Index to Quotations - by Keyword (Subject)



        60s_backlash
               Stephen Fry/There was still a
               Neil Innes/I'm just one of

        ACLU
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to

        AIDS
               Rev Jerry Falwell/AIDS is the wrath

        Aborigine
               Stanley Garn/If the Aborigine drafted

        Air_Force
               United States Air Force/As a result of

        Alexander_the_Great
               Robert A. Heinlein/Violence accomplishes nothing." What

        Alger
               Hunter S. Thompson/How would Horatio Alger

        America
               Dean Alfange/A Creed for Young
               Anonymous/It's always nice to
               Dave Barry/Your digestive system is
               Charles A. Beard/One of the best
               Cecil Beaton/Americans have an abiding
               Francis Bellamy/I pledge allegiance to
               Lewis Black/It's beyond belief! The
               William S. Burroughs/I am not one
               George Carlin/I do this real
               Noam Chomsky/Resistance is feasible even
               Georges Clemenceau/America is the only
               Richard Cohen/I dream that someday
               Clarence Darrow/When I was a
               René de Visme Williamson/If the American dream
               John Dewey/If one inquires why
               Marlene Dietrich/Sex. In America an
               William O. Douglas/The American Government is
               Duke of Windsor Edward/The thing that impresses
               Albert Einstein/Too many of us
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Billy Graham is the
               Rev Jerry Falwell/We're fighting against humanism,
               Allen Ginsberg/America, how can I
               Emmett Grogan/Anything anybody can say
               Bill Hicks/I'm so sick of
               Robert M. Hutchins/It has been said
               Ivan Illich/The compulsion to do
               Thomas Jefferson/A little rebellion now
               Thomas Jefferson/The day will come
               Lyndon B. Johnson/I do not think
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/We live in a
               Emma Lazarus/The New Colossus
               John Vliet Lindsay/The highest form of
               John Vliet Lindsay/We are all under
               Chuck Lorre/What does it say
               Jason Love/The average American attention
               Bill Maher/Americans don't want privacy.
               Russell Means/The Amish don't have
               H.L. Mencken/Democracy is the theory
               Dennis Miller/America has the attention
               George Mitchell/Although He's regularly asked
               Gamel Abdel Nasser/Politicians
               Richard Milhous Nixon/If you think the
               P.J. O'Rourke/Marijuana is self-punishing; it
               Osho/The real enemy is
               Michael Rivero/Stopping terrorism is simple.
               Harrison H. Schmitt/What does it take
               Eric Sevareid/The biggest big business
               Eric Sevareid/With breathtaking rapidity, we
               Mark Twain/America is New York,
               Gore Vidal/Teaching has ruined more
               George Washington/The government of the
               Ella Wheeler Wilcox/To sin by silence,
               Oscar Wilde/America is the noisiest
               Oscar Wilde/America has been discovered

        American_dream
               Ken Levine/I just don't know

        Amish
               Russell Means/The Amish don't have

        Bible
               Louis Agassiz/Every great scientific truth
               Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
               Arthur M. Binstead/The most serious doubt
               Daniel Joseph Boorstin/God is the Celebrity-Author
               Russell Brand/Homophobes . . .
               John Burroughs/I am much less
               John Calvin/For Scripture is the
               Joseph Campbell/The] computer . .
               Nicolas Chamfort/The only thing that
               Graham Chapman/Mrs Big Nose (Gwen
               G.K. Chesterton/The Bible tells us
               American Standard Version Deuteronomy IV:26/I call heaven and
               KJV Ecclesiastes I:18/For in much wisdom
               Vulgate; English translation from New English Bible Ezekiel XXIII/ET INSANIVIT LIBIDINE SUPER
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The Bible is the
               J. Paul Getty/The meek shall inherit
               New English Bible I Corinthians 1:27-28/Yet to shame the
               New English Bible Isaiah 32:1-8/1 Behold, a king
               Ecclesiastes IX:16-18/Et dicebam ego, meliorem
               Andy Kindler/The only people who
               KJV Proverbs XXIII:7/For as he thinketh
               Anton LaVay/Blessed are the mighty-minded,
               Lynne Lavner/The Bible contains six
               also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as
               Abraham Lincoln/The Bible is not
               KJV Matthew VI:34/Take therefore no thought
               RSV Matthew VII:6/Do not give dogs
               H.L. Mencken/Christian theology, like every
               Richard Needham/Remember: While the Ark
               Richard Milhous Nixon/The jawbone of an
               P.J. O'Rourke/The Tenth Commandment [Thou
               St Paul/7 . . .
               Proverbs 26:27/Whoso diggeth a pit
               Proverbs XVII:17/A brother is born
               RSV Romans XIII:8/Owe no one anything,
               Damon Runyon/The race is not
               Bertrand Russell/So far as I
               Song of Songs/Many waters cannot quench
               Tertullian/And do you not
               Thou shalt not kill?
               Mark Twain/Most people are bothered
               Author Unknown/Blessed are those who
               Author Unknown/Jesus said, "Why do
               Author Unknown/We have watched what
               Author Unknown/Well, you presumably believe
               James Ussher/In the beginning God
               Lemuel K. Washburn/The original sin was
               Gregory Widen/Did you ever notice
               Virgina Woolf/I read the book
               Frank Zappa/The meek shall inherit
               Shimon ben Zoma/Who is wise?

        Billy_Graham
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Billy Graham is the

        Bozo
               Carl Sagan/They laughed at Einstein.

        Brahms
               George Bernard Shaw/There are some experiences

        Buddha
               Norman Cousins/We may not be

        Bush
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I am such a

        California
               Ross MacDonald/Nothing is wrong with

        Canada
               Al Capone/I don't even know

        Catholicism
               John F. Kennedy/I believe in an
               Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that

        Catholics
               Alan Dybner/Eric Forman (Topher Grace):
               Bill Hicks/If child molestation is

        Christ
               Stephen Fry/Perhaps all adolescence is
               Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
               Oscar Wilde/Know thyself" was written

        Christianity
               Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
               Herb Caen/The trouble with born-again
               Joseph Campbell/There's no danger in
               Thomas Carlyle/If Jesus Christ were
               Adam Carolla/There's no bigger atheist
               G.K. Chesterton/The Christian ideal has
               Claire Dunne/To [Carl] Jung, Christianity,
               Anatole France/Le christianisme a beaucoup
               Benjamin Franklin/How many observe Christ's
               Mahatma Gandhi/I like your Christ;
               Barry Goldwater/I think every good
               Meria Heller/Christian is a VERB
               Thomas Jefferson/I consider the doctrines
               Thomas Jefferson/I do not find
               Thomas Jefferson/The Christian God is
               Thomas à Kempis/Know all and you
               Lenin/Every religious idea, every
               Abraham Lincoln/The Bible is not
               James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
               Jacques Maritain/Christianity taught men that
               H.L. Mencken/Christian theology, like every
               Montaigne/There is no hostility
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Der christliche Entschluss, die
               Friedrich Nietzsche/One must be above
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Christianity is called the
               George Orwell/As with the Christian
               Bertrand Russell/The Christian view that
               Mark Twain/Christians are all insane.
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Quoi que vous fassiez,
               Lemuel K. Washburn/The cross everywhere is
               Andrew D. White/I simply try to
               Israel Zangwill/The Jews are a

        Christians
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Christians, like slaves and
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The idea that religion
               Rev Jerry Falwell/You'll be riding along
               Rev Jerry Falwell/If you're not a
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Nothing will motivate conservative
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/For some reason, the

        Christmas
               Eric Sevareid/Christmas is a necessity.
               Eric Sevareid/As long as we

        Church
               James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
               Thomas Paine/I do not believe
               Paul Tillich/The life-and-death struggle of

        Clinton
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Nothing will motivate conservative
               H.P. Lovecraft/Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh

        Communism
               Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that

        Conservatism
               Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues

        Constitution
               Anthony Kennedy/The First Amendment is
               John F. Kennedy/I believe in an
               Thurgood Marshall/If the First Amendment
               William Simpson/What are the politicians
               C.D. Tavares/Since when is "public
               Author Unknown/We have watched what

        Daffy_Duck
               Michael Maltese/Oh . . .

        Declaration_of_Indep
               Terence McKenna/If the words 'life,
               Author Unknown/happiness: Highly coveted but

        Devil
               William Shakespeare/Glendower : I can call

        Disneyland
               Oliver North/I'll tell you right

        Doctor_Who
               Jane Baker/Seventh Doctor : Time and

        ESP
               Barry L. Beyerstein/In arguing that current

        Egypt
               Mark Twain/Denial ain't just a

        Einstein
               Carl Sagan/They laughed at Einstein.

        Elvis
               Irv Kupcinet/What can you say

        English
               Clarence Darrow/Even if you do
               James D. Nicoll/The problem with defending
               Dorothy Parker/The two most beautiful
               Joseph Sobran/In one century we

        Eureka
               Robert Holmes/No, "Eureka" is Greek

        Europe
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,

        Eve
               Tertullian/And do you not

        FBI
               J. Edgar Hoover/I regret to say

        FDA
               Robert Fuoss/It would be nice

        Falwell
               Barry Goldwater/I think every good

        Faust
               Stephen Fry/Perhaps all adolescence is

        Faustian
               Jack Herman/I'm sick of being

        French
               Alan Dybner/Eric Forman (Topher Grace):

        God
               Agathon/Even God cannot change
               John Knox (1513/Resistance to tyranny is
               Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
               Woody Allen/Not only is there
               Woody Allen/To you I'm an
               Woody Allen/If only God would
               Woody Allen/I am plagued by
               Susan B. Anthony/I distrust those people
               Apache/It makes no difference
               Daniel Joseph Boorstin/God is the Celebrity-Author
               Mel Brooks/Between projects I go
               Luis Buñuel/God and Country are
               Samuel Butler/It must be remembered
               John Calvin/For Scripture is the
               Joseph Campbell/The] computer . .
               Nicolas Chamfort/The only thing that
               Arthur C. Clarke/It may be that
               Norman Cousins/I cannot affirm God
               Norman Cousins/We may not be
               Clarence Darrow/I don't believe in
               Charles Darwin/The assumed instinctive belief
               Edmond de Goncourt/S'il y a un
               Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
               Peter de Vries/The idea of a
               Annie Dillard/I read about an
               Georges Duhamel/I respect the idea
               Alexandre Dumas/If God were suddenly
               Albert Einstein/Before God we are
               Albert Einstein/I want to know
               Albert Einstein/The more a man
               Rev Jerry Falwell/You've got to kill
               Galileo Galilei/I do not feel
               Galileo Galilei/La matematica è l'alfabeto
               George Gallup/I could prove God
               Mahatma Gandhi/There are people in
               Mahatma Gandhi/God has no religion.
               Mahatma Gandhi/I searched here for
               André Gide/Art is a collaboration
               J.B.S. Haldane/He seems to have
               Heinrich Heine/Dieu me pardonnera. C'est
               Joseph Heller/And don't tell me
               Adolf Hitler/Who says I am
               Sidney Hook/It still remains true
               Art Hoppe/If there is no
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Our ignorance is God;
               Robert G. Ingersoll/God so loved the
               Iranian proverb/If you see a
               P.D. James/There comes a time
               Alfred Jarry/God is the tangential
               Thomas Jefferson/I consider the doctrines
               Thomas Jefferson/The Christian God is
               Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
               Thomas Jefferson/The day will come
               Everett LeRoi Jones/God has been replaced,
               Benjamin Jowett/You must believe in
               Arthur Koestler/God seems to have
               Irv Kupcinet/What can you say
               Pierre Laplace/Your Highness, I have
               Fran Lebowitz/I do not believe
               Gypsy Rose Lee/God is love, but
               Abraham Lincoln/We, on our side,
               Abraham Lincoln/The Lord prefers common-looking
               James C. Lindberg/Retaliation
               Jack London/He led a lost
               Courtney Love/I don't really miss
               Jason Love/God is whatever came
               Jason Love/Men are hit by
               Gustav Mahler/Auferstehung [Resurrection]
               H.L. Mencken/Creator: A comedian whose
               H.L. Mencken/Why assume so glibly
               Friedrich Nietzsche/I cannot believe in
               Friedrich Nietzsche/What? Is man just
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Woman was God's second
               Ulrika O'Brien/Perhaps God rewards martyrs,
               J. Robert Oppenheimer/If the radiance of
               Thomas Paine/Belief in a cruel
               Dorothy Parker/If you want to
               St Paul/7 . . .
               German folk poem/Urlicht [Primeval Light]
               Thomas B. Reed/One, with God, is
               Gene Roddenberry/We must question the
               Paul Rodriguez/Sometimes I think war
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
               Edmond Rostand/Here comes, thank God,
               Mike Royko/If God dislikes gays
               Russian proverb/Pray to God, but
               Peter Saint-André/If you can conceive
               George Bernard Shaw/There are scores of
               Dr Benjamin Spock/Like my parents, I
               Leslie Stephen/If atheism is to
               Thomas Szasz/If you talk to
               Harry S. Truman/Having found the [atomic]
               Mark Twain/God made the idiot
               Author Unknown/God is seated in
               Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
               Author Unknown/Well, you presumably believe
               Author Unknown/God runs electromagnetics on
               Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
               Henry Van Dyke/Four things a man
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Si Dieu n'existait pas,
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Si Dieu nous a
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/J'ai toujours fait une
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If I should ever
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Maybe God has let
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/There are plenty of
               Bill Watterson/Do you think God
               Gregory Widen/Did you ever notice
               Oscar Wilde/I sometimes think that
               Robin Williams/God gave you a
               Virgina Woolf/I read the book
               Steven Wright/Black holes are where
               William Butler Yeats/Some people say there
               Yiddish proverb/If triangles had a

        Goethe
               Guy Davenport/Sometimes, on reading Goethe,

        Gospels
               John Adams/The divinity of Jesus

        Groucho
               French students during 1968 protests/Je suis Marxiste, tendance

        Hell
               Bertrand Russell/The infliction of cruelty

        High_School
               David Saks/Why don't you try

        Hinduism
               Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
               Norman Cousins/We may not be

        Hitler
               Robert A. Heinlein/Violence accomplishes nothing." What
               Adolf Hitler/Secular schools can never
               Adolf Hitler/This year will go
               Michael Rivero/Everyone likes to say

        Hollywood
               Dorothy Parker/The only 'ism' Hollywood

        IQ
               Stanley Garn/If the Aborigine drafted

        Iran
               Oliver North/I'll tell you right

        Islam
               Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
               Norman Cousins/We may not be

        Jason_Love
               Jason Love/Altruism is when our
               Jason Love/What's good for you
               Jason Love/No man is an
               Jason Love/A concert is where
               Jason Love/The upside to dying
               Jason Love/There is no "I"
               Jason Love/When you get mad,
               Jason Love/The world is divided
               Jason Love/Don't count your chickens
               Jason Love/Royal gala" . .
               Jason Love/The rat race is
               Jason Love/Public television is commercial-free
               Jason Love/No means no. So
               Jason Love/You just think it's
               Jason Love/The last thing you
               Jason Love/The traffic is always
               Jason Love/The best part about
               Jason Love/Let no one belittle
               Jason Love/What we could really
               Jason Love/The average American attention
               Jason Love/Swingers cheat on each
               Jason Love/If you go the
               Jason Love/God is whatever came
               Jason Love/Everyone has that uncle
               Jason Love/Live each day like
               Jason Love/The real world is
               Jason Love/Men are hit by
               Jason Love/Remember that you are

        Jesus
               John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
               Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
               Thomas Carlyle/If Jesus Christ were
               Norman Cousins/We may not be
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I had a student
               Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of
               Mahatma Gandhi/I like your Christ;
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Wundern kann es mich
               Herbert Hensley Henson/Men are doubtful and
               Thomas Jefferson/The day will come
               Author Unknown/Well, you presumably believe

        Jews
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to
               Israel Zangwill/The Jews are a

        Joan_of_Arc
               Gracie Allen/They laughed at Joan

        Judaism
               Norman Cousins/We may not be
               Rabbi Meir Kahane/The Messiah will come.
               Midrash/You doubted Me," God

        Kleenex
               Art Hoppe/If there is no

        LSD
               Dr Albert Hoffman/The characteristic property of
               Dr Albert Hoffman/Deliberate provocation of mystical
               Dr Albert Hoffman/I believe that if

        Lamborghini_Diablo
               George Olson/While I'm fully aware

        Latin
               Ovid/ADDE PARVUM PARVO MAGNUS

        Los_Angeles
               Roman Polanski/Los Angeles is the
               Will Rogers/Tilt this country on

        Lovecraft
               H.P. Lovecraft/Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh

        Manhattan
               Quentin Crisp/Well, I live in

        Marxism
               French students during 1968 protests/Je suis Marxiste, tendance

        Messiah
               Rabbi Meir Kahane/The Messiah will come.

        Mexicans
               Alan Dybner/Eric Forman (Topher Grace):

        Mickey_Mouse
               Walt Disney/I love Mickey Mouse

        Moses
               Midrash/You doubted Me," God

        Nazis
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to

        New_York
               David Letterman/New York . .

        Nietzsche
               Leo Tolstoy/Nietzsche was stupid and

        Nixon
               Richard Milhous Nixon/I would have made

        Plato
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Plato . . .

        Proust
               Alexander Woollcott/Reading Proust is like

        Puritanism
               H.L. Mencken/At the bottom of
               Wendell Phillips/The Puritan's idea of
               Bertrand Russell/I was not born

        Richard_Lewis
               Richard Lewis/Stop worrying, keep laughing,
               Richard Lewis/When I'm touring, to
               Richard Lewis/I have a manufacturing
               Richard Lewis/From kindergarten on, unlike
               Richard Lewis/During sex I fantasize
               Richard Lewis/I quit therapy because
               Richard Lewis/After I got sober,

        Russians
               Alexander Haig/The warning message we

        Santa_Claus
               Roy Blount Jr/Contemporary American children, if
               Dick Gregory/I never believed in
               Courtney Love/I don't really miss

        Satan
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Billy Graham is the
               Rev Jerry Falwell/We're fighting against humanism,
               Karl Kraus/The devil is an
               H.L. Mencken/If the theological answer
               Rev. Jimmy Swaggart/Evolution is a bankrupt

        Senate
               Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues

        Shakespeare
               Bill Hirst/I heard someone tried
               Tom Masson/Hamlet is the tragedy
               William Shakespeare/Patch grief with proverbs,
               Kendra Tarket/All the world's a
               Author Unknown/Broke
               Robin Williams/To be, or what?

        Silly_Putty
               Dennis Rawlins/Those who believe in

        Simpsons
               Joel H. Cohen/Adults Suck, Then You
               George Meyer/I will not expose

        Soviet
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.

        Spanish_Inquisition
               Graham Chapman/Nobody expects the Spanish

        Spring
               Friedrich Nietzsche/These Dionysiac stirrings which,

        Tarot
               Steven Wright/I stayed up all

        Tasmanians
               W. Somerset Maugham/You know, of course,

        Teletubbies
               Rev Jerry Falwell/He is purple --

        The_Teaching
               Chuck Lorre/Sentient life was created

        Titanic
               Richard Needham/Remember: While the Ark

        Tolstoy
               Ernest Hemingway/I'm not going to

        UFOs
               Thomas L. Creed/Fortunately, the responsibility for
               United States Air Force/As a result of

        UNIX
               Karl Lehenbauer/UNIX: Some say the
               John Lions/On our campus the
               Henry Spencer/Those who do not

        Vietnam
               Muhammad Ali/I ain't got no

        Wagner
               Mark Twain/Wagner's music is better

        Washington_DC
               John F. Kennedy/Washington is a city

        Western_civilization
               Mahatma Gandhi/I think it would

        Wright_Brothers
               Carl Sagan/They laughed at Einstein.

        XIX-century_male_rol
               Nels Anderson/Who hasn't felt that
               Percival Christopher Wren/The love of a

        abandonment
               Lenny Henry/I was born with

        ability
               Clare Boothe Luce/Because I am a
               H.L. Mencken/The older I get,
               George Bernard Shaw/Martyrdom . . .

        abnormality
               Leo Tolstoy/Nietzsche was stupid and

        abortion
               Dennis Miller/What about that abortion

        absence
               Comte de Bussy Roger de Rabutin/Absence is to love

        absolutes
               Grant Gilmore/The function of the
               Walter Jon Williams/The deluded are always

        absolution
               Lemuel K. Washburn/Priests will pardon thieves

        abstinence
               William Blake/Abstinence sows sand all
               Sigmund Freud/On the whole I

        absurdity
               Douglas Adams/Life is wasted on
               John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
               Diane Arbus/Ladies and Gentlemen, take
               Robert Benchley/There may be said
               Lewis Black/There's no such thing
               Bryan Blackburn/Venice . . .
               Stewart Brand/Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
               Al Capone/I don't even know
               George Carlin/Frisbeetarianism is the belief
               Lewis Carroll/But I was thinking
               Graham Chapman/Nobody expects the Spanish
               Graham Chapman/I think all right-thinking
               Noam Chomsky/Colorless green ideas sleep
               Calvin Coolidge/When a great many
               Roald Dahl/A little nonsense now
               George Daley/Twenty five years is
               L. Sprague de Camp/Yngvi is a louse.
               Peter de Vries/The idea of a
               Georges Duhamel/I respect the idea
               Ben Elton/There's nothing so boring
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/A fly is as
               William Faulkner/My mother is a
               Firesign Theatre/How can you be
               Firesign Theatre/Live or die, I'll
               Stephen Fry/Ask a stupid person,
               Stephen Fry/I remember exactly what
               Oliver Goldsmith/Every absurdity has now
               Samuel Goldwyn/I had a monumental
               Tony Hendra/The universe is laughing
               Jim Hightower/There's nothing in the
               Douglas R. Hofstadter/The whole point of
               J. Edgar Hoover/I regret to say
               Bill Kirchenbaum/What do you call
               LadyBonBon/I'm trapped in a
               Graham Linehan/I used to think
               Groucho Marx/Room service? Send up
               Groucho Marx/It's not often that
               Spike Milligan/The weather was foul,
               Bertrand Russell/The fact that an
               Arthur Sheekman/You're fighting for this
               Casey Stengel/All right everyone, line
               Adlai Stevenson/Flattery is all right
               Author Unknown/Truth decays into beauty,
               Author Unknown/Things are more like
               A.A. Vlasov/The purpose of the
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Certainement qui est en
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le doute n'est pas
               Steven Wright/I just got out
               Steven Wright/I came home the

        abuse
               Robert Orben/Never raise your hand

        acceptance
               Maimonides/You must accept the
               Arthur Schopenhauer/All truth passes through

        accidents
               Michael Jacobs/I think we're gonna
               Steven Wright/I just got out

        accomplishment
               Pythagoras/Rest satisfied with doing
               Walter Bagehot/The great pleasure in
               Leslie Bricusse/In the morning of
               David Starr Jordan/Wisdom is knowing what
               Kalidasa/Salutation to the Dawn
               Rudyard Kipling/Fill the unforgiving minute
               Horace Mann/Be ashamed to die
               Alan Paton/Meditation for a Young
               Gen. George S. Patton/If a man does
               Roman proverb/The one who says
               Theodore Roosevelt/Do what you can,
               Robert Louis Stevenson/That man is successful
               Sun Tzu/Opportunities multiply as they

        accountability
               Scott Fahlman/If you can't take

        accuracy
               Kurt Herbert Adler/Tradition is what you
               Author Unknown/Accuracy (n.): The vice

        achievement
               Omni Magazine slogan (first/The meek shall inherit
               Neil Armstrong/That's one small step
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two
               Buddhist wisdom/What
               Richard Clarke Cabot/If we find the
               C.J. Cherryh/I prefer to proceed
               Chinese proverb/The best time to
               Dakota/We will be known
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Make the most of
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Nothing great was ever
               Benjamin Franklin/Well done is better
               Benjamin Franklin/If you would not
               André Gide/Be faithful to that
               Dag Hammarskjöld/Do not seek death;
               Herman Hesse/One paradox, however, must
               Kushell/Here on earth, every
               Lemmy/Safe sex, safe music,
               George Moore/We live in our
               Friedrich Nietzsche/The higher we soar,
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Ye look aloft when
               Friedrich Nietzsche/For once more will
               Anaïs Nin/We write to taste
               Colin Pittendrigh/Largely because it is
               Ayn Rand/The question isn't who
               Gian-Carlo Rota/A technique is a
               Albert Schweitzer/I think that no
               Seneca/NON EST AD ASTRA
               Gen. Philip Henry Sheridan/No matter if you
               S.P. Somtow/The path to the
               Henry David Thoreau/In accumulating property for
               Author Unknown/When your life flashes
               unknown origin/PER ASPERA AD ASTRA
               Henry Van Dyke/Use what talents you
               Oscar Wilde/There are only two

        acquaintance
               Chuck Lorre/I think that if

        acronyms
               Ken Thompson/SCCS, the source motel!

        acting
               Kate Reid/Acting is not being

        action
               Leigh Brackett/Do, or do not.
               Joseph Conrad/Action is consolatory. It
               Benjamin Disraeli/Action may not always
               Ernest Hemingway/Never mistake motion for
               George Holyoake/This I have learned
               Aldous Huxley/Experience is not what
               Author Unknown/Harrison's Postulate:
               Alfred North Whitehead/Ideas won't keep. Something

        actions
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Don't say things. What
               Mark Twain/Like most people, I

        actors
               Wilson Mizner/Some of the greatest
               H.M. Warner/Who the hell wants

        adaptability
               Bruce Lee/Set patterns, incapable of
               Ol Parker/The only real failure
               Author Unknown/It is not the

        adaptation
               Author Unknown/Law of Computability Applied

        adhulthood
               Stephen Fry/To Myself: Not To

        admiration
               Ambrose Bierce/Admiration (n.): Our polite
               F.H. Bradley/The secret of happiness
               Winston Churchill/He has all the
               Cary Grant/Everyone wants to be
               La Rochefoucauld/Nous aimons toujours ceux

        admonishments
               Lynne Lavner/The Bible contains six

        adolescence
               Paul Anka/I'm just a lonely
               M.A. Arthur Trewby/Except for the purpose
               J.M. Barrie/Nothing that happens after
               Ambrose Bierce/Childhood (n.): The period
               Ambrose Bierce/Adolescent (n.): Recovering from
               Dr Matt Cartmill/As an adolescent I
               John Ciardi/You don't have to
               Peter Drucker/Here I am, fifty-eight,
               Stephen Fry/Perhaps all adolescence is
               Stephen Fry/To Myself: Not To
               Stephen Fry/I knew [as an
               Stephen Fry/I am weeping too
               Minnie Louise Haskins/And I said to
               Prof. Dr H.H. Hofstätter/It is a virtue
               Stephen King/J.D. Salinger . .
               Fran Lebowitz/As a teenager, you
               Judith Martin/The invention of the
               David Saks/Why don't you try
               John Steinbeck/A boy gets to
               Author Unknown/Adolescence is the stage

        adultery
               W. Somerset Maugham/You know, of course,
               Bertrand Russell/The psychology of adultery
               Author Unknown/Adolescence is the stage

        adulthood
               Ambrose Bierce/Childhood (n.): The period
               Joel H. Cohen/Adults Suck, Then You
               Terrance Dicks/There's no point in
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/The sun illuminates only
               Stephen Fry/I knew [as an
               Theodore Seuss Geisel/I'd rather write for
               Thomas Merton/The biggest human temptation
               Friedrich Nietzsche/In every real man
               Pablo Picasso/Every child is an
               Booth Tarkington/From eight to fourteen
               Author Unknown/An adult is a
               Author Unknown/It's easy to live
               Author Unknown/Don't get so excited
               Bryan White/We never really grow

        adults
               Alexandre Dumas/How is it that
               Dr Maurice Freehill/Who is more foolish
               Sigmund Freud/What a distressing contrast
               Charles Lamb/Credulity is the man's
               Lizard/I would rather live
               Jean Rostand/To be adult is
               Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary

        adventure
               Nels Anderson/Who hasn't felt that
               J.M. Barrie/To die will be
               Sir Arnold Bax/You should make a
               William F. Buckley Jr/All adventure is now
               Christopher Darlington Morley/When you sell a
               Colin Pittendrigh/Largely because it is
               Bertrand Russell/The joy of mental
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/I want to stand

        adversary
               C.J. Cherryh/If you're up against

        adversity
               Karlfried Graf Dürckheim/The man who, being
               Charles de Gaulle/Adversity attracts the man
               Dr Thomas Fuller/Many can bear adversity,
               Tibetan Proverb/If a problem can

        advertising
               Erma Bombeck/In general my children
               Berkeley Breathed/Like, what do they
               Larry Gelbart/Television] viewers must be
               Rod Serling/It is difficult to
               Ken Thompson/SCCS, the source motel!

        advice
               Socrates/Live best by what
               Joseph Addison/One should take good
               Nelson Algren/Never play cards with
               anonymous/Dont lose your head
               M.A. Arthur Trewby/Except for the purpose
               Jeanne C. Barney/Continue to love your
               Stewart Brand/Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
               Ashleigh Brilliant/Try to be the
               Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't lie to
               Ashleigh Brilliant/If you can't learn
               Ashleigh Brilliant/To be sure of
               David Brooks/You have to give
               Winston Churchill/Never trust a man
               Roald Dahl/A little nonsense now
               Matt Dearborn/It's not whether you
               Gordon R. Dickson/Some people like my
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/It was high counsel
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Whoso would be a
               Sigmund Freud/Lieben und arbeiten. [To
               André Gide/Connais-toi toi-même. Maxime aussi
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Bittet mich ein anderer
               Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr/Love is the master
               Ecclesiastes IX:16-18/Et dicebam ego, meliorem
               Henry James/To take what there
               Jewish Proverb/He who wants to
               Bert Lantz/If it ain't broke,
               Martial/Tomorrow's life is too
               Cotton Mather/You are young and
               KJV Matthew VI:34/Take therefore no thought
               W. Somerset Maugham/Dying is a very
               Eric Morecambe/From the moment you're
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Set around you small,
               Friedrich Nietzsche/So unlearn, I pray
               Bryant Oden/It is dangerous to
               Bryant Oden/Never lick a gift
               Ovid/ADDE PARVUM PARVO MAGNUS
               Charlie Parker/Don't play the saxophone.
               Dorothy Parker/Take care of the
               Alan Paton/Meditation for a Young
               Gen. George S. Patton/Do your damnedest in
               La Rochefoucauld/Les vieillards aiment à
               Theodore Roosevelt/Be practical as well
               Theodore Roosevelt/Courage, hard work, self-mastery,
               Theodore Roosevelt/Character, in the long
               Billy Rose/Never invest in anything
               Eric Sevareid/Never underestimate your listener's
               Henry David Thoreau/To be a philosopher
               Henry David Thoreau/If you see a
               Harry S. Truman/I have found the
               Harry S. Truman/Never kick a fresh
               Author Unknown/If evil is spoken
               Author Unknown/μηδε αγαν
               Author Unknown/ΓΝΩΘ ΣΑΥΤ
               Author Unknown/Don't get so excited
               George Raymond Wagner/Win if you can,
               Oscar Wilde/One should never make
               Oscar Wilde/Be yourself. Everyone else
               Meredith Willson/Keep piling up enough
               Frank Zappa/Don't eat the yellow

        aerobics
               Dave Barry/The word aerobics comes

        aesthetics
               Anonymous/Must there be a

        affection
               Holman F. Day/The purest affection the
               Herbert Hensley Henson/Men are doubtful and
               La Rochefoucauld/Nous aimons toujours ceux
               George Bernard Shaw/A child hasn't a

        afterlife
               George Carlin/Frisbeetarianism is the belief
               Baron d'Holbach/The other world gives
               H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the
               Arthur Schopenhauer/I believe that when
               Jim Steinman/You've been nothing but

        age
               Jackie 'Moms' Mabley {Loretta Mary Aiken}/Don't get me wrong,
               Peter Drucker/Here I am, fifty-eight,
               Ian Fleming/Older women are best
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Das Alter macht nicht
               Dennis Miller/Be kind to your
               Robert E. Sherwood/Dudley (an angel, played
               Lincoln 'Ch'igin' Tritt/Our Fire Burns Bright
               Author Unknown/Youth is such a
               Oscar Wilde/Youth! There is nothing

        age11,age15
               unknown origin/PER ASPERA AD ASTRA

        age12
               Bertrand Russell/Few people can be

        aggression
               Bill Hicks/I'm so sick of
               Elbert Hubbard/When you can not
               Will Rogers/Diplomacy is the art
               Don Roos/You've got a death

        aging
               Eric Morecambe/From the moment you're

        agnosticism
               Leslie Stephen/Gentlemen . . .

        agnostics
               Clarence Darrow/I do not consider

        agreement
               James Finn Garner/We can't even agree
               Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
               Lyndon B. Johnson/If two men agree
               Larry Wall/We all agree on
               Oscar Wilde/Ah! don't say that

        aimlessness
               Rollo May/It is an ironic

        aircraft
               Author Unknown/Eagles may soar in

        algebra
               Fran Lebowitz/Stand firm in your

        alienation
               Toshio Okada/Creativity will not come

        aliens
               Shane Black/What's the weather like
               Terrance Dicks/Just once, I wish
               Bill Watterson/Sometimes I think the

        alimony
               Groucho Marx/Paying alimony is like

        allegiance
               Francis Bellamy/I pledge allegiance to
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I am such a

        alternatives
               Nancy Kress/Occam's razor isn't the

        altruism
               Frederick L. Collins/There are two types
               Jason Love/Altruism is when our
               Margaret Thatcher/No-one would remember the

        amazement
               Douglas Adams/That is really amazing.

        ambiguity
               Alexander Haig/The warning message we
               Walter Jon Williams/The deluded are always

        ambition
               Edgar Bergen/Ambition is a poor
               L.V. Berkner/Human society -- man
               Dr Martin Schwarzschild/The idea of man
               Henry David Thoreau/In accumulating property for

        ambivalence
               E.B. White/If the world were

        amusement_park
               Adam Warren/Some people think of

        analogy
               Aristotle/Arguing with a man
               The Bayou , Baton Rouge/Fighting for peace is
               anonymous Usenet user/Manually managing blocks of
               James Baldwin/The future is like
               Alan Ball/Men are like linoleum.
               Brendan Behan/Critics are like eunuchs
               Ryan Campbell/Commenting your code is
               Dr Matt Cartmill/As an adolescent I
               G.K. Chesterton/My country right or
               Irina Dunn/A woman needs a
               Sam Ewing/Computers are like bikinis.
               W.C. Fields/A man without a
               Benjamin Franklin/A countryman between two
               Christopher Hampton/Asking a working writer
               Robert A. Heinlein/An insult is like
               Hal Hickman/Opinions are like assholes
               Lisa Hoffmann/Love is like pi
               Chistopher Hollis/Dignity is like a
               Edgar Watson Howe/Reading is like permitting
               Henrik Ibsen/A community is like
               Jeph Jacques/A good relationship is
               Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./Being in a ship
               Guy Kawasaki/Saying Windows95 is equal
               R.S. Knapp/Plots are like girdles.
               Harold Kushner/Expecting life to treat
               Anne Lamott/Not forgiving is like
               Aaron Levenstein/Statistics are like a
               James Lileks/Security and liberty are
               Sir John Lubbock/A room without books
               Groucho Marx/Paying alimony is like
               H.L. Mencken/Love is like war:
               Arthur Miller/The word now is
               Martin Mull/Having children is like
               P.J. O'Rourke/Giving money and power
               John Osborne/Critics are a dissembling,
               Minnie Pearl/Marriage is like a
               Jules Renard/Love is like an
               Bruce Schneier/Trying to make bits
               Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf/Going to war without
               Jay Severin/Being part of Libertarianism
               Michael Sinz/Programming is like sex,
               Gene Spafford/Usenet is like a
               Danielle Steel/A bad review is
               Neal Stephenson/For a Westerner to
               François Truffaut/I've always had the
               Author Unknown/Sex is like snow
               John Updike/Life is like an
               Ann Van Tassells/Children are like sponges;
               Eli Wallach/Having the critics praise
               William H. Walton/To carry a grudge
               George M. Weilacher/Arguing with a person's
               Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses
               Robert Zemeckis/I'm gonna cut you

        anarchy
               Paul Kantner/We are forces of

        anatomy
               Epictetus/We have two ears
               Groucho Marx/Whoever named it "necking"

        ancestors
               Ben Jonson/Confound these ancestors .
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Qui sert bien son

        angels
               Gregory Widen/Did you ever notice

        anger
               Ambrose Bierce/Speak when you are
               Elizabeth Barrett Browning/The child's sob in
               Graham Chapman/I think all right-thinking
               Winston Churchill/A person is just
               William Congreve/Heav'n hath no rage
               Benjamin Franklin/Whatever is begun in
               Milton Friedman/Hell hath no fury
               Willard Gaylin/Expressing anger is a
               Jack Herman/I'm sick of being
               Jason Love/When you get mad,
               Daniel Webster/Keep cool. Anger is
               Malcolm X/Usually when people are

        angst
               Sydney J. Harris/When you run into
               William Shakespeare/Soft you, a word

        anguish
               Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer

        animals
               Douglas Adams/Ford, you're turning into
               Ed Bluestone/The sooner all the
               Winston Churchill/I like pigs. Dogs
               James Lapine/Children can be very

        annihilation
               David Letterman/New York . .
               H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the

        annoyance
               Plato/Of all the animals,
               Kingsley Amis/It is no wonder
               Cleveland Amory/There are three terrible
               Ambrose Bierce/The fact that boys
               Robert Byrne/Learning to dislike children
               Herb Caen/The trouble with born-again
               Noël Coward/I like long walks,
               Phyllis Diller/Tranquilizers work only if
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/A child is a
               Jack Handey/The face of a
               Joan Kerr/The real menace in
               Florence King/Children are satisfied with
               Martin Mull/Having children is like
               H.H. Munro/Children are given to
               Ray Romano/Everyone should have kids.
               Mark Twain/Few things are harder
               Author Unknown/Children should be obscene
               Gore Vidal/I don't like the

        anonymity
               Fred Allen/A celebrity is a
               Dos Equis/The bulk of your

        anorexia
               Shelley Winters/Where do you go

        answers
               Woody Allen/Love is the answer,
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Eine richtige Antwort ist
               Lily Tomlin/If love is the
               Author Unknown/It's frustrating when you
               Oscar Wilde/Questions are never indiscreet.

        antagonism
               David Gerrold/When you divide people

        anthropology
               Robert A. Heinlein/Sin? Sin like love

        anti-political
               Hannah Arendt/Love, by its very

        anti-war
               Ecclesiastes IX:16-18/Et dicebam ego, meliorem

        antimetabole
               Mark Twain/It's not the size

        anxiety
               Aesop/A crust eaten in
               Epictetus/Men are not worried
               Ovid/There is no such
               Eric Sevareid/The biggest big business

        apes
               Richard Leakey/I would go so

        apocalypse
               c.2800 BCE Assyrian stone tablet/The Earth is degenerate
               Nathaniel Borenstein/The most likely way

        appearance
               Albert Brooks/Wouldn't this be a
               Rodney Dangerfield/I have good-looking kids;
               Kabir/If a mirror ever
               Abraham Lincoln/If I were two-faced,
               Jason Love/Royal gala" . .
               Christopher Marlowe/His looks do menace
               Dorothy Parker/The sweeter the apple,
               Jonathan Swift/As blushing will sometimes
               Gore Vidal/A narcissist is someone
               Mae West/You're never too old

        appearances
               René Magritte/Un objet ne fait
               George Orwell/Saints should always be
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We are what we

        appeasers
               Heywood Broun/Appeasers believe that if

        applause
               George Lucas/So this is how

        apples
               Jason Love/Royal gala" . .

        appreciation
               Douglas Adams/Isn't it enough to
               Stella George Stern Perry/Criticism is the vanity

        appropriateness
               Author Unknown/All I kin say

        architects
               Frank Lloyd Wright/A doctor can bury

        architecture
               Ludwig Mies van der Rohe/Less is more.

        argument
               Aristotle/Arguing with a man
               Richard Bach/Argue for your limitations
               Josh Billings/Silence is one of
               Chuang Tzu/The Great Way makes
               Leonardo Da Vinci/Anyone who conducts an
               Robert Frost/I had a lover's
               Robert Frost/A liberal is a
               Che Guevara/Silence is argument carried
               Jascha Heifetz/No matter what side
               Elbert Hubbard/When you can not
               Joseph Joubert/It is better to
               Bruce Lee/It is futile to
               Abraham Lincoln/Whenever I hear anyone
               Steven Moffatt/The Doctor : Who am
               Thomas Paine/It is as useless
               J. Parsons/Argument is the opiate
               Wendell Phillips/Difference of religion breeds
               George M. Weilacher/Arguing with a person's

        ark
               Richard Needham/Remember: While the Ark

        arrogance
               Spiro Agnew/If you've seen one
               William S. Burroughs/I am not one
               C.J. Cherryh/I prefer to proceed
               Cicero/ADOLESCENS NON MINUS BENE
               E.M. Cioran/Those who believe in
               Richard Curtis/Ha! I laugh in
               Richard Danus/It's difficult to work
               Clarence Darrow/I am a friend
               Anatole France/There is a certain
               Bill Griffith/Only yesterday I was
               Ivan Illich/The compulsion to do
               Anton LaVay/Blessed are the mighty-minded,
               Chuck Lorre/When I was a
               Mignon McLaughlin/Our strength is often
               H.L. Mencken/Evil is that which
               Richard Milhous Nixon/I would have made
               Dan Post/An egotist is a
               La Rochefoucauld/Il n'y a point
               Bertrand Russell/The trouble with the
               George Bernard Shaw/The longer I live
               Bonnie Turner/I find some are
               Mark Twain/Each nation knowing it
               Mark Twain/Three orders of men,
               Ecclesiastes VII:16/Be not righteous overmuch.
               H.G. Wells/The lawgiver, of all
               Mae West/I see myself as

        art
               Roy Adzak/Good art is not
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Every artist dips his
               G.K. Chesterton/Art, like morality, consists
               John Ciardi/Modern art is what
               Isadora Duncan/My life has known
               Albert Einstein/The most beautiful thing
               Paul Gauguin/Art is either plagiarism
               André Gide/Art is a collaboration
               Francisco Goya/La fantasia abandonada de
               H.L. Mencken/Nine times out of
               Edvard Munch/I would not cast
               Pablo Picasso/Give me a museum
               Pablo Picasso/Art is a lie
               Alexander Pope/All are but parts
               George Bernard Shaw/A fool's brain digests
               Leo Tolstoy/Art is not a
               Author Unknown/People should only make
               Vincent van Gogh/Do not quench your
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/The arts put man
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If you really want
               Edith Warton/Another unsettling element in
               Oscar Wilde/Bad art is a
               Oscar Wilde/It is sometimes said
               Oscar Wilde/Life imitates Art far
               Oscar Wilde/There are two ways
               Émile Zola/The artist is nothing

        artificial_intellige
               Alan Perlis/A year spent in

        artistic
               Peter Hook/There's a very fine

        artists
               Joseph Barry/In life, as in
               David Hockney/There's no need to
               John F. Kennedy/If sometimes our great
               Charles Koechlin/The artist needs an
               H.L. Mencken/The great artists of
               Sarojini Naidu/The function of a
               Pablo Picasso/Every child is an
               Ezra Pound/Artists are the antennae
               Christian Thielemann/Someone who has gifted
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Artists use frauds to
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/I sometimes wondered what

        asocial
               Mark Twain/A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious

        aspiration
               James Baldwin/Be careful what you
               Dr Matt Cartmill/As an adolescent I
               René de Visme Williamson/If the American dream
               George Moore/We live in our
               Kenny Rogers/Don't be afraid to
               Author Unknown/Dream as if you'll
               Alfred North Whitehead/The vigor of civilized

        aspirations
               Fean Dritchen/When I have learned

        assassination
               Jean Cocteau/The instinct of nearly
               Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
               Eric Sevareid/Saints are usually killed
               George Bernard Shaw/Assassination is the extreme

        assertiveness
               Howard Aiken/Don't worry about people
               Kristen Bell/If you don't fit
               Edmund Burke/It is not what
               Chinese proverb/He who asks is
               Finley Peter Dunne/Don't ask f'r rights.
               Colin Higgins/Much of the world's
               Jean-Paul Sartre/I didn't just dream
               Jaden Smith/People Use [ sic ] To
               Dr Peter Walker/I refuse to be

        assessment
               Joe Mullally/I judge a religion

        assholes
               Hal Hickman/Opinions are like assholes
               Peter Hook/There's a very fine

        association
               Joseph Conrad/You shall judge a

        astrology
               Firesign Theatre/There was something fishy
               Dennis Rawlins/Those who believe in

        at_sea
               Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./Being in a ship

        atheism
               Woody Allen/To you I'm an
               Adam Carolla/There's no bigger atheist
               Edmond de Goncourt/S'il y a un
               Baron d'Holbach/The other world gives
               Stephen F. Roberts/I contend we are
               Leslie Stephen/If atheism is to
               Rev. Jimmy Swaggart/Evolution is a bankrupt
               Dr Peter Walker/I refuse to be
               Bill Watterson/As a math atheist,

        atomic_energy
               Albert Einstein/The release of atomic

        atoms
               Muriel Rukeyser/The universe is made
               George Wald/A physicist is an

        atrocity
               George Orwell/The nationalist not only
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Certainement qui est en

        attainment
               Oscar Wilde/It is sometimes said

        attempting
               Leigh Brackett/Do, or do not.
               Gen. George S. Patton/If a man does

        attention
               Jason Love/The average American attention

        attention_getting
               Bill Maher/Americans don't want privacy.

        attention_span
               Dennis Miller/America has the attention

        attitude
               Hugh Black/We may not be

        audience
               Will Rogers/We can't all be

        austerity
               Ferrik Aetas/Austerity is simply a

        authenticity
               Fuller/Acount him thy real
               G.I. Gurdjieff/In most of world
               William Shakespeare/And these few precepts
               St Catherine of Siena/Be who God meant
               Henry David Thoreau/Beware of all enterprises

        authority
               George Bancroft/The best government rests
               The Buddha/Personally examine and verify
               Albert Einstein/Unthinking respect for authority
               Albert Einstein/To punish me for
               Wendy Kaminer/The spiritual peace and
               Timothy Leary/There are] two basic
               Bertrand Russell/Discipline, as it exists
               Bertrand Russell/So far as I
               Author Unknown/The world is full
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Il est dangereux d'avoir
               Oscar Wilde/Ordinary cruelty is simply

        automation
               Warren G. Bennis/The factory of the

        autonomous
               Ann Marion/We want to fashion

        autonomy
               Pythagoras/Rest satisfied with doing
               René Jules Dubos/Wherever human beings are
               Dos Equis/The bulk of your
               Horace Greeley/I do not regret
               Jimi Hendrix/I'm the one that's
               RSV Matthew VII:6/Do not give dogs
               Thomas Paine/I do not believe
               Frederick William Robertson/Make few explanations. The
               Jean-Jacques Rousseau/Take the course opposite
               William Graham Sumner/He who would be
               Paul Tillich/The life-and-death struggle of
               Author Unknown/Honi soit qui mal
               Oscar Wilde/I would sooner have

        avoidance
               H. Jackson Brown Jr/When someone asks you
               Dr W. Gardner Campbell/It becomes so important
               John Kenneth Galbraith/Talk of revolution is
               Mignon McLaughlin/What you can't get

        awareness
               René Descartes/COGITO ERGO SUM [ Je
               Ernest Hemingway/Every man should have
               Rik Mayall/I don't think, therefore
               H.L. Mencken/It is [a politician's]
               Sir Isaac Newton/If I have seen
               José Ortega y Gasset/It is clear that
               Heidi Sandige/Am I lightheaded because
               Albert Schweitzer/As soon as man
               James Thurber/Let us not look

        bachelors
               H.L. Mencken/Bachelors know more about

        backsides
               Author Unknown/You have two ends

        bad_news
               Sophocles/No one loves the

        bad_taste
               Andy Warhol/Bad taste makes the

        bagpipes
               Alfred Hitchcock/These are bagpipes. I
               Errol Hursh/Though apparently the original

        balance
               Valerie J. Freireich/Symmetry is not justice.

        banking
               Mark Twain/A banker is a

        banks
               Robert Frost/A bank is a

        barbarism
               Edmond de Goncourt/La sauvagerie est nécessaire
               Denis Diderot/Fanaticism is just one

        bathing
               G.K. Chesterton/I believe in getting
               Robert Holmes/No, "Eureka" is Greek
               Alexander Woollcott/Reading Proust is like

        beards
               W.C. Fields/All the men in

        beauty
               Douglas Adams/Isn't it enough to
               Ambrose Bierce/Belladonna (n.): in Italian
               Ambrose Bierce/Beauty (n.): the power
               William Blake/Abstinence sows sand all
               Daniel Burnham/Make no little plans.
               Emily Dickinson/Go Not Too Near
               John Dryden/All heiresses are beautiful.
               Albert Einstein/The most beautiful thing
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Beauty without grace is
               John Erskine/There's a difference between
               Redd Foxx/Beauty is only skin
               Anatole France/If the path be
               R. Buckminster Fuller/When I am working
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Das Nützliche befordert sich
               The Gulistan of Moslih Eddin Saadi/Hyacinths
               Anne Herbert/Practice random kindness and
               Ralph Hoffmann/If a parent wishes
               John Keats/A thing of beauty
               Jean Kerr/I'm tired of all
               Hakushu Kitahara/I have bought bread
               Mercedes Lackey/It's so scary that
               Thomas Mann/And his heart was
               Christopher Marlowe/His looks do menace
               Taoist maxim/There is ugliness in
               David Morton/Who Walks With Beauty
               John Muir/Everybody needs beauty as
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Set around you small,
               Dorothy Parker/I require only three
               Dolly Parton/The way I see
               Donald Culross Peattie/Beauty is excrescence, superabundance,
               Pine Ridge Red Cloud Indian School/Native American Prayer
               Sir Herbert Edward Read/A people without a
               William Shakespeare/Oh, she doth teach
               Robert E. Sherwood/Dudley (an angel, played
               Robert Louis Stevenson/That man is successful
               Author Unknown/Time may be a
               Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
               Author Unknown/What is truth? What
               Author Unknown/Truth decays into beauty,
               widely quoted, usually unsourced/Beauty is in the
               Oscar Wilde/Give children beauty, not
               Oscar Wilde/There are two ways
               Oscar Wilde/Those who find ugly
               Oscar Wilde/To me, Beauty is

        bed
               George Burns/Don't stay in bed

        bedroom
               Groucho Marx/It's not often that

        begging
               Roger Casement/Where all your rights
               Ayn Rand/Do not beg for

        beginner
               Shunryu Suzuki/In the beginner's mind

        beginning
               Blaise Pascal/Les choses valent tousjours

        behavior
               Will Durant/One of the lessons
               La Rochefoucauld/Les vieillards aiment à
               Arthur Schopenhauer/A man can do

        behaviour
               Henri-Louis Bergson/Act like a man

        being
               Peter Cook/Margaret [seeing monkeys at
               Bruce Lee/It is futile to

        belief
               W.K. Clifford/It is wrong always,
               Joseph Conrad/The way of even
               Charles Darwin/The assumed instinctive belief
               Charles Dickens/It was the best
               Benjamin Disraeli/Man is a being
               Sidney Hook/It still remains true
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Ignorance is the soil
               Jiddu Krishnamurti/Knowledge, idea, belief stands
               Charles Lamb/Credulity is the man's
               John Lilly/In the province of
               Groucho Marx/Who are you going
               Groucho Marx/Those are my principles.
               Thomas Paine/Belief in a cruel
               Quintus Curtius Rufus/Fear makes men believe
               Adam Smith/The man scarce lives
               Author Unknown/Well, you presumably believe

        beliefs
               Blaise Pascal/Tout ce qu'il ya

        benevolence
               Frederick L. Collins/There are two types
               Hindu wisdom/May all have well-being
               Prophet Muhammad/A man's true wealth
               Thomas Paine/My country is the
               John Simon/Capitalism is the astounding

        betrayal
               Bruno Jasieńnski/Do not fear your
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/A time comes when

        beverages
               Woody Allen/Why does man kill?

        bicycles
               Irina Dunn/A woman needs a

        bigotry
               Ambrose Bierce/Bigot (n.): One who
               Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues
               James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
               Mark Russell/Some people say, 'If

        bikinis
               Alan Dybner/Eric Forman (Topher Grace):
               Sam Ewing/Computers are like bikinis.
               Aaron Levenstein/Statistics are like a

        billboards
               Ogden Nash/I think that I

        binary
               Author Unknown/There are 10 kinds

        biology
               Mike Adams/Organic chemistry is the
               Albert Einstein/No, this trick wont
               Martin Gardner/Evolution is as much
               D.O. Hebb/Modern psychology takes completely
               Jerome Lettvin/Enzymes are things invented

        birds
               Joan Walsh Anglund/A bird does not
               Mercedes Lackey/You can put a
               Latin proverb/PLUS VALET IN MANIBUS
               Jason Love/The rat race is

        birth
               Baron de Montesquieu/We should weep for
               T.S. Eliot/Birth, copulation and death.
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Heresy is a cradle;
               George Bernard Shaw/Why was I born

        birth_control
               Niall Baird/Correct me if I'm

        birthdays
               Robert Frost/A diplomat is a
               John Herschel Glenn Jr/For all the advances

        bitterness
               Will Durant/Those who have suffered

        blame
               Eric Hoffer/Fair play is primarily
               Laurence J. Peter/Democracy is a process
               Gene Roddenberry/We must question the
               Haruka Takachiho/But it's NOT OUR
               Bill Watterson/If you hadn't screwed

        blasphemy
               George Bernard Shaw/All great truths begin

        blessing
               Dr Roger E. Miller/I am mentally surrounding

        blindness
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/The old law of

        blood
               Thomas Jefferson/The tree of liberty
               Melville Shavelson/Blood's not thicker than

        blushing
               Jonathan Swift/As blushing will sometimes

        boats
               Russian proverb/Pray to God, but

        body
               Kahlil Gibran/And your body is
               Rumer Godden/There is an Indian
               Sir John Lubbock/A room without books
               Emo Philips/I think of my
               Author Unknown/I finally got my

        body_as_temple
               Chuck Lorre/Remember, your body is
               Adam Warren/Some people think of

        bogus
               Author Unknown/Mind you, not as
               Fielding H. Yost/The will to win

        books
               John Aikin/To choose a good
               St Thomas Aquinas/HOMINEM UNIUS LIBRI TIMEO
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/When is human nature
               Ambrose Bierce/The covers of this
               Daniel Joseph Boorstin/God is the Celebrity-Author
               Samuel Butler/It must be remembered
               Charles Dickens/There are books of
               Benjamin Disraeli/Books are fatal: they
               John Dryden/He was naturally learned;
               J.W. Eagan/Never judge a book
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.
               G. Fitch/The chain which can
               Benjamin Franklin/Free people write books.
               A. Whitney Griswold/Books won't stay banned.
               Robert M. Hamilton/A book of quotations
               Robert A. Heinlein/All men must die,
               Alfred Hitchcock/The paperback is very
               Thomas Jefferson/I cannot live without
               Ben Jonson/Some men are born
               Nora Joyce/Why don't you write
               Fran Lebowitz/Magazines all too frequently
               Oscar Levant/I have given up
               Sir John Lubbock/A room without books
               Groucho Marx/From the moment I
               Groucho Marx/Outside of a dog,
               Christopher Darlington Morley/When you sell a
               Dorothy Parker/This is not a
               Alan Paton/Who knows what we
               Austin Phelps/Wear the old coat
               Mark Twain/The man who doesn't
               Author Unknown/This book fills a
               Author Unknown/The multitude of books
               Henry Van Dyke/I sing the praise
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/[La bibliothèque] est une
               Oscar Wilde/There is no such

        bootlegging
               Al Capone/When I sell liquor,

        boredom
               Winston Churchill/I am bored with
               Ben Elton/There's nothing so boring
               Susan Ertz/Millions long for immortality
               Dorothy Parker/The cure for boredom
               Mrs Hester Travers Smith/Being dead is the
               Author Unknown/A professor is one
               John Updike/Life is like an

        bores
               Ambrose Bierce/Bore (n.): a person

        boring_people
               Bert Taylor/A bore is a

        bosses
               Harry S. Truman/A leader in the

        boyhood
               Plato/Of all the animals,
               Straton of Sardis/Strato/Boys are a labyrinth
               Anonymous/When A Father Prays
               M.A. Arthur Trewby/Except for the purpose
               Ambrose Bierce/The fact that boys
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/I like boys. .
               Michael Glouberman/I think it's my
               Eddie Gorodetsky/You can't keep Jake
               T. Morris Longstreth/The Two of Me
               Nixon Waterman/Making a Man

        boys
               Bion of Borysthenes/Boys throw rocks at
               Kin Hubbard/Boys will be boys,
               Abraham Kaplan/I call it the

        braces
               Steven Wright/Some people think George

        bragging
               Benjamin Franklin/Well done is better

        brain
               Hippocrates/Men ought to know
               Barry L. Beyerstein/Prevalent beliefs that knowledge
               Barry L. Beyerstein/In arguing that current
               Ambrose Bierce/Brain (n.): An apparatus
               Winston Churchill/Any man who is
               D.O. Hebb/Modern psychology takes completely
               Margery Sharp/My mental facilities are
               George Bernard Shaw/A fool's brain digests
               Author Unknown/Brain cells come and

        brains
               anonymous/Dont lose your head

        bravery
               E.M. Forster/I would rather be
               Dolores Ibarruri/It is better to
               Friedrich Nietzsche/I love the brave:
               Mark Toby/Eddie's Father : You know,

        breakdown
               Alan Paton/What broke in a

        breasts
               Dolly Parton/If I hadn't had

        brevity
               Dorothy Parker/Brevity is the soul
               Dennis Roch/If it takes a
               Sydney Smith/There is an event

        bribery
               Simon Cameron/An honest politician is

        broken
               Tim Allen/If it ain't broke,
               Bert Lantz/If it ain't broke,

        brotherhood
               Charles Aleyn/The fine and noble
               Matthew Arnold/Culture is the ability
               Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
               H. Jackson Brown Jr/Never deprive someone of
               Frank Moore Colby/Persecution was at least
               William Cowper/I was born of
               Stephen Crane/I stood upon a
               Clarence Darrow/The best that we
               Arthur Powell Davies/The world is now
               John Donne/No man is an
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Every man I meet
               Charles J. Finger/In our occidental society
               Joseph Fletcher/We ought to love
               Peter Fonda/George Hanson : You know,
               Henry Emerson Fosdick/No one can be
               Erich Fromm/Love of the helpless
               David B. Goodstein/The enemies of gay
               June Goodwin/That smile
               John Foster Hall/We are all here
               Nathaniel Hawthorne/It contributes greatly towards
               Hillel/What is hateful to
               Hindu wisdom/May all have well-being
               John Andrew Holmes/It is well to
               Indian proverb/The smile that you
               Everett LeRoi Jones/Walk through life, beautiful
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/Returning hate for hate
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/True peace is not
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/I want to be
               Rudyard Kipling/I always prefer to
               also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as
               Li T'ai Po/When shall there be
               Abraham Lincoln/He has a right
               Samuel Longfellow/From hand to hand
               Rosa Zagnoni Marinoni/Who are My People?
               Montaigne/We are not here
               Montaigne/Diversity is the one
               A.J. Muste/There is no way
               Proverbs XVII:17/A brother is born
               RSV Romans XIII:8/Owe no one anything,
               Eric Sevareid/Brotherhood is not so
               Rev Paul Simpson/I have not really
               Dr Wafa Sultan/Brother, you can believe
               Bob Teague/The net effect of
               Joseph A. Torrey/Through this toilsome world,
               Turkish proverb/When the ax entered
               Author Unknown/Pray don't find fault
               Author Unknown/Let
               Henry Van Dyke/Four things a man
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Hello, farewell.
               Howard A. Walter/I Would Be True
               Booker T. Washington/I shall allow no
               Daniel Webster/If we work upon
               Walt Whitman/It is to the
               Oscar Wilde/We are all in
               Percival Christopher Wren/The love of a
               Malcolm X/I've had enough of
               Roger Zelazny/I trusted him like

        brown_rag
               Minnie Louise Haskins/And I said to
               Henry Van Dyke/Four things a man

        buck_passing
               Sherri Stoner/This looks like a

        bugs
               T. John Wendel/Bug? That's not a

        buildings
               Jorge Luis Borges/Nothing is built on
               Jules Henri Poincaré/Science is built up

        bulimia
               Barbara Ehrenreich/Exercise is the yuppie
               Paula Poundstone/I've decided that perhaps

        bullshit
               Richard Armour/That money talks,

        bullying
               David Saks/Why don't you try

        bumbling
               Groucho Marx/Politics is the art

        bumper_stickers
               Charles M. Schulz/There's a difference between

        bureaucrats
               Milton Friedman/Hell hath no fury

        burial_at_sea
               Alfred Hitchcock/There is nothing quite

        business
               Anatole France/On croit mourir pour
               Eric Sevareid/The biggest big business
               Les Welch/If you worry about

        busy-ness
               Henry David Thoreau/Success usually comes to

        busybodies
               Barbara Hambly/God has judged me
               Wendell Phillips/The Puritan's idea of
               John Waters/Family" this and "family"
               Oscar Wilde/Mrs Chevely is one

        butlers
               W.C. Fields/Ah, the patter of

        butter
               Hermann Göring/Guns make us powerful;

        calm
               Daniel Webster/Keep cool. Anger is

        candy
               Author Unknown/One of life's mysteries

        cannibalism
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some

        capability
               Mark Twain/It's not the size

        capitalism
               Woody Allen/If only God would
               Ambrose Bierce/Spring beckons! All things
               Gen. Smedley Butler/I spent thirty-three years
               Calvin Coolidge/Business will be either
               Albert Einstein/Too many of us
               Anatole France/A people living under
               William Goldman/Life is Pain. Anyone
               George Jean Nathan/Patriotism, as I see
               P.J. O'Rourke/Better an unfair distribution
               Dorothy Parker/The two most beautiful
               John Simon/Capitalism is the astounding
               Author Unknown/Market failure, n. The
               Abigail Van Buren/If we could sell

        cards
               Nelson Algren/Never play cards with
               Rev Jerry Falwell/You'll be riding along

        carpe_diem
               Lanny Cotler/I always made the
               Henry James/To take what there
               Sun Tzu/Opportunities multiply as they
               Joseph A. Torrey/Through this toilsome world,

        carpentry
               Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses

        cars
               Erma Bombeck/Never lend your car
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I believe that global
               Franz Kafka/Love has as few
               Dorothy Parker/The best way to
               Kenneth Tynan/A critic is a
               Bill Watterson/Hey Dad, remember our

        cartoons
               Dave Finkel/Some of you may
               Dave Finkel/Yakko, is our use
               Michael Maltese/Hankerin' for trouble, eh?
               Michael Maltese/Go on! Shoot me
               Michael Maltese/Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn!
               Michael Maltese/Consequences, shmonsequences! As long
               Michael Maltese/Oh . . .
               Michael Maltese/The Ranger isn't gonna

        cashmere
               Fran Lebowitz/I do not believe

        catastrophe
               Nicolas Chamfort/The only thing that

        cats
               Bob Baker/There's more than one
               Ellen Perry Berkeley/As every cat owner
               Missy Dizick/Some people say that
               English proverb/In a cat's eye,
               Benjamin Franklin/A countryman between two
               James V. Gallagher/I can see stopping
               Errol Hursh/Though apparently the original
               H.L. Mencken/Women do not like
               Mark Twain/If man could be
               Mark Twain/There are things a
               Mark Twain/One of the most

        caution
               Praxilla of Sikyon/Under cover
               anonymous/Dont lose your head
               St Thomas Aquinas/HOMINEM UNIUS LIBRI TIMEO
               James Baldwin/Be careful what you
               Yogi Berra/You got to be
               Otto von Bismarck/A little caution outflanks
               Dik Browne/As you journey through
               C.J. Cherryh/Cherryh's Law: No rule
               E.E. cummings/Be of love a
               Bo Diddley/Don't let your mouth
               William C. Dietz/Words can be as
               Dutch Proverb/Een schip op het
               Vaclav Havel/Seek the company of
               David Lammers/Most people exhibit what
               Gen. James N. Mattis/Be polite, be professional,
               Columbus Palmer Home for Children/When your mom is
               Russian proverb/Be friends with the
               Russian proverb/Make yourself into a
               Henry David Thoreau/Beware of all enterprises
               Kelvin Throop/Beware the superficially profound.
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Be careful what you
               Oscar Wilde/I choose my friends

        cavalry
               Otto von Bismarck/A little caution outflanks

        celebrities
               P.J. O'Rourke/You can't shame or

        celebrity
               Fred Allen/A celebrity is a
               Daniel Joseph Boorstin/God is the Celebrity-Author
               Adrian Edmondson/Talent is only a

        celibacy
               Peter de Vries/On celibacy: It's the

        censorship
               John Aikin/To choose a good
               Georg Morris Cohen Brandes/It is useless to
               E.M. Forster/We are willing enough
               John Gilmore/The Net interprets censorship
               Heinrich Heine/Wherever books are burned,
               Robert A. Heinlein/Censorship is never logical
               Chuck Lorre/The smell of burning
               Clare Boothe Luce/Censorship, like charity, should
               John Stuart Mill/If all mankind minus
               George Bernard Shaw/Assassination is the extreme
               Potter Stewart/Censorship reflects a society's
               Mae West/I believe in censorship.

        centralisation
               Oscar Wilde/Ordinary cruelty is simply

        certainty
               Albert Einstein/As far as the
               Erich Fromm/The quest for certainty
               Ashley Montague/Science has proof without
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le doute n'est pas

        challenge
               Bette Davis/Attempt the impossible in
               Walt Disney/It's kind of fun

        chance
               Herman Kirchenhoffer/His heart was yours
               Louis Pasteur/Dans les champs de
               Louis Pasteur/Dans le champs de

        change
               Russell Brand/Beneath the fear, doubt,
               Russell Brand/When I was poor
               Juan Wa Chang/Living is change. Growth
               Aldous Huxley/The charm of history
               New English Bible I Corinthians 1:27-28/Yet to shame the
               Alphonse Karr/The more things change,
               Bruce Lee/Set patterns, incapable of
               John Lions/On our campus the
               Harold Livingston/I know engineers. They
               Ol Parker/The only real failure
               Irene Peter/Just because everything is
               Jonathan Swift/There is nothing in
               Author Unknown/It is not the
               Author Unknown/Things don't happen the
               Matt Whiteley/Here's to the crazy
               Malcolm X/Usually when people are

        chaos
               Henry B. Adams/Chaos often breeds life,
               Paul Kantner/We are forces of
               J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater

        character
               Heraclitus of Ephesus/A man's character is
               Evan Esar/A signature always reveals
               Elbert Hubbard/Many a man's reputation
               Abraham Lincoln/Nearly all men can
               Theodore Roosevelt/Character, in the long
               William Shakespeare/And these few precepts

        charity
               Dom Hélder Câmara/When I gave food
               Elbert Hubbard/Charity: a thing that
               Clare Boothe Luce/Censorship, like charity, should
               V.P. Skipper/A kiss: To a
               Harry Stein/The telethon invokes in

        charm
               John Erskine/There's a difference between
               Author Unknown/Truth decays into beauty,
               Oscar Wilde/Unless one is wealthy

        chastity
               Maya Angelou/Most plain girls are
               Anonymous/Chastity is curable, if
               St Augustine of Hippo/AT EGO . .
               Alex Comfort/We may eventually come
               Aldous Huxley/Chastity: the most unnatural
               George Santayana/Skepticism, like chastity should

        chauvinism
               Rob Grant/Oxygen's for losers!

        cheating
               W.C. Fields/A thing worth having
               Fran Lebowitz/Children are the most

        cheese
               Spanish proverb/I don't want the

        chemistry
               Mike Adams/Organic chemistry is the
               Albert Einstein/No, this trick wont

        chickens
               Joan Rivers/The nearest I ever

        chilbirth
               Elinor Goulding Smith/It sometimes happens, even

        child_bride
               Bob Saget/I'm marrying my girlfriend

        child_rearing
               Gene Brown/The toughest thing about
               Phyllis Diller/We spend the first
               Karl Shapiro/To make a child
               Will Smith/At the end of

        childbirth
               Russian proverb/We die as we

        childhood
               J.M. Barrie/Nothing that happens after
               Alan Beck/A girl is Innocence
               John Betjeman/Childhood is measured out
               Ambrose Bierce/Childhood (n.): The period
               Rachel Carson/If a child is
               Joel H. Cohen/Adults Suck, Then You
               Lt. Wilfrid Dellquest/Boys' Creed
               Charles Dickens/You are a human
               Charles Dickens/The dreams of childhood
               Dr Marion B. Durfee/A Parent's Prayer
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/The sun illuminates only
               Kahlil Gibran/And a woman who
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Denn wir können die
               Michael Jackson/Children] know everything that
               Douglas William Jerrold/Blessed be the hand
               Jean de la Bruyère/Les enfants n'ont ni
               D.H. Lawrence/Now the great and
               Judge Benjamin Barr Lindsey/I am for children
               Henry Wadsworth Longfellow/A boy's will is
               Chuck Lorre/At thirty-nine years old
               Douglas Malloch/A little girl is
               John Milton/The childhood shows the
               Friedrich Nietzsche/In every real man
               Philip Oakes/I could see that
               Pablo Picasso/Every child is an
               Michael Piller/If you want to
               Carl Sagan/Wow! There must be
               William Saroyan/Kids are always the
               Karl Shapiro/To make a child
               Steven Spielberg/Gigolo Joe (Jude Law):
               François Truffaut/L'adolescence ne laisse un
               Author Unknown/I may not have
               Bill Watterson/Childhood is short and

        childishness
               Christopher Marlowe/I count religion but

        childlike
               Doug Larson/The aging process has
               Ken Russell/Don't associate naïvete with

        childlikeness
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Das Alter macht nicht
               Sergio Leone/Il mio modo di

        children
               Aristotle/Those who educate children
               Brian Aldiss/When childhood dies, its
               Kingsley Amis/It is no wonder
               Cleveland Amory/There are three terrible
               Sam Austin/Homosexuality is God's way
               Dave Barry/If you were to
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two
               Ambrose Bierce/The fact that boys
               Otto von Bismarck/Universal suffrage is the
               Roy Blount Jr/Contemporary American children, if
               Erma Bombeck/One thing they never
               Erma Bombeck/In general my children
               Erma Bombeck/Never lend your car
               Dietrich Bonhoeffer/The test of the
               Gene Brown/The toughest thing about
               Elizabeth Barrett Browning/The child's sob in
               Robert Byrne/Learning to dislike children
               Nicolas Chamfort/A philosopher told me
               Chinese Proverb/It is not economical
               John Ciardi/You don't have to
               Samuel Taylor Coleridge/Our quaint metaphysical opinions,
               Colette/A happy childhood is
               Cyril Connolly/Hate is the consequence
               Rodney Dangerfield/I have good-looking kids;
               Clarence Darrow/The first half of
               Holman F. Day/The purest affection the
               Simone de Beauvoir/What is an adult?
               Charles Dickens/I love these little
               Phyllis Diller/Tranquilizers work only if
               Alexandre Dumas/How is it that
               Duke of Windsor Edward/The thing that impresses
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/A child is a
               W.C. Fields/I like children, if
               W.C. Fields/Ah, the patter of
               W.C. Fields/Anyone who hates children
               Dr Maurice Freehill/Who is more foolish
               Sigmund Freud/What a distressing contrast
               Joseph Geha/They didn't know any
               Theodore Seuss Geisel/I'd rather write for
               Matt Groening/A woman knows all
               Jack Handey/The face of a
               Lenny Henry/I was born with
               Rev Jesse Jackson/Your children need your
               Joseph Joubert/Children need models rather
               Garrison Keillor/That's the news from
               Jean Kerr/The real menace in
               Joan Kerr/The real menace in
               Florence King/Children are satisfied with
               Charles Lamb/Credulity is the man's
               Chris Langham/They're putting acid in
               James Lapine/Children can be very
               Fran Lebowitz/Ask your child what
               Fran Lebowitz/Never allow your child
               Fran Lebowitz/As a teenager, you
               Fran Lebowitz/Children are the most
               Sam Levenson/The reason grandparents and
               Lizard/I would rather live
               Samuel Marchbanks/I find that the
               Brit Marling/Boar : Marriage is a
               Don Marquis/If a child shows
               Don Marquis/One of the most
               Judith Martin/The invention of the
               Groucho Marx/A child of five
               John Edward Masefield/And he who gives
               Daniel Menaker/Do not videotape your
               Gregg Mettler/It's not fair. .
               Dennis Miller/Be kind to your
               Mother Teresa of Calcutta/It is poverty to
               Martin Mull/Having children is like
               H.H. Munro/Children are given to
               Ogden Nash/Children aren't happy without
               Robert Orben/Never raise your hand
               P.J. O'Rourke/You know your children
               P.J. O'Rourke/Even very young children
               Dorothy Parker/The best way to
               Ray Romano/Everyone should have kids.
               Rita Rudner/I want to have
               George Bernard Shaw/A child hasn't a
               Elinor Goulding Smith/It sometimes happens, even
               Dr Benjamin Spock/There are only two
               Robert Louis Stevenson/That man is successful
               Jonathan Swift/I have been assured
               Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary
               Rabindranath Tagore/Do not confine your
               Harry S. Truman/I have found the
               Mark Twain/Familiarity breeds contempt --
               Author Unknown/Children should be obscene
               Ann Van Tassells/Children are like sponges;
               Gore Vidal/I don't like the
               Charles Wadsworth/By the time a

        childrens_rights
               Thomas Jefferson/Under the law of

        choice
               Kahlil Gibran/We choose our joys
               Bruce Lee/A teacher, a good
               Cat Stevens/You can treat the
               Oscar Wilde/I choose my friends

        church
               Fred Allen/Most of us spend
               Anonymous/The world is filled
               Winston Churchill/If you're going through
               Denis Diderot/The philosopher has never
               Benjamin Disraeli/Man is a being
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/I like the silent
               Rev Glendon Harris/No church has the
               Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
               Robert G. Ingersoll/The Church says that
               John F. Kennedy/I believe in an
               Ukranian proverb/The church is near,

        church_state_separat
               John Dewey/If one inquires why
               Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues
               James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Spiritual leadership should remain
               Harry S. Truman/Having found the [atomic]
               Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
               Roger Williams/God requireth not a

        churches
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Spiritual leadership should remain

        cigars
               Rudyard Kipling/A woman is only

        circus
               Austin O'Malley/A book reviewer is

        cities
               Oscar Wilde/Modernity of form and

        citizenship
               Carl Kaufmann/It is the duty

        city
               Herbert Prochnow/A city is a
               Walt Whitman/The Greatest City

        civil_service
               Robert A. Heinlein/In a mature society,

        civilisation
               Brian Aldiss/Civilization is the distance
               Stephen Vincent Benét/We don't know where
               Eric Berne/We are born princes
               David Brin/Fiery energy lanced out,
               George Carlin/We will never be
               Bennett Cerf/Good manners: The noise
               Alan Coult/The flush toilet is
               Edmond de Goncourt/La sauvagerie est nécessaire
               Will Durant/Civilization exists by geological
               T.S. Eliot/And the wind shall
               Harlan Ellison/K is for "Kenghis
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/The end of the
               Martin H. Fischer/A living civilization creates;
               Sigmund Freud/The first human who
               Stanley Garn/If the Aborigine drafted
               Paul Gauguin/Civilization is what makes
               Julian Jaynes/Civilization is the art
               Dorothy D. Lee/. . . here
               C.S. Lewis/That is the key
               Bernard Lovell/The challenge of space
               Carol Matthau/The dying process begins
               Will Rogers/You can't say civilization
               B.F. Skinner/Society attacks early, when
               C.P. Snow/Civilization is hideously fragile
               Herbert Spencer/Civilization is a progress
               Arnold J. Toynbee/Civilization is a movement
               Mark Twain/Civilization is a limitless
               Mark Twain/There are many humorous
               Author Unknown/ALL THE PAST IS
               Author Unknown/Humanity isn't a civilization;
               Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Animals have a great
               West African Proverb/It takes a village
               Bryan White/We never really grow
               Alfred North Whitehead/Civilization advances by extending
               Alfred North Whitehead/There is now no
               Alfred North Whitehead/The vigor of civilized

        civilization
               David Letterman/New York . .
               Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses

        class_structure
               John Cleese/I feel very keenly
               Eugene Victor Debs/While there is a

        classic
               Mark Twain/A classic is something

        classics
               Joseph Sobran/In one century we

        classless_society
               W.S. Gilbert/When everyone is somebody,
               Oscar Wilde/Though our modern Puritans

        cleanliness
               Will Rogers/What the country needs
               David Sacks/Showers are the opiate

        clergy
               Herbert Hensley Henson/Men are doubtful and

        cleverness
               Ogden Nash/Too clever is dumb.

        climbing
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Whenever I climb I

        clothing
               Woody Allen/Eternal nothingness is fine
               Larry Jacobson/It's not the dress
               Austin Phelps/Wear the old coat
               Françoise Sagan/A dress makes no
               Kendra Tarket/You know that you've
               Mark Twain/Clothes make the man.

        clowns
               Red Skelton/A clown is a

        cluelessness
               Edward Flaherty/You couldn't get a

        coffee
               Michael Collins/If you'll excuse me
               Paul Erdos/A mathematician is a

        coincidence
               G.K. Chesterton/Coincidences are spiritual puns.

        collapse
               Alfred North Whitehead/There is now no

        collecting
               Daniel Joseph Boorstin/You must collect things

        college
               Helen Keller/College isn't the place
               Hellen Keller/College isn't the place

        colleges
               Bob Dylan/Colleges are like old-age

        colours
               Ken Weaver/Burnt Sienna. Thats the

        comeback
               Written in the dust/It's hard to make

        comedians
               W.C. Fields/A comic should suffer
               Spike Milligan/Blessed are the cracked

        comedy
               Ludwig von Beethoven/Friends applaud, the Comedy
               Aldous Huxley/We participate in a
               Jay Leno/The biggest difference between
               H.L. Mencken/Creator: A comedian whose

        comfort
               Stephen Crane/I was in the
               David 'Dave' Tyson Gentry/True friendship comes when
               Lao Tzu/A scholar who cherishes

        comforting
               Lord Byron/The drying up a

        comics
               Berkeley Breathed/Like, what do they
               Berkeley Breathed/The first sign of
               Dik Browne/As you journey through
               Johnny Hart/If man evolved from
               Charles M. Schulz/Charlie Brown : What happened
               Charles M. Schulz/Don't worry about the
               Charles M. Schulz/Sometimes I lie awake
               Sherri Stoner/This looks like a
               Bill Watterson/Sometimes I think the
               Bill Watterson/Another casualty of applied
               Bill Watterson/As a math atheist,
               Bill Watterson/Aww Mom, you act
               Bill Watterson/Childhood is short and
               Bill Watterson/Do you think God
               Bill Watterson/Hey Dad, remember our
               Bill Watterson/It's not denial. I'm
               Bill Watterson/Verbing weirds language.
               Bill Watterson/Calvin : Do you believe
               Bill Watterson/I let my mind
               Bill Watterson/If you hadn't screwed
               Tom Wilson/You can complain because

        commerce
               Calvin Coolidge/Business will be either
               J. Edgar Hoover/I regret to say
               Richard Milhous Nixon/If you think the
               Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.

        commitment
               Ambrose Bierce/Woman would be more

        committees
               Richard Harkness/What is a committee?
               Author Unknown/Bradley's Bromide:

        committment
               Lao Tzu/Being deeply loved by
               Chuck Lorre/Dr Amy Farrah Fowler

        common_people
               Napoleon Bonaparte/Religion is excellent stuff
               Abraham Lincoln/The Lord prefers common-looking

        common_sense
               Albert Einstein/Common sense is the
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/On dit quelquefois: 'Le

        commonness
               Father Larry Lorenzoni/The average person thinks

        communication
               Christopher John Bradbury Robinson/It's the similarity between
               Jack Handey/The face of a
               Tom Lehrer/I wish people who
               Author Unknown/I know you believe

        communism
               Anonymous/The biggest detractors of
               Dom Hélder Câmara/When I gave food
               Edgar Z. Friedenberg/The "teenager" seems to
               Lyndon B. Johnson/I do not think
               Gary North/Socialism is simply Communism

        community
               John Cleese/I feel very keenly
               Erich Fromm/Love of the helpless
               Henrik Ibsen/A community is like
               Herbert Prochnow/A city is a
               Howard A. Walter/I Would Be True

        compassion
               Plato/Be kind, for everyone
               Anonymous/When A Father Prays
               St Augustine of Hippo/Give to every man,
               Francis Bacon/Certainly, in taking revenge,
               J.M. Barrie/We should be slower
               Chinese proverb/If thy enemy wrong
               Charles Dickens/Have a heart that
               Albert Einstein/A man's ethical behavior
               Shirley Gordon/The only things you
               Robert A. Heinlein/Natural laws have no
               Zenna Henderson/You saw a hurting
               William M. Holden/Hell is paved with
               Pam Hopkins/Eternal Peace
               William James/The art of being
               Abraham Lincoln/He has a right
               Henry Wadsworth Longfellow/If we could read
               Paul Monash/JUDD
               Native American prayer/GREAT SPIRIT ---
               Pirke Avot, Traditional Text (Sayings of the Jewish Fathers)/Do not condemn your
               Antonio Porchia/In a full heart
               Rod Steiger/If we can get
               Mark Toby/Eddie's Father : You know,
               Joseph A. Torrey/Through this toilsome world,
               Author Unknown/If we'd been born

        compatibility
               Juvenal/Never does nature say

        competence
               Bob Baker/Interfere? Of course we
               H.L. Mencken/The older I get,
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If you can do

        competition
               George Ade/Anybody can win, unless
               Maltbie Davenport Babcock/Our business in life
               George Carlin/Cloud nine gets all
               Graham Chapman/In accordance with our
               C.J. Cherryh/If you're up against
               Matt Dearborn/It's not whether you
               Spalding Gray/How therapeutic it is
               Barbara Hambly/To kill is to
               Groucho Marx/There is no sweeter
               H.L. Mencken/At the bottom of
               Bertrand Russell/People seem good while
               Lily Tomlin/No matter how cynical
               Author Unknown/There is nothing noble
               George Raymond Wagner/Win if you can,
               Jack Welch/If you don't have

        complaining
               Anthony D. Weiner/It has seeped into

        complaint
               Dale Carnegie/Any fool can criticize,
               Dr M. Scott Peck/Most do not fully
               Lily Tomlin/Man invented language to
               Tom Wilson/You can complain because
               M. Zimmerman/Zimmerman's Law of Complaints:

        completion
               Paul Valery/A poem is never

        compliments
               Dr Samuel Johnson/Boswell : That, Sir, was
               H.L. Mencken/If, after I depart

        comprehension
               Groucho Marx/A child of five
               Bill Wulf/There is only one

        compromise
               Ludwig Erhard/A compromise is the
               Michael Horton/Politics is about making
               Thomas Merton/The biggest human temptation
               Russian proverb/A bad compromise is
               Author Unknown/It's easy to live
               Joan D. Vinge/The last square peg
               Larry Wall/We all agree on

        computing
               Douglas Adams/First we thought the
               Jeremy S. Anderson/There are two major
               anonymous Usenet user/Manually managing blocks of
               Mark Ardis/One Page Principle: A
               Isaac Asimov/Part of the inhumanity
               Mark Atkinson/In headlines today, the
               Dave Barry/A printer consists of
               Dave Barry/The Internet is the
               R.S. Barton/Maybe Computer Science should
               Kent Beck/Optimism is an occupational
               Jon Bentley/People who deal with
               Nathaniel Borenstein/The most likely way
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The tar pit of
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/All programmers are optimists.
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The flow chart is
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The programmer, like the
               Joseph Campbell/The] computer . .
               Ryan Campbell/Commenting your code is
               Chinese proverb/Give a man a
               Doug Clapp/Imagine that Cray computer
               Richard Cline/Are we thinking here,
               Rick Cook/Programming today is a
               Seymoure Cray/#3 pencils and quadrille
               Seymoure Cray/I just bought a
               Robert X. Cringely/If the automobile had
               Stanton Delaplane/The computer is down.
               E.W. Dijkstra/GOTO Statement Considered Harmful
               Peter Drucker/The computer is a
               John C. Dvorak/In all large corporations,
               David Ferrier/Computer: a million morons
               Pierre Gallois/If you put tomfoolery
               Andrew Hamilton/Computers in the future
               R.W. Hamming/The purpose of computing
               Sydney J. Harris/The real danger is
               Stephen Hawking/I think computer viruses
               Robert A. Heinlein/Don't explain computers to
               C.A.R. Hoare/The clothes have no
               John Johnson/First, solve the problem.
               Ralph Johnson/Before software can be
               Guy Kawasaki/Saying Windows95 is equal
               Morris Kingston/To err is human,
               Karl Lehenbauer/There are bugs and
               Karl Lehenbauer/My computer can beat
               Karl Lehenbauer/UNIX: Some say the
               Karl Lehenbauer/Weekends were made for
               Karl Lehenbauer/e-credibility: the non-guaranteeable likelihood
               Dr Roger Levian/The fault lies not
               John Lions/On our campus the
               David E. Lundstrom/All the good computer
               Ted Nelson/Software is best understood
               Ted Nelson/Learning to program has
               Ken Olson/There is no reason
               Robert Orben/To err is human,
               Seymour Papert/BASIC is to computer
               parody of line from/A LISP programmer knows
               Alan Perlis/You can measure a
               Emo Philips/A computer once beat
               Pablo Picasso/Mechanical brains or calculating
               Ernst Jan Plugge/The day Microsoft makes
               C. Portman/When everything has been
               Zygmundt R./You know why there
               Jeff Raskin/Imagine if every Thursday
               Mitch Ratcliffe/A computer lets you
               Dennis M. Ritchie/A language that doesn't
               Andy Rooney/Computers make it easier
               Bruce Schneier/Trying to make bits
               Michael Sinz/Programming is like sex,
               Henry Spencer/Those who do not
               Clifford Stoll/Why is it drug
               Clifford Stoll/Treat your password like
               C.D. Tavares/Since when is "public
               Ken Thompson/SCCS, the source motel!
               Linus Torvalds/Only wimps use tape
               Edward Tufte/There are only two
               Author Unknown/640K [of personal computer
               Author Unknown/There are 10 kinds
               Author Unknown/That does not compute.
               Author Unknown/You can log off
               Author Unknown/As things are, most
               Author Unknown/Law of Computability Applied
               Author Unknown/Laws of Computer Programming
               Author Unknown/Bradley's Bromide:
               Author Unknown/Any given program, when
               Author Unknown/I really hate this
               Author Unknown/We're here to give
               Author Unknown/If you want to
               Thomas Watson/I think there is
               Gerald M. Weinberg/The programmer's national anthem
               Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses
               T. John Wendel/Bug? That's not a
               Robert Wilensky/We've heard that a
               John F. Woods/Always code as if
               Steve Wozniak/Never trust a computer

        conceit
               J.M. Barrie/I'm not young enough
               Ambrose Bierce/Egotist (n.): a person
               Diana R. Black/Big egos are big
               Lucille S. Harper/The nice thing about
               Oscar Levant/I have given up
               Dan Post/An egotist is a
               Bertrand Russell/One of the symptoms

        concerts
               Jason Love/A concert is where

        conciliation
               Joseph Joubert/It is better to

        condemnation
               Dale Carnegie/Any fool can criticize,

        confidence
               Henry Ford/Whether you think that
               Joseph Wood Krutch/A skepticism pointing to
               Groucho Marx/I have nothing but
               Peter T. McIntyre/Confidence comes not from
               Charles M. Schulz/Don't worry about the

        conflict
               Camille Paglia/Identity thrives by conflict
               Author Unknown/A fight does not

        conformity
               Ferrik Aetas/Austerity is simply a
               William S. Burroughs/What a dreary prospect!
               Joseph Campbell/It's quite possible to
               Peter Cook/Margaret [seeing monkeys at
               William Cowper/To follow foolish precedents,
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/You will always find
               John Kenneth Galbraith/In any great organization
               Ernest Hemingway/God knows, people who
               Jim Henshaw/TV is the workhorse
               Jason Love/Remember that you are
               James Russell Lowell/Whatever you may be
               H.L. Mencken/It may be said
               Graham Moore/When I was 16
               Bertrand Russell/The prevention of free
               Bertrand Russell/Certain mental habits are
               Bertrand Russell/Should the working man
               Bertrand Russell/The joy of mental
               John Simon/It is proof of
               Andrew S. Tanenbaum/The nice thing about
               Henry Van Dyke/Individuality is the salt
               Oscar Wilde/And what is fashion?

        confusion
               Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't ask me
               Edward R. Murrow/Anyone who isn't confused
               James Thurber/Sixty minutes of thinking

        conquerors
               Edward Anhalt/It is inelegant for

        conquest
               Rolf Hochhuth/When the missionaries came

        conscience
               Mahatma Gandhi/In matters of conscience,
               Mahatma Gandhi/The only tyrant I
               Mahatma Gandhi/There is a higher
               Edgar A. Guest/Myself
               H.L. Mencken/Conscience: the inner voice
               William Shakespeare/Conscience doth make cowards
               Joseph Sobran/When a politician wrestles
               Charles William Stubbs/To sit alone with
               Author Unknown/I am not bound

        conscientious_object
               Muhammad Ali/I ain't got no

        consciousness
               Dr Albert Hoffman/I share the belief
               Dr Albert Hoffman/Deliberate provocation of mystical

        consequences
               Proverbs 26:27/Whoso diggeth a pit
               La Rochefoucauld/Notre repentir n'est pas

        conservation
               Edward Abbey/See one Grand Canyon,
               Ronald Reagan/A tree is a

        conservatism
               David Lammers/Most people exhibit what

        conservatives
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/When a nation's young
               Ambrose Bierce/Conservative (n): a statesman
               Winston Churchill/Any man who is
               Charles Caleb Colton/It is not so
               John Dewey/Intellectually, religious emotions are
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/All conservatives are such
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Men are conservatives when
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Nothing will motivate conservative
               John Kenneth Galbraith/The modern conservative is
               Elbert Hubbard/A conservative is a
               Rush Limbaugh/We have never taxed
               Abraham Lincoln/What is conservatism? Is
               John Stuart Mill/Conservatives are not necessarily
               Franklin Delano Roosevelt/A conservative is a
               Leo Rosten/Conservative: One who admires
               Frank Vanderlip/A conservative is a
               George Will/on conservatives]: They define

        consideration
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Hold yourself responsible for
               Hillel/What is hateful to
               also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as
               William Butler Yeats/Aedh Wishes for the

        consistency
               Oscar Wilde/What a fuss people

        conspiracy
               P.J. Plauger/If everybody's behavior can
               Author Unknown/When you philosophically oppose

        constancy
               Irene Peter/Just because everything is

        constructive_motivat
               Cat Stevens/You can treat the

        consultants
               Eric Sevareid/Consultant: any ordinary guy

        consumerism
               Andrei Codrescu/The American family today
               Larry Gelbart/Television] viewers must be
               D.H. Lawrence/How I hate the
               Sinclair Lewis/People will buy anything
               Harold Ramis/You can never get

        contemplation
               Friedrich Nietzsche/He who fights with

        contemporaries
               George Bernard Shaw/Why was I born

        contempt
               Dr Thomas Fuller/Many can bear adversity,
               Leslie Stephen/Gentlemen . . .

        content
               Arab proverb/Examine what is said,

        contentment
               Aesop/Be content with your
               Menander/We live, not as
               Socrates/He who is not
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Ganz gleich, ob König
               The Gulistan of Moslih Eddin Saadi/Hyacinths
               St Paul/7 . . .
               William Allen White/I do not fear
               Shimon ben Zoma/Who is wise?

        continence
               St Augustine of Hippo/AT EGO . .

        contracts
               Samuel Goldwyn/A verbal contract isn't
               Gypsy Rose Lee/God is love, but

        contradiction
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Let me never fall
               quoted in Arthur Bloch./If you are given

        control
               Edward Bernays/The conscious and intelligent
               Andy Bobrow/Reese : I just stopped
               Sigmund Freud/Man cannot remain a
               Terry Gilliam/When I left .
               Allen Ginsberg/Whoever controls the media,
               Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
               Edward S. Herman/The democratic postulate is
               The Invisible Committee/It is now publicly

        controversy
               Toni Morrison/I'm a controversial figure.

        conundrum
               Aristotle/We make war that
               Niels Bohr/We all agree that
               Samuel Taylor Coleridge/I have seen gross
               Samuel Goldwyn/A verbal contract isn't
               Heidi Sandige/Am I lightheaded because
               Albert Szent-Gyorgi/Discovery conceits in seeing
               Mae West/You're never too old
               Phil White/It's not an optical

        convenience
               Jeff Garbers/Easy to use" is

        conversation
               Richard Armour/It's all right to

        cooking
               Bob Baker/There's more than one
               Katherine Cebrian/I don't even butter
               Friedrich Nietzsche/In large states public
               Andy Rooney/The biggest seller is
               Carl Sagan/If you want to
               Danielle Steel/A bad review is

        cooperation
               Ethiopian proverb/When spiders unite, they
               Benjamin Franklin/We must indeed all

        copycat_behaviour
               Camille Paglia/I don't feel that

        coroner
               H.L. Mencken/Whenever a husband and

        correctness
               Woody Allen/Is sex dirty? Only
               Niels Bohr/Two sorts of truth:

        corruption
               Lord Acton/Power tends to corrupt
               c.2800 BCE Assyrian stone tablet/The Earth is degenerate
               St Augustine of Hippo/Because I do it
               Ashleigh Brilliant/I either want less
               David Brin/It's said that "power
               Quentin Crisp/However low a man
               Arthur Powell Davies/The world is now
               Ben Elton/When you look at
               Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of
               Haythum R. Khalid/All power corrupts, but
               C.S. Lewis/That is the key
               J. Robert Oppenheimer/We do not believe
               P.J. O'Rourke/Giving money and power
               William Shakespeare/Wisdom and goodness to
               George Bernard Shaw/Democracy is a form
               George Bernard Shaw/A government that robs
               Bill Watterson/Calvin : Do you believe
               Oscar Wilde/There are only two
               Oscar Wilde/Those who find ugly

        cosmos
               Philip José Farmer/The universe is a

        cost
               John Williamson/Anyone can hate. it

        counterproductive
               Miguel de Cervantes/Facts are the enemy
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Don't say things. What
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/The old law of

        country
               Prince of Wales Charles/A country free enough

        countrymen
               Samuel Adams/If ye love wealth

        courage
               Praxilla of Sikyon/Under cover
               Hans Christian Andersen/So the Emperor went
               Anonymous/When A Father Prays
               Ludwig Börne/True courage is not
               Laura Baker/Don't dare to be
               James Baldwin/Everything now, we must
               Meg Cabot/Courage is not the
               Mary Chapin Carpenter/Somebody once said that
               William Henry Channing/To live content with
               Noam Chomsky/It is the fundamental
               Richard Curtis/Ha! I laugh in
               Karlfried Graf Dürckheim/The man who, being
               Warwick Deeping/Doubt is a great
               Max Ehrmann/Desiderata
               Albert Einstein/Be a loner. That
               Albert Einstein/Any intelligent fool can
               George Eliot/Any coward can fight
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/It was high counsel
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Whoso would be a
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/You will hear [as
               Mahatma Gandhi/A coward is incapable
               Kahlil Gibran/Strengthen our hearts so
               Ernest Hemingway/Courage is] grace under
               William Ernest Henley/Invictus
               A.A. Hodge/It is easier to
               James Joyce/Where others crouched and
               Lucretius/NAM VELUTI PUERI TREPIDANT
               David Lynch/A world is supported
               Francis Maguire/The Strange Child
               Steve Maraboli/People who lack the
               Peter Marshall/Give us clear vision
               Marianne Moore/I May, I Might,
               David Morton/Who Walks With Beauty
               motto of the "Fighting/Gentle when stroked, fierce
               Edward R. Murrow/We will not be
               Reinhold Niebuhr/God, give us grace
               Friedrich Nietzsche/To exercise power costs
               Jean Paul/A timid person is
               Mary Renault/You never learn how
               Theodore Roosevelt/Courage, hard work, self-mastery,
               Theodore Roosevelt/All daring and courage,
               Theodore Roosevelt/I want to see
               Russian proverb/All the brave men
               Nadja Salerno-Sonnenberg/It takes a lot
               Eric Sevareid/The bigger the information
               Wilhelm Stekel/The mark of the
               J. Michael Straczynski/If you do not
               J. Michael Straczynski/Never follow somebody else's
               Guy W. Trosper/A man ain't whipped
               Dalton Trumbo/All men lose when
               Author Unknown/If evil is spoken
               Author Unknown/When it comes your
               Author Unknown/Faint heart never won
               Author Unknown/You cannot cross a
               Author Unknown/There's a fine line
               Virgil/TU NE CEDE MALIS
               H.G. Wells/Life is two things,
               William Allen White/I do not fear
               Gary Whitta/Fear is not real.
               Eli Wiesel/Take sides. Neutrality helps
               Peter Yarrow/Day is Done
               Jane Yolen/And for adults, the
               Emiliano Zapata/It is better to

        court
               Norm Crosby/When you go into

        courtesy
               Henry David Thoreau/The man who goes

        courts
               Peter Cook/We have been forced
               Charles Dickens/Do you spell it
               Mahatma Gandhi/There is a higher
               Neil Innes/Ladies and gentlemen, I've
               H.L. Mencken/The penalty for laughing

        cowardice
               Thucydides/The Nation that makes
               George Eliot/Any coward can fight
               E.M. Forster/I would rather be
               Mahatma Gandhi/A coward is incapable
               Elbert Hubbard/A conservative is a
               Dolores Ibarruri/It is better to
               Abraham Lincoln/To stand in silence
               Charles Morgan/All enchantments die; only
               Gary North/Socialism is simply Communism
               Jean Paul/A timid person is
               William Shakespeare/Conscience doth make cowards
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Marriage is the only

        cows
               John McNulty/The cow is nothing
               Dorothy Parker/Work is the province

        craft
               Leo Tolstoy/Art is not a

        crap
               Theodore Sturgeon/Sturgeon's Revelation: Ninety percent

        crayolas
               Ken Weaver/Burnt Sienna. Thats the

        craziness
               Judy Reiser/Some idiosyncrasies you might

        creation
               Dr Albert Hoffman/I share the belief
               Jason Love/God is whatever came
               Carl Sagan/If you want to
               James Ussher/In the beginning God
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Si Dieu nous a
               Oscar Wilde/I sometimes think that

        creationism
               Martin Gardner/Evolution is as much
               Martin Gardner/It is sad to
               Stephen Jay Gould/We must counterpose the
               Stephen Jay Gould/Creation science" has not
               Ashley Montague/Science has proof without
               James Ussher/In the beginning God

        creativity
               William Blake/I must create a
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The programmer, like the
               Cicero/I criticize by creation
               René Jules Dubos/Wherever human beings are
               Albert Einstein/The secret to creativity
               T.S. Eliot/In my beginning is
               Bernice Fitz-Gibbon/Creativity often consists of
               Gordon L. Glegg/At first sight, the
               Robert A. Heinlein/Be creative, invent a
               Henry James/To take what there
               Erica Jong/If sex and creativity
               Alan Kay/The best way to
               Charles Koechlin/The artist needs an
               David E. Lundstrom/All the good computer
               Toshio Okada/Creativity will not come
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We have to continually

        credibility
               Sun Yat-Sen/Trust is earned by

        crime
               Freda Adler/Stripped of ethical rationalizations
               Charles Baudelaire/What is irritating about
               Al Capone/When I sell liquor,
               Honoré de Balzac/Behind every great fortune
               Eugene Victor Debs/While there is a
               Erich Fromm/The successful revolutionary is
               Woody Guthrie/It's round the world
               Lao Tzu/The more laws and
               Quentin Reynolds/It is a rather
               Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller/Es ist schimpflich eine
               Eric Sevareid/No man was ever
               William H. Webster/Behind all the political

        criminals
               Tom Robbins/When freedom is outlawed,
               Oscar Wilde/The public is wonderfully

        criticism
               Dale Carnegie/Any fool can criticize,
               Cicero/I criticize by creation
               John Diefenbaker/The reading of history
               Elbert Hubbard/To escape criticism: do
               Joseph Joubert/Children need models rather
               Abraham Lincoln/He has a right
               W. Somerset Maugham/People ask for criticism,
               H.L. Mencken/Criticism is prejudice made
               Friedrich Nietzsche/The higher we soar,
               Flannery O'Connor/Everywhere I go I'm
               J. Robert Oppenheimer/We do not believe
               Dorothy Parker/This is not a
               Alexander Pope/Such labored nothings in
               Harold Robbins/Hemingway was a jerk.
               Gioacchino Rossini/Mr Wagner has beautiful
               George Bernard Shaw/There are some experiences
               John Simon/It is proof of
               Neal Stephenson/For a Westerner to
               Igor Stravinsky/Too many pieces of
               Mark Twain/Wagner's music is better
               Author Unknown/Harrison's Postulate:
               Andy Warhol/Bad taste makes the

        critics
               Christopher Hampton/Asking a working writer
               Dorothy Parker/I don't care what

        crossroads
               Woody Allen/More than any other

        crud
               Theodore Sturgeon/Sturgeon's Revelation: Ninety percent

        crudeness
               William Gibson/I put the shotgun

        cruelty
               E.E. cummings/pity this busy monster,
               Nathaniel Hawthorne/But it is a
               Betty McCollister/It is inconceivable that
               Thomas Paine/Belief in a cruel
               Bertrand Russell/The infliction of cruelty
               Robert Louis Stevenson/The cruelest lies are
               Oscar Wilde/Ordinary cruelty is simply
               Howard Zinn/Civil disobedience, that's not

        crusaders
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some

        crying
               Elizabeth Barrett Browning/The child's sob in
               Isak Dinesen/The cure for anything
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/I used to always
               Nora Ephron/Beware of men who
               J.M. Linsner/Laugh and the world
               Author Unknown/Don't cry because it's

        cults
               Steve Allen/As I argued in
               Wendy Kaminer/The spiritual peace and

        culture
               Matthew Arnold/Culture is the ability
               Prince of Wales Charles/A country free enough
               Erich Fromm/If faith cannot be
               John Gilmore/Truth: The most deadly
               Allen Ginsberg/Whoever controls the media,
               Edward Twitchell Hall Jr/The analysis of one's
               Edward S. Herman/The democratic postulate is
               Chuck Lorre/In a blinding flash
               Margaret Mead/If we are to
               H.L. Mencken/Men become civilized, not
               George Bernard Shaw/Reading made Don Quixote
               Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.
               Henry Van Dyke/Culture is the habit
               Oscar Wilde/There are only two

        cure
               Carl Jung/Show me a sane

        curiosity
               Albert Einstein/Curiosity has its own
               Albert Einstein/It is a miracle
               Dorothy Parker/The cure for boredom
               Charles Proteus Steinmetz/No man really becomes

        curmudgeons
               Florence King/I have been a

        curse
               American Standard Version Deuteronomy IV:26/I call heaven and
               Taoist maxim/It is easier to

        curtsying
               Lewis Carroll/Courtesy [Curtsey] while you're

        customer_service
               Author Unknown/Faire de la bonne

        customers
               Les Welch/If you worry about

        cynicism
               Ambrose Bierce/Cynic (n): a blackguard
               George Carlin/Inside every cynical person,
               H.L. Mencken/The cynics are right
               H.L. Mencken/The worst government is
               T.F. Mitchell/A cynic is a
               Dorothy Parker/Oh, life is a
               Lily Tomlin/No matter how cynical
               Oscar Wilde/Cecil Graham : What is

        damnation
               Robert G. Ingersoll/God so loved the
               Jim Steinman/You've been nothing but

        dancing
               Cicero/NEMO ENIM FERE SALTAT
               Madame de Staël/Sometimes . . .
               S.P. Somtow/Life is a slow

        danger
               Woody Allen/The lion and the
               anonymous Navy Pilot/I regret that I
               Hannah Arendt/There are no dangerous
               Ludwig Börne/Only the suppressed word
               Charles A. Beard/You need only reflect
               John Dewey/Anyone who has begun
               Albert Einstein/A little knowledge is
               Dave Finkel/Some of you may
               Dave Finkel/Yakko, is our use
               E.M. Forster/We are willing enough
               Michael Glouberman/I think it's my
               Helen Keller/Security is mostly a
               Audre Lorde/Your silence will not
               Niccolo Machiavelli/There is nothing more
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Glaubt es mir! --
               Jean Paul/A timid person is
               Alexander Pope/A little learning is
               Lord Salisbury/If you believe the
               William Shakespeare/Cry havoc, and let
               George Bernard Shaw/It is dangerous to
               J. Michael Straczynski/Liberty is always at
               Alfred North Whitehead/It is the business
               Oscar Wilde/A little sincerity is
               William Wordsworth/Shades of the prison-house
               William Butler Yeats/Come away, O human

        daring
               Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller/Es ist schimpflich eine

        darkness
               Raymond Chandler/The streets were dark
               Stephen Crane/I was in the
               Jean-Pierre de Caussade/So we follow our
               Dr Maurice Freehill/Who is more foolish
               Ursula K. LeGuin/The sunlights differ, but
               Taoist maxim/It is easier to
               J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater
               Author Unknown/When it is dark

        data
               Charles Babbage/Errors using inadequate data
               Author Unknown/Law of Computability Applied

        data_collection
               Alan Kay/The tree of research

        dating
               Adam Rifkin/The more bicep curls

        daybreak
               Omar Khayyam/Awake! For morning, in

        death
               Sholom Aleichem/The dying is easy.
               Woody Allen/I don't want to
               Woody Allen/Death is one of
               Woody Allen/The difference between sex
               Isaac Asimov/Life is pleasant. Death
               W.H. Auden/To save your world
               J.M. Barrie/To die will be
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Now comes the mystery.
               Ludwig von Beethoven/Friends applaud, the Comedy
               T.C. Boyle/Everything's absurd, because you
               John W. Campbell/Pioneering basically amounts to
               Albert Camus/Death means nothing to
               George Carlin/Frisbeetarianism is the belief
               C.J. Cherryh/If you're up against
               Winston Churchill/Although prepared for martyrdom,
               E.M. Cioran/Those who believe in
               Frank Moore Colby/Every man ought to
               Charles Caleb Colton/He that dies a
               Cyril Connolly/The past is the
               Idi Amin Dada/In any country there
               Baron de Montesquieu/We should weep for
               Charles Dickens/He would make a
               Emily Dickinson/The fog is rising.
               William C. Dietz/Words can be as
               John Donne/No man is an
               Cato the Elder/After I'm dead I'd
               Paul Eldridge/Man is ready to
               T.S. Eliot/Birth, copulation and death.
               Dorothy Farnum/Death kills but once.
               Anatole France/Que mourir pour une
               Benjamin Franklin/If you would not
               J.J. Furnas/Death is a low
               Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it
               Carl Friedrich Gauss/Ask her to wait
               John Gilmore/Truth: The most deadly
               Samuel Goldwyn/If I could drop
               Barbara Hambly/And what do military
               Dag Hammarskjöld/Do not seek death;
               Heinrich Heine/Dieu me pardonnera. C'est
               Robert A. Heinlein/You live and learn.
               Robert A. Heinlein/All men must die,
               Robert A. Heinlein/There are a lot
               Oliver Herford/Only the young die
               Alfred Hitchcock/There is nothing quite
               Elbert Hubbard/Do not take life
               Elbert Hubbard/Death: to stop sinning
               Dolores Ibarruri/It is better to
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Heresy is a cradle;
               Thomas Jefferson/The tree of liberty
               Nikos Kazantzakis/Trouble? Life is trouble.
               John F. Kennedy/A man may die,
               John Maynard Keynes/In the long run
               Douglas Langdale/The wages of sin
               Bruce Lee/To understand and live
               Joe Louis/Everybody wants to go
               Jason Love/The upside to dying
               George Lucas/So this is how
               Maurice Maeterlinck/All our knowledge merely
               Gustav Mahler/Auferstehung [Resurrection]
               David Mamet/Policemen so cherish their
               Carol Matthau/The dying process begins
               W. Somerset Maugham/Dying is a very
               H.L. Mencken/If, after I depart
               Ashley Edward Miller/You can't outrun Death
               T.F. Mitchell/A cynic is a
               Mother Teresa of Calcutta/It is poverty to
               Vladimir Nabokov/Life is a great
               Friedrich Nietzsche/One should] die proudly
               J. Robert Oppenheimer/If the radiance of
               P.J. O'Rourke/Even very young children
               P.J. O'Rourke/Always read something that
               Dorothy Parker/Drink and dance and
               Boris Pasternak/Man does not die
               Alan Paton/Who knows what we
               Gen. George S. Patton/The object of war
               Octavio Paz/We are condemned to
               Pablo Picasso/Drink to me.
               Pine Ridge Red Cloud Indian School/Native American Prayer
               Terry Pratchett/It is said that
               Inc. Pro Arts/Old soldiers never die.
               Michael Rivero/Stopping terrorism is simple.
               Don Roos/You've got a death
               Theodore Roosevelt/Only those are fit
               Michael A. Ross/Aside from babies, is
               Bertrand Russell/Most people would sooner
               Bertrand Russell/I would never die
               Bertrand Russell/Men fear thought as
               Bertrand Russell/To fear love is
               Russian proverb/Bullets don't respect uniforms.
               Russian proverb/Life is unbearable, but
               Russian proverb/We die as we
               Heidi Sandige/Am I lightheaded because
               Jean-Paul Sartre/Quand les riches se
               Arthur Schopenhauer/I believe that when
               Scottish proverb/Be happy while you're
               Gen. John B. Sedgwick/They couldn't hit an
               Seneca/ERIPERE VITAM NEMO NON
               George Bernard Shaw/Life does not cease
               Mark Shepherd/Death has a way
               Mark Shepherd/Funerals are for the
               John Sloan/Since we have to
               Mrs Hester Travers Smith/Being dead is the
               S.P. Somtow/Life is a slow
               Joseph Stalin/A single death is
               Wilhelm Stekel/The mark of the
               Robert Louis Stevenson/Them that die 'll
               Tom Stoppard/I'm going to be
               Jonathan Swift/SAEVA INDIGNATIO COR ULTERIUS
               Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary
               Dalton Trumbo/All men lose when
               Author Unknown/Now, now my good
               Author Unknown/What is youth?
               Author Unknown/When it comes your
               Author Unknown/GAUDEAMUS IGITUR IUVENES DUM
               Author Unknown/When your life flashes
               Author Unknown/Dream as if you'll
               Pancho Villa/Don't let it end
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/The most important thing
               William H. Walton/To carry a grudge
               H.G. Wells/Go away. I'm alright.
               Oscar Wilde/Ah, well, then I
               Steven Wright/I stayed up all
               Emiliano Zapata/It is better to
               Warren Zevon/I'll sleep when I'm

        death_wish
               George Bernard Shaw/There is no satisfaction

        debate
               Joseph Joubert/It is better to

        decay
               Robert F. Capon/The world looks as
               Eric Sevareid/With breathtaking rapidity, we

        deception
               Diana R. Black/Big egos are big
               Maurice Chevalier/Many a man has
               Joseph Conrad/The way of even
               Albert Einstein/The secret to creativity
               Max Frisch/Technology is the knack
               Bill Gates/Software suppliers are trying
               Charles H. Grosvenor/Figures won't lie, but
               Eric Hoffer/Propaganda does not deceive
               Ken Levine/Dr Frazier Crane : Sam,
               Abraham Lincoln/You can fool all
               Chuck Lorre/We have once again
               Larry Niven/My self-control is legendary.
               George Orwell/Every war when it
               Ovid/There is no such
               Lucy Parsons/Never be deceived that
               Petronius/MUNDUS VULT DECIPI ERGO
               I.F. Stone/Every government is run
               James Thurber/You can fool too
               Mark Twain/Religion was born when
               Author Unknown/Diplomacy: lying in state.

        decisionmaking
               Woody Allen/More than any other
               Author Unknown/The decision doesn't have

        decisions
               Richard Milhous Nixon/I have an absolute
               John H. Patterson/An executive is a

        declaration_of_indep
               Thomas Jefferson/We hold these truths

        dedication
               Fielding H. Yost/The will to win

        defeat
               Maya Angelou/We must meet many
               Elbert Hubbard/There is no defeat
               Vincent Thomas 'Vince' Lombardi/We didn't loose the
               Vincent Thomas 'Vince' Lombardi/It's not whether you
               Montaigne/There are some defeats
               Quintus Curtius Rufus/I would rather suffer
               Author Unknown/This, man was born

        defensive
               George Will/on conservatives]: They define

        defensive_constructi
               Henry Charles Bukowski/Before you kill something
               Cicero/I criticize by creation
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/All conservatives are such
               William James/There is no worse
               Timothy Leary/There are] two basic
               James C. Lindberg/Retaliation

        defiance
               G. Rattray Taylor/The stronger personalities defy
               Author Unknown/Honest Officer, had I
               Oscar Wilde/The art of life

        definition
               Plato/love: A grave mental
               Henry B. Adams/Philosophy: unintelligible answers to
               Dave Barry/The word aerobics comes
               Philip Barry/love: Two minds without
               John Barrymore/Love is that delightful
               Ambrose Bierce/Egotist (n.): a person
               Ambrose Bierce/Academy (n.): A modern
               Ambrose Bierce/Litigation (n.): A machine
               Ambrose Bierce/Bacchus: A convenient deity
               Ambrose Bierce/Admiration (n.): Our polite
               Ambrose Bierce/Ambidextrous (adj.): Able to
               Ambrose Bierce/Beauty (n.): the power
               Ambrose Bierce/Bore (n.): a person
               Ambrose Bierce/Conservative (n): a statesman
               Ambrose Bierce/Cynic (n): a blackguard
               Ambrose Bierce/History (n.): An account,
               Ambrose Bierce/Politeness (n.): The most
               Ambrose Bierce/Pray (v.): To ask
               Ambrose Bierce/Quotation (n.): The act
               Bennett Cerf/Good manners: The noise
               Chauncey Depew/A pessimist is a
               Ludwig Erhard/A compromise is the
               Robert Frost/Love is the irresistible
               Dan Greenburg/Love is the self-delusion
               Graham Greene/Sentimentality -- that's what
               Johnny Hart/Fig Newton: The force
               Robert A. Heinlein/Love is that condition
               Oliver Herford/Manuscript (n.): Something submitted
               Elbert Hubbard/Charity: a thing that
               Elbert Hubbard/Death: to stop sinning
               Aldous Huxley/Chastity: the most unnatural
               John Maynard Keynes/Education: the inculcation of
               Bill Kirchenbaum/What do you call
               Ernie Kovacs/Television -- a medium.
               Milan Kundera/love: A constant interrogation.
               W. Somerset Maugham/Impropriety is the soul
               H.L. Mencken/It is [a politician's]
               H.L. Mencken/Democracy is the art
               H.L. Mencken/Alimony is the ransom
               H.L. Mencken/An Historian is an
               H.L. Mencken/Wife: a former sweetheart.
               H.L. Mencken/Husband -- One who
               H.L. Mencken/Immorality: the morality of
               H.L. Mencken/Misogynist: A man who
               T.F. Mitchell/A cynic is a
               Wilson Mizner/Gambling: The sure way
               Montaigne/Stability itself is nothing
               Toni Morrison/Definitions belong to the
               Clifford Odets/Sex -- the poor
               Don Quinn/A bachelor is a
               Leo Rosten/Conservative: One who admires
               George Santayana/Skepticism, like chastity should
               Eric Sevareid/Consultant: any ordinary guy
               Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary
               Bert Taylor/A bore is a
               Mark Twain/A banker is a
               Author Unknown/happiness: Highly coveted but
               Author Unknown/Q: What's the difference
               Author Unknown/Accuracy (n.): The vice
               Author Unknown/Alimony: the screwing you
               Author Unknown/Diplomacy: lying in state.
               Author Unknown/Market failure, n. The
               Oscar Wilde/Disobedience, in the eyes
               Frank Zappa/I think love lyrics

        degradation
               Robert F. Capon/The world looks as
               Eric Sevareid/With breathtaking rapidity, we

        degrees
               Fats Domino/A lot of people

        deity
               Asian proverb/Do you need proof
               Leslie Bricusse/In the morning of
               Lt. Wilfrid Dellquest/Boys' Creed
               Charles Dickens/I love these little
               Max Ehrmann/Desiderata
               Louis Evely/Our Lord expected the
               Henry Emerson Fosdick/No one can be
               God/Thou shalt not kill.
               Arlo Guthrie/We are |
               New English Bible I Corinthians 1:27-28/Yet to shame the
               Michael Abraham Levy, Baron Levy/You can bend it
               Abraham Lincoln/Those who deny freedom
               Rosa Zagnoni Marinoni/Who are My People?
               Dr Roger E. Miller/I am mentally surrounding
               Joseph Pintauro/To believe in God
               Alexander Pope/All are but parts
               Isaac Bashevis Singer/God is the sum
               sourced as graffiti/God is dead.
               Author Unknown/Let
               Daniel Webster/If we work upon

        delegation
               Richard Milhous Nixon/I have an absolute

        delusion
               Maurice Chapelain/The final delusion is
               Lin-Chi/If you love the

        democracy
               Lord Beveridge/Ignorance is an evil
               Graham Chapman/Strange women lying in
               Paddy Chayefsky/Television is democracy at
               Winston Churchill/The best argument against
               John Dewey/In the broad and
               Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it
               Irving Kristol/Democracy does not guarantee
               H.L. Mencken/Ballot Box. The altar
               H.L. Mencken/Democracy is the art
               H.L. Mencken/Creator: A comedian whose
               P.J. O'Rourke/Better an unfair distribution
               Laurence J. Peter/Democracy is a process
               Thomas B. Reed/One, with God, is
               George Bernard Shaw/Democracy is a form
               John Simon/Democracy encourages the majority
               Tom Stoppard/It's not the voting

        democratisation
               Raymond Chandler/Television is just one
               W.S. Gilbert/When everyone is somebody,
               Osho/It is not decided
               Oscar Wilde/Though our modern Puritans

        democrats
               Will Rogers/I'm not a member
               Harry S. Truman/A leader in the

        demonization
               Joseph Campbell/I've lived through the

        demons
               Joseph Campbell/A god outgrown becomes

        denarration
               Douglas Coupland/One factor that sets

        denial
               Jimmy Carter/I will never lie
               Steve Jobs/To seek permission is
               Garrison Keillor/Sometimes you just have
               Tom Lehrer/Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees
               Father Larry Lorenzoni/The average person thinks
               Haruka Takachiho/But it's NOT OUR
               Mark Twain/Denial ain't just a
               Bill Watterson/It's not denial. I'm
               T. John Wendel/Bug? That's not a

        dependence
               Robert A. Heinlein/Love is that condition

        dependency
               T.K. Lawson/There is a time

        depersonalization
               Matthew Dowd/Poverty of the heart
               Joni Mitchell/Don't it always seem

        depravity
               Quentin Crisp/However low a man
               H.H. Munro/You can't expect a

        depression
               Edvard Munch/I would not cast
               Leo Rosten/Where was it ever
               Carol Siskind/I feel good, which
               Faye Wattleton/Just saying 'no' prevents

        deprivation
               Bertrand Russell/The people who are

        derivative
               Edith Warton/Another unsettling element in

        desertion
               George Bernard Shaw/I showed my appreciation

        deserving
               André Gide/There are very few

        desire
               William Blake/Abstinence sows sand all
               F.H. Bradley/The secret of happiness
               Arthur Schopenhauer/A man can do
               S.P. Somtow/Life is a slow

        desires
               Sigmund Freud/Man cannot remain a

        despair
               Woody Allen/More than any other
               St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
               James L. Brooks/When you see all
               Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
               Fred Ebb/For the sun will
               Stephen Fry/I knew [as an
               Stephen Fry/Well the poor keep
               Christopher Hampton/The only unbearable thing
               Clare Boothe Luce/There are no hopeless
               Graham Moore/When I was 16
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Greatness comes not when
               J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/When the truth of
               Cynthia Weil/. . . She
               T.H. White/It has been my
               Paul Williams/Tomorrow

        desperation
               R. Buckminster Fuller/The end move in
               Elijah Muhammad/The most dangerous creation

        destiny
               Dag Hammarskjöld/We are not permitted

        destruction
               Bion of Borysthenes/Boys throw rocks at
               James Cameron/Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver):
               Cyril Connolly/Those whom the gods
               Editorial/We will probably be
               Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it
               Eric Hoffer/When freedom destroys order,
               Stanislaw Lec/When smashing monuments, save
               Betty McCollister/It is inconceivable that

        details
               Aldo Leopold/To keep every cog

        detectives
               Arthur C. Clarke/One of the biggest

        deterioration
               Frank Lloyd Wright/If it keeps up,

        determination
               Lord Tennyson Alfred/Tho' much is taken,
               Jenny Klein/I can't enjoy a
               Marianne Moore/I May, I Might,

        devastation
               Tacitus/They made a wasteland

        development
               Heraclitus of Ephesus/It is not good
               Isocrates/Remember -- no human
               Sophocles/To be happy, it
               Douglas Adams/The older a man
               Henry Mills Alden/The prime object of
               Brian Aldiss/When childhood dies, its
               Kingsley Amis/It is no wonder
               Hans Christian Andersen/Eighty percent of our
               Maya Angelou/People don't mature. They
               anonymous/You know what I
               anonymous/Some say they want
               Francis Bacon/Hope is a good
               Donald Barr/The most concrete experience
               J.M. Barrie/Your heart is as
               J.M. Barrie/Nothing that happens after
               Bruce Barton/When you're through changing
               Eddie Braben/If I had my
               Leslie Bricusse/In the morning of
               David Brooks/You have to give
               Henry Charles Bukowski/Most of us are
               Rabbi Bunam of Pzhysha/Man's great guilt does
               William Butler/So, we marched. We
               Joseph Campbell/p.140]: Desire and fear:
               Joseph Campbell/There is a Muslim
               Orson Scott Card/In order to learn,
               Rachel Carson/If a child is
               Chinese Proverb/Teachers open the door
               Joel H. Cohen/Adults Suck, Then You
               Colette/A happy childhood is
               Sir Arthur Conan Doyle/I have wrought my
               Confucius/A child once said:
               Bill Cosby/It was because of
               Lt. Wilfrid Dellquest/Boys' Creed
               Terrance Dicks/There's no point in
               Phyllis Diller/We spend the first
               Dr Marion B. Durfee/A Parent's Prayer
               Bob Dylan/You're either busy being
               Albert Einstein/It is a miracle
               Dwight D. Eisenhower/No man is really
               Evan Esar/A girl with a
               Louis Evely/Our Lord expected the
               William Fairchild/Beware of wishing for
               Anatole France/La souffrance! quelle divine
               St Francis de Sales/Je ne sais point
               Benjamin Franklin/Experience keeps a dear
               Benjamin Franklin/We do not stop
               Sigmund Freud/On the whole I
               Erich Fromm/Birth is not one
               Robert Frost/Americans are like a
               G/Being straight is a
               Kahlil Gibran/And a woman who
               André Gide/Connais-toi toi-même. Maxime aussi
               André Gide/Know thyself" - a
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Das Alter macht nicht
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Denn wir können die
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Wenn wir, sagtest du,
               Paul Goodman/It is desperately hard
               Paul Goodman/As a rule of
               Graham Greene/There is always one
               G.I. Gurdjieff/In most of world
               Minnie Louise Haskins/And I said to
               Hebrew Proverb/Do not confine your
               Ralph Hoffmann/If a parent wishes
               Michael Jackson/Children] know everything that
               Jewish Proverb/He who wants to
               Florence King/I have been a
               Stephen King/J.D. Salinger . .
               Rudyard Kipling/If
               Lao Tzu/The master appears when
               Philip Larkin/This Be the Verse
               D.H. Lawrence/Now the great and
               Chuck Lorre/At thirty-nine years old
               Chuck Lorre/When I was a
               Francis Maguire/The Strange Child
               Tom Masson/Hamlet is the tragedy
               Thomas Merton/The biggest human temptation
               Gregg Mettler/It's not fair. .
               Henry Miller/Every genuine boy is
               John Milton/The childhood shows the
               Graham Moore/When I was 16
               Marianne Moore/Ecstasy affords the occasion
               Eric Morecambe/From the moment you're
               Friedrich Nietzsche/In every real man
               Dorothy Law Nolte/If a child lives
               P.J. O'Rourke/You know your children
               Camille Paglia/I don't feel that
               Alan Paton/Meditation for a Young
               Petronius/Whose fault is it
               Pablo Picasso/Every child is an
               Rt Rev James A. Pike/The marriage ceremony doesn't
               Michael Piller/If you want to
               Pine Ridge Red Cloud Indian School/Native American Prayer
               Proverb/Experience is a good
               Mary Renault/One exercises to be
               Mary Renault/Order is the first
               Mary Renault/But our teacher says
               Jean Paul Richter/What a father says
               Frederick Rolfe/Whatever is of good,
               Theodore Roosevelt/Be practical as well
               Theodore Roosevelt/Character, in the long
               Elinor K. Rose/You teach your son
               John Ruskin/The highest reward for
               Bertrand Russell/I was not born
               Bertrand Russell/I do not think
               Ken Russell/Don't associate naïvete with
               David Saks/Why don't you try
               Stephen Schwartz/Rivers belong where they
               Zachary Scott/As you grow older,
               Peter Shaffer/To go through life
               Karl Shapiro/To make a child
               Robert E. Sherwood/Dudley (an angel, played
               B.F. Skinner/Society attacks early, when
               Jaden Smith/People Use [ sic ] To
               Will Smith/I made up what
               Will Smith/At the end of
               Will Smith/What makes you happy?
               John Steinbeck/A boy gets to
               Charles Proteus Steinmetz/No man really becomes
               Johan August Strindberg/Sacred family! Thou art
               Su Tung-p'o/Families, when a child
               Thomas Szasz/A child becomes an
               Booth Tarkington/From eight to fourteen
               Robert Thom/If nobody wants to
               title of a television/Is There Life After
               François Truffaut/L'adolescence ne laisse un
               Konstantin Tsiolkovsky/The Earth is the
               Kenneth Tynan/Forty years ago [Noël
               Author Unknown/ΓΝΩΘ ΣΑΥΤ
               Author Unknown/The best teachers are
               Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
               Author Unknown/An adult is a
               Author Unknown/It's easy to live
               Author Unknown/Don't get so excited
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/No wonder kids grow
               Charles Wadsworth/By the time a
               Howard A. Walter/I Would Be True
               Nixon Waterman/Making a Man
               Bryan White/We never really grow
               Oscar Wilde/The aim of life
               Oscar Wilde/We, in our educational
               William Wordsworth/Shades of the prison-house
               William Wordsworth/My heart leaps up
               Peter Yarrow/Day is Done

        development;age15
               Quentin Crisp/I hate music. There's

        devil
               Bill Watterson/Calvin : Do you believe

        diapers
               Don Marquis/One of the most

        diary
               Oscar Wilde/I never travel without

        dice
               Herman Kirchenhoffer/His heart was yours

        dictatorship
               Harry S. Truman/Whenever you have an

        dieting
               Totie Fields/I've been on a
               Andy Rooney/The biggest seller is
               Author Unknown/Blessed are those who

        differences
               George Bernard Shaw/Do not do unto

        differentness
               Leo Daniel Stein/The wise man questions

        difficulty
               Nelson Algren/Never play cards with
               Roger Babson/If things go wrong,
               Phoebe Cary/And though hard be
               Dr William Ellery Channing/Difficulties are meant to
               G.K. Chesterton/I believe in getting
               Samuel Taylor Coleridge/Our quaint metaphysical opinions,
               Albert Einstein/Do not worry about
               Dr Thomas Fuller/All things are difficult
               Barbara Hambly/What I've been through
               Helen Hayes/The hardest years in
               Ernest Hemingway/Courage is] grace under
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Give me the storm
               Philander Johnson/Cheer up, the worst
               Franklin P. Jones/It's a strange world
               Nikos Kazantzakis/Trouble? Life is trouble.
               Abraham Lincoln/Nearly all men can
               Charles Fletcher Lummis/I am bigger than
               Mao Tse-Tung/Once all struggle is
               Taoist maxim/There is ugliness in
               Margaret Mitchell/Life's under no obligation
               Camille Paglia/Identity thrives by conflict
               Dorothy Parker/They sicken of the
               Gen. George S. Patton/A pint of sweat
               Dr M. Scott Peck/Most do not fully
               Proverbs XVII:17/A brother is born
               Will Rogers/If stupidity got us
               Leo Rosten/Where was it ever
               S.P. Somtow/The path to the
               Enid Starkie/Unhurt people are not
               Virgil/TU NE CEDE MALIS

        dignity
               Rowan Atkinson/I had a strange
               Marge Barton/Man is never made
               Linwood Boomer/There's this strange sense
               Bernadette Bosky/Personifiers of the world,
               Cicero/There is nothing more
               Chistopher Hollis/Dignity is like a
               John Stuart Mill/War is an ugly
               The Talmud/Condemn no man and

        diligence
               Benjamin Franklin/Diligence is the mother

        diplomacy
               Robert Frost/A diplomat is a
               Oliver North/I'll tell you right
               Will Rogers/Diplomats are just as
               Will Rogers/Diplomacy is the art
               Author Unknown/Diplomacy: lying in state.

        dirtiness
               Will Rogers/What the country needs

        disability
               Napoleon Bonaparte/In politics stupidity is
               Iranian proverb/If you see a
               Tom Robbins/The difference between us
               Seneca/QUIDQUID DIXI CUM RECOGITO

        disagreement
               James Finn Garner/We can't even agree
               William Ralph Inge/It is useless for
               Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
               Tom Lehrer/Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees
               Groucho Marx/I cannot say that
               John Stuart Mill/If all mankind minus

        disappointment
               George Carlin/Inside every cynical person,

        disassociation
               Albert Camus/I withdrew from the

        disaster
               Robert Lowell/If we see a
               Oscar Wilde/People who mean well

        disbelief
               Stephen Crane/I saw a man
               Charles Dickens/It was the best
               Susan Shwartz/I don't so much
               Harvey Smith/Werewolves don't exist, I
               Author Unknown/Tell a man that

        discipline
               Gordon L. Glegg/At first sight, the
               Bertrand Russell/Discipline, as it exists

        disco
               Quentin Crisp/I think that a

        discomfort
               Russian proverb/Life is unbearable, but

        disconnectedness
               Joseph Campbell/If the person doesn't

        discouragement
               Dr William Ellery Channing/Difficulties are meant to
               Steve Maraboli/People who lack the
               William Shakespeare/Wisdom and goodness to

        discourse
               Edward Twitchell Hall Jr/The analysis of one's

        discovery
               Isaac Asimov/The most exciting phrase
               A.A. Milne/One of the advantages
               Albert Szent-Gyorgi/Discovery conceits in seeing
               Albert Szent-Gyorgi/Discovery consists in seeing

        discrepancy
               H. Allen Smith/When there are two

        discretion
               Napoleon Bonaparte/Never interfere with an
               Bertolt Brecht/There are times when
               Meg Cabot/Courage is not the
               Jonathan Kozol/Pick battles big enough

        disease
               Joseph Heller/And don't tell me
               H.L. Mencken/Creator: A comedian whose
               Dr Benjamin Spock/There are only two

        disenchantment
               Jean-Paul Sartre/Comme tous les songe-creux,

        disillusionment
               Mark Hudis/I was dating the

        dislike
               William S. Burroughs/I am not one
               Mike Marotta/He doesn't play hard
               H.L. Mencken/Misogynist: A man who
               La Rochefoucauld/Nous aimons toujours ceux
               Oscar Wilde/Morality is simply the

        dismemberment
               John Wayne Bobbitt/I don't have any

        disorderliness
               A.A. Milne/One of the advantages

        disparagement
               Oscar Wilde/Some cause happiness wherever

        dispute
               Larry Wall/We all agree on

        disregard_for_truth
               Winston Churchill/Men occasionally stumble over

        dissent
               Vaclav Havel/You do not become
               John Vliet Lindsay/The highest form of
               Archibald MacLeish/The dissenter is every
               George Mitchell/Although He's regularly asked
               Michael Rivero/Everyone likes to say
               Ella Wheeler Wilcox/To sin by silence,

        distance
               Steven Wright/Everywhere is walking distance

        distraction
               Franz Kafka/Evil is whatever distracts.

        distrust
               Bruno Jasieńnski/Do not fear your
               Roger Zelazny/I trusted him like

        diversity
               Plato/Let early education be
               Dean Alfange/A Creed for Young
               Maya Angelou/People don't mature. They
               W.H. Auden/Ruffle the perfect manners
               James Baldwin/To be black and
               J.M. Barrie/We should be slower
               Kristen Bell/If you don't fit
               Len Blum/We're all very different
               Rita Mae Brown/No government has the
               Charles Farrar Browne/We wish genius and
               Henry Charles Bukowski/Some people never go
               Joseph Campbell/It's quite possible to
               Coco Chanel/Pour être irremplaçable, il
               Norman Cousins/I cannot affirm God
               Isadora Duncan/The finest inheritance you
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Do not follow where
               Elizabeth Gibson/The wider our experience
               Colin Higgins/Much of the world's
               Thomas Jefferson/Under the law of
               John F. Kennedy/So, let us not
               Emma Lazarus/The New Colossus
               Margaret Mead/If we are to
               Montaigne/Diversity is the one
               Montaigne/There were never in
               Graham Moore/When I was 16
               Native American prayer/GREAT SPIRIT ---
               Pirke Avot, Traditional Text (Sayings of the Jewish Fathers)/Do not condemn your
               Rumi/You are another version
               Robert E. Sherwood/Supposing I told you
               Herbert Spencer/Civilization is a progress
               J. Michael Straczynski/Never follow somebody else's
               Christian Thielemann/Someone who has gifted
               Author Unknown/Pray don't find fault
               Henry Van Dyke/Individuality is the salt
               Oscar Wilde/One should always be

        divinity
               John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
               Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of

        divorce
               Zsa Zsa Gabor/He taught me housekeeping;
               Peggy Joyce/Alimony is the system
               Walter Matthau/I used to have
               H.L. Mencken/Alimony is the ransom
               Don Quinn/A bachelor is a
               Mickey Rooney/Look, I could have

        dizziness
               Steven Wright/You know that feeling

        do-gooders
               Henry David Thoreau/If you see a

        doctors
               Rudyard Kipling/There are only two
               Taoist maxim/A physician heals. Nature
               Dennis Miller/What about that abortion
               Author Unknown/A great many laws
               Orson Welles/My doctor told me
               Frank Lloyd Wright/A doctor can bury

        dogma
               Abraham Lincoln/The Bible is not
               Dorothy Parker/You can't teach an

        dogs
               Warren G. Bennis/The factory of the
               Christopher Hampton/Asking a working writer
               Robert A. Heinlein/Women and Cats do
               Groucho Marx/Outside of a dog,
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Whenever I climb I
               John Osborne/Critics are a dissembling,
               Will Rogers/Diplomacy is the art
               William Shakespeare/Cry havoc, and let
               Mark Twain/It's not the size

        dominance
               Ayn Rand/It only stands to

        domination
               Osho/The real enemy is

        doom
               Clarence Darrow/The best that we

        double_standard
               Al Capone/When I sell liquor,

        doubt
               James H. Boren/When in doubt, mumble;
               G.B. Burgin/It is much more
               Clarence Darrow/Just think of the
               Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
               Arthur Flakoll/Paradox
               Kahlil Gibran/Doubt is a pain
               André Gide/Believe those who are
               Herbert Hensley Henson/Men are doubtful and
               Groucho Marx/I have nothing but
               H.L. Mencken/Men become civilized, not
               Midrash/You doubted Me," God
               Dr M. Scott Peck/Doubt is often the
               Bertrand Russell/The trouble with the
               Eric Sevareid/Better to trust the
               Paul Tillich/If doubt appears, it
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le doute n'est pas

        doubts
               Woody Allen/I am plagued by
               Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of

        dragons
               Scott Fahlman/If you can't take

        drama
               Alfred Hitchcock/Drama is life with
               Terry Southern/A good many dramatic

        dreamers
               Zora Neale Hurston/It is one of
               Jean-Paul Sartre/Comme tous les songe-creux,
               Oscar Wilde/The public is wonderfully

        dreams
               Euripides/Do we, holding that
               Marie Curie/Humanity needs practical men,
               M.C. Escher/I don't use drugs;
               Steve Maraboli/People who lack the
               Arthur Miller/He's a man out
               Eleanor Roosevelt/The future belongs to
               J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater
               Author Unknown/Dream as if you'll
               William Butler Yeats/Aedh Wishes for the

        drinking
               Brendan Behan/The most important things
               Meyer Breslau/Beer that is not
               W.C. Fields/A man's got to
               W.C. Fields/Abstaining is favorable both
               W.C. Fields/I don't drink water.
               W.C. Fields/We lived for days
               Robert Harley/Alcohol is a slow
               Robert A. Heinlein/Be wary of strong
               A.E. Housman/Malt does more than
               Fran Lebowitz/Great people talk about
               James Lileks/Security and liberty are
               George Jean Nathan/I drink to make
               P.J. O'Rourke/No drug, not even
               Pablo Picasso/Drink to me.
               Mitch Ratcliffe/A computer lets you
               George Bernard Shaw/The fact that a
               Ukranian proverb/The church is near,
               Gore Vidal/Teaching has ruined more
               Henny Youngman/My father was the

        driving
               Jason Love/The traffic is always
               Kenneth Tynan/A critic is a

        drought
               Dwight Morrow/Any party which takes

        drugs
               Jeremy S. Anderson/There are two major
               William S. Burroughs/What a dreary prospect!
               Phyllis Diller/Tranquilizers work only if
               M.C. Escher/I don't use drugs;
               Doctor Graper/I may kid around
               Sidney Harris/Six years for possession
               Dr Albert Hoffman/The characteristic property of
               Dr Albert Hoffman/Deliberate provocation of mystical
               Dr Albert Hoffman/I believe that if
               Rudyard Kipling/Words are, of course,
               Chris Langham/They're putting acid in
               Timothy Leary/There are three side
               Fran Lebowitz/If you can stay
               Chuck Lorre/In a blinding flash
               Friedrich Nietzsche/These Dionysiac stirrings which,
               P.J. O'Rourke/Marijuana is self-punishing; it
               P.J. O'Rourke/No drug, not even
               William Simpson/What are the politicians
               sourced as graffiti/Just say No.
               Clifford Stoll/Why is it drug
               Kendra Tarket/I have never intentionaly
               Edward Tufte/There are only two

        ducks
               Spike Milligan/The weather was foul,

        dueling
               Mark Twain/I thoroughly disapprove of

        dullness
               John Simon/It is proof of

        dumb_nuts
               Steve Jobs/When you're young, you
               Eric Sevareid/Never underestimate your listener's

        duplicity
               Abraham Lincoln/If I were two-faced,

        duty
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Our daily duties are
               Cicero/Ask not what your
               Kahlil Gibran/Your daily life is
               Jenny Klein/I can't enjoy a
               Theodore Roosevelt/Only those are fit

        dysfunction
               Quentin Crisp/If Mr Vincent Price
               Mary Karr/Dysfunctional family: any family
               Philip Larkin/This Be the Verse
               Leo Tolstoy/Happy families are all

        dysfunctional
               Erma Bombeck/To my way of
               Joseph Fields/Estelle Novick : Do you

        eagles
               Author Unknown/Eagles may soar in

        earth
               Clarence Darrow/The best that we
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some
               Stephen Jay Gould/We must counterpose the
               Matthew Henry/All this and heaven
               John Milton/Beneath him with new
               Konstantin Tsiolkovsky/The Earth is the
               Steven Wright/Someone sent me a

        eating
               Edmund Burke/To read without reflecting
               Dixy Lee Ray/A nuclear power plant

        eccentricity
               Charles Dickens/Eccentricities of genius.
               Mark Twain/Sanity and Happiness are

        ecology
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I believe that global
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We could have saved

        economics
               Samuel Butler/All progress is based
               Dick Cavett/As long as people
               John Kenneth Galbraith/One of the greatest
               Charles H. Grosvenor/Figures won't lie, but
               Ted Krueger/I'm tired of liberals
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Congress spends like a
               P.J. O'Rourke/Better an unfair distribution

        economists
               Edgar Russell Fiedler/Ask five economists and
               Edgar Russell Fiedler/For economists, the real
               Arthur H. 'Red' Motley/If the nation's economists
               Laurence J. Peter/An economist is an

        ecstasy
               Rupert Brooke/Breathless, we flung us
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Greatness comes not when
               Lynne Sharon Schwartz/Sometimes at the peak

        editing
               T.S. Eliot/Some editors are failed

        educated
               Alexander Pope/Such labored nothings in

        education
               Aristotle/Wit is cultured insolence.
               Aristotle/Those who educate children
               Epictetus/TANTUM ERUDITI SUNT LIBERI
               Plato/Let early education be
               George Ade/Whom are you?" said
               Henry Mills Alden/The prime object of
               Anonymous/If you can't do,
               Oleta Albertson Benn/If I were a
               Ambrose Bierce/Education (n.): That which
               Ambrose Bierce/Academy (n.): A modern
               James H. Boren/Most educators would continue
               Henry Brougham/Education makes a people
               Dr D.G. Campbell/Never belive your teachers,
               Chinese Proverb/Teachers open the door
               Chinese proverb/Give a man a
               John Ciardi/A university is what
               Calvin Coolidge/Nothing in the world
               Clarence Darrow/Just think of the
               John Dewey/If one inquires why
               J. Frank Dobie/The average Ph.D. thesis
               Fats Domino/A lot of people
               Norman Douglas/Education is a state-controlled
               Alexandre Dumas/How is it that
               Finley Peter Dunne/It doesn't make much
               Will Durant/Education is a progressive
               Bob Dylan/Colleges are like old-age
               Albert Einstein/It is a miracle
               Albert Einstein/A man's ethical behavior
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/We are shut up
               R. Buckminster Fuller/We keep inventing jobs
               Martin Gardner/It is sad to
               James Finn Garner/We can't even agree
               Herbert Gerjuoy/The new education must
               Kahlil Gibran/I have learned silence
               Stephen Jay Gould/Creation science" has not
               Russell Green/The advantage of a
               A. Whitney Griswold/Books won't stay banned.
               Edward Twitchell Hall Jr/The analysis of one's
               Hebrew Proverb/Do not confine your
               Adolf Hitler/Secular schools can never
               John Holt/Education, with its supporting
               Robert M. Hutchins/It has been said
               H. Myles Jacob/I went to school
               Helen Keller/College isn't the place
               Hellen Keller/College isn't the place
               John Maynard Keynes/Education: the inculcation of
               Lao Tzu/The master appears when
               Fran Lebowitz/Stand firm in your
               Bruce Lee/A teacher, a good
               Bruce Lee/The traditional teacher says,
               Dr Robert M. Lindner/You must adjust . .
               David Lynch/A world is supported
               H.L. Mencken/Once he had one
               Wilson Mizner/I respect faith, but
               H.H. Munro/You can't expect a
               Friedrich Nietzsche/In large states public
               Flannery O'Connor/Everywhere I go, I'm
               Paracelsus/He who knows nothing,
               Laurence J. Peter/Education is a method
               James M. Rogers Jr/First we must develop
               Frederick Rolfe/Whatever is of good,
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
               Bertrand Russell/Men are born ignorant,
               Bertrand Russell/The prevention of free
               Bertrand Russell/Certain mental habits are
               Bertrand Russell/Discipline, as it exists
               Bertrand Russell/The joy of mental
               Mark Russell/Some people say, 'If
               Carl Sagan/I believe that part
               J.D. Salinger/You don't have to
               B.F. Skinner/Education is what survives
               Adam Smith/The man scarce lives
               Joseph Sobran/In one century we
               Charles Proteus Steinmetz/No man really becomes
               Publilius Syrus/MAGISTER USUS OMNIUM EST
               Rabindranath Tagore/Do not confine your
               Alvin Toffler/The illiterate of the
               Mark Twain/I have never let
               Mark Twain/Soap and education are
               Mark Twain/God made the idiot
               Mark Twain/There are things a
               Author Unknown/The best teachers are
               Author Unknown/A professor is one
               Author Unknown/If you think education
               Harold Urey/There is nothing so
               Henry Van Dyke/I sing the praise
               Gore Vidal/Teaching has ruined more
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/1492. The teachers told
               Oscar Wilde/Education is an admirable
               Oscar Wilde/Society produces rogues, and
               Oscar Wilde/If you meet at
               Oscar Wilde/Give children beauty, not

        effectiveness
               Isobel Lennart/Clarence Dolittle (Frank Sinatra):
               Terry Southern/A life without cause

        efficiency
               Rudyard Kipling/Fill the unforgiving minute
               Harry S. Truman/Whenever you have an

        effort
               Friedrich Nietzsche/To exercise power costs

        egalitarianism
               Lizard/I hate everybody, but
               P.J. O'Rourke/The Tenth Commandment [Thou

        ego
               Dr Albert Hoffman/I share the belief
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Whenever I climb I

        egocentrism
               Bill Maher/Americans don't want privacy.

        egotism
               Richard Leakey/I would go so
               Dan Post/An egotist is a

        either-or
               Robert Benchley/There may be said
               Frederick L. Collins/There are two types
               Rudyard Kipling/There are only two

        elders
               Lincoln 'Ch'igin' Tritt/Our Fire Burns Bright

        elections
               Richard Milhous Nixon/It is necessary for
               George Bernard Shaw/Democracy is a form

        electricity
               John Cleese/VOOM? Mate, this parrot
               Haythum R. Khalid/All power corrupts, but

        elephants
               Gene Spafford/Usenet is like a

        eloquence
               Martin Farquhar Tupper/Well-timed silence hath more

        email
               Rob Hansen/Usenet is just email

        emotion
               Charlotte Brontë/The human heart has
               Rumer Godden/There is an Indian
               John Junor/An ounce of emotion
               Ring Lardner/How can you write
               Mignon McLaughlin/The head never rules
               H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the
               Blaise Pascal/Le cœur a ses
               Kate Reid/Acting is not being
               William Butler Yeats/Too long a sacrifice

        emotions
               Hippocrates/Men ought to know

        emptiness
               Matthew Dowd/Poverty of the heart
               The Invisible Committee/Today the West is

        encouragement
               John Edward Masefield/Once in a century

        enemies
               Joseph Campbell/I've lived through the
               Dr Thomas Norval Hepburn/Never let yourself hate

        enemy
               Saul Alinsky/Power is not only
               Napoleon Bonaparte/Never interfere with an
               Chinese proverb/If thy enemy wrong
               Joseph Conrad/You shall judge a
               Joseph Heller/The enemy is anybody
               Eric Hoffer/You can discover what
               Errol Hursh/Though apparently the original
               Thomas Jones/Friends may come and
               John F. Kennedy/Forgive your enemies, but
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/In the end, we
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/In the end, we
               Klingon proverb/Pity the warrior that
               Henry Wadsworth Longfellow/If we could read
               Niccolo Machiavelli/There is nothing more
               Gen. George S. Patton/The object of war
               Jean Antoine Petit-Senn/The hatred we bear
               Edmond Rostand/Here comes, thank God,
               Russian proverb/In this world, not
               Author Unknown/Now, now my good
               Oscar Wilde/I choose my friends

        energy
               Daniel Webster/Failure is more frequently

        enforcement
               Albert Einstein/Nothing is more destructive

        engineering
               Robert A. Baker/Our journeys to the
               Robert A. Heinlein/One man's magic is
               Bill Wulf/There is only one

        engineers
               Harold Livingston/I know engineers. They

        enjoyment
               Walter Bagehot/The great pleasure in
               Russell Baker/People seem to enjoy
               Walt Disney/It's kind of fun
               Jenny Klein/I can't enjoy a
               Groucho Marx/I've had a perfectly
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Glaubt es mir! --
               Dorothy Parker/Drink and dance and
               Donald Culross Peattie/Beauty is excrescence, superabundance,
               Sarah/The world is a
               William Shakespeare/I have of late
               Alexander Smith/Love is but the
               Richard Stallman/Standing up to an
               Jonathan Swift/May you live all
               Author Unknown/GAUDEAMUS IGITUR IUVENES DUM
               Author Unknown/Don't cry because it's
               Ludwig Wittgenstein/I don't know why

        enlightenment
               Bruce Lee/A teacher, a good
               Bruce Lee/The traditional teacher says,
               Rumi/You are another version

        entertainment
               Groucho Marx/It's not often that
               John Muncee/You'll never be able

        enthusiasm
               Colette/You will do foolish
               Dr Thomas Fuller/Zeal without knowledge is
               William McFee/The world belongs to
               Henry David Thoreau/None is so old

        environment
               John Culkin/We don't know who
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Bergeron's epitaph for the

        environmentalism
               Edward Abbey/See one Grand Canyon,

        envy
               Socrates/He who is not
               John Dobbin/I have middle class
               Cary Grant/Everyone wants to be

        enzymes
               Jerome Lettvin/Enzymes are things invented

        epitaph
               Cato the Elder/After I'm dead I'd

        epithets
               Muhammad Ali/I ain't got no

        equality
               Aristotle/The worst form of
               George Bancroft/The best government rests
               Russell Brand/When I was poor
               Meister Eckhart/If I was alone
               Italian proverb/After the game the
               Irving Kristol/Democracy does not guarantee
               George Mitchell/Most nations derive from
               John Randolph/I love liberty, I
               Author Unknown/Think for yourself and

        erections
               John Wayne Bobbitt/I don't have any

        erotica
               Gloria Leonard/The difference between pornography
               Author Unknown/People should only make

        error
               Firesign Theatre/Everything you know is
               Stephen Jay Gould/Creation science" has not
               Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
               John D. Rugge/Regardless of the legal

        errors
               Eric Sevareid/Better to trust the

        escape
               E.E. cummings/pity this busy monster,

        essence
               Mary Baker G. Eddy/Love. What a word!
               Isaac Bashevis Singer/God is the sum

        eternal_chain
               G. Fitch/The chain which can

        eternal_life
               Gustav Mahler/Auferstehung [Resurrection]
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Zarathustras Mitternachtslied [Zarathustra's Midnight
               German folk poem/Urlicht [Primeval Light]

        eternity
               Thomas Carlyle/As the Swiss inscription
               Albert Einstein/Politics are for the
               Arthur Koestler/Scientists are Peeping Toms
               Gustav Mahler/Auferstehung [Resurrection]

        ethics
               Anonymous/Must there be a
               Bertolt Brecht/Grub first, then ethics.
               Albert Einstein/A man's ethical behavior
               H. Myles Jacob/I went to school

        ethnocentrism
               Dr M. Scott Peck/Most do not fully

        evaluation
               Arab proverb/Examine what is said,

        evidence
               Woody Allen/I am plagued by
               W.K. Clifford/It is wrong always,
               Thomas L. Creed/Fortunately, the responsibility for

        evil
               Hannah Arendt/The sad truth is
               Edmund Burke/The only thing necessary
               Charles Darwin/The assumed instinctive belief
               Fyodor Dostoyevski/Nothing is easier than
               William Golding/Maybe," he said hesitantly,
               William James/There is no worse
               Franz Kafka/Evil is whatever distracts.
               Walt Kelly/We have met the
               H.L. Mencken/Evil is that which
               Blaise Pascal/Men never do evil
               George Bernard Shaw/Those who understand evil
               John Simon/Capitalism is the astounding
               Richard Stallman/Standing up to an
               Author Unknown/If evil is spoken
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Y a-t-il rien de
               Mae West/When choosing between two
               Jane Yolen/And for adults, the

        evolution
               Albert Einstein/The further the spiritual
               Martin Gardner/Evolution is as much
               Stephen Jay Gould/We must counterpose the
               Johnny Hart/If man evolved from
               Richard Leakey/I would go so
               Konrad Lorenz/I believe I found
               H.L. Mencken/Once he had one
               Tom Robbins/When freedom is outlawed,
               Author Unknown/It is not the
               Andrew D. White/I simply try to

        evoution
               Betty McCollister/It is inconceivable that
               Rev. Jimmy Swaggart/Evolution is a bankrupt

        example
               La Rochefoucauld/Les vieillards aiment à
               Mark Twain/To be good is

        excellence
               Shana Alexander/The sad truth is
               Johnny Cash/There are those who
               John F. Kennedy/Happiness The full use
               Friedrich Nietzsche/One must be above
               Gen. George S. Patton/Do your damnedest in
               Henry Van Dyke/Culture is the habit

        excess
               Anonymous/The biggest detractors of
               William Blake/The road of excess
               W. Somerset Maugham/Excess on occasion is
               Donald Culross Peattie/Beauty is excrescence, superabundance,
               Mae West/Too much of a

        exclusivity
               Aristotle Onassis/The secret of success

        excrement
               Brian Aldiss/Civilization is the distance
               Bill Hicks/I'm so sick of
               Thomas Jefferson/The tree of liberty
               Men's Room, Linda's Bar/No matter how good
               Gene Spafford/Usenet is like a

        excuses
               A.A. Milne/No doubt Jack the
               Eric Roth/Do not make excuses

        execution
               Aesop/We hang the petty
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I had a student
               Anatole France/There is a certain
               Don Marquis/If a child shows
               George Bernard Shaw/There is no satisfaction

        executions
               Eli Wallach/Having the critics praise

        executive_privilege
               Sam Ervin/I'm not going to

        executives
               John H. Patterson/An executive is a

        exercise
               Plato/Bodily exercise, when compulsory,
               Robert A. Heinlein/Sex without love is
               Adam Rifkin/The more bicep curls

        exhaustion
               George Balanchine/Old people don't get

        existence
               Protagoras of Abdera/Man is the measure
               Woody Allen/I am plagued by
               Robert Byrne/The purpose of life
               Stephen Crane/A man said to
               Quentin Crisp/The very purpose of
               René Descartes/COGITO ERGO SUM [ Je
               Anatole France/The majority of people,
               William Goldman/Life is Pain. Anyone
               Helen Hayes/The hardest years in
               Robert A. Heinlein/To be 'matter of
               P.D. James/There comes a time
               KJV Proverbs XXIII:7/For as he thinketh
               Ursula K. LeGuin/What sane person could
               Rik Mayall/I don't think, therefore
               Flannery O'Connor/Where you've been to
               Ross Presser/Life's a bitch, and
               Sarah/The world is a
               Albert Schweitzer/As soon as man
               William Shakespeare/T is the mind
               William Shakespeare/I have of late
               J. Michael Straczynski/I used to wish
               Author Unknown/A man is what
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We have to continually
               Horace Walpole/This world is a
               Oscar Wilde/To live is the
               Tennessee Williams/Snatching the eternal out

        existential
               G.I. Gurdjieff/In most of world

        existentialism
               Steven Wright/I have an existential

        exitint
               Meister Eckhart/If I was alone
               Raynold Gideon/I never had any
               Seneca/NULLUM MAGNUM INGENIUM SINE
               Author Unknown/I am not bound
               William Wordsworth/My heart leaps up

        expectations
               Anthony Lake/I will try to
               Margaret Mitchell/Life's under no obligation
               C. Portman/When everything has been

        experience
               William Blake/The road of excess
               Don Bluth/Jenner : I've learned this
               Henry George Bohn/Experience is the mother
               Jimmy Connors/Experience is a great
               Danish proverb/A man does not
               Derwood Fincher/Experience is what allows
               Benjamin Franklin/Experience keeps a dear
               Max Frisch/Technology is the knack
               Celia J. Gaines/I have heard that
               Frank Herbert/The mystery of life
               Aldous Huxley/Experience is not what
               Franklin P. Jones/Experience is that marvelous
               John Keats/Nothing ever becomes real
               John Locke/No man's knowledge here
               Don Marquis/An optimist is a
               Proverb/Experience is a good
               Adam Smith/The man scarce lives
               Publilius Syrus/MAGISTER USUS OMNIUM EST
               Mark Twain/We should be careful
               Mark Twain/There are things a
               Abigail Van Buren/If we could sell
               Oscar Wilde/Experience is of no

        experimentation
               Miles Davis/I'll play it [first]
               P.D. James/There comes a time
               Aldo Leopold/To keep every cog
               Franklin Delano Roosevelt/The country needs and,
               Author Unknown/Never resist temptation. Try

        experiments
               William Tiller/One may be able

        experts
               Niels Bohr/An expert is a
               Nicholas Murray Butler/An expert is one
               Bernard Malamud/. . . he
               Richard Needham/Remember: While the Ark
               Laurence J. Peter/An economist is an
               Shunryu Suzuki/In the beginner's mind

        exploration
               Minnie Louise Haskins/And I said to
               Herman Melville/It's not down in

        extinction
               Woody Allen/More than any other
               Ed Bluestone/The sooner all the
               Barbara Hambly/What I've been through
               W. Somerset Maugham/You know, of course,

        extraterrestrial
               R. Buckminster Fuller/We may be alone.
               United States Air Force/As a result of

        exuberance
               Author Unknown/Transform your inhibitions into

        facades
               Richard Feynman/For a successful technology,

        facts
               Miguel de Cervantes/Facts are the enemy
               Erich Fromm/If faith cannot be
               Aldous Huxley/Facts do not cease
               Carl Jung/Even a lie is
               John Junor/An ounce of emotion
               Charles McCabe/Any clod can have
               Jules Henri Poincaré/Science is built up
               Oscar Wilde/The æsthetic value of
               Frank Lloyd Wright/The truth is more

        failure
               Mel Brooks/Missed it by that
               Winston Churchill/Success is the ability
               Cyril Connolly/Youth is a period
               Charles Darwin/Whenever I have found
               James Dale Davidson/When you subsidise poverty
               Thomas Alva Edison/I haven't failed. I've
               T.S. Eliot/Some editors are failed
               Rev Jerry Falwell/If you're not a
               Erich Fromm/There is hardly any
               Erich Fromm/The successful revolutionary is
               John Kenneth Galbraith/There are times in
               Dan Greaney/Trying is the first
               Schemuel Ha-Nagid/What is it that
               Japanese proverb/Fall seven times; stand
               Kristin Newman/Steven Hyde [Danny Masterson]:
               Ol Parker/The only real failure
               J. Danforth Quayle/If we don't succeed,
               Theodore Roosevelt/It is hard to
               Charles M. Schulz/Sometimes I lie awake
               Will Smith/What makes you happy?
               Thomas Sowell/Socialism in general has
               Author Unknown/I don't know the
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Un ministre est excusable
               Wernher Von Braun/Crash programs fail because
               Daniel Webster/Failure is more frequently
               Oscar Wilde/To have a capacity
               Oscar Wilde/What a fuss people

        fairness
               Hillel/What is hateful to
               Eric Hoffer/Fair play is primarily
               Harold Kushner/Expecting life to treat
               also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as
               Chuck Lorre/At thirty-nine years old
               The Rotary Club/The "Rotary" four-way test
               R.A. Salvatore/Where in the Nine
               J. Michael Straczynski/I used to wish

        fairy_tales
               Hans Christian Andersen/And I, the man,
               Clarence Darrow/I don't believe in
               Jewish proverb/Don't ask questions of
               Mae West/I used to be
               Jane Yolen/Fairy tales always have

        faith
               Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
               Steve Allen/As I argued in
               Adam Carolla/There's no bigger atheist
               Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
               Kahlil Gibran/Doubt is a pain
               Sidney Hook/It still remains true
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Give me the storm
               H.L. Mencken/Faith may be defined
               Midrash/You doubted Me," God
               Friedrich Nietzsche/That faith makes blessed
               St Paul/7 . . .
               Russian proverb/Pray to God, but
               George Bernard Shaw/The fact that a
               V.P. Skipper/A kiss: To a
               Paul Tillich/If doubt appears, it

        fall_of_man
               Tertullian/And do you not

        fallibility
               H.P. Lovecraft/The most merciful thing

        false_pride
               Henry Rollins/Do you see now

        false_teeth
               Steven Wright/Some people think George

        falsity
               Niels Bohr/Two sorts of truth:

        falwell
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Christians, like slaves and
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The idea that religion
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The Bible is the
               Rev Jerry Falwell/You'll be riding along
               Rev Jerry Falwell/If you're not a
               Rev Jerry Falwell/He is purple --
               Rev Jerry Falwell/AIDS is the wrath
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Nothing will motivate conservative
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Billy Graham is the
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I am such a
               Rev Jerry Falwell/You've got to kill
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The ACLU is to
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I had a student
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I believe that global
               Rev Jerry Falwell/Grown men should not
               Rev Jerry Falwell/We visit prisoners on
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I think hell's a

        fame
               Fred Allen/A celebrity is a
               Robert Benchley/It took me 15
               Dr Matt Cartmill/As an adolescent I
               Winston Churchill/Everyone has his day
               George Bernard Shaw/Martyrdom . . .
               Kendra Tarket/You know that you've

        familiarity
               John Culkin/We don't know who
               Honoré de Balzac/Marriage must incessantly contend
               Fran Lebowitz/Never allow your child

        family
               Hans Christian Andersen/Eighty percent of our
               Erma Bombeck/To my way of
               Andrei Codrescu/The American family today
               Quentin Crisp/If Mr Vincent Price
               Duke of Windsor Edward/The thing that impresses
               Joseph Fields/Estelle Novick : Do you
               G/Being straight is a
               Paul Goodman/The family is the
               E.W. Howe/Every family has a
               Mary Karr/Dysfunctional family: any family
               Philip Larkin/This Be the Verse
               François Rabelais/A mother-in-law dies only
               Johan August Strindberg/Sacred family! Thou art
               Su Tung-p'o/Families, when a child
               Leo Tolstoy/Happy families are all
               John Waters/Family" this and "family"
               Roger Zelazny/I trusted him like

        fanatics
               Denis Diderot/Fanaticism is just one
               John William Fletcher/Fanaticism is the child
               H.L. Mencken/The worst government is
               Author Unknown/A fanatic is a

        fantasy
               Steve Eley/Invisible Pink Unicorns are
               Robert A. Heinlein/To be 'matter of

        fashion
               Victor Hugo/Fashions have done more

        fatality
               Oscar Wilde/A little sincerity is

        fate
               Heraclitus of Ephesus/A man's character is
               Jeffrey Caine/James Bond : It's too

        fathers
               Anonymous/When A Father Prays
               Bill Cosby/It was because of
               Robert Frost/Americans are like a
               Thomas Mann/And his heart was
               Jerry Seinfeld/Fathers Day: Oh, my

        faults
               Anatole France/People who have no
               Oscar Wilde/None of us can

        fear
               Praxilla of Sikyon/Under cover
               Willard Beecher/Hope is fear of
               Mel Brooks/Everything we do in
               Meg Cabot/Courage is not the
               Gaius Julius Caesar/It is a general
               John Cage/I can't understand why
               Cyril Connolly/Hate is the consequence
               Stephen Crane/I was in the
               John Dewey/If one inquires why
               Benjamin Disraeli/Fear makes us feel
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/It was high counsel
               M.C. Escher/I don't use drugs;
               Dr Maurice Freehill/Who is more foolish
               Edgar Z. Friedenberg/The "teenager" seems to
               Kahlil Gibran/And what is fear
               André Gide/There are very few
               Barbara Hambly/What I've been through
               Alfred Hitchcock/I'm not against the
               Eric Hoffer/You can discover what
               Harry Homes/Ignorance is the mother
               Errol Hursh/Though apparently the original
               Bruno Jasieńnski/Do not fear your
               Don B. Kates Jr/Freud associates retarded sexual
               Mercedes Lackey/It's so scary that
               Audre Lorde/I realize that if
               David Loughery/I have become the
               Lucretius/NAM VELUTI PUERI TREPIDANT
               Niccolo Machiavelli/It is better to
               Peter T. McIntyre/Confidence comes not from
               H.L. Mencken/Conscience: the inner voice
               Edward R. Murrow/We will not be
               Tricia Nixon/You can't underestimate the
               P.J. O'Rourke/Better an unfair distribution
               Alan Paton/I have one great
               Jean Paul/A timid person is
               New English Bible Psalm LV:1-7/Listen, O God, to
               Michael Rivero/Everyone likes to say
               Kenny Rogers/Don't be afraid to
               Quintus Curtius Rufus/Fear makes men believe
               Bertrand Russell/Men fear thought as
               J. Michael Straczynski/If you do not
               James Thurber/Let us not look
               Joan D. Vinge/I pulled her into
               Gary Whitta/Fear is not real.
               Marianne Williamson/Our deepest fear is
               Peter Yarrow/Day is Done

        feeling
               Marcel Jouhandeau/Le coeur a ses
               Blaise Pascal/Le cœur a ses
               Leo Tolstoy/Art is not a

        feminism
               Roseanne Barr/People say to me,
               The Invisible Committee/Patriarchy survives by attributing
               P.J. O'Rourke/How much fame, money,
               Gloria Steinem/The first problem for

        fiction
               Tom Clancy/The difference between fiction
               Mark Twain/Why shouldn't truth be

        fidelity
               Hilary B. Price/This is the 90s.

        fighting
               Barbara Hambly/To kill is to
               Stanley Kubrick/Gentlemen, you can't fight
               R.A. Salvatore/Where in the Nine
               Author Unknown/A fight does not
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/There are plenty of

        films
               Edward Anhalt/It is inelegant for
               Dan Aykroyd/Elwood : It's a hundred
               Jeffrey Caine/James Bond : It's too
               J.W. Eagan/Never judge a book
               G. Fitch/The chain which can
               William Goldman/Inconceivable! You use that
               Stanley Kubrick/Gentlemen, you can't fight
               Steph Lady/I have love in
               David Loughery/I have become the
               Richard Maibaum/James Bond : What, do
               Groucho Marx/Well, Art is Art,
               Groucho Marx/Go! And never darken
               Groucho Marx/Oh, I know it's
               Ted Nelson/Software is best understood
               Roman Polanski/Cinema should make you
               Noah Stern/The guy just wanted
               H.M. Warner/Who the hell wants
               Kevin Williamson/Movies don't make psychopaths.

        fire
               Comte de Bussy Roger de Rabutin/Absence is to love
               Dr Thomas Fuller/Zeal without knowledge is
               Horace/It is your business

        first_love
               Mary Wilson Little/A youth with his

        fish
               Chinese proverb/Give a man a
               Irina Dunn/A woman needs a
               William Faulkner/My mother is a
               W.C. Fields/A dead fish can
               W.C. Fields/I don't drink water.
               Benjamin Franklin/A countryman between two
               Kin Hubbard/No one can feel
               Tim Mefford/If you don't shoot
               James Reston/A newspaper column, like
               Andy Warhol/Two people kissing look

        fishermen
               Arthur M. Binstead/The most serious doubt

        fishing
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Beauty without grace is
               Henry David Thoreau/Time is but the

        flag
               Francis Bellamy/I pledge allegiance to

        flattery
               Adlai Stevenson/Flattery is all right

        fleas
               Stanislaw J. Lec/Thoughts, like fleas, jump

        flexibility
               Angeles Arrien/All spiritual paths have
               Ambrose Bierce/Ambidextrous (adj.): Able to
               Joseph Brackett Jr/Tis the gift to
               A.J. Constance/It's not hard to
               Herbert Gerjuoy/The new education must
               Bruce Lee/To understand and live
               Frederick Rolfe/People who can't change
               Alvin Toffler/The illiterate of the
               Alvin Toffler/The illiterate of the
               Author Unknown/A fanatic is a

        flight
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two

        flooding
               Chinese proverb/No individual raindrop ever

        flow-chart
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The flow chart is

        flowers
               Tom Wilson/You can complain because

        flying
               Douglas Adams/There is an art

        folk-dancing
               Sir Arnold Bax/You should make a

        folly
               George Bernard Shaw/A fool's brain digests
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Qu'est-ce que la tolérance?

        food
               Joey Adams/If it weren't for
               Woody Allen/Why does man kill?
               Brendan Behan/The most important things
               Erma Bombeck/In general my children
               Ellen Degeneres/I really don't think
               W.C. Fields/I like children, if
               Robert Fuoss/It would be nice
               Mahatma Gandhi/There are people in
               Shirley Gordon/Everything you eat is
               Hakushu Kitahara/I have bought bread
               Fran Lebowitz/Ask your child what
               Martin Luther/Warum furzet und rülpset
               Samuel Marchbanks/I find that the
               Dorothy Parker/The sweeter the apple,
               George Bernard Shaw/There is no sincerer
               George Bernard Shaw/The thought of 2000

        foolishness
               John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
               Stewart Brand/Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
               Colette/You will do foolish
               Roald Dahl/A little nonsense now
               Charles Dickens/It was the best
               Bertrand Russell/The fact that an
               Author Unknown/There's a fine line
               Oscar Wilde/God filled thee with

        fools
               Thucydides/The Nation that makes
               African proverb/Only a fool tests
               Anonymous/The world is filled
               Ambrose Bierce/Education (n.): That which
               Ambrose Bierce/History (n.): An account,
               Samuel Butler/Any fool can tell
               Lord Byron/He who will not
               Dale Carnegie/Any fool can criticize,
               Charles Caleb Colton/He that dies a
               Charles Caleb Colton/Examinations are formidable even
               Tom J. Connelly/He who asks a
               Albert Einstein/Before God we are
               Albert Einstein/Any intelligent fool can
               Anatole France/If fifty million people
               Benjamin Franklin/Experience keeps a dear
               Max Gluckman/A science is any
               Heinrich Heine/There are more fools
               Ecclesiastes IX:16-18/Et dicebam ego, meliorem
               Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
               Abraham Lincoln/You can fool all
               H.L. Mencken/A man may be
               J. Robert Oppenheimer/The foolish man seeks
               Samuel Palmer/Wise men make proverbs,
               William Somerville/Banish those vermin of
               Leo Daniel Stein/The wise man questions
               Adlai Stevenson/There was a time
               Jonathan Swift/As blushing will sometimes
               Henry David Thoreau/Any fool can make
               Mark Twain/Religion was born when
               Mark Twain/Keep your mouth shut
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Il est bien malaisé
               Mae West/He who hesitates is

        football
               Ambrose Bierce/Academy (n.): A modern
               Lewis Black/The Super Bowl] destroyed
               Author Unknown/Repel them. Repel them.

        forbidden
               Carol Leigh/What kind of society

        foreboding
               Raymond Chandler/The streets were dark

        forgetfulness
               John F. Kennedy/Forgive your enemies, but
               Madame Swetchine/Kindness causes us to
               Bill Watterson/I let my mind

        forgiveness
               St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
               French Proverb/Tout comprendre c'est tout
               Heinrich Heine/Dieu me pardonnera. C'est
               Thomas à Kempis/Know all and you
               John F. Kennedy/Forgive your enemies, but
               Anne Lamott/Not forgiving is like
               H.L. Mencken/If, after I depart
               Christina G. Rossetti/Better by far you
               George Bernard Shaw/Those who understand evil
               Lewis B. Smedes/To forgive is to
               Oscar Wilde/The public is wonderfully

        formality
               David E. Lundstrom/All the good computer

        fortune
               Hippocrates/Men ought to know
               Sophocles/No one loves the
               Omni Magazine slogan (first/The meek shall inherit
               Edward Abbey/See one Grand Canyon,
               Douglas Adams/In the beginning I
               Douglas Adams/Life is wasted on
               Henry B. Adams/Philosophy: unintelligible answers to
               John Adams/The divinity of Jesus
               Spiro Agnew/If you've seen one
               Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
               Steve Allen/As I argued in
               Woody Allen/More than any other
               Woody Allen/I am plagued by
               American proverb/Words must be weighed,
               Hans Christian Andersen/So the Emperor went
               anonymous/Time is an illusion
               anonymous/Dont lose your head
               Isaac Asimov/Humanity has the stars
               George Atkins/Eenie meenie, chili beanie,
               David Baker/Proper attention to Earthly
               Robert A. Baker/Our journeys to the
               Tallulah Bankhead/Nobody can be exactly
               Francis Bellamy/I pledge allegiance to
               L.V. Berkner/Human society -- man
               Barry L. Beyerstein/Prevalent beliefs that knowledge
               Barry L. Beyerstein/Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary
               Barry L. Beyerstein/In arguing that current
               Ambrose Bierce/What is worth doing
               Otto von Bismarck/A little caution outflanks
               Robert Bloch/Mind your own business,
               Ed Bluestone/The sooner all the
               Ashleigh Brilliant/I waited and waited,
               Ashleigh Brilliant/Try to be the
               Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't lie to
               Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't ask me
               Ashleigh Brilliant/If you can't learn
               Ashleigh Brilliant/I don't have any
               Ashleigh Brilliant/Maybe I'm lucky to
               Ashleigh Brilliant/To be sure of
               David Brin/Fiery energy lanced out,
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The hypothesis:
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/How does a project
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The tar pit of
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/All programmers are optimists.
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The flow chart is
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The programmer, like the
               James Cameron/Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver):
               John W. Campbell/Pioneering basically amounts to
               Albert Camus/Intellectuel = celui qui
               Robert F. Capon/The world looks as
               Al Capone/When I sell liquor,
               Tom Cargill/The first 90 percent
               Jim Carrey/Imitation is the sincerest
               Lewis Carroll/Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "If
               Jimmy Carter/I will never lie
               Graham Chapman/Mrs Big Nose (Gwen
               Graham Chapman/I think all right-thinking
               G.K. Chesterton/Father Brown, to Flambeau]:
               Lucinda Childs/I was in this
               Winston Churchill/Never trust a man
               Winston Churchill/I hate [Nazis] because
               Winston Churchill/There are a terrible
               Winston Churchill/Occasionally he stumbled over
               Arthur C. Clarke/One of the biggest
               Prof. R. Clausius/The entropy of the
               W.K. Clifford/It is wrong always,
               Michael Collins/If you'll excuse me
               Michael Collins/Our journey toward the
               Confucius/Recognizing that you know
               Calvin Coolidge/When a great many
               Alan Coult/The flush toilet is
               Norman Cousins/I cannot affirm God
               Norman Cousins/We may not be
               William Cowper/To follow foolish precedents,
               Alex Cox/The life of a
               Thomas L. Creed/Fortunately, the responsibility for
               John Culkin/We don't know who
               Edward Dahlberg/It takes a long
               Clarence Darrow/The best that we
               Miles Davis/I'll play it [first]
               Jean-Pierre de Caussade/So we follow our
               Edmond de Goncourt/Un livre n'est jamais
               Miguel de Unamuno/Los que dicen creer
               John Dewey/If one inquires why
               John Dewey/In the broad and
               Gordon R. Dickson/Some people like my
               Bo Diddley/Don't let your mouth
               E.W. Dijkstra/GOTO Statement Considered Harmful
               Peter Drucker/Here I am, fifty-eight,
               Dutch Proverb/Een schip op het
               Harry Eagar/The book is worth
               George Alec Effinger/It is not well
               Albert Einstein/The further the spiritual
               Albert Einstein/The more a man
               Dwight D. Eisenhower/We are going to
               T.S. Eliot/Birth, copulation and death.
               David Ellis/Fourth Law of Thermodymanics:
               Julius J. Epstein/Might as well be
               M.C. Escher/He who wonders discovers
               Rev Jerry Falwell/We're fighting against humanism,
               William Faulkner/My mother is a
               Henry Fielding/What is vice today
               Henry Fielding/Love and scandal are
               James Finke/The personal computer market
               Firesign Theatre/Everything you know is
               Firesign Theatre/I think we're all
               Firesign Theatre/How can you be
               Firesign Theatre/Live or die, I'll
               Firesign Theatre/Yes, some uncomplicated peoples
               Firesign Theatre/This is an awesome
               Joseph Fischer/Sex is hereditary. If
               Redd Foxx/Beauty is only skin
               Benjamin Franklin/We must indeed all
               Benjamin Franklin/As to Jesus of
               R. Buckminster Fuller/The end move in
               R. Buckminster Fuller/Fuller's Law of Cosmic
               George Gallup/I could prove God
               Martin Gardner/Evolution is as much
               Martin Gardner/It is sad to
               Bill Gates/Software suppliers are trying
               J. Paul Getty/The meek shall inherit
               Kahlil Gibran/Doubt is a pain
               William Gibson/I put the shotgun
               Allen Ginsberg/America, how can I
               Gordon L. Glegg/At first sight, the
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Was man nicht versteht,
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Auch das Unnatürlichste ist
               Oliver Goldsmith/Every absurdity has now
               Barry Goldwater/However, on religious issues
               Barry Goldwater/I think every good
               Samuel Goldwyn/I had a monumental
               Stephen Jay Gould/We must counterpose the
               Stephen Jay Gould/Creation science" has not
               Francisco Goya/La fantasia abandonada de
               Doctor Graper/I may kid around
               Emmett Grogan/Anything anybody can say
               Sidney Harris/Six years for possession
               D.O. Hebb/Modern psychology takes completely
               Donald Hebb/If something's not worth
               Robert A. Heinlein/I believe . .
               Tony Hendra/The universe is laughing
               Frank Herbert/The mystery of life
               Jack Herman/I'm sick of being
               C.A.R. Hoare/The clothes have no
               Dr Albert Hoffman/The characteristic property of
               Dr Albert Hoffman/I share the belief
               Dr Albert Hoffman/Deliberate provocation of mystical
               Dr Albert Hoffman/I believe that if
               George Holyoake/This I have learned
               Sidney Hook/It still remains true
               J. Edgar Hoover/I regret to say
               J. Edgar Hoover/Justice merely is incidental
               Kin Hubbard/No one can feel
               Thomas Huxley/History shows that the
               J. Baldwin. BuckyWorks: Buckminster Fuller's Ideas for Today /Real wealth can only
               Thomas Jefferson/Money, and not morality,
               Thomas Jefferson/Where a new invention
               Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
               Thomas Jefferson/The day will come
               Thomas Jefferson/Let us, then, fellow
               Thomas Jefferson/They [preachers] dread the
               Lyndon B. Johnson/I do not think
               Rabbi Meir Kahane/The Messiah will come.
               John Keats/Nothing ever becomes real
               Hellen Keller/College isn't the place
               John F. Kennedy/I believe in an
               Ken Kesey/Take what you can
               Morris Kingston/To err is human,
               Bill Kirchenbaum/What do you call
               Herman Kirchenhoffer/His heart was yours
               Melvin Konner/Well, you see, [the
               Joseph Wood Krutch/A skepticism pointing to
               David Lammers/Most people exhibit what
               Bert Lantz/If it ain't broke,
               T.K. Lawson/There is a time
               Richard Leakey/I would go so
               Karl Lehenbauer/There are bugs and
               Karl Lehenbauer/My computer can beat
               Karl Lehenbauer/UNIX: Some say the
               Karl Lehenbauer/Weekends were made for
               Karl Lehenbauer/e-credibility: the non-guaranteeable likelihood
               Aldo Leopold/To keep every cog
               David Letterman/New York . .
               Dr Roger Levian/The fault lies not
               C.S. Lewis/That is the key
               John Lilly/In the province of
               Abraham Lincoln/The Lord prefers common-looking
               Abraham Lincoln/The Bible is not
               John Lions/On our campus the
               Harold Livingston/I know engineers. They
               H.P. Lovecraft/The most merciful thing
               Bernard Lovell/The challenge of space
               Robert Lowell/If we see a
               David E. Lundstrom/All the good computer
               René Magritte/Un objet ne fait
               Michael Maltese/The Ranger isn't gonna
               Cheech Marin/I just thought of
               Ann Marion/We want to fashion
               Groucho Marx/It's not often that
               W. Somerset Maugham/You know, of course,
               Betty McCollister/It is inconceivable that
               Peter Medawar/If a person (a)
               H.L. Mencken/Faith may be defined
               H.L. Mencken/Christian theology, like every
               H.L. Mencken/The notion that science
               H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the
               H.L. Mencken/There is, in fact,
               H.L. Mencken/Once he had one
               James A. Michener/My own life has
               Midrash/You doubted Me," God
               Ashley Montague/Science has proof without
               Montaigne/Stability itself is nothing
               Joe Mullally/I judge a religion
               Friedrich Nietzsche/These Dionysiac stirrings which,
               Richard Milhous Nixon/If you think the
               Richard Milhous Nixon/It is necessary for
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Sure there are dishonest
               Tricia Nixon/You can't underestimate the
               Oliver North/I'll tell you right
               Ovid/ADDE PARVUM PARVO MAGNUS
               Ovid/There is no such
               Thomas Paine/Of all the tyrannies
               Thomas Paine/I do not believe
               Dorothy Parker/Take care of the
               Blaise Pascal/Les choses valent tousjours
               Louis Pasteur/Dans le champs de
               Irene Peter/Just because everything is
               Colin Pittendrigh/Largely because it is
               C. Portman/When everything has been
               Proverbs 26:27/Whoso diggeth a pit
               Zygmundt R./You know why there
               Joey Ramone/Lack of skill dictates
               Dennis Rawlins/Those who believe in
               Ronald Reagan/A tree is a
               Lou Reed/Her life was saved
               Quentin Reynolds/It is a rather
               Little Richard/Its not the size
               Will Rogers/Tilt this country on
               Hugh Romney/The whole earth is
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Those of us who
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Spiritual leadership should remain
               Franklin Delano Roosevelt/The country needs and,
               Billy Rose/Never invest in anything
               John D. Rugge/Regardless of the legal
               Damon Runyon/The race is not
               Hassan-i Sabbah/Nothing is true. Everything
               Edna St Vincent Millay/It's not true that
               Harrison H. Schmitt/What does it take
               Dr Martin Schwarzschild/The idea of man
               Seneca/NON REFERT QUAM MULTOS
               William Shakespeare/Glendower : I can call
               George Bernard Shaw/Martyrdom . . .
               Arthur Sheekman/You're fighting for this
               Percy Bysshe Shelley/Truth has always been
               David Sherwin/Revolution is the opium
               Dave Sim/Falling in love makes
               Adam Smith/The man scarce lives
               Sydney Smith/There is an event
               William Somerville/Banish those vermin of
               Robert D. Specht/Under any conditions, anywhere,
               Henry Spencer/Those who do not
               Dr Benjamin Spock/Like my parents, I
               Leslie Stephen/If atheism is to
               Leslie Stephen/Why, when no honest
               Leslie Stephen/Gentlemen . . .
               Theodore Sturgeon/Sturgeon's Revelation: Ninety percent
               William Graham Sumner/As soon as A
               Rev. Jimmy Swaggart/Evolution is a bankrupt
               Michael Swanwick/This was the ultimate
               Harry L. Swartzberg/The Swartzberg Test:
               Jonathan Swift/There is nothing in
               Publilius Syrus/MAGISTER USUS OMNIUM EST
               Tertullian/And do you not
               Henry David Thoreau/If you see a
               Henry David Thoreau/That man is the
               James Thurber/He who hesitates is
               William Tiller/One may be able
               Paul Tillich/If doubt appears, it
               Leo Tolstoy/The rich will do
               Arnold J. Toynbee/Civilization is a movement
               Harry S. Truman/He'll sit here and
               Mark Twain/I . . .
               United States Air Force/As a result of
               Author Unknown/Youth is such a
               Author Unknown/Faire de la bonne
               Author Unknown/Drawing on my fine
               Author Unknown/Many are called, few
               Author Unknown/The decision doesn't have
               Author Unknown/Time is nature's way
               Author Unknown/Money talks, but all
               Author Unknown/How do you make
               Author Unknown/How do you make
               Author Unknown/What can a pigeon
               Author Unknown/What can a pigeon
               Author Unknown/Honest Officer, had I
               Author Unknown/Things are more like
               Author Unknown/Military intelligence is a
               Author Unknown/It was always thus;
               Author Unknown/All I kin say
               Author Unknown/Law of Computability Applied
               Author Unknown/Laws of Computer Programming
               Author Unknown/I'd give my right
               Author Unknown/Bradley's Bromide:
               Author Unknown/You don't have to
               Author Unknown/God runs electromagnetics on
               Author Unknown/There is no remedy
               Author Unknown/Any given program, when
               Author Unknown/Tell a man that
               Author Unknown/Sex is like snow
               Author Unknown/What matters is not
               Author Unknown/Love is a matter
               Author Unknown/I really hate this
               Author Unknown/Repel them. Repel them.
               Author Unknown/Harrison's Postulate:
               Author Unknown/Mr Cole's Axiom:
               Author Unknown/To steal from one
               Author Unknown/We're here to give
               Author Unknown/There is no statute
               Author Unknown/Most non-Catholics know that
               Author Unknown/If you want to
               Author Unknown/Parkinson's Law : Work expands
               unsourced, attribution (highly) questionable/If Karl, instead of
               Harold Urey/There is nothing so
               Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le doute n'est pas
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Qu'est-ce que la tolérance?
               George Wallace/I've seen many politicians
               Roger Waters/You better stay home
               Ken Weaver/Burnt Sienna. Thats the
               Daniel Webster/Failure is more frequently
               William H. Webster/Behind all the political
               Gerald M. Weinberg/If carpenters built houses
               Mae West/I see myself as
               Andrew D. White/I simply try to
               Alfred North Whitehead/Civilization advances by extending
               Alfred North Whitehead/There is now no
               Alfred North Whitehead/The vigor of civilized
               Oscar Wilde/We are all in
               Oscar Wilde/America has been discovered
               Robin Williams/To be, or what?
               Roger Williams/God requireth not a
               Tennessee Williams/The mistake you make
               John Williamson/Anyone can hate. it
               Richard A. Woehlke/Nothing is done until
               Steven Wright/Some people think George
               Steven Wright/Someone sent me a
               Steven Wright/You can't have everything.
               Steven Wright/I stayed up all
               Steven Wright/You know that feeling
               Steven Wright/I came home the
               Yoruba/He who shits on
               Frank Zappa/Don't eat the yellow
               Frank Zappa/Kill Ugly Radio
               Frank Zappa/There's a big difference
               Robert Zemeckis/I'm gonna cut you
               M. Zimmerman/Zimmerman's Law of Complaints:

        fortune_telling
               Herman Kirchenhoffer/His heart was yours

        fragility
               Emily Dickinson/Go Not Too Near
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Bergeron's epitaph for the

        free_speech
               Adlai Stevenson/My definition of a

        free_will
               Noam Chomsky/As soon as questions

        freedom
               Epictetus/TANTUM ERUDITI SUNT LIBERI
               Samuel Adams/If ye love wealth
               Dean Alfange/A Creed for Young
               Henri-Frédéric Amiel/Order means light and
               Nels Anderson/Who hasn't felt that
               Anonymous/The prosecutor declared that
               Anonymous/It's always nice to
               Rowan Atkinson/I had a strange
               George Bancroft/The best government rests
               Charles A. Beard/You need only reflect
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two
               W.E.B. Du Bois/The cost of liberty
               Russell Brand/True freedom cannot be
               Russell Brand/We are animals. We
               Louis Dembitz Brandeis/The greatest dangers to
               Lord Byron/Who would be free
               Albert Camus/Liberty is the right
               George Carlin/Well, if crime fighters
               Cicero/There is nothing more
               Eugene Victor Debs/While there is a
               John Diefenbaker/The reading of history
               William O. Douglas/The American Government is
               William O. Douglas/Oppression, like darkness, does
               Frederick Douglass/Those who profess to
               Frederick Douglass/If there is no
               Peter Fonda/George Hanson : You know,
               E.M. Forster/We are willing enough
               Benjamin Franklin/Free people write books.
               Stephen Fry/There was still a
               Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it
               Bob Geldof/It is in particular
               Edward Gibbon/In the end more
               Kahlil Gibran/Pleasure is a freedom
               Terry Gilliam/Governments are really keen
               Michael Glouberman/I think it's my
               Graham Greene/Heresy is only another
               Robert A. Heinlein/I am free, no
               Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
               Robert A. Heinlein/You can have peace.
               Patrick Henry/Is life so dear,
               Eric Hoffer/When people are free
               Eric Hoffer/When freedom destroys order,
               New International Version I Corinthians X:29/For why should my
               Thomas Jefferson/Under the law of
               Thomas Jefferson/We hold these truths
               Thomas Jefferson/In every country and
               Thomas Jefferson/The tree of liberty
               John F. Kennedy/So, let us not
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/Freedom is never voluntarily
               Baron Lane/Loss of freedom seldom
               Emma Lazarus/The New Colossus
               Bruce Lee/A teacher, a good
               James Lileks/Security and liberty are
               Jack London/He led a lost
               Jason Love/What we could really
               George Lucas/So this is how
               James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
               Tim May/National borders aren't even
               Terence McKenna/If the words 'life,
               H.L. Mencken/The trouble with fighting
               Paul Monash/JUDD
               Pastor Martin Niemöller/First they came for
               J. Robert Oppenheimer/We do not believe
               George Orwell/Unpopular ideas can be
               William Pitt/Necessity is the plea
               John Randolph/I love liberty, I
               Michael Rivero/Stopping terrorism is simple.
               Tom Robbins/When freedom is outlawed,
               Stephen Schwartz/Rivers belong where they
               Eric Sevareid/The bigger the information
               Alexander Solzhenitsyn/Just understand one thing
               Adlai Stevenson/My definition of a
               Adlai Stevenson/A free society is
               J. Michael Straczynski/Liberty is always at
               S.G. Tallentyre/I disapprove of what
               Henry David Thoreau/Disobedience is the true
               Dalton Trumbo/All men lose when
               Author Unknown/Transform your inhibitions into
               Author Unknown/Jesus said, "Why do
               Author Unknown/Men fight for freedom;
               Henry Van Dyke/Self is the only
               Lemuel K. Washburn/The cross everywhere is

        freedom_of_press
               Dr William Ellery Channing/The cry has been
               Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais/As long as I

        freedom_of_speech
               John Perry Barlow/On the Internet, the
               Charles Bradlaugh/Better a thousandfold abuse
               Lenny Bruce/Take away the right
               Dr William Ellery Channing/The cry has been
               Anthony Kennedy/The First Amendment is
               Søren Kierkegaard/Aren't people absurd! They
               Søren Kierkegaard/People demand freedom of
               Thurgood Marshall/If the First Amendment
               Eric Sevareid/I have never quite

        freshness
               Henri Matisse/I would like to

        friends
               Clarence Darrow/The best that we

        friendship
               Aristotle/What is a friend?
               Ludwig von Beethoven/Friends applaud, the Comedy
               Augustine Birrell/Friendship is a word,
               Confucius/Silence is the true
               Joseph Conrad/As in political so
               Joseph Conrad/You shall judge a
               Dinah Maria Mulock Craik/Oh, the comfort --
               Joanna Crawford/They're around, our friends
               Ed Cunningham/Friends are those rare
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/A friend is a
               Charles J. Finger/In our occidental society
               Henry Emerson Fosdick/No man is the
               Fuller/Acount him thy real
               David 'Dave' Tyson Gentry/True friendship comes when
               Raynold Gideon/I never had any
               June Goodwin/That smile
               Amanda Grier/A friend is someone,
               Thomas Jones/Friends may come and
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/In the end, we
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/In the end, we
               Lao Tzu/Being deeply loved by
               Stephen Lord/Sometimes in the night,
               Mignon McLaughlin/I'm always there to
               Richard Barham Middleton/I must be content
               Montaigne/We are not here
               Dorothy Law Nolte/If a child lives
               Dorothy Parker/A girl's best friend
               Plutarch/I don't need a
               Sydney Smith/Life is to be
               Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
               Walt Whitman/It is to the
               Oscar Wilde/Laughter is not at
               Percival Christopher Wren/The love of a

        frowning
               Winston Churchill/I hate [Nazis] because
               Bill Hicks/People come up to

        frugality
               Bo Diddley/Don't let your mouth
               Ken Kesey/Take what you can
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We could have saved

        frustration
               Graham Chapman/I think all right-thinking
               Jennifer Hart/Long separated by cruel
               Gregg Mettler/Frickin' girls. Yeah, if
               Author Unknown/It's frustrating when you
               Author Unknown/Just when I was
               Author Unknown/I really hate this
               Oscar Wilde/In this world there

        fulfillment
               Harold Ramis/You can never get

        fun
               Bion of Borysthenes/Boys throw rocks at

        funamentalism
               Andy Kindler/The only people who

        fundamentalism
               Rev. Jerry Falwell/There's a seeker born

        funerals
               Yogi Berra/Always go to other
               Chauncey Depew/I get my exercise
               Mark Shepherd/Funerals are for the

        fur
               Joan Rivers/The nearest I ever

        futility
               Jennifer Celotta/You show me a
               Stephen Crane/I saw a man
               T.S. Eliot/In my beginning is
               William Ralph Inge/It is useless for
               The Invisible Committee/Today the West is
               Jack London/He led a lost
               Flannery O'Connor/Where you've been to

        future
               Isaac Asimov/Humanity has the stars
               James Baldwin/The future is like
               Ray Bradbury/I don't try to
               Russell Brand/I can't see into
               Daniel Burnham/Make no little plans.
               George Carlin/There's no present. There's
               Danish proverb/Prediction is very difficult,
               Albert Einstein/I never think of
               André Gide/In order to be
               Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./No mind is much
               Alan Kay/The best way to
               Graham Linehan/I used to think
               Francis Maguire/The Strange Child
               KJV Matthew VI:34/Take therefore no thought
               W. Somerset Maugham/The passing moment is
               Barbara Morgan/. . . as
               Friedrich Nietzsche/O brethren, I consecrate
               Eugene O'Neill/There is no present
               Thomas Paine/When we are planning
               Eleanor Roosevelt/The future belongs to
               Paul Valéry/Nowadays the future isn't
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/The most important thing
               Alan Watts/I have realized that
               Alan Watts/I have realised that
               Daniel Webster/If we work upon

        gambling
               Albert Einstein/God does not play
               W.C. Fields/Horse sense is a
               Wilson Mizner/Gambling: The sure way
               Damon Runyon/The race is not

        games
               Fran Lebowitz/Children are the most
               Steven Wright/I stayed up all

        gangs
               Author Unknown/Honest Officer, had I

        gardening
               Frank Lloyd Wright/A doctor can bury

        gender
               Straton of Sardis/Strato/Boys are a labyrinth
               Woody Allen/Sex between a man
               Marcel Archard/Women like silent men.
               Alan Ball/Men are like linoleum.
               Tallulah Bankhead/It's the good girls
               Lord Beaverbrook/Buy old masters. They
               Alan Beck/A girl is Innocence
               Ambrose Bierce/Beauty (n.): the power
               Ambrose Bierce/Woman would be more
               Honoré de Balzac/The duration of passion
               Chauncey Depew/A pessimist is a
               Catherine Dimenstein/She's very quiet, but
               Irina Dunn/A woman needs a
               Jimmy Durante/Home cooking. Where many
               Nora Ephron/Beware of men who
               Evan Esar/A girl with a
               Henry Fielding/He, in a few
               W.C. Fields/A man without a
               W.C. Fields/A woman drove me
               W.C. Fields/All the men in
               F. Scott Fitzgerald/He was one of
               Zsa Zsa Gabor/The best way to
               Zsa Zsa Gabor/I'm a great housekeeper.
               Zsa Zsa Gabor/Diamonds are a girl's
               Oliver Goldsmith/Girls like to be
               Eddie Gorodetsky/You can't keep Jake
               Terry Grossman/It is not easy
               Robert A. Heinlein/Women and Cats do
               Garrison Keillor/That's the news from
               Rudyard Kipling/A woman is only
               Gypsy Rose Lee/Men aren't attracted to
               Jay Leno/The biggest difference between
               Jason Love/Men are hit by
               Clare Boothe Luce/Because I am a
               Clare Boothe Luce/Thoughts have no sex.
               Groucho Marx/On the old You
               Groucho Marx/Anyone who says he
               Groucho Marx/Behind every successful man
               Groucho Marx/A man is as
               Groucho Marx/Only one man in
               Men's Room, Linda's Bar/No matter how good
               H.L. Mencken/Bachelors have consciences. Married
               H.L. Mencken/Happiness is peace after
               H.L. Mencken/Husband -- One who
               H.L. Mencken/Husbands never become good;
               H.L. Mencken/Misogynist: A man who
               H.L. Mencken/No matter how much
               H.L. Mencken/On one issue at
               H.L. Mencken/Women do not like
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Woman was God's second
               Chester Nimitz/A ship is always
               Aristotle Onassis/If women didn't exist,
               P.J. O'Rourke/How much fame, money,
               Dorothy Parker/A girl's best friend
               Dorothy Parker/Men seldom make passes
               Dorothy Parker/I require only three
               Don Quinn/A bachelor is a
               Pierre-Auguste Renoir/I consider that women
               Leo C. Rosten/I learned that only
               Helen Rowland/To a woman the
               Helen Rowland/Love: woman's eternal spring
               Françoise Sagan/A dress makes no
               Arthur Sheekman/You're fighting for this
               V.P. Skipper/A kiss: To a
               Gloria Steinem/Some women and men
               Wallace Stevens/A poet looks at
               Adlai Stevenson/Accuracy is to a
               Stephen Stills/There are three things
               J. Michael Straczynski/Worst case of testosterone
               Tertullian/And do you not
               James Thurber/I think that maybe
               Author Unknown/An after-dinner speech should
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Freud said he didn't
               Mae West/When women go wrong,
               Shelley Winters/After three times, I
               Tom Wolfe/Over the past ten
               Women's restroom, Dick's Last/A Woman's Rule of

        generations
               English proverb/If you wish to

        generosity
               St Augustine of Hippo/Give to every man,
               Shirley Gordon/The only things you
               Sydney J. Harris/People who think they're
               Henry Wadsworth Longfellow/Give what you have;

        genitalia
               M.A. Arthur Trewby/Except for the purpose
               John Wayne Bobbitt/I don't have any
               Elbridge Gerry/A standing army is
               Author Unknown/What matters is not
               Robin Williams/God gave you a

        genius
               Henri-Frédéric Amiel/Doing easily what others
               Dr Nancy C. Andreasen/Some people see things
               Charles Farrar Browne/We wish genius and
               Edward George Bulwer-Lytton/Talent does what it
               Calvin Coolidge/Nothing in the world
               Edmond de Goncourt/Un livre n'est jamais
               Charles Dickens/Eccentricities of genius.
               Alexandre Dumas/Une chose qui m'humilie
               Albert Einstein/Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses
               Albert Einstein/Any intelligent fool can
               Max Gluckman/A science is any
               Elbert Hubbard/Genius may have its
               Oscar Levant/What the world needs
               Georg Lichtenberg/Everyone is a genius
               Seneca/NULLUM MAGNUM INGENIUM SINE
               Jonathan Swift/When a true genius

        gentleness
               Charles Dickens/Have a heart that
               Will Durant/Those who have suffered
               St Paul/7 . . .
               Theodore Roosevelt/I want to see

        geography
               Paul Rodriguez/Sometimes I think war

        ghosts
               George Atkins/Eenie meenie, chili beanie,
               La Rochefoucauld/Il est du véritable

        gifted
               Sam Austin/Homosexuality is God's way

        girdles
               R.S. Knapp/Plots are like girdles.

        girls
               Alan Beck/A girl is Innocence
               Oliver Goldsmith/Girls like to be

        giving
               Calvin Coolidge/Nothing in the world

        glasses
               Dorothy Parker/Men seldom make passes

        glory
               Napoleon Bonaparte/Glory is fleeting, but

        gnothe
               Albert Einstein/Unthinking respect for authority
               Albert Einstein/Never do anything against
               Albert Einstein/I believe, on the
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Do not follow where
               André Gide/Know thyself" - a
               Raynold Gideon/I never had any
               Ernest Hemingway/The world breaks everyone
               Thomas Jefferson/Under the law of
               John F. Kennedy/So, let us not
               Margaret Mead/If we are to
               Montaigne/Diversity is the one
               William Wordsworth/My heart leaps up

        goals
               Henry Ford/Obstacles are those frightful

        gods
               Aristotle/The gods too are
               Euripides/Do we, holding that
               Joseph Campbell/A god outgrown becomes
               Eldridge Cleaver/All the gods are
               Cyril Connolly/Those whom the gods
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some
               Robert A. Heinlein/Men rarely (if ever)
               Christopher Marlowe/His looks do menace
               Montaigne/Man is certainly stark
               Ovid/It's useful that there
               Henry Rollins/Do you see now

        gold_rag
               St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
               Friedrich Nietzsche/For once more will
               Author Unknown/Listen to the voice

        golden_rule
               Hillel/What is hateful to
               also Mark 12:31 Leviticus 19:18/Love your neighbor as

        golf
               Florence King/Golf is an exercise

        good
               Hannah Arendt/The sad truth is
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Le mieux est l'ennemi
               Jane Yolen/And for adults, the

        good_deeds
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Un ministre est excusable

        good_examples
               Mark Twain/Few things are harder

        goodness
               Ivan Illich/The compulsion to do
               George Orwell/On the whole human
               Mark Twain/To be good is
               Oscar Wilde/Individualism does not come

        gossip
               Errol Flynn/It isn't what they
               Lucille S. Harper/The nice thing about
               Oscar Wilde/Mrs Chevely is one

        government
               Samuel Adams/It does not require
               Freda Adler/Stripped of ethical rationalizations
               Ardashir/Religion and kingship are
               Les Aspin/If you give Congress
               George Bancroft/The best government rests
               Lord Beveridge/Ignorance is an evil
               Ambrose Bierce/History (n.): An account,
               Otto von Bismarck/Universal suffrage is the
               Bertolt Brecht/The law was made
               Henry Brougham/Education makes a people
               Rita Mae Brown/No government has the
               Lenny Bruce/Take away the right
               Graham Chapman/Strange women lying in
               Winston Churchill/The best argument against
               Cicero/Many things, O priests,
               Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais/As long as I
               Finley Peter Dunne/A man that expects
               Albert Einstein/Nothing is more destructive
               Ben Elton/When you look at
               Edward Gibbon/The various modes of
               Terry Gilliam/Governments are really keen
               John Gilmore/Truth: The most deadly
               George Gissing/It is because nations
               Woody Guthrie/It's round the world
               Robert A. Heinlein/On two subjects the
               Robert A. Heinlein/When any government, or
               Kin Hubbard/Now and then an
               William Ralph Inge/It is useless for
               The Invisible Committee/It is now publicly
               Thomas Jefferson/. . . when
               Erica Jong/If sex and creativity
               Anthony Kennedy/The First Amendment is
               Magda Leja/The five rules of
               C.S. Lewis/That is the key
               Jason Love/Everyone has that uncle
               Gen. Douglas MacArthur/Our swollen budgets constantly
               Thurgood Marshall/If the First Amendment
               H.L. Mencken/The worst government is
               H.L. Mencken/Christian theology, like every
               Jean Meslier/The world would be
               John J. Miller/Laws are only words
               Thomas Mincher/If we can not
               George Mitchell/Although He's regularly asked
               Daniel Patrick Moynihan/When a person goes
               George Jean Nathan/Bad officials are elected
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Insanity in individuals is
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Congress spends like a
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Sure there are dishonest
               P.J. O'Rourke/Giving money and power
               P.J. O'Rourke/The government isn't in
               Katherine Anne Porter/If you are required
               Zygmundt R./You know why there
               Revolution Books, New York/If voting could really
               Michael Rivero/Everyone likes to say
               Michael Rivero/Stopping terrorism is simple.
               Will Rogers/I don't care how
               Will Rogers/There's no trick to
               Peter Saint-André/If you can conceive
               Seneca/LEGES . . .
               George Bernard Shaw/A government that robs
               Potter Stewart/Censorship reflects a society's
               Mark Steyn/That's my basic rule:
               I.F. Stone/Every government is run
               Henry David Thoreau/Under a government which
               Harry S. Truman/I never would have
               Harry S. Truman/Whenever you have an
               Mark Twain/Each nation knowing it
               Author Unknown/Market failure, n. The
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Il est dangereux d'avoir
               George Washington/Government is not reason;
               Max Weber/The bureaucratic class is
               H.G. Wells/The lawgiver, of all
               Howard Zinn/Civil disobedience, that's not

        government_excess
               James V. Gallagher/I can see stopping

        government_subsidy
               James Dale Davidson/When you subsidise poverty

        grace
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Beauty without grace is

        graffiti
               sourced as graffiti/God is dead.
               sourced as graffiti/Just say No.

        grammar
               Noam Chomsky/Colorless green ideas sleep
               Meria Heller/Christian is a VERB

        grandchildren
               G. Norman Collie/Grandchildren don't make a

        grandparents
               Sam Levenson/The reason grandparents and
               Rita Rudner/I want to have

        gratitude
               Walter Savage Landor/Proud Word You Never

        graves
               Charles de Gaulle/The graveyards are full
               Cato the Elder/After I'm dead I'd
               Robert A. Heinlein/There are a lot

        gravity
               Albert Einstein/Gravitation is not responsible
               Randolph Heard/Gravity is a harsh

        greatness
               Chuang Tzu/The Great Way makes
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/A foolish consistency is
               Edward Gibbon/The greater men are,
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Greatness comes not when
               Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller/Es ist schimpflich eine
               Bonnie Turner/I find some are

        greed
               African Proverb/A miserly man is
               African Proverb/He who runs after
               Richard Armour/That money talks,
               Don Bluth/Jenner : I've learned this
               Louis-Ferdinand Céline/The poetry of heroism
               Mahatma Gandhi/The world provides enough
               Dennis Miller/These televangelists say they
               Mother Teresa of Calcutta/It is poverty to
               P.J. O'Rourke/No drug, not even
               St Paul/7 . . .
               P.J. Plauger/If everybody's behavior can
               Edmund Spenser/All for love, and
               Publilius Syrus/IN NULLUM AVARUS BONUS

        greeting
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Hello, farewell.

        grief
               Paul Monette/Grief is a sword,
               William Shakespeare/Patch grief with proverbs,

        groundedness
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/There are only two
               Theodore Roosevelt/Keep your eyes on

        growth
               Juan Wa Chang/Living is change. Growth
               Thomas Huxley/History shows that the
               Author Unknown/Transform your inhibitions into
               Oscar Wilde/We, in our educational
               Tennessee Williams/Snatching the eternal out

        grudges
               William H. Walton/To carry a grudge

        guilt
               Simone de Beauvoir/Defending the truth is
               F. Scott Fitzgerald/He was one of
               Sydney J. Harris/Many people feel "guilty"
               George Orwell/Saints should always be
               Bertrand Russell/I do not think
               J. Michael Straczynski/The innocent lie because
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Un ministre est excusable

        gullibility
               Alex Hamilton/Those who stand for
               Peter Marshall/Give us clear vision
               William Aylott Orton/If you keep your
               Katherine Anne Porter/If you are required
               Quintus Curtius Rufus/Fear makes men believe
               George Bernard Shaw/The fact that a

        guns
               Col. Jeff Cooper/Owning a handgun doesn't
               R. Buckminster Fuller/The end move in
               Hermann Göring/Guns make us powerful;
               William Gibson/I put the shotgun
               Sidney Harris/Six years for possession
               Robert A. Heinlein/An armed man is
               Adolf Hitler/This year will go
               Ted Krueger/I'm tired of liberals
               Stephen Leacock/A sportsman is a
               André Maurois/We owe to the
               Thomas Mincher/If we can not
               Mike Nichols/Take off all your
               Dorothy Parker/Razors pain you;
               Mitch Ratcliffe/A computer lets you
               Joseph Stalin/Ideas are more powerful
               Author Unknown/You can get more
               Robin Williams/In England if you

        gurus
               Wendy Kaminer/The spiritual peace and

        habit
               Henry B. Adams/Chaos often breeds life,
               W. Somerset Maugham/Excess on occasion is

        haiku
               Damon A. Koronakos/The sand remembers

        hair
               Russian proverb/We die as we

        hairstylists
               Author Unknown/Life is an endless

        hallucinations
               Sigmund Freud/Religion . . .

        halos
               Dan McKinnon/Be aware that a

        hams
               Samuel Marchbanks/I find that the

        hanging
               Benjamin Franklin/We must indeed all

        happiness
               Democritus/Happiness resides not in
               Epicurus/One is rich not
               Epictetus/One must not tie
               Menander/We live, not as
               Menander/He only lives, who
               Sophocles/To be happy, it
               Marcus Aurelius/Do not forget:
               Ingrid Bergman/Happiness is good health
               Andy Bobrow/Reese : I just stopped
               Charles de Gaulle/What do you take
               Charles de Gaulle/Happiness is for idiots.
               Charles Dickens/Annual income twenty pounds,
               Benjamin Disraeli/Action may not always
               Matthew Dowd/Poverty of the heart
               Max Ehrmann/Desiderata
               Raynold Gideon/I never had any
               Samuel Goldwyn/If I could drop
               Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr/Love is the master
               Henrik Ibsen/Money may be the
               Thomas Jefferson/We hold these truths
               Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./The happiest part of
               John F. Kennedy/Happiness The full use
               Hakushu Kitahara/I have bought bread
               Kushell/Here on earth, every
               Oscar Levant/Happiness isn't something you
               Terence McKenna/If the words 'life,
               H.L. Mencken/Happiness is peace after
               H.L. Mencken/The great secret of
               H.L. Mencken/At the bottom of
               George Olson/While I'm fully aware
               J. Robert Oppenheimer/The foolish man seeks
               Norm Papernick/Those who can laugh
               Jean Antoine Petit-Senn/The hatred we bear
               Harold Ramis/You can never get
               Leo Rosten/Where was it ever
               Bertrand Russell/I was not born
               Nadja Salerno-Sonnenberg/It takes a lot
               Scottish proverb/Be happy while you're
               Robert Shafer/. . . happiness
               George Bernard Shaw/The fact that a
               Sydney Smith/Life is to be
               Thomas Szasz/Happiness is an imaginary
               Mark Twain/Happiness ain't a thing
               Mark Twain/Sanity and Happiness are
               Author Unknown/happiness: Highly coveted but
               Walt Whitman/In the stillness in
               Oscar Wilde/Some cause happiness wherever

        harbor
               John A. Shedd/A ship in harbour

        hardback
               Alfred Hitchcock/The paperback is very

        harm
               T.S. Eliot/Half of the harm
               Victor Hugo/Fashions have done more
               Lyndon B. Johnson/You do not examine

        harmony
               Alexander Pope/All are but parts

        hate
               John Williamson/Anyone can hate. it

        hating
               Alan Paton/I have one great

        hatred
               Minna Antrim/To be loved is
               Henry N. Camp/Know what I hate
               Joseph Campbell/I've lived through the
               William Congreve/Heav'n hath no rage
               Cyril Connolly/Hate is the consequence
               W.C. Fields/Anyone who hates children
               Charles J. Finger/There are people who
               Erich Fromm/There is perhaps no
               J.A. Froude/Moderate reformers always hate
               Zsa Zsa Gabor/I never hated a
               David B. Goodstein/The enemies of gay
               Dr Thomas Norval Hepburn/Never let yourself hate
               M.D. Herbert Benson/Hatred is a banquet
               Eric Hoffer/Passionate hatred can give
               Billy Joel/You only beat me
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/Returning hate for hate
               Tom Lehrer/I know that there
               Lizard/I hate everybody, but
               Don Marquis/If you make people
               Toni Morrison/I'm a controversial figure.
               Jean Antoine Petit-Senn/The hatred we bear
               Bertrand Russell/Few people can be
               Charles M. Schulz/I love mankind. It's
               Booker T. Washington/I shall allow no
               Jane Yolen/And for adults, the

        hats
               Author Unknown/This hat's not big

        health
               Plato/Attention to health is
               Ingrid Bergman/Happiness is good health
               Isak Dinesen/The cure for anything
               Chuck Lorre/Remember, your body is
               Peter Medawar/If a person (a)
               Dorothy Parker/The cure for boredom
               Emo Philips/I think of my

        heart
               Winston Churchill/Any man who is

        heaven
               James Baldwin/The future is like
               J.M. Barrie/Heaven has the better
               Robert Browning/Ah, but a man's
               Robert Browning/There may be heaven;
               Samuel Butler/Marriage is distinctly and
               William Congreve/Heav'n hath no rage
               Charles Dickens/It was the best
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Heaven always bears some
               Matthew Henry/All this and heaven
               Joe Louis/Everybody wants to go
               John Milton/Beneath him with new
               John Milton/The mind is its
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Did you notice the
               German folk poem/Urlicht [Primeval Light]

        hell
               Dante Alighieri/The hottest places in
               J.M. Barrie/Heaven has the better
               Robert Browning/There may be heaven;
               Winston Churchill/If you're going through
               William Congreve/Heav'n hath no rage
               Stephen Crane/I stood upon a
               Charles Dickens/It was the best
               Annie Dillard/I read about an
               Rev Jerry Falwell/I think hell's a
               Milton Friedman/Hell hath no fury
               Robert Frost/Hell is a half-filled
               William M. Holden/Hell is paved with
               Aldous Huxley/Maybe this world is
               John Milton/The mind is its
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Did you notice the
               Jean-Paul Sartre/L'Enfer, c'est les Autres.

        help
               Groucho Marx/I'd love to help

        helpfulness
               Clarence Darrow/The best that we

        helplessness
               Kin Hubbard/No one can feel
               Clare Boothe Luce/There are no hopeless

        here-and-now
               Michael Glouberman/You can't hold on

        heredity
               Joseph Fischer/Sex is hereditary. If

        heresy
               Graham Greene/Heresy is only another
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Heresy is a cradle;

        hero
               Joseph Campbell/George Lucas, in Star
               Joseph Campbell/God is a metaphor

        heroes
               Bertolt Brecht/Unhappy the land that
               F. Scott Fitzgerald/Show me a hero
               Will Rogers/We can't all be

        heroism
               Louis-Ferdinand Céline/The poetry of heroism
               Eugene Ionesco/To think contrary to
               Will Rogers/Being a hero is

        hesitation
               Mae West/He who hesitates is

        heterosexuality
               Jules Feiffer/The big mistake that
               Derek Jarman/Heterosexuality isn't normal, just
               Lynne Lavner/The Bible contains six
               Gregg Mettler/Frickin' girls. Yeah, if
               Gloria Steinem/Some women and men

        hierarchy
               Ayn Rand/It only stands to

        historians
               Lee Simonson/Any event, once it

        history
               Agathon/Even God cannot change
               c.2800 BCE Assyrian stone tablet/The Earth is degenerate
               Margaret Atwood/History isn't dry, it's
               Walter Bagehot/You may talk of
               Ambrose Bierce/But as records of
               Ambrose Bierce/History (n.): An account,
               Graham Chapman/Nobody expects the Spanish
               Cyril Connolly/The past is the
               Aleister Crowley/The people who have
               John Diefenbaker/The reading of history
               Will Durant/One of the lessons
               E.M. Forster/We are willing enough
               Robert A. Heinlein/History has the relation
               Robert A. Heinlein/Sin? Sin like love
               Aldous Huxley/The charm of history
               The Invisible Committee/From one era to
               William James/There is no worse
               C.S. Lewis/That is the key
               H.L. Mencken/An Historian is an
               James A. Michener/My own life has
               Steven Moffatt/The Doctor : Who am
               Eleanor Roosevelt/Anyone who knows history,
               Eric Sevareid/You can't know who
               Terence/NULLUM EST IAM DICTUM
               Author Unknown/The only difference in
               Harold Urey/Athens built the Acropolis.
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Y a-t-il rien de
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/1492. The teachers told
               Andrew D. White/I simply try to
               Oscar Wilde/Disobedience, in the eyes

        hitting
               Robert Hewitt Wolfe/You hit me! Picard

        home
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Ganz gleich, ob König
               Margaret Mead/Having someone wonder where
               Columbus Palmer Home for Children/When your mom is

        homeless
               Mahatma Gandhi/What difference does it

        homophobia
               Russell Brand/Homophobes . . .

        homosexuality
               Sam Austin/Homosexuality is God's way
               Jeanne C. Barney/Continue to love your
               Rita Mae Brown/No government has the
               Graham Chapman/Recruit : If it was
               Margaret Cho/If you think gay
               Peter Cook/We have been forced
               Megan Coughlin/Correct me if I'm
               Quentin Crisp/I think that a
               Rev Jerry Falwell/He is purple --
               Rev Jerry Falwell/AIDS is the wrath
               Charles J. Finger/In our occidental society
               G/Being straight is a
               Neil Innes/Ladies and gentlemen, I've
               Derek Jarman/Queens Will Not be
               Lynne Lavner/The Bible contains six
               Chuck Lorre/Dead is the new
               Jason Love/The best part about
               Roger Peyrefitte/One should never lose
               Mike Royko/If God dislikes gays
               Mark Russell/Some people say, 'If
               Robin Tyler/If homosexuality is a
               Kenneth Tynan/Forty years ago [Noël
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If you really want

        honesty
               Henry B. Adams/No man means all
               Hans Christian Andersen/And I, the man,
               Hans Christian Andersen/So the Emperor went
               T.C. Boyle/Everything's absurd, because you
               Steven Brust/I'm building a reputation
               William Jennings Bryan/No one can earn
               Simon Cameron/An honest politician is
               Albert Camus/I withdrew from the
               Ted Elliott/Me? I'm dishonest, and
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/I like boys. .
               Fuller/Acount him thy real
               Edgar A. Guest/Myself
               Benny Hill/Be sincere.
               Marvin L. Jones/Indeed, the only major
               Stephen King/Johnny Smith is talking
               David Loughery/I have become the
               Mignon McLaughlin/I'm always there to
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Sure there are dishonest
               Charles M. Schulz/Sometimes I lie awake
               Dr Benjamin Spock/There are only two
               Tom Stoppard/It is better to
               Bert Taylor/A bore is a
               Henry Van Dyke/Four things a man
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We are what we
               Walt Whitman/Do I contradict myself?

        honor
               Diogenes of Sinope/To be honorable and
               Jean Cocteau/The instinct of nearly
               Calvin Coolidge/Nothing in the world
               Friedrich Nietzsche/O brethren, I consecrate
               Eric Sevareid/Next to power without
               Jane Yolen/And for adults, the
               Emiliano Zapata/It is better to

        hope
               Anonymous/Hodie
               St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
               A.A. Attanasio/The madness of demons
               Francis Bacon/Hope is a good
               Willard Beecher/Hope is fear of
               H. Jackson Brown Jr/Never deprive someone of
               Arnold H. Glasow/Expecting something for nothing
               William James/There is no worse
               Madeline L'Engle/Nothing is hopeless, we
               Clare Boothe Luce/There are no hopeless
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Greatness comes not when
               Sextus Aurelius Propertius/Be of good cheer;
               Andrei Sakharov/You always need to
               William Shakespeare/When, in disgrace with
               V.P. Skipper/A kiss: To a
               J. Michael Straczynski/There is a greater
               Author Unknown/Listen to the voice
               Cynthia Weil/. . . She

        hopelessness
               Woody Allen/More than any other
               Julius J. Epstein/Might as well be
               Kristin Newman/Steven Hyde [Danny Masterson]:

        hopes
               Erich Fromm/There is hardly any

        horses
               Joey Adams/The difference with playing
               Mrs Patrick Campbell/Does it matter what
               W.C. Fields/Horse sense is a
               Groucho Marx/I'd horsewhip you if
               Groucho Marx/Paying alimony is like
               Lou Zocchi/Fresh oats cost more

        hospital
               W.C. Fields/After two days in
               Steven Wright/I just got out

        hospitality
               Al Capone/When I sell liquor,

        hostages
               Oliver North/I'll tell you right

        human_nature
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/When is human nature
               A.A. Milne/No doubt Jack the

        humanism
               Rev Jerry Falwell/We're fighting against humanism,

        humanity
               Protagoras of Abdera/Man is the measure
               Isaac Asimov/Humanity has the stars
               Russell Brand/We are animals. We
               Bertolt Brecht/There are times when
               Joseph Campbell/George Lucas, in Star
               G.K. Chesterton/Father Brown, to Flambeau]:
               E.E. cummings/pity this busy monster,
               Benjamin Disraeli/Fear makes us feel
               Kahlil Gibran/And forget not that
               David B. Goodstein/The enemies of gay
               Indian proverb/The smile that you
               P.D. James/There comes a time
               Josh Jenkins/To err is human,
               David Lammers/Most people exhibit what
               Bernard Lovell/The challenge of space
               Rosa Zagnoni Marinoni/Who are My People?
               Victor Salva/It has become appallingly
               Goldwin Smith/Above all nations is
               François Marie Arouet Voltaire/Qu'est-ce que la tolérance?
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Maybe God has let
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Artists use frauds to
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/All persons, living and
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/If you can do
               Malcolm X/I've had enough of

        humankind
               James A. Michener/My own life has

        humanness
               Joseph Campbell/If the person doesn't

        humans
               Fean Dritchen/When I have learned
               Robert G. Ingersoll/The truth is, most
               John Lilly/In the province of
               José Ortega y Gasset/It is clear that
               Boris Pasternak/Man does not die
               Author Unknown/How do I know
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/We are what we
               Tennessee Williams/Snatching the eternal out

        humility
               Aesop/Be content with your
               Menander/We live, not as
               Anonymous/When A Father Prays
               St Francis of Assisi/Lord, make me and
               J.M. Barrie/Your heart is as
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/Hold yourself responsible for
               Rev Henry Ward Beecher/The truest self-respect is
               Alexander Graham Bell/Speak little of difficulties;
               David Brooks/You have to give
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The tar pit of
               George Carlin/Just cause you got
               Cicero/NEC ME PUDET UT
               Charles Darwin/Whenever I have found
               Max Ehrmann/Desiderata
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Every man I meet
               Firesign Theatre/I think we're all
               Edward Gibbon/The greater men are,
               Bill Griffith/Only yesterday I was
               Paul Harvey/In times like these,
               Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr/Humility is the first
               Dr Samuel Johnson/Boswell : That, Sir, was
               Wayne Kline/I haven't asked for
               Anthony Lake/I will try to
               Oscar Levant/What the world needs
               Martin Luther/God completely spurns that
               Peter Marshall/Lord, when we are
               Cotton Mather/You are young and
               Golda Meir/Don't be so humble
               George Bernard Shaw/The longer I live
               Philip Stanhope/Be wiser than other
               Wilhelm Stekel/The mark of the
               Author Unknown/Pray don't find fault
               Peter Ustinov/It is our responsibilities,
               Ecclesiastes VII:16/Be not righteous overmuch.

        humor
               Jackie 'Moms' Mabley {Loretta Mary Aiken}/Don't get me wrong,
               Eddie Gorodetsky/When you're hungry at
               Shelley Winters/I think on-stage nudity

        humorists
               Will Rogers/There's no trick to

        hunger
               Mahatma Gandhi/There are people in
               Mother Teresa of Calcutta/ts.The hunger for love
               Author Unknown/Blessed are those who

        hunting
               Otto von Bismarck/People never lie so
               Stephen Leacock/A sportsman is a
               Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf/Going to war without

        hyenas
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/A fly is as

        hypochondria
               Jason Love/You just think it's

        hypocrisy
               Plato/Mankind censure injustice, fearing
               Steve Allen/No philosophy, sadly, has
               Dr Nancy C. Andreasen/Some people see things
               Susan B. Anthony/I distrust those people
               Les Aspin/If you give Congress
               Andrew Bailey/I found this very
               James Baldwin/Nobody is more dangerous
               Ambrose Bierce/But as records of
               Ambrose Bierce/Politeness (n.): The most
               Russell Brand/When I was poor
               Russell Brand/Anyone who claims to
               Russell Brand/Homophobes . . .
               Margaret Cho/If you think gay
               Winston Churchill/Occasionally he stumbled over
               E.M. Cioran/Those who believe in
               John Cleese/People who aren't getting
               Claire Dunne/To [Carl] Jung, Christianity,
               Albert Einstein/It is my conviction
               Benjamin Franklin/How many observe Christ's
               Erich Fromm/There is perhaps no
               Stephen Fry/Perhaps all adolescence is
               Stephen Fry/To Myself: Not To
               Stephen Fry/I knew [as an
               Stephen Fry/I am weeping too
               Bill Gates/Software suppliers are trying
               Edward Gibbon/The various modes of
               William Goldman/Life is Pain. Anyone
               Gen. Gordon/When one thinks of
               Sydney J. Harris/People who think they're
               Stephen Hawking/The greatest enemy of
               Jim Henshaw/TV is the workhorse
               J. Edgar Hoover/Justice is incidental to
               Kin Hubbard/When a fellow says
               Henry E. Hudson/If we relied conclusively
               The Invisible Committee/From one era to
               Molly Ivins/I never thought much
               William James/First, you know, a
               Thomas Jefferson/In every country and
               Thomas Jefferson/Difference of opinion is
               Marvin L. Jones/Indeed, the only major
               Stanley Kubrick/Prison Chaplain (Godfrey Quigley),
               Carol Leigh/What kind of society
               James C. Lindberg/Retaliation
               Chuck Lorre/When I was a
               Chuck Lorre/What does it say
               Gen. Douglas MacArthur/Our swollen budgets constantly
               James Madison/What have been [Christianity's]
               Brit Marling/Boar : Marriage is a
               H.L. Mencken/Every bright young man
               Dennis Miller/What about that abortion
               Montaigne/Man is certainly stark
               John Muncee/You'll never be able
               Richard Milhous Nixon/Sure there are dishonest
               George Orwell/Saints should always be
               George Orwell/As with the Christian
               La Rochefoucauld/Il n'y a point
               Henry Rollins/Do you see now
               Leo Rosten/Conservative: One who admires
               Bertrand Russell/The people who are
               Bertrand Russell/The infliction of cruelty
               Bertrand Russell/So far as I
               Bertrand Russell/The Christian view that
               Eric Sevareid/Brotherhood is not so
               William Shakespeare/Wisdom and goodness to
               Thou shalt not kill?
               Author Unknown/The orthodox exist in
               Author Unknown/We have watched what
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/1492. The teachers told
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/For some reason, the
               H.G. Wells/Moral indignation is jealousy
               Oscar Wilde/Those who find ugly
               Jon Winokur/Political Correctness (n.): The

        ice_cream
               Carol Siskind/I feel good, which

        ice_skating
               Franklin P. Jones/It's a strange world

        ideal
               Oscar Wilde/It is sometimes said

        idealism
               Frederick P. Brooks Jr/The programmer, like the
               William F. Buckley Jr/Idealism is fine, but
               George Carlin/Inside every cynical person,
               John Galsworthy/Idealism increases in direct
               T.E. Lawrence/All men dream, but
               Ken Levine/I just don't know
               Theodore Roosevelt/Be practical as well
               Will Smith/I made up what

        ideals
               Theodore Roosevelt/A man's usefulness depends
               Andrei Sakharov/You always need to

        ideas
               Epictetus/Men are not worried
               Howard Aiken/Don't worry about people
               H.H. Asquith/Keep always with you,
               Wendell Barry/A man who produces
               Georg Brandes/It is useless to
               Georg Morris Cohen Brandes/It is useless to
               John Cage/I can't understand why
               Samuel Taylor Coleridge/The wise only possess
               A.J. Constance/It's not hard to
               Paul Eldridge/Man is ready to
               Anatole France/Que mourir pour une
               Anatole France/Quand une chose a
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Denn eben wo Begriffe
               Samuel Goldwyn/I had a monumental
               A. Whitney Griswold/Books won't stay banned.
               William James/First, you know, a
               Dr Samuel Johnson/That fellow seems to
               Ben Jonson/Confound these ancestors .
               Helen Keller/College isn't the place
               Hellen Keller/College isn't the place
               John F. Kennedy/A man may die,
               Jiddu Krishnamurti/Knowledge, idea, belief stands
               Fran Lebowitz/Great people talk about
               Abraham Lincoln/He can compress the
               George Orwell/Unpopular ideas can be
               Joseph Stalin/Ideas are more powerful
               Paul Valéry/Serious people have few
               Alfred North Whitehead/Ideas won't keep. Something

        identity
               Camille Paglia/Identity thrives by conflict

        idiocy
               John Cleese/I feel very keenly

        idiots
               Graham Chapman/In a show satirizing
               George Jean Nathan/Athletic sports, save in
               Oscar Wilde/Society . . .

        idleness
               Samuel Johnson, Ll.D./The happiest part of

        ignorance
               Bion of Borysthenes/Boys throw rocks at
               Lord Beveridge/Ignorance is an evil
               Daniel Joseph Boorstin/We must abandon the
               Ashleigh Brilliant/Please don't ask me
               Nicholas Murray Butler/An expert is one
               Al Capone/I don't even know
               Orson Scott Card/The only people who
               Confucius/Recognizing that you know
               Clarence Darrow/I do not consider
               Gordon R. Dickson/Some people like my
               Benjamin Disraeli/To be conscious that
               Will Durant/Education is a progressive
               Abba Eban/His ignorance is encyclopedic.
               Richard Feynman/Not knowing is much
               Stephen Hawking/The greatest enemy of
               Harry Homes/Ignorance is the mother
               Aldous Huxley/Facts do not cease
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Ignorance is the soil
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Our ignorance is God;
               Robert G. Ingersoll/Give me the storm
               Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr/Nothing in all the
               Bruce Lee/By an error repeated
               Christopher Marlowe/I count religion but
               William G. McAdoo/It is impossible to
               H.L. Mencken/Democracy is a pathetic
               H.L. Mencken/The notion that science
               George Meyer/I will not expose
               Ezra Pound/It is always easy
               Mary Renault/All-knowing Zeus, give me
               Will Rogers/Everybody is ignorant, only
               Bertrand Russell/Men are born ignorant,
               Bertrand Russell/I do not think
               John Simon/Democracy encourages the majority
               Author Unknown/The multitude of books
               Author Unknown/IGNORANTIA NIHIL EXCUSAT [Ignorance
               Author Unknown/If you think education
               Oscar Wilde/Youth! There is nothing
               Oscar Wilde/Though our modern Puritans

        ignoring
               Native American saying/Listen or your tongue
               M. Zimmerman/Zimmerman's Law of Complaints:

        illegality
               Plato/Good people do not
               Henry Kissinger/The illegal we do

        illiteracy
               Kelvin Throop/There is no such

        illness
               Hippocrates/Men ought to know
               Irvin S. Cobb/I've just learned about
               Samuel Taylor Coleridge/Our quaint metaphysical opinions,
               Barbara Ehrenreich/Exercise is the yuppie
               Paul Gauguin/Civilization is what makes
               Edvard Munch/I would not cast
               Lord Salisbury/If you believe the

        illogical
               H.L. Mencken/Faith may be defined

        illusion
               Woody Allen/I am plagued by
               anonymous/Time is an illusion

        illusions
               Joseph Conrad/Action is consolatory. It
               Albert Einstein/Reality is merely an
               Sigmund Freud/Religion . . .
               Russian proverb/We die as we
               Alan Watts/I have realized that
               Alan Watts/I have realised that

        image
               George Alec Effinger/It is not well

        images
               René Magritte/Un objet ne fait

        imagination
               Albert Einstein/Imagination is more important
               Albert Einstein/Logic will get you
               Francisco Goya/La fantasia abandonada de
               Robert Hass/There are limits to
               Jason Love/The real world is
               H.L. Mencken/Love is the triumph
               Vincent van Gogh/Do not quench your

        imitation
               Fred Allen/Imitation is the sincerest
               Jim Carrey/Imitation is the sincerest
               Eric Hoffer/When people are free

        immaturity
               Jean Kerr/The real menace in
               Tom Sims/My friends tell me
               Edith Warton/Another unsettling element in

        immediacy
               Arthur Miller/The word now is
               Igor Stravinsky/I am in the

        immorality
               Joseph Fletcher/We ought to love

        immortality
               Woody Allen/I don't want to
               Richard Danus/I'm immortal again! Omnipotent
               Susan Ertz/Millions long for immortality
               Anatole France/The majority of people,
               John Kenneth Galbraith/If all else fails,
               Stephen King/Each life makes its
               H.L. Mencken/The evidence of the
               Neil Peart/We're only immortal for
               J. Michael Straczynski/You are not ready

        impartiality
               Denis Diderot/What has not been

        impatience
               Dorothy Parker/They sicken of the

        imperfection
               Kushell/Here on earth, every
               Alexander Pope/All are but parts

        importance
               Dr W. Gardner Campbell/It becomes so important

        impossibility
               Bette Davis/Attempt the impossible in
               Walt Disney/It's kind of fun

        impotence
               Samuel Butler/Nothing is potent against

        improbable
               H.L. Mencken/Faith may be defined

        impromptu
               Mark Twain/I . . .

        impropriety
               W. Somerset Maugham/Impropriety is the soul

        improvement
               Émile Coué/Tous les jours à

        impunity
               La Rochefoucauld/L'esprit nous sert quelquefois

        inaccuracy
               H.H. Munro/A little inaccuracy sometimes

        inaction
               Leigh Brackett/Do, or do not.
               Edmund Burke/The only thing necessary
               Elbert Hubbard/To escape criticism: do

        inadequacy
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/When I write, I
               Bill Wulf/There is only one

        inanity
               Walt Disney/Pithy quotes from Uncle

        inappropriateness
               Oscar Wilde/Questions are never indiscreet.

        incentives
               Nikita Khrushchev/Call it what you

        incest
               Sir Arnold Bax/You should make a

        incitement
               Lois McMaster Bujold/If you expect to
               Montaigne/There is no hostility

        inclusion
               Quentin Crisp/In an expanding universe,

        income
               E.E. cummings/I'm living so far
               Douglas Langdale/The wages of sin
               Oscar Wilde/Unless one is wealthy
               Oscar Wilde/Ah, well, then I
               Fielding H. Yost/The will to win

        incompatibility
               Robert A. Heinlein/You can have peace.
               Courtway Jones/I speak in paragraphs

        incompetence
               Anonymous/If you can't do,
               Mignon McLaughlin/Many are saved from
               P.J. O'Rourke/Television has become the
               George Bernard Shaw/Democracy is a form
               Harry S. Truman/He'll sit here and

        incompleteness
               Samuel Butler/It must be remembered

        inconsistency
               H.P. Lovecraft/The most merciful thing
               Walt Whitman/Do I contradict myself?

        indecision
               Tommy Cooper/I used to be
               H.L. Mencken/It is [a politician's]

        independence
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/You will always find
               They Might Be Giants/Yes, no, maybe. I
               Gregg Mettler/It's not fair. .
               May Sarton/Solitude is the salt
               Lois W./Love does not need

        indifference
               Edward Abbey/See one Grand Canyon,
               Spiro Agnew/If you've seen one
               Joseph Stalin/A single death is

        indignation
               John Dobbin/Who pissed on your

        indispensability
               Charles de Gaulle/The graveyards are full

        individualism
               Florence King/I have been a
               Karl Kraus/I and my public

        individuality
               African Proverb/When you take away
               Nels Anderson/Who hasn't felt that
               anonymous/Some say they want
               Walter Bagehot/The great pleasure in
               Tallulah Bankhead/Nobody can be exactly
               Kristen Bell/If you don't fit
               Ambrose Bierce/Mad (adj.): Affected with
               Andy Bobrow/Reese : I just stopped
               Russell Brand/My whole life, I
               Elizabeth Barrett Browning/Best be yourself, imperial,
               The Buddha/Be your own light,
               The Buddha/Personally examine and verify
               Henry Charles Bukowski/Some people never go
               Tom Burkhard/Jiminy H. Crickets III
               Mrs Patrick Campbell/Does it matter what
               George Carlin/I do this real
               Coco Chanel/Pour être irremplaçable, il
               Noam Chomsky/It is the fundamental
               J. Cole/Love yourself, girl, or
               Confucius/It doesn't matter how
               Peter Cook/Margaret [seeing monkeys at
               Quentin Crisp/The very purpose of
               Alfred de Musset/How glorious it is
               Isadora Duncan/The finest inheritance you
               Albert Einstein/Be a loner. That
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/It was high counsel
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/Whoso would be a
               Ralph Waldo Emerson/You will hear [as
               Peter Fonda/George Hanson : You know,
               John Kenneth Galbraith/In any great organization
               Herbert Gerjuoy/The new education must
               They Might Be Giants/Yes, no, maybe. I
               W.S. Gilbert/When everyone is somebody,
               Terry Gilliam/When I left .
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/If God had wanted
               Robert A. Heinlein/In a society in
               Bill Hicks/People come up to
               Colin Higgins/Much of the world's
               David Hockney/There's no need to
               John Holt/Education, with its supporting
               Henrik Ibsen/Rob the average man
               Eugene Ionesco/To think contrary to
               Charles Koechlin/The artist needs an
               Stanley Kubrick/The question is whether
               Stanley Kubrick/Prison Chaplain (Godfrey Quigley),
               T.E. Lawrence/All men dream, but
               Timothy Leary/There are] two basic
               Jack London/He led a lost
               Chuck Lorre/Dr Amy Farrah Fowler
               Jason Love/Remember that you are
               Archibald MacLeish/The dissenter is every
               Francis Maguire/The Strange Child
               H.L. Mencken/The great artists of
               Graham Moore/When I was 16
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Insanity in individuals is
               Yoko Ono/HIDE-AND-SEEK PIECE
               Osho/It is not decided
               Thomas Paine/I do not believe
               Judy Reiser/Some idiosyncrasies you might
               Rumi/You are another version
               Stephen Schwartz/Rivers belong where they
               Eric Sevareid/With breathtaking rapidity, we
               Peter Shaffer/To go through life
               William Shakespeare/Commit the oldest sins
               Robert E. Sherwood/Supposing I told you
               Jaden Smith/People Use [ sic ] To
               Cat Stevens/You can treat the
               Adlai Stevenson/A free society is
               Jonathan Swift/When a true genius
               S.G. Tallentyre/I disapprove of what
               Christian Thielemann/Someone who has gifted
               Alvin Toffler/The illiterate of the
               Mark Twain/Sanity and Happiness are
               Author Unknown/Question Authority.
               Author Unknown/The world is full
               Author Unknown/Think for yourself and
               Author Unknown/Jesus said, "Why do
               Author Unknown/How do I know
               Author Unknown/Always remember that you
               Author Unknown/Y Gwir Yn Erbyn
               Henry Van Dyke/Individuality is the salt
               Dr Peter Walker/I refuse to be
               H.G. Wells/Life is two things,
               Matt Whiteley/Here's to the crazy
               Walt Whitman/I swear nothing is
               Walt Whitman/From this hour I
               Oscar Wilde/Individualism does not come
               Oscar Wilde/One should always be
               Oscar Wilde/I was a problem
               Oscar Wilde/The art of life
               Oscar Wilde/Be yourself. Everyone else

        indoctrination
               Chuck Lorre/In a blinding flash

        industriousness
               Pirke Avot, Traditional Text (Sayings of the Jewish Fathers)/I grew up among

        inequality
               Aesop/The injury we do
               Aristotle/The worst form of
               Woody Allen/The lion and the
               Anatole France/La majestueuse égalité des

        inevitability
               Mercedes Lackey/You can put a
               Seneca/ERIPERE VITAM NEMO NON
               Lee Simonson/Any event, once it
               Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower/The mistakes are all

        inexperience
               Tom Masson/Hamlet is the tragedy
               Erasmus of Rotterdam/War is delightful to

        infallibility
               Rev Jerry Falwell/The Bible is the

        infants
               Ambrose Bierce/Childhood (n.): The period
               William Blake/Better murder an infant
               Don Marquis/One of the most
               Ian Shoales/As the technology becomes
               Elinor Goulding Smith/It sometimes happens, even

        inferiority
               Eleanor Roosevelt/No one can make

        infidelity
               Rodney Dangerfield/I have good-looking kids;
               Jason Love/Swingers cheat on each
               Groucho Marx/Here's to our wives
               Oscar Wilde/What a fuss people

        infinity
               Henri-Frédéric Amiel/Time and space are
               Alfred Jarry/God is the tangential

        influence
               Walter Benjamin/Leben heißt Spuren zu

        information
               T.S. Eliot/Where is the wisdom
               Margaret Mead/I was brought up
               Jules Henri Poincaré/Science is built up
               Kurt Vonnegut Jr/Life happens too fast

        ingenuity
               Herbert Gerjuoy/The new education must
               Alvin Toffler/The illiterate of the

        ingratitude
               Kahlil Gibran/I have learned silence

        initiative
               Isobel Lennart/Clarence Dolittle (Frank Sinatra):
               Friedrich Nietzsche/If ye would go
               Author Unknown/Two percent of people
               Daniel Webster/Failure is more frequently

        injury
               Aesop/The injury we do
               E.M. Forster/I would rather be
               French proverb/Write injuries in sand,
               Robert A. Heinlein/Sin lies only in

        injustice
               Plato/Mankind censure injustice, fearing
               Stephen Fry/There was still a
               They Might Be Giants/Yes, no, maybe. I

        inner_life
               Zoltán Kodály/There are areas of
               Friedrich Nietzsche/Ohne Musik wäre das

        innocence
               Hans Christian Andersen/So the Emperor went
               G.K. Chesterton/Children are innocent and
               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe/Das Alter macht nicht
               Kin Hubbard/Now and then an
               George Orwell/Saints should