
Abraham Lincoln/The Lord prefers common-looking
Abraham Lincoln/The Bible is not
John Lions/On our campus the
Harold Livingston/I know engineers. They
H.P. Lovecraft/The most merciful thing
Bernard Lovell/The challenge of space
Robert Lowell/If we see a
David E. Lundstrom/All the good computer
René Magritte/Un objet ne fait
Michael Maltese/The Ranger isn't gonna
Cheech Marin/I just thought of
Ann Marion/We want to fashion
Groucho Marx/It's not often that
W. Somerset Maugham/You know, of course,
Betty McCollister/It is inconceivable that
Peter Medawar/If a person (a)
H.L. Mencken/Faith may be defined
H.L. Mencken/Christian theology, like every
H.L. Mencken/The notion that science
H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the
H.L. Mencken/There is, in fact,
H.L. Mencken/Once he had one
James A. Michener/My own life has
Midrash/You doubted Me," God
Ashley Montagu/Science has proof without
Montaigne/Stability itself is nothing
Joe Mullally/I judge a religion
Friedrich Nietzsche/These Dionysiac stirrings which,
Richard Milhous Nixon/If you think the
Richard Milhous Nixon/It is necessary for
Richard Milhous Nixon/Sure there are dishonest
Tricia Nixon/You can't underestimate the
Oliver North/I'll tell you right
Ric Ocasek/Purple hum, assorted cars
Ovid/ADDE PARVUM PARVO MAGNUS
Ovid/There is no such
Thomas Paine/Of all the tyrannies
Thomas Paine/I do not believe
Dorothy Parker/Take care of the
Blaise Pascal/Les choses valent tousjours
Louis Pasteur/Dans le champs de
Irene Peter/Just because everything is
Colin Pittendrigh/Largely because it is
C. Portman/When everything has been
Proverbs 26:27/Whoso diggeth a pit
Zygmundt R./You know why there
Joey Ramone/Lack of skill dictates
Dennis Rawlins/Those who believe in
Ronald Reagan/A tree is a
Lou Reed/Her life was saved
Quentin Reynolds/It is a rather
Little Richard/Its not the size
Will Rogers/Tilt this country on
Hugh Romney/The whole earth is
Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,
Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
Eleanor Roosevelt/Spiritual leadership should remain
Franklin Delano Roosevelt/The country needs and,
Billy Rose/Never invest in anything
John D. Rugge/Regardless of the legal
Damon Runyon/The race is not
Hassan-i Sabbah/Nothing is true. Everything
Carl Sagan/I believe that part
Carl Sagan/I maintain there is
Carl Sagan/I'm often asked the
Carl Sagan/Another writer again agreed
Edna St Vincent Millay/It's not true that
Harrison H. Schmitt/What does it take
Dr Martin Schwarzschild/The idea of man
Seneca/NON REFERT QUAM MULTOS
William Shakespeare/Glendower : I can call
George Bernard Shaw/Martyrdom . . .
Arthur Sheekman/You're fighting for this
Percy Bysshe Shelley/Truth has always been
David Sherwin/Revolution is the opium
Dave Sim/Falling in love makes
Adam Smith/The man scarce lives
Sydney Smith/There is an event
William Somerville/Banish those vermin of
Robert D. Specht/Under any conditions, anywhere,
Henry Spencer/Those who do not
Dr Benjamin Spock/Like my parents, I
Leslie Stephen/If atheism is to
Leslie Stephen/Why, when no honest
Leslie Stephen/Gentlemen . . .
Theodore Sturgeon/Sturgeon's Revelation: Ninety percent
William Graham Sumner/As soon as A
Stanley Sutton/We can't schedule an
Rev. Jimmy Swaggart/Evolution is a bankrupt
Michael Swanwick/This was the ultimate
Harry L. Swartzberg/The Swartzberg Test:
Jonathan Swift/There is nothing in
Publilius Syrus/MAGISTER USUS OMNIUM EST
Tertullian/And do you not
Henry David Thoreau/If you see a
Henry David Thoreau/That man is the
James Thurber/He who hesitates is
William Tiller/One may be able
Paul Tillich/If doubt appears, it
Leo Tolstoy/The rich will do
Arnold J. Toynbee/Civilization is a movement
Harry S. Truman/He'll sit here and
Mark Twain/I . . .
United States Air Force/As a result of
Author Unknown/Youth is such a
Author Unknown/Faire de la bonne
Author Unknown/Drawing on my fine
Author Unknown/Many are called, few
Author Unknown/The decision doesn't have
Author Unknown/Time is nature's way
Author Unknown/Money talks, but all
Author Unknown/How do you make
Author Unknown/How do you make
Author Unknown/What can a pigeon
Author Unknown/What can a pigeon
Author Unknown/Honest Officer, had I
Author Unknown/Things are more like
Author Unknown/Military intelligence is a
Author Unknown/It was always thus;
Author Unknown/All I kin say
Author Unknown/Law of Computability Applied
Author Unknown/Laws of Computer Programming
Author Unknown/I'd give my right
Author Unknown/Bradley's Bromide:
Author Unknown/You don't have to
Author Unknown/God runs electromagnetics on
Author Unknown/There is no remedy
Author Unknown/Any given program, when
Author Unknown/Tell a man that
Author Unknown/Sex is like snow
Author Unknown/What matters is not
Author Unknown/Love is a matter
Author Unknown/I really hate this
Author Unknown/Repel them. Repel them.
Author Unknown/Harrison's Postulate:
Author Unknown/Mr Cole's Axiom:
Author Unknown/To steal from one
Author Unknown/We're here to give
Author Unknown/There is no statute
Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
Author Unknown/If you want to
Author Unknown/Parkinson's Law : Work expands
unsourced, attribution (highly) questionable/If Karl, instead of
Harold Urey/There is nothing so
Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le doute n'est pas
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Qu'est-ce que la tolérance?
George Wallace/I've seen many politicians
George Washington/The government of the
Roger Waters/You better stay home
Ken Weaver/Burnt Sienna. Thats the
Daniel Webster/Failure is more frequently
William H. Webster/Behind all the political
Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses
Mae West/I see myself as
Andrew D. White/I simply try to
Alfred North Whitehead/Civilization advances by extending
Alfred North Whitehead/There is now no
Alfred North Whitehead/The vigor of civilized
Oscar Wilde/We are all in
Oscar Wilde/America has been discovered
Robin Williams/To be, or what?
Roger Williams/God requireth not a
Tennessee Williams/The mistake you make
John Williamson/Anyone can hate. it
Richard A. Woehlke/Nothing is done until
Steven Wright/Some people think George
Steven Wright/Someone sent me a
Steven Wright/You can't have everything.
Steven Wright/I stayed up all
Steven Wright/You know that feeling
Steven Wright/I came home the
Yoruba/He who shits on
Frank Zappa/Don't eat the yellow
Frank Zappa/Kill Ugly Radio
Frank Zappa/There's a big difference
Robert Zemeckis/I'm gonna cut you
Zig Ziglar/Your attitude determines your
M. Zimmerman/Zimmerman's Law of Complaints:
fortune_telling
Herman Kirchenhoffer/His heart was yours
foundation
P.L. Travers/We cannot have the
fragility
Emily Dickinson/Go Not Too Near
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Bergeron's epitaph for the
free_speech
Adlai Stevenson/My definition of a
free_will
Noam Chomsky/As soon as questions
freedom
Epictetus/TANTUM ERUDITI SUNT LIBERI
Abbvie/Digitas Health/Nothing is everything.
Samuel Adams/If ye love wealth
Dean Alfange/A Creed for Young
Henri-Frédéric Amiel/Order means light and
Nels Anderson/Who hasn't felt that
Anonymous/The prosecutor declared that
Anonymous/It's always nice to
Rowan Atkinson/I had a strange
George Bancroft/The best government rests
Charles A. Beard/You need only reflect
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two
Russell Brand/True freedom cannot be
Russell Brand/We are animals. We
Louis Dembitz Brandeis/The greatest dangers to
Elaine Brown/They came for the
Lord Byron/Who would be free
Albert Camus/Liberty is the right
George Carlin/Well, if crime fighters
Cicero/There is nothing more
Roy Clarke/Seriousness lurks 'round every
Eugene Victor Debs/While there is a
William O. Douglas/The American Government is
William O. Douglas/Oppression, like darkness, does
Frederick Douglass/Those who profess to
Frederick Douglass/If there is no
W.E.B. Du Bois/The cost of liberty
Peter Fonda/George Hanson : You know,
E.M. Forster/We are willing enough
Benjamin Franklin/Free people write books.
Stephen Fry/There was still a
Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it
Bob Geldof/It is in particular
Kahlil Gibran/Pleasure is a freedom
Terry Gilliam/Governments are really keen
Michael Glouberman/I think it's my
Graham Greene/Heresy is only another
Robert A. Heinlein/I am free, no
Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
Robert A. Heinlein/You can have peace.
Patrick Henry/Is life so dear,
Eric Hoffer/When people are free
Eric Hoffer/When freedom destroys order,
New International Version I Corinthians X:29/For why should my
Thomas Jefferson/Under the law of
Thomas Jefferson/We hold these truths
Thomas Jefferson/In every country and
Thomas Jefferson/The tree of liberty
John F. Kennedy/So, let us not
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/Freedom is never voluntarily
Baron Lane/Loss of freedom seldom
Emma Lazarus/The New Colossus
Bruce Lee/A teacher, a good
James Lileks/Security and liberty are
Jack London/He led a lost
Jason Love/What we could really
George Lucas/So this is how
James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
Tim May/National borders aren't even
Terence McKenna/If the words 'life,
H.L. Mencken/The trouble with fighting
Paul Monash/JUDD
Pastor Martin Niemöller/First they came for
J. Robert Oppenheimer/We do not believe
George Orwell/Unpopular ideas can be
William Pitt/Necessity is the plea
John Randolph/I love liberty, I
Michael Rivero/Stopping terrorism is simple.
Tom Robbins/When freedom is outlawed,
Stephen Schwartz/Rivers belong where they
Eric Sevareid/The bigger the information
Edward Snowden/Privacy isn't about something
Edward Snowden/Privacy isn't about something
Alexander Solzhenitsyn/Just understand one thing
Adlai Stevenson/My definition of a
Adlai Stevenson/A free society is
J. Michael Straczynski/Liberty is always at
S.G. Tallentyre/I disapprove of what
Margaret Thatcher/More than they wanted
Henry David Thoreau/Disobedience is the true
P.L. Travers/We cannot have the
Dalton Trumbo/All men lose when
Author Unknown/Transform your inhibitions into
Author Unknown/Jesus said, "Why do
Author Unknown/Men fight for freedom;
Henry Van Dyke/Self is the only
Lemuel K. Washburn/The cross everywhere is
freedom_of_press
Dr William Ellery Channing/The cry has been
Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais/As long as I
freedom_of_speech
John Perry Barlow/On the Internet, the
Charles Bradlaugh/Better a thousandfold abuse
Lenny Bruce/Take away the right
Dr William Ellery Channing/The cry has been
Anthony Kennedy/The First Amendment is
Søren Kierkegaard/Aren't people absurd! They
Thurgood Marshall/If the First Amendment
Eric Sevareid/I have never quite
freshness
Henri Matisse/I would like to
friends
Clarence Darrow/The best that we
friendship
Aristotle/What is a friend?
Ludwig von Beethoven/Friends applaud, the Comedy
Augustine Birrell/Friendship is a word,
Confucius/Silence is the true
Joseph Conrad/As in political so
Joseph Conrad/You shall judge a
Dinah Maria Mulock Craik/Oh, the comfort --
Joanna Crawford/They're around, our friends
Ed Cunningham/Friends are those rare
Ralph Waldo Emerson/A friend is a
Charles J. Finger/In our occidental society
Harry Emerson Fosdick/No man is the
Fuller/Acount him thy real
David 'Dave' Tyson Gentry/True friendship comes when
Raynold Gideon/I never had any
June Goodwin/That smile
Amanda Grier/A friend is someone,
Thomas Jones/Friends may come and
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/In the end, we
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/In the end, we
Lao Tzu/Being deeply loved by
Stephen Lord/Sometimes in the night,
Xavier Mayne/However displeasing to the
Mignon McLaughlin/I'm always there to
Richard Barham Middleton/I must be content
Montaigne/We are not here
Dorothy Law Nolte/If a child lives
Dorothy Parker/A girl's best friend
Plutarch/I don't need a
Sydney Smith/Life is to be
Henry David Thoreau/The language of Friendship
Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
Walt Whitman/It is to the
Oscar Wilde/Laughter is not at
Percival Christopher Wren/The love of a
frowning
Winston Churchill/I hate [Nazis] because
Bill Hicks/People come up to
frugality
Bo Diddley/Don't let your mouth
Ken Kesey/Take what you can
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We could have saved
frustration
Graham Chapman/I think all right-thinking
Jennifer Hart/Long separated by cruel
Gregg Mettler/Frickin' girls. Yeah, if
Author Unknown/It's frustrating when you
Author Unknown/Just when I was
Author Unknown/I really hate this
Oscar Wilde/In this world there
fulfillment
Harold Ramis/You can never get
fulfilment
after St John 19:30 unknown/Der Held aus Juda
fun
Bion of Borysthenes/Boys throw rocks at
Noël Coward/The only way to
funamentalism
Andy Kindler/The only people who
fundamentalism
Jiddu Krishnamurti/There's a seeker born
funerals
Yogi Berra/Always go to other
Chauncey Depew/I get my exercise
Mark Shepherd/Funerals are for the
Author Unknown/No matter how great
fur
Joan Rivers/The nearest I ever
futility
Jennifer Celotta/You show me a
Stephen Crane/I saw a man
T.S. Eliot/In my beginning is
William Ralph Inge/It is useless for
The Invisible Committee/Today the West is
Jack London/He led a lost
Flannery O'Connor/Where you've been to
future
Isaac Asimov/Humanity has the stars
James Baldwin/The future is like
Ray Bradbury/I don't try to
Russell Brand/I can't see into
Daniel Burnham/Make no little plans.
George Carlin/There's no present. There's
Danish proverb/Prediction is very difficult,
Albert Einstein/I never think of
André Gide/In order to be
J.B.S. Haldane/My own suspicion is
Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./No mind is much
Alan Kay/The best way to
Graham Linehan/I used to think
Francis Maguire/The Strange Child
KJV Matthew VI:34/Take therefore no thought
W. Somerset Maugham/The passing moment is
Barbara Morgan/. . . as
Friedrich Nietzsche/O brethren, I consecrate
Eugene O'Neill/There is no present
Thomas Paine/When we are planning
Eleanor Roosevelt/The future belongs to
Paul Valéry/Nowadays the future isn't
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/The most important thing
Alan Watts/I have realized that
Alan Watts/I have realised that
Daniel Webster/If we work upon
gambling
Albert Einstein/God does not play
W.C. Fields/Horse sense is a
Wilson Mizner/Gambling: The sure way
Damon Runyon/The race is not
games
Fran Lebowitz/Children are the most
Steven Wright/I stayed up all
gangs
Author Unknown/Honest Officer, had I
gardening
Frank Lloyd Wright/A doctor can bury
gay_lib_intergen_his
Xavier Mayne/However displeasing to the
gender
Straton of Sardis/Strato/Boys are a labyrinth
Woody Allen/Sex between a man
Marcel Archard/Women like silent men.
Alan Ball/Men are like linoleum.
Tallulah Bankhead/It's the good girls
Lord Beaverbrook/Buy old masters. They
Alan Beck/A girl is Innocence
Ambrose Bierce/Beauty (n.): the power
Ambrose Bierce/Woman would be more
Honoré de Balzac/The duration of passion
Chauncey Depew/A pessimist is a
Catherine Dimenstein/She's very quiet, but
Irina Dunn/A woman needs a
Jimmy Durante/Home cooking. Where many
Nora Ephron/Beware of men who
Evan Esar/A girl with a
Henry Fielding/He, in a few
W.C. Fields/A man without a
W.C. Fields/A woman drove me
W.C. Fields/All the men in
F. Scott Fitzgerald/He was one of
Zsa Zsa Gabor/The best way to
Zsa Zsa Gabor/Diamonds are a girl's
Oliver Goldsmith/Girls like to be
Eddie Gorodetsky/You can't keep Jake
Terry Grossman/It is not easy
Robert A. Heinlein/Women and Cats do
Garrison Keillor/That's the news from
Rudyard Kipling/A woman is only
Gypsy Rose Lee/Men aren't attracted to
Jay Leno/The biggest difference between
Jason Love/Men are hit by
Clare Boothe Luce/Because I am a
Clare Boothe Luce/Thoughts have no sex.
Groucho Marx/On the old You
Groucho Marx/Anyone who says he
Groucho Marx/Behind every successful man
Groucho Marx/A man is as
Groucho Marx/Only one man in
Men's Room, Linda's Bar/No matter how good
H.L. Mencken/Bachelors have consciences. Married
H.L. Mencken/Happiness is peace after
H.L. Mencken/Husband -- One who
H.L. Mencken/Husbands never become good;
H.L. Mencken/Misogynist: A man who
H.L. Mencken/No matter how much
H.L. Mencken/On one issue at
H.L. Mencken/Women do not like
Friedrich Nietzsche/Woman was God's second
Chester Nimitz/A ship is always
Aristotle Onassis/If women didn't exist,
P.J. O'Rourke/How much fame, money,
Dorothy Parker/A girl's best friend
Dorothy Parker/Men seldom make passes
Dorothy Parker/I require only three
Don Quinn/A bachelor is a
Pierre-Auguste Renoir/I consider that women
Leo C. Rosten/I learned that only
Helen Rowland/To a woman the
Helen Rowland/Love: woman's eternal spring
Françoise Sagan/A dress makes no
Arthur Sheekman/You're fighting for this
V.P. Skipper/A kiss: To a
Gloria Steinem/Some women and men
Wallace Stevens/A poet looks at
Adlai Stevenson/Accuracy is to a
Stephen Stills/There are three things
J. Michael Straczynski/Worst case of testosterone
Tertullian/And do you not
James Thurber/I think that maybe
Author Unknown/An after-dinner speech should
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Freud said he didn't
Mae West/When women go wrong,
Shelley Winters/After three times, I
Tom Wolfe/Over the past ten
Women's restroom, Dick's Last/A Woman's Rule of
generations
English proverb/If you wish to
generosity
St Augustine of Hippo/Give to every man,
Shirley Gordon/The only things you
Sydney J. Harris/People who think they're
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow/Give what you have;
genitalia
M.A. Arthur Trewby/Except for the purpose
John Wayne Bobbitt/I don't have any
Elbridge Gerry/A standing army is
Author Unknown/What matters is not
Robin Williams/God gave you a
genius
Henri-Frédéric Amiel/Doing easily what others
Dr Nancy C. Andreasen/Some people see things
Charles Farrar Browne/We wish genius and
Edward George Bulwer-Lytton/Talent does what it
Calvin Coolidge/Nothing in the world
Edmond de Goncourt/Un livre n'est jamais
Charles Dickens/Eccentricities of genius.
Alexandre Dumas/Une chose qui m'humilie
Albert Einstein/Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses
Albert Einstein/Any intelligent fool can
Max Gluckman/A science is any
Elbert Hubbard/Genius may have its
Oscar Levant/What the world needs
Georg Lichtenberg/Everyone is a genius
Seneca/NULLUM MAGNUM INGENIUM SINE
Jonathan Swift/When a true genius
gentleness
Charles Dickens/Have a heart that
Will Durant/Those who have suffered
St Paul/7 . . .
Theodore Roosevelt/I want to see
geography
Paul Rodriguez/Sometimes I think war
ghosts
George Atkins/Eenie meenie, chili beanie,
La Rochefoucauld/Il est du véritable
gifted
Sam Austin/Homosexuality is God's way
girdles
R.S. Knapp/Plots are like girdles.
girls
Alan Beck/A girl is Innocence
Oliver Goldsmith/Girls like to be
giving
Calvin Coolidge/Nothing in the world
gj_adds
Abbvie/Digitas Health/Nothing is everything.
Steve Allen/Tragedy plus time equals
George Atkins/Narrator : Fearless Leader here?
Billy Connolly World Tour/I've never grown up.
Victor Borge/As I was walking
Bobby Bowden/If somebody mistreats you,
Bobby Bowden/I guess I'll retire
Bobby Bowden/I won't miss coaching.
Ray Bradbury/The ability to "fantasize"
Louis D. Brandeis/The makers of our
Chuang Tzu/Take for instance, a
Kenneth Clark/I hold a number
Roy Clarke/Seriousness lurks 'round every
Mason Cooley/Creativity makes a leap,
Noël Coward/The only way to
Albert Einstein/Don't believe every quote
Rev Jerry Falwell/If you want to
S.J. Father Strickland/A man may do
Doris Kearns Goodwin/That's what History does
Christopher Hassall/Why waste a moment
Maude Howey/If one of them
Maude Howey/If one of them
Rudyard Kipling/Smells are surer than
Tom Leopold/Love makes its own
Chuck Lorre/From its inception, our
Chuck Lorre/Bite the hand that
Thomas Babington Macaulay/We know no spectacle
Charlie Mackesy/What's the bravest thing
Xavier Mayne/However displeasing to the
Zack Mulligan/Your whole life society
Kadir Nelson/I would challenge everyone
Larry Niven/Writers who write for
Larry Niven/There is no cause
Ray Noble/Good night, sweetheart, sleep
Tracy Poust/You guys can never
Requiem Mass/IN PARADISUM DEDUCANT ANGELI br>
Franklin Delano Roosevelt/Flaming youth has become
Father Leo O'Donovan. SJ/There is a power
Gertrude Stein/Let me recite what
Wilhelm Stekel/There are no monosexual
Robert Louis Stevenson/If your morals make
Author Unknown/Pain is weakness leaving
Author Unknown/People arent even dating
Author Unknown/Homosexuals are just like
Author Unknown/No matter how great
Author Unknown/Never think that what
after St John 19:30 unknown/Der Held aus Juda
unknown]/Fall in love not
Gore Vidal/I was asked if
Andy Warhol/In the future everyone
Mae West/I feel like a
Oscar Wilde/The good ended happily,
Jeanette Winterson/Why be happy when
William Witherspoon/What Becomes of the
glasses
Dorothy Parker/Men seldom make passes
glory
Napoleon Bonaparte/Glory is fleeting, but
gnothe
Albert Einstein/Unthinking respect for authority
Albert Einstein/Never do anything against
Albert Einstein/I believe, on the
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Do not follow where
André Gide/Know thyself" - a
Raynold Gideon/I never had any
Ernest Hemingway/The world breaks everyone
Thomas Jefferson/Under the law of
John F. Kennedy/So, let us not
Margaret Mead/If we are to
Montaigne/Diversity is the one
William Wordsworth/My heart leaps up
goals
Henry Ford/Obstacles are those frightful
gods
Aristotle/The gods too are
Euripides/Do we, holding that
Joseph Campbell/A god outgrown becomes
Eldridge Cleaver/All the gods are
Cyril Connolly/Those whom the gods
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some
Robert A. Heinlein/Men rarely (if ever)
Christopher Marlowe/His looks do menace
Montaigne/Man is certainly stark
Ovid/It's useful that there
Henry Rollins/Do you see now
gold_rag
St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
Friedrich Nietzsche/For once more will
Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
golden_rule
Hillel/What is hateful to
also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as
golf
Florence King/Golf is an exercise
good
Hannah Arendt/The sad truth is
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le mieux est l'ennemi
Jane Yolen/And for adults, the
good_deeds
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Un ministre est excusable
good_examples
Mark Twain/Few things are harder
goodness
Ivan Illich/The compulsion to do
George Orwell/On the whole human
Mark Twain/To be good is
Oscar Wilde/Individualism does not come
gossip
Errol Flynn/It isn't what they
Lucille S. Harper/The nice thing about
Oscar Wilde/Mrs Chevely is one
government
Samuel Adams/It does not require
Freda Adler/Stripped of ethical rationalizations
Ardashir/Religion and kingship are
Les Aspin/If you give Congress
George Bancroft/The best government rests
Lord Beveridge/Ignorance is an evil
Ambrose Bierce/History (n.): An account,
Otto von Bismarck/Universal suffrage is the
Bertolt Brecht/The law was made
Henry Brougham/Education makes a people
Rita Mae Brown/No government has the
Lenny Bruce/Take away the right
Graham Chapman/Strange women lying in
Winston Churchill/The best argument against
Cicero/Many things, O priests,
Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais/As long as I
Finley Peter Dunne/A man that expects
Albert Einstein/Nothing is more destructive
Ben Elton/When you look at
Edward Gibbon/The various modes of
Terry Gilliam/Governments are really keen
John Gilmore/Truth: The most deadly
George Gissing/It is because nations
Woody Guthrie/It's round the world
Robert A. Heinlein/On two subjects the
Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
Kin Hubbard/Now and then an
William Ralph Inge/It is useless for
The Invisible Committee/It is now publicly
Thomas Jefferson/. . . when
Erica Jong/If sex and creativity
Anthony Kennedy/The First Amendment is
Magda Leja/The five rules of
C.S. Lewis/That is the key
Chuck Lorre/It appears as if
Jason Love/Everyone has that uncle
Gen. Douglas MacArthur/Our swollen budgets constantly
Thurgood Marshall/If the First Amendment
H.L. Mencken/The worst government is
H.L. Mencken/Christian theology, like every
Jean Meslier/The world would be
John J. Miller/Laws are only words
Thomas Mincher/If we can not
George Mitchell/Although He's regularly asked
Daniel Patrick Moynihan/When a person goes
George Jean Nathan/Bad officials are elected
Friedrich Nietzsche/Insanity in individuals is
Richard Milhous Nixon/Congress spends like a
Richard Milhous Nixon/Sure there are dishonest
P.J. O'Rourke/Giving money and power
P.J. O'Rourke/The government isn't in
Katherine Anne Porter/If you are required
Zygmundt R./You know why there
Revolution Books, New York/If voting could really
Michael Rivero/Everyone likes to say
Michael Rivero/Stopping terrorism is simple.
Will Rogers/I don't care how
Will Rogers/There's no trick to
Peter Saint-André/If you can conceive
Seneca/LEGES . . .
George Bernard Shaw/A government that robs
Potter Stewart/Censorship reflects a society's
Mark Steyn/That's my basic rule:
I.F. Stone/Every government is run
Henry David Thoreau/Under a government which
Harry S. Truman/I never would have
Harry S. Truman/Whenever you have an
Mark Twain/Each nation knowing it
Author Unknown/Market failure, n. The
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Il est dangereux d'avoir
George Washington/Government is not reason;
Max Weber/The bureaucratic class is
H.G. Wells/The lawgiver, of all
Howard Zinn/Civil disobedience, that's not
government_excess
James V. Gallagher/I can see stopping
government_subsidy
James Dale Davidson/When you subsidise poverty
grace
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Beauty without grace is
graffiti
sourced as graffiti/God is dead.
sourced as graffiti/Just say No.
grammar
Noam Chomsky/Colorless green ideas sleep
Meria Heller/Christian is a VERB
grandchildren
G. Norman Collie/Grandchildren don't make a
grandparents
Sam Levenson/The reason grandparents and
Rita Rudner/I want to have
gratitude
Walter Savage Landor/Proud Word You Never
graves
Charles de Gaulle/The graveyards are full
Cato the Elder/After I'm dead I'd
Robert A. Heinlein/There are a lot
gravity
Albert Einstein/Gravitation is not responsible
Randolph Heard/Gravity is a harsh
greatness
Chuang Tzu/The Great Way makes
Ralph Waldo Emerson/A foolish consistency is
Edward Gibbon/The greater men are,
Richard Milhous Nixon/Greatness comes not when
Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller/Es ist schimpflich eine
Bonnie Turner/I find some are
Alfred North Whitehead/No period of history
Oscar Wilde/All great ideas are
greed
African Proverb/A miserly man is
African Proverb/He who runs after
Richard Armour/That money talks,
Don Bluth/Jenner : I've learned this
Louis-Ferdinand Céline/The poetry of heroism
Mahatma Gandhi/The world provides enough
Chuck Lorre/From its inception, our
Chuck Lorre/Bite the hand that
Dennis Miller/These televangelists say they
Mother Teresa of Calcutta/It is poverty to
P.J. O'Rourke/No drug, not even
St Paul/7 . . .
P.J. Plauger/If everybody's behavior can
Edmund Spenser/All for love, and
Publilius Syrus/IN NULLUM AVARUS BONUS
greeting
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Hello, farewell.
grief
Paul Monette/Grief is a sword,
William Shakespeare/Patch grief with proverbs,
groundedness
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two
Theodore Roosevelt/Keep your eyes on
growth
Ray Bradbury/The ability to "fantasize"
Juan Wa Chang/Living is change. Growth
Thomas Huxley/History shows that the
Author Unknown/Transform your inhibitions into
Oscar Wilde/We, in our educational
Tennessee Williams/Snatching the eternal out
grudges
William H. Walton/To carry a grudge
guilt
Simone de Beauvoir/Defending the truth is
F. Scott Fitzgerald/He was one of
Sydney J. Harris/Many people feel "guilty"
George Orwell/Saints should always be
Bertrand Russell/I do not think
J. Michael Straczynski/The innocent lie because
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Un ministre est excusable
gullibility
Alex Hamilton/Those who stand for
Peter Marshall/Give us clear vision
William Aylott Orton/If you keep your
Katherine Anne Porter/If you are required
Quintus Curtius Rufus/Fear makes men believe
George Bernard Shaw/The fact that a
guns
Col. Jeff Cooper/Owning a handgun doesn't
R. Buckminster Fuller/The end move in
Hermann Göring/Guns make us powerful;
William Gibson/I put the shotgun
Sidney Harris/Six years for possession
Robert A. Heinlein/An armed man is
Adolf Hitler/This year will go
Ted Krueger/I'm tired of liberals
Stephen Leacock/A sportsman is a
André Maurois/We owe to the
Thomas Mincher/If we can not
Mike Nichols/Take off all your
Dorothy Parker/Razors pain you;
Mitch Ratcliffe/A computer lets you
Joseph Stalin/Ideas are more powerful
Author Unknown/You can get more
Robin Williams/In England if you
gurus
Wendy Kaminer/The spiritual peace and
habit
Henry B. Adams/Chaos often breeds life,
W. Somerset Maugham/Excess on occasion is
haiku
Damon A. Koronakos/The sand remembers
hair
Russian proverb/We die as we
hairstylists
Author Unknown/Life is an endless
hallucinations
Sigmund Freud/Religion . . .
halos
Dan McKinnon/Be aware that a
hams
Samuel Marchbanks/I find that the
hanging
Benjamin Franklin/We must indeed all
happiness
Democritus/Happiness resides not in
Epicurus/One is rich not
Epictetus/One must not tie
Menander/We live, not as
Menander/He only lives, who
Sophocles/To be happy, it
Marcus Aurelius/Do not forget:
Ingrid Bergman/Happiness is good health
Andy Bobrow/Reese : I just stopped
Charles de Gaulle/What do you take
Charles de Gaulle/Happiness is for idiots.
Charles Dickens/Annual income twenty pounds,
Benjamin Disraeli/Action may not always
Matthew Dowd/Poverty of the heart
Max Ehrmann/Desiderata
Raynold Gideon/I never had any
Samuel Goldwyn/If I could drop
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr/Love is the master
Henrik Ibsen/Money may be the
Thomas Jefferson/We hold these truths
Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./The happiest part of
John F. Kennedy/Happiness The full use
Hakushu Kitahara/I have bought bread
Kushell/Here on earth, every
Oscar Levant/Happiness isn't something you
Terence McKenna/If the words 'life,
H.L. Mencken/Happiness is peace after
H.L. Mencken/The great secret of
H.L. Mencken/At the bottom of
George Olson/While I'm fully aware
J. Robert Oppenheimer/The foolish man seeks
Norm Papernick/Those who can laugh
Jean Antoine Petit-Senn/The hatred we bear
Harold Ramis/You can never get
Leo Rosten/Where was it ever
Bertrand Russell/I was not born
Nadja Salerno-Sonnenberg/It takes a lot
Scottish proverb/Be happy while you're
Robert Shafer/. . . happiness
George Bernard Shaw/The fact that a
Sydney Smith/Life is to be
Robert Louis Stevenson/If your morals make
Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary
Mark Twain/Happiness ain't a thing
Mark Twain/Sanity and Happiness are
Author Unknown/happiness: Highly coveted but
Walt Whitman/In the stillness in
Jeanette Winterson/Why be happy when
harbor
John A. Shedd/A ship in harbour
hardback
Alfred Hitchcock/The paperback is very
harm
T.S. Eliot/Half of the harm
Victor Hugo/Fashions have done more
Lyndon B. Johnson/You do not examine
harmony
Johann Gottlieb Fichte/Es ist nur Ein
Alexander Pope/All are but parts
hate
John Williamson/Anyone can hate. it
hating
Alan Paton/I have one great
hatred
Minna Antrim/To be loved is
Henry N. Camp/Know what I hate
Joseph Campbell/I've lived through the
William Congreve/Heav'n hath no rage
Cyril Connolly/Hate is the consequence
W.C. Fields/Anyone who hates children
Charles J. Finger/There are people who
Erich Fromm/There is perhaps no
J.A. Froude/Moderate reformers always hate
Zsa Zsa Gabor/I never hated a
David B. Goodstein/The enemies of gay
Dr Thomas Norval Hepburn/Never let yourself hate
M.D. Herbert Benson/Hatred is a banquet
Eric Hoffer/Passionate hatred can give
Billy Joel/You only beat me
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/Returning hate for hate
Tom Lehrer/I know that there
Lizard/I hate everybody, but
Don Marquis/If you make people
Toni Morrison/I'm a controversial figure.
Jean Antoine Petit-Senn/The hatred we bear
Bertrand Russell/Few people can be
Charles M. Schulz/I love mankind. It's
Booker T. Washington/I shall allow no
Jane Yolen/And for adults, the
hats
Author Unknown/This hat's not big
health
Plato/Attention to health is
Ingrid Bergman/Happiness is good health
Isak Dinesen/The cure for anything
Chuck Lorre/Remember, your body is
Peter Medawar/If a person (a)
Emo Philips/I think of my
Author Unknown/The cure for boredom
heart
Winston Churchill/Any man who is
heaven
James Baldwin/The future is like
J.M. Barrie/Heaven has the better
Robert Browning/Ah, but a man's
Robert Browning/There may be heaven;
Samuel Butler/Marriage is distinctly and
William Congreve/Heav'n hath no rage
Charles Dickens/It was the best
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some
Matthew Henry/All this and heaven
Joe Louis/Everybody wants to go
John Milton/Beneath him with new
John Milton/The mind is its
Friedrich Nietzsche/Did you notice the
German folk poem/Urlicht [Primeval Light]
hell
Dante Alighieri/The hottest places in
J.M. Barrie/Heaven has the better
Robert Browning/There may be heaven;
Winston Churchill/If you're going through
William Congreve/Heav'n hath no rage
Stephen Crane/I stood upon a
Charles Dickens/It was the best
Annie Dillard/I read about an
Rev Jerry Falwell/I think hell's a
Milton Friedman/Hell hath no fury
Robert Frost/Hell is a half-filled
William M. Holden/Hell is paved with
Aldous Huxley/Maybe this world is
John Milton/The mind is its
Friedrich Nietzsche/Did you notice the
Jean-Paul Sartre/L'Enfer, c'est les Autres.
help
Groucho Marx/I'd love to help
helpfulness
Clarence Darrow/The best that we
helplessness
Kin Hubbard/No one can feel
Clare Boothe Luce/There are no hopeless
here-and-now
Michael Glouberman/You can't hold on
heredity
Joseph Fischer/Sex is hereditary. If
heresy
Graham Greene/Heresy is only another
Robert G. Ingersoll/Heresy is a cradle;
hero
Joseph Campbell/George Lucas, in Star
Joseph Campbell/God is a metaphor
heroes
Bertolt Brecht/Unhappy the land that
F. Scott Fitzgerald/Show me a hero
Will Rogers/We can't all be
heroism
Louis-Ferdinand Céline/The poetry of heroism
Eugene Ionesco/To think contrary to
Will Rogers/Being a hero is
hesitation
Mae West/He who hesitates is
heterosexuality
Jules Feiffer/The big mistake that
Derek Jarman/Heterosexuality isn't normal, just
Lynne Lavner/The Bible contains six
Gregg Mettler/Frickin' girls. Yeah, if
Gloria Steinem/Some women and men
hierarchy
Ayn Rand/It stands to reason
historians
Lee Simonson/Any event, once it
history
Agathon/Even God cannot change
c.2800 BCE Assyrian stone tablet/The Earth is degenerate
Margaret Atwood/History isn't dry, it's
Walter Bagehot/You may talk of
Ambrose Bierce/But as records of
Ambrose Bierce/History (n.): An account,
Graham Chapman/Nobody expects the Spanish
Cyril Connolly/The past is the
Aleister Crowley/The people who have
Rob DesHotel/While I respect the
John Diefenbaker/The reading of history
Will Durant/One of the lessons
E.M. Forster/We are willing enough
Doris Kearns Goodwin/That's what History does
Robert A. Heinlein/History has the relation
Robert A. Heinlein/Sin? Sin like love
Aldous Huxley/The charm of history
The Invisible Committee/From one era to
William James/There is no worse
C.S. Lewis/That is the key
H.L. Mencken/An Historian is an
James A. Michener/My own life has
Steven Moffatt/The Doctor : Who am
Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,
Eric Sevareid/You can't know who
Gertrude Stein/Let me recite what
Terence/HOMO SUM HUMANI NIHIL
Terence/NULLUM EST IAM DICTUM
Author Unknown/The only difference in
Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Y a-t-il rien de
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/1492. The teachers told
Andrew D. White/I simply try to
Alfred North Whitehead/No period of history
Oscar Wilde/Disobedience, in the eyes
hitting
Robert Hewitt Wolfe/You hit me! Picard
home
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Ganz gleich, ob König
Margaret Mead/Having someone wonder where
Columbus Palmer Home for Children/When your mom is
homeless
Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it
homophobia
Russell Brand/Homophobes . . .
homosexuality
Sam Austin/Homosexuality is God's way
Jeanne C. Barney/Continue to love your
Rita Mae Brown/No government has the
Graham Chapman/Recruit : If it was
Margaret Cho/If you think gay
Peter Cook/We have been forced
Megan Coughlin/Correct me if I'm
Quentin Crisp/I think that a
Rev Jerry Falwell/He is purple --
Rev Jerry Falwell/AIDS is the wrath
Charles J. Finger/In our occidental society
G/Being straight is a
Neil Innes/Ladies and gentlemen, I've
Derek Jarman/Queens Will Not be
Lynne Lavner/The Bible contains six
Chuck Lorre/Dead is the new
Jason Love/The best part about
Roger Peyrefitte/One should never lose
Mike Royko/If God dislikes gays
Mark Russell/Some people say, 'If
Robin Tyler/If homosexuality is a
Kenneth Tynan/Forty years ago [Noël
Author Unknown/Homosexuals are just like
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If you really want
homosociality
Bobby Bowden/I won't miss coaching.
honesty
Henry B. Adams/No man means all
Hans Christian Andersen/And I, the man,
Hans Christian Andersen/So the Emperor went
George Atkins/Narrator : Fearless Leader here?
T.C. Boyle/Everything's absurd, because you
Steven Brust/I'm building a reputation
William Jennings Bryan/No one can earn
Simon Cameron/An honest politician is
Albert Camus/I withdrew from the
Ted Elliott/Me? I'm dishonest, and
Ralph Waldo Emerson/I like boys. .
Fuller/Acount him thy real
Edgar A. Guest/Myself
Benny Hill/Be sincere.
Marvin L. Jones/Indeed, the only major
David Loughery/I have become the
Mignon McLaughlin/I'm always there to
Richard Milhous Nixon/Sure there are dishonest
Charles M. Schulz/Sometimes I lie awake
Dr Benjamin Spock/There are only two
Tom Stoppard/It is better to
Bert Taylor/A bore is a
Henry Van Dyke/Four things a man
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We are what we
Walt Whitman/Do I contradict myself?
honor
Diogenes of Sinope/To be honorable and
Jean Cocteau/The instinct of nearly
Calvin Coolidge/Nothing in the world
Friedrich Nietzsche/O brethren, I consecrate
Eric Sevareid/Next to power without
Jane Yolen/And for adults, the
Emiliano Zapata/It is better to
hope
Anonymous/Hodie
St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
A.A. Attanasio/The madness of demons
Francis Bacon/Hope is a good
Willard Beecher/Hope is fear of
H. Jackson Brown Jr/Never deprive someone of
August Heinrich Hoffman von Fallersleben/Alles Schöne kehret wieder.
Arnold H. Glasow/Expecting something for nothing
Christopher Hassall/Why waste a moment
William James/There is no worse
Madeline L'Engle/Nothing is hopeless, we
Clare Boothe Luce/There are no hopeless
Richard Milhous Nixon/Greatness comes not when
Sextus Aurelius Propertius/Be of good cheer;
Andrei Sakharov/You always need to
William Shakespeare/When, in disgrace with
V.P. Skipper/A kiss: To a
J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater
Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
Cynthia Weil/. . . She
hopelessness
Woody Allen/More than any other
Julius J. Epstein/Might as well be
Kristin Newman/Steven Hyde [Danny Masterson]:
hopes
Erich Fromm/There is hardly any
horses
Joey Adams/The difference with playing
Mrs Patrick Campbell/Does it matter what
W.C. Fields/Horse sense is a
Groucho Marx/I'd horsewhip you if
Groucho Marx/Paying alimony is like
Lou Zocchi/Fresh oats cost more
hospital
W.C. Fields/After two days in
Steven Wright/I just got out
hospitality
Al Capone/When I sell liquor,
hostages
Oliver North/I'll tell you right
human_nature
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/When is human nature
A.A. Milne/No doubt Jack the
Oscar Wilde/It is only the
humanism
Rev Jerry Falwell/We're fighting against humanism,
humanity
Protagoras of Abdera/Man is the measure
Isaac Asimov/Humanity has the stars
Russell Brand/We are animals. We
Bertolt Brecht/There are times when
Joseph Campbell/George Lucas, in Star
G.K. Chesterton/Father Brown, to Flambeau]:
E.E. cummings/pity this busy monster,
Benjamin Disraeli/Fear makes us feel
Kahlil Gibran/And forget not that
David B. Goodstein/The enemies of gay
Indian proverb/The smile that you
P.D. James/There comes a time
Josh Jenkins/To err is human,
David Lammers/Most people exhibit what
Bernard Lovell/The challenge of space
Rosa Zagnoni Marinoni/Who are My People?
Victor Salva/It has become appallingly
Dr Albert Schweitzer/Reverence for life, veneratio
Goldwin Smith/Above all nations is
François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Qu'est-ce que la tolérance?
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Maybe God has let
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Artists use frauds to
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/All persons, living and
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If you can do
Malcolm X/I've had enough of
humankind
James A. Michener/My own life has
humanness
Joseph Campbell/If the person doesn't
Kenneth Clark/Balzac, with his prodigious
humans
Fean Dritchen/When I have learned
Robert G. Ingersoll/The truth is, most
John Lilly/In the province of
José Ortega y Gasset/It is clear that
Boris Pasternak/Man does not die
Author Unknown/How do I know
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We are what we
Tennessee Williams/Snatching the eternal out
humility
Aesop/Be content with your
Menander/We live, not as
Anonymous/When A Father Prays
St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
J.M. Barrie/Your heart is as
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Hold yourself responsible for
Rev Henry Ward Beecher/The truest self-respect is
Alexander Graham Bell/Speak little of difficulties;
David Brooks/You have to give
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The tar pit of
George Carlin/Just cause you got
Cicero/NEC ME PUDET UT
Charles Darwin/Whenever I have found
Max Ehrmann/Desiderata
Ralph Waldo Emerson/Every man I meet
S.J. Father Strickland/A man may do
Firesign Theatre/I think we're all
Edward Gibbon/The greater men are,
Bill Griffith/Only yesterday I was
Paul Harvey/In times like these,
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr/Humility is the first
Dr Samuel Johnson/Boswell : That, Sir, was
Wayne Kline/I haven't asked for
Anthony Lake/I will try to
Oscar Levant/What the world needs
Martin Luther/God completely spurns that
Peter Marshall/Lord, when we are
Cotton Mather/You are young and
Golda Meir/Don't be so humble
George Bernard Shaw/The longer I live
Philip Stanhope/Be wiser than other
Wilhelm Stekel/The mark of the
Author Unknown/Pray don't find fault
Peter Ustinov/It is our responsibilities,
Ecclesiastes VII:16/Be not righteous overmuch.
humor
Jackie 'Moms' Mabley {Loretta Mary Aiken}/Don't get me wrong,
Eddie Gorodetsky/When you're hungry at
Shelley Winters/I think on-stage nudity
humorists
Will Rogers/There's no trick to
hunger
Mahatma Gandhi/There are people in
Mother Teresa of Calcutta/ts.The hunger for love
Author Unknown/Blessed are those who
hunting
Otto von Bismarck/People never lie so
Stephen Leacock/A sportsman is a
Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf/Going to war without
hyenas
Ralph Waldo Emerson/A fly is as
hypochondria
Jason Love/You just think it's
hypocrisy
Plato/Mankind censure injustice, fearing
Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
Dr Nancy C. Andreasen/Some people see things
Susan B. Anthony/I distrust those people
Les Aspin/If you give Congress
Andrew Bailey/I found this very
James Baldwin/Nobody is more dangerous
Ambrose Bierce/But as records of
Ambrose Bierce/Politeness (n.): The most
Russell Brand/When I was poor
Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
Russell Brand/Homophobes . . .
Margaret Cho/If you think gay
Winston Churchill/Occasionally he stumbled over
E.M. Cioran/Those who believe in
John Cleese/People who aren't getting
Rob DesHotel/While I respect the
Claire Dunne/To [Carl] Jung, Christianity,
Albert Einstein/It is my conviction
Benjamin Franklin/How many observe Christ's
Erich Fromm/There is perhaps no
Stephen Fry/Perhaps all adolescence is
Stephen Fry/To Myself: Not To
Stephen Fry/I knew [as an
Stephen Fry/I am weeping too
Bill Gates/Software suppliers are trying
Edward Gibbon/The various modes of
William Goldman/Life is Pain. Anyone
Gen. Gordon/When one thinks of
Sydney J. Harris/People who think they're
Stephen Hawking/The greatest enemy of
Jim Henshaw/TV is the workhorse
J. Edgar Hoover/Justice is incidental to
Kin Hubbard/When a fellow says
Henry E. Hudson/If we relied conclusively
The Invisible Committee/From one era to
Molly Ivins/I never thought much
William James/First, you know, a
Thomas Jefferson/In every country and
Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
Marvin L. Jones/Indeed, the only major
Stanley Kubrick/Prison Chaplain (Godfrey Quigley),
Carol Leigh/What kind of society
James C. Lindberg/Retaliation
Chuck Lorre/When I was a
Chuck Lorre/What does it say
Chuck Lorre/From its inception, our
Gen. Douglas MacArthur/Our swollen budgets constantly
Thomas Babington Macaulay/We know no spectacle
James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
Brit Marling/Boar : Marriage is a
H.L. Mencken/Every bright young man
Dennis Miller/What about that abortion
Montaigne/Man is certainly stark
John Muncee/You'll never be able
Richard Milhous Nixon/Sure there are dishonest
George Orwell/Saints should always be
George Orwell/As with the Christian
La Rochefoucauld/Il n'y a point
Henry Rollins/Do you see now
Leo Rosten/Conservative: One who admires
Bertrand Russell/The people who are
Bertrand Russell/The infliction of cruelty
Bertrand Russell/So far as I
Bertrand Russell/The Christian view that
Eric Sevareid/Brotherhood is not so
William Shakespeare/Wisdom and goodness to
Thou shalt not kill?
Author Unknown/The orthodox exist in
Author Unknown/We have watched what
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/1492. The teachers told
Kurt Vonnegut Jr/For some reason, the
H.G. Wells/Moral indignation is jealousy
Oscar Wilde/There were Christians before
Oscar Wilde/Those who find ugly
Oscar Wilde/Man is least himself
Oscar Wilde/Wickedness is a myth
Oscar Wilde/The good ended happily,
Jon Winokur/Political Correctness (n.): The
ice_cream
Carol Siskind/I feel good, which
ice_skating
Franklin P. Jones/It's a strange world
ideal
Oscar Wilde/It is sometimes said
idealism
Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The programmer, like the
William F. Buckley Jr/Idealism is fine, but
George Carlin/Inside every cynical person,
John Galsworthy/Idealism increases in direct
T.E. Lawrence/All men dream, but
Ken Levine/I just don't know
Theodore Roosevelt/Be practical as well
Will Smith/I made up what
Alfred North Whitehead/No period of history
ideals
Theodore Roosevelt/A man's usefulness depends
Andrei Sakharov/You always need to
ideas
Epictetus/Men are not worried
Howard Aiken/Don't worry about people
H.H. Asquith/Keep always with you,
Wendell Barry/A man who produces
Georg Brandes/It is useless to
Georg Morris Cohen Brandes/It is useless to
John Cage/I can't understand why
Samuel Taylor Coleridge/The wise only possess
A.J. Constance/It's not hard to
Paul Eldridge/Man is ready to
Anatole France/Que mourir pour une
Anatole France/Quand une chose a
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Denn eben wo Begriffe
Samuel Goldwyn/I had a monumental
A. Whitney Griswold/Books won't stay banned.
William James/First, you know, a
Dr Samuel Johnson/That fellow seems to
Ben Jonson/Confound these ancestors .
Helen Keller/College isn't the place
Hellen Keller/College isn't the place
John F. Kennedy/A man may die,
Jiddu Krishnamurti/Knowledge, idea, belief stands
Fran Lebowitz/Great people talk about
Abraham Lincoln/He can compress the
George Orwell/Unpopular ideas can be
Joseph Stalin/Ideas are more powerful
Paul Valéry/Serious people have few
Alfred North Whitehead/Ideas won't keep. Something
Oscar Wilde/All great ideas are
identity
Camille Paglia/Identity thrives by conflict
idiocy
John Cleese/I feel very keenly
idiots
Graham Chapman/In a show satirizing
George Jean Nathan/Athletic sports, save in
Oscar Wilde/Society . . .
idleness
Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./The happiest part of
ignorance
Bion of Borysthenes/Boys throw rocks at
Lord Beveridge/Ignorance is an evil
Daniel Joseph Boorstin/We must abandon the
Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't ask me
Nicholas Murray Butler/An expert is one
Al Capone/I don't even know
Orson Scott Card/The only people who
Confucius/Recognizing that you know
Clarence Darrow/I do not consider
Gordon R. Dickson/Some people like my
Benjamin Disraeli/To be conscious that
Will Durant/Education is a progressive
Abba Eban/His ignorance is encyclopedic.
Richard Feynman/Not knowing is much
Stephen Hawking/The greatest enemy of
Harry Homes/Ignorance is the mother
Aldous Huxley/Facts do not cease
Robert G. Ingersoll/Ignorance is the soil
Robert G. Ingersoll/Our ignorance is God;
Robert G. Ingersoll/Give me the storm
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/Nothing in all the
Bruce Lee/By an error repeated
Christopher Marlowe/I count religion but
William G. McAdoo/It is impossible to
H.L. Mencken/Democracy is a pathetic
H.L. Mencken/The notion that science
George Meyer/I will not expose
Ezra Pound/It is always easy
Mary Renault/All-knowing Zeus, give me
Will Rogers/Everybody is ignorant, only
Bertrand Russell/Men are born ignorant,
Bertrand Russell/I do not think
John Simon/Democracy encourages the majority
Author Unknown/The multitude of books
Author Unknown/IGNORANTIA NIHIL EXCUSAT [Ignorance
Author Unknown/If you think education
Oscar Wilde/Youth! There is nothing
Oscar Wilde/Though our modern Puritans
ignoring
Native American saying/Listen or your tongue
M. Zimmerman/Zimmerman's Law of Complaints:
illegality
Plato/Good people do not
Henry Kissinger/The illegal we do
illiteracy
Kelvin Throop/There is no such
illness
Hippocrates/Men ought to know
Irvin S. Cobb/I've just learned about
Samuel Taylor Coleridge/Our quaint metaphysical opinions,
Barbara Ehrenreich/Exercise is the yuppie
Paul Gauguin/Civilization is what makes
Edvard Munch/I would not cast
Lord Salisbury/If you believe the
illogical
H.L. Mencken/Faith may be defined
illusion
Woody Allen/I am plagued by
anonymous/Time is an illusion
Author Unknown/Templo de la verdad
illusions
Joseph Conrad/Action is consolatory. It
Albert Einstein/Reality is merely an
Sigmund Freud/Religion . . .
Russian proverb/We die as we
Alan Watts/I have realized that
Alan Watts/I have realised that
image
George Alec Effinger/It is not well
images
René Magritte/Un objet ne fait
imagination
Ray Bradbury/The ability to "fantasize"
Albert Einstein/Imagination is more important
Albert Einstein/Logic will get you
Francisco Goya/La fantasia abandonada de
Robert Hass/There are limits to
Jason Love/The real world is
H.L. Mencken/Love is the triumph
Vincent van Gogh/Do not quench your
imitation
Fred Allen/Imitation is the sincerest
Jim Carrey/Imitation is the sincerest
Eric Hoffer/When people are free
immaturity
Jean Kerr/The real menace in
Tom Sims/My friends tell me
Edith Warton/Another unsettling element in
immediacy
Arthur Miller/The word now is
Igor Stravinsky/I am in the
immorality
Joseph Fletcher/We ought to love
immortality
Woody Allen/I don't want to
Richard Danus/I'm immortal again! Omnipotent
Susan Ertz/Millions long for immortality
Anatole France/The majority of people,
John Kenneth Galbraith/If all else fails,
Stephen King/Each life makes its
H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the
Neil Peart/We're only immortal for
J. Michael Straczynski/You are not ready
impartiality
Denis Diderot/What has not been
impatience
Dorothy Parker/They sicken of the
imperfection
Kushell/Here on earth, every
Alexander Pope/All are but parts
importance
Dr W. Gardner Campbell/It becomes so important
impossibility
Bette Davis/Attempt the impossible in
Walt Disney/It's kind of fun
impotence
Samuel Butler/Nothing is potent against
improbable
H.L. Mencken/Faith may be defined
impromptu
Mark Twain/I . . .
impropriety
W. Somerset Maugham/Impropriety is the soul
improvement
Émile Coué/Tous les jours à
impunity
La Rochefoucauld/L'esprit nous sert quelquefois